gale force eight

Fuck the big one.

But our writers and thinkers don't know how to cook.

And Mr. Boyfriend... generally only buys ready-made things.

And she discovered that there was no such thing as a pot in her dormitory.

……

It really doesn't look like a girl's dormitory.

Article [-] of "Tianxia Datong" (revised version):

To capture a man's heart, one must pinch his stomach!

Therefore, the writer and thinker asked Mr. Boyfriend to buy him milk tea, and pretended that she was his real boyfriend.Although the boyfriend thought that Zhan Shuo might not like milk tea, but prefer Xhaha AD calcium, but he still did it.

"..."

After a while, Mr. Boyfriend felt that Lin Yixi might have had his fill.

"Forget it. I always feel that the things I bought are not very easy to move people."

Writers and thinkers finally came to a conclusion.

Article [-] of "Datong under heaven" (final version):

To grasp a man's heart, one must grasp his kidney!

This time, writers and thinkers brought their precious treasures.At the same time, this time, she successfully sublimated herself into a philosopher.

Cheng Gong silently glanced at the pile of unscrupulous printed matter with all the titles on the cover, feeling a bit at a loss as to what to do.

"Lonely Long Night with Dad".

Suddenly, the face of Cheng's father, who was exactly like himself, appeared in his mind.

In a long lonely night, whoever laughs first will lose?

……

After excluding a series of weird books such as "The Domineering President's Xiaobai", "I Love You Too", "Jianguo and Zhigang", "His Taste", etc., he suddenly saw a book.

"What level of strong wind? ".

On the cover is a boy with a very cute style, who is holding a can of drink and smoking a cigarette with a happy face. This appearance reminds him of Zhan Shuo at once.

So he pulled out the book, opened it and glanced at it.

Lin Yixi, who was on the side, saw that he had chosen the book "How Much Severe Gale?" 》, gave him a thumbs up: "As expected of being a top student! I actually picked my favorite book!"

"..."

This book tells the story of a boy who is rampant with evil charms and pursues his own integrity.In the early stage, the protagonist and the bamboo horse made sugar in various ways, but in the later stage, they drove wildly.And the most outstanding part of the full text is the first car between the protagonist and the bamboo horse.

【Chen Gonggong smiled charmingly, and continued to walk a few steps forward. 】

【Zhan Shuoshuo keeps backing away, only to realize that he has been cornered.His voice was a little trembling: "Gong, you... what are you going to do?"]

[Chen Gonggong's voice was a bit hot, "What are you doing...? Of course it's you. "]

【Zhan Shuoshuo pushes away the approaching Chen Gonggong, "No!"】

【"Baby, I will be very gentle." Seeing that Zhan Shuosuo began to resist wildly, Chen Gonggong put away his thoughts of teasing him.He stepped forward and hugged him tightly, bowing his head and kissing the ends of his hair lightly. 】

【Zhan Shuoshuo was shackled by him and couldn't move. He felt the top of his head being gently kissed, and his face turned red.At the same time, Chen Gonggong heard the other party's husky voice coming from his chest: "Yuan, so you've been by my side all this time, and that's why you want to do that kind of thing to me."]

【"Because I like you," Chen Gonggong paused, feeling his own different heartbeat, "Is it okay?"】

【Zhan Shuoshuo didn't answer him, but he didn't refuse either. 】

【Chen Gonggong is happy, his eyes are full of clear light.He happily lifted the person he was holding, and shouted with a smile: "Daughter-in-law!"]

……

Several pages of philosophical descriptions follow.

"..."

Mr. Boyfriend still looked indifferent.He took out a piece of paper and wrote and drew on it, as if he was doing academic research.

Lin Yixi came over to take a look, she casually pointed to a line in it, and commented with a serious face: "As a rigorous and elegant school, it is actually incorrect to go in here directly, we need to do cleaning work first !"

"...Isn't that a bowel test?"

Mr. Boyfriend raised a question.

Lin Yixi smiled knowingly.

This afternoon, Cheng Gong felt as if a door to a new world was opening to him.

At the same time, he harvested a lot of small video sites for friends, and has since embarked on a long road of hard work.

SP · Tianxia Datong

Article [-] of "Tianxia Datong":

To capture a man's heart, one must capture his stomach (stroke).

To capture a man's heart, one must pinch his stomach (delete).

To capture a man's heart, one must capture his kidneys.

Article [-] of "Tianxia Datong":

What to do if you can't catch up with a man, just make him happy.

