gale force eight

Group F laughs): Big man with cute big tits! (The curly-haired gay classmate once again showed affection, and after getting off the bed, he can still talk and laugh as if nothing had happened. It's nice to be young!)

SP·Fake wine

So Zhan Shuo lay down for a while, felt his pants and quickly put them on, and then climbed out of bed.

Yes, he is really hungry.

After unsuccessfully searching for food in his backpack, he couldn't help turning his eyes to his father on the bed.

"Cheng Gong, do you have anything to eat? I'm hungry."

As expected, Cheng Gong lived up to the expectations of his son who looked like he was begging for food. With a big wave of his hand, he pointed his finger at his own gray backpack.

So Zhan Shuo immediately ran towards Cheng Gong's backpack with a laugh, quickly opened the zipper, and was shocked when he saw what was inside.

All... all AD calcium and X thing canned potato chips.

"Cheng Gong's father, I love you!"

After a while, someone had enough to eat and drink.

He tidied up the bottles and jars on the table, and when he was about to climb back to sleep, he suddenly found a can of yellow liquid mixed in.

It looks like it was just taken out of my bag.

.........

Expanded analysis is online.

Color: yellow.

Odor: Slightly aromatic.

Other Components: Brown solid precipitated at the bottom.

Mobility: Yes.

Exclusion analysis: Exclude urine, water and sulfuric acid, the substance is Huoxiangzhengqi water.

Analysis result: useless, throw it away.

.........

11pm.

Zhan Shuo stood on the stool holding a paper cup, just at eye level with Cheng Gong lying on the bed.

"Cheng Gong's father~~ I poured you something."

Cheng Gong turned half sideways, looking at the head that suddenly appeared on the edge of his bed.

Zhan Shuo's two canine teeth gleamed white in the night, and his smile was extremely sincere.

So he reached out to take it and drank it in one gulp.

Zhan Shuo: "!!!"

Wait, bro, shouldn't you be on your guard?

What if it wasn't Huoxiang Zhengqi Water!

Although it's not, it is...

Osmanthus wine given by grandma.

When Zhan Shuo was thinking this way, Cheng Gong who was lying down suddenly sat up.

Under the faint light of the bed lamp, he saw a slight change in his expression.

"..."

"……tasty?"

Zhan Shuo asked tentatively.

"What is it?"

"Uh... the sweet-scented osmanthus wine made by my grandma."

"..."

"..."

The two sides suddenly fell silent, and the guests failed to hold hands.

Zhan Shuo saw that his face was paralyzed again as usual, so he stood down from the stool, poured a little for himself, and took a sip from the cup.

What the hell!

Shouldn't osmanthus wine be the kind of flower wine with the aroma of osmanthus, which is extremely sweet and leaves a fragrance on the lips and teeth? !

So what is this hot, alcohol-smelling thing in my mouth now? !

That's not what's written in the book.

Fairy tales are all lies!

However, when Zhan Shuo finds out that this sweet-scented osmanthus wine is made from white wine by grandma, that will be another story.

But... I just drank a little bit, so...

He looked up at Cheng Gong on the bed, and found that he looked normal and lay down as if nothing had happened.

Zhan Shuo silently covered the jar and climbed onto Cheng Gong's bed again.

Excessive.

He's even better at drinking than me.

sigh.

Are you going to be bullied by him for the rest of your life?

Heart congestion.

Probably due to accidentally taking a sip of spirits, Zhan Shuo felt his tongue numb all the time.And this kind of numbness is very regular, from the tip of the tongue to the root of the tongue, and then spread from the root of the tongue to the surrounding surface of the tongue.

Repeatedly, making him a little irritable.

It's probably early morning now.

He turned around, facing Cheng Gong's back.

"Cheng Gong, are you asleep?"

"No."

The other party simply replied.

"I think there's something wrong with that wine! It's just like soju! Did you drink it and nothing happened?"

"No."

Zhan Shuo was startled, and continued, "But you're bored!"

"No."

"..."

Zhan Shuo felt something was wrong.

According to Cheng Gong's personality, among the three sentences, he should have at least one six-point (to make up the number of words) response of "..." instead of three consecutive "no".

He suddenly stretched out his hands and pressed Cheng Gong's body forcefully, just in time to catch a glimpse of the slightly red corners of Cheng Gong's eyes.