Article [-] of "Tianxia Datong":

What should I do if a man is too straight? [Beep——] Once you get used to it, you won't be straight anymore.

.........

Article XX of "Tianxia Datong":

What should I do if I like a boy?Tell him!How dare you say you like him without telling him?Don't dare to mess with him and still dare to say that you like him?Anyway, it is not illegal for a man to rape a man!

The author has something to say: He is meowing, bowing his head to the evil forces

I'm still too young

Re-examined mmpiu for the 7th time

okIamfine (smile)

☆、Chapter 29

Text

unconsciously

The week is almost at an end.

An ordinary girl, and an extraordinary boy.

What will happen in the end?

The boy carried the warm cake.

To the familiar shade.

but……

The girl didn't come today.

-

Ordinary girls, let's be extraordinary today!

The sports meeting, which has been prepared for a long time, finally opened on Friday this week.

Zhan Shuo left the dormitory with Mo Lv early in the morning, planning to move other necessary things to the sports field with other cadres.The weather was fine that day, the temperature in S city was not very high in late spring, the sun was shining brightly but not too hot, and there was a fresh smell of grass and trees in the air.

When they arrived, they found only a few people chatting leisurely at the gate of the college.When they saw Mo Lu and Zhan Shuo approaching, they all went up to meet him, "President, son of a bitch! You are here!"

Seeing that there were only a few of them, Mo Lv frowned, "Why are you alone? Where are the others?"

Tang Yulin dissatisfied: "Because we are the only coolies, the others are going to put on makeup." After speaking, she looked weak, "They also want to go up to dance!"

Mo Lu took a look at her strong arms and thighs, and covered his eyes with his hands, "Well...just think about it."

Tang Yulin was a little unconvinced, "What's the matter, don't look at it! Zhuang will eat your rice! Kouheng!"

"All right, all right, then let's go get our things and go to the playground first." Mo Lu turned his face away, not wanting to tangle with her, "Zhan Shuo, you guys stay here and take over, we'll come out later."

After finishing speaking, he reached out his hand to signal the other boys, then turned and entered the academy.

Several of the boys saw this and followed him in one after another.

Zhan Shuo stood aside and commented: "I think everyone has the right to be beautiful!"

"That's right, Gouzi speaks very nicely today."

"No!" Zhan Shuo looked at the remaining sisters and suggested seriously, "However, this is also an event to show your face, let's all play beautifully together!"

……

After a few minutes, the boys who went downstairs with a lot of materials found that the door was empty.

"..."

The dressing room at the moment—

"Hahaha, come here, dog, I'll draw some eyeliner for you!"

"Shuo Zi, Shuo Zai, come here, sister, put on some lipstick for you~~"

"What are you looking at, do you want to apply nail polish?"

"Hey, Gouzi, do you want to join our cheerleading squad? I'll give you a chance to dress up~"

Zhan Shuo: Black Question Mark.JPG.

It is already 08:30 in the morning.

Mo Lu and a group of boys sat under the base camp full of resentment, watching a group of coquettish sluts slowly walking towards the entrance of the stadium.

Molu stood up with an ugly face, and he rushed forward, deciding to accuse them of their lack of punctuality.However, at this moment he noticed that among a group of shiny white girls, there was a boy with a wheat complexion.

Mo Lu:? ? ?

Qin Aoqing: There is a traitor among us.

"Zhan Shuo! I said why can't I find you everywhere! You actually missed work for me!"

Tang Yulin stepped forward with her chest straightened out. Qin Aoqing carefully applied a layer of orange nail polish to her fingers, which glistened under the sunlight and looked extremely smooth. "You are so kind! You actually asked us girls to carry things!"

Zhan Shuo: "I'm not a woman!"

It may be because of her loud voice, the cadres of other colleges who passed by all despised President Mo.

Molu was speechless.

Seeing the enemy's retreat, Tang Yulin turned around and lovingly stroked Zhan Shuo's dog's head, "Hey, it doesn't matter if you change your gender occasionally for the sake of the overall situation, anyway, you won't lose a piece of meat~~"

Qin Aoqing nodded in agreement, "Come and sing with me, I'm a girl~ beautiful girl~! I'm a girl..."

Zhan Shuo: "...ang."

The sports meeting starts at nine o'clock, and the stadium is already crowded with people.

Lin Yixi, who was passing by by chance, ran over and had a few words with Zhan Shuo and the others, and then she noticed that Zhan Shuo's lips were so brightly colored that it was a bit strange, so she took a closer look.

Facing Lin Yixi who suddenly approached, Zhan Shuo was a little at a loss.

Finally, she threw him a meaningful smile.

"It's very annoying, bro~"

Then slipped away in small steps.

Tang Yulin sat not far away and watched the movement there, she secretly clenched her fists and her veins twitched: "Is there no man in the fucking liberal arts academy! It's fine if this woman hooked up with Cheng Gong, but now she even hooks up with dogs!"

Qin Aoqing: "It's too much to bully! Wait a minute and watch my old lady do a cheerleading dance and wipe them all out!"

At this time, one of the girls suddenly held her stomach and screamed in pain, and the girls sitting around her were startled, "What's wrong with you?"

The girl's expression was very painful, "I...my relative is here!"

"Qingqing! Something happened here!"

Hearing someone calling her, Qin Aoqing turned her head.

"..."

Mo Lu's face was serious.

Qin Aoqing was helpless.

"How about this……"

"I think……"

Realizing that he and the other party spoke at the same time, both of them stopped and spoke at the same time.

"you first."

"You say it."

So this time the two really shut up.

Zhan Shuo was a little amused looking at the silent two, he interjected, "Stop staring, hurry up and find a solution!"

Unexpectedly, after speaking, the two turned their heads one after another, staring fixedly at him.

Mo Lu: "I have a bold idea."

Qin Aoqing: "I think it's okay."

Mo Lu: "Hmph..."

Qin Aoqing: "Happy cooperation!"

"No! There is no way I will wear cheerleading clothes on stage! Even if I die today! I will jump off the Shaw Building! I will not let you go!"

The other boys finally found a good opportunity to take revenge on Zhan Shijing. They grabbed his hand with a smile and said happily: "You scream, even if you scream, no one will come to rescue you!"

However, what they didn't expect was that a beautiful Cheng Yaojin suddenly appeared on the way.

"Stop! What are you doing!"

When Zhan Shuo looked up, he found Yan Li in white sportswear standing in front of him. He tied his slightly long hair into a soaring ponytail. Coupled with his gorgeous facial features and a slightly puzzled expression, he seemed a little bit of a Very cute.

Seeing the menacing approach of this unknown boy, the other boys stopped their movements.One of the boys recognized that it was the flower of the establishment of the academy, and explained to him: "That academy, ah, Senior Buyan..."

"Seniors, they want to force me to wear that cheerleader's dress! Showing my belly!"

Zhan Shuo preemptively said fiercely, and at the same time he looked at the few boys who were holding on to him with righteous indignation.

You guys are dead, look at the 20 chapters of friendship between me and Yuanhua, if I don't beat you up, I will...

Yan Li was silent for a while.

He stood on the spot and imagined Zhan Shuo's appearance in women's clothing.

A girl (pretending to be a boy) with two skin tones, with a bright smile, cute little tiger teeth, and straight and slender legs.The wheat-colored skin is very healthy, and the white skin inside can turn red with a little pinch, and it is very beautiful...

pink tits | head.

Well.

"Senior, why don't you save me! Fuck the brotherhood! Vomit!"

The boys were even more joyful, "Keep screaming, no one will come to rescue you even if you scream and break your throat!"

But in the end, it was a pity that Zhan Shuo managed to escape and changed into a boy's sportswear because the size of the remaining cheerleader suit was too small.

(Recalling the happy time when he was forced to wear a miniskirt,) The boys showed satisfied expressions.

Mo Lu and Qin Aoqing expressed that they were very ordinary.

The senior is very disappointed.

Zhan Shuo sat down in the rest area of ​​the cheerleading show with an indignant expression on his face. At this moment, he found a girl who was alone in the corner.

"...Hey, why are you alone..."

The girl looked up.

Looking at this face, Zhan Shuo felt a heart attack for no reason.

He met her eyes—her eyes were as deep as the sky and could not see the end, as if he could feel the torrent of long time and history—from the ashes of the fierce volcanic eruption to the silence of the distant snow-capped mountains, Then to the light and darkness of the blue abyss, and finally the silent phantom in the gloomy forest, lonely and silent but dazzling...

And she just looked at him calmly, looking at him with changing eyes, and finally made him feel a little flustered, feeling a little guilty for no reason.

Wait, I seem to have seen this kind of copy-pasting to make up the word count somewhere!