"……hey-hey."

Zhan Shuo suddenly became playful.

I have a bold idea.

He may be drunk.

ROUND1

"Cheng Gong, are you drunk..."

Zhan Shuo asked tentatively.

Cheng Gong glanced at him, his black pupils became more and more confused, but his tone was still firm: "No."

"... How much is this?"

Zhan Shuo stretched out his hand and made a gesture of 2.

Unexpectedly, Cheng Gong took a look at his hand and hummed lightly, as if to express his disdain.

"Did you snort just now! You look down on me!" Zhan Shuo's smile gradually turned yellow.

"No."

But he was also quick to answer.

.........

The enemy army is too cunning to find any flaws at all!

But since he is the type who responds to questions, it is a good opportunity to do some bad things!

The little abacus in Zhan Shuo's heart crackled.

"Ahem, Cheng Gong, let me ask you a few questions."

"493281."

"What is this?" Shet I haven't asked yet!

Cheng Gong replied with a serious face: "Bank card password."

"!!!"

"990521."

"It's your birthday?"

"Alipay password." Cheng Gong replied without changing his expression, "WeChat payment password is the same."

"...Oh oh oh," Zhan Shuo quietly wrote down the two strings of numbers, and at the same time he asked, "Do you know what you are doing?"

Cheng Gong glanced at the person under the bed, and suddenly felt very at ease in his heart.

Of course I know, I have to hand over all the money to my daughter-in-law for safekeeping.

ROUND2

"..."

After a while, Zhan Shuo was still very happy.

It feels like a dream!

From then on, master the wealth of the Cheng family and reach the pinnacle of life!

seconds!

It's wonderful!

Fate is wonderful!

Then he noticed that Gongmei was staring at him.

"?"

Cheng Gong stretched out his hand slowly and pinched his face, and exhaled lightly.

A strong smell of alcohol.

Then he gradually leaned his head closer, and with the moonlight leaking from the balcony and the light at the bedside, he saw that his face was flushed, his eyes were moist and unrecognizable, different from the usual icebergs, this is a very handsome... Spring Mountain .

Zhan Shuo suddenly blushed.

Mom...

……society!

Why is he getting closer and closer... Well, it seems that he wants to ask for a kiss!

Oh shet mother jerk fack!

This is impossible!

My brother can't be gay.jpg.

He quickly stretched out a hand and directly covered Cheng Gong's mouth.

Then there was a strange warm touch from the palm of his hand, which made his brain freeze immediately, and he even forgot to take his hand back.

Cheng Gong stuck out his tongue and licked his palm.

"My brother, what are you doing!"

Zhan Shuo was a little flustered.

Cheng Gong narrowed his eyes slightly, and he stared at his teeth for a long time.

Zhan Shuo felt as if he had turned into a poor rabbit being targeted.

I'm going to die like a rabbit!

However, Cheng Gong turned his gaze away again.

Zhan Shuo noticed that his ears were a little red.

"Huya is pretty."

He seemed very shy to make a comment.

Zhan Shuo: ... Oh.

"I want to touch it."

The opponent's face also turned red.

"If you like it, I'll pull one out and give it to you." Zhan Shuo said quietly.

So the next step is "Come here, I'll show you a baby", so I have sex with my little friend after drinking, and this kind of blood is going to the plot!

Damn exciting!

Why do I have to say "fucking stimulus" again.

Hey wait, why do you say "again" again?

Zhan Shuo's head was a little confused.

ROUND3

Zhan Shuo came back to his senses, pinched Cheng Gong's face, felt the unusually high fever on his face, and said:

"Cheng Gong, you're drunk!"

"I'm drunk, drunk?"

After Cheng Gong grabbed the restless hand that was pinching his face, he didn't move, he seemed to be stunned.

Just as Zhan Shuo wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, he heard a painful crackling sound from the little lamp beside the bed, and then unfortunately fell to the floor.

The bed was instantly dark.

Having been beaten by someone with a black belt in XX, Zhan Shuo silently sighed in his heart and walked on well.

At the same time, Zhan Shuo felt Cheng Gong's hand gradually stretched out again, slowly encircling his body, and finally hugged him tightly.

On the tip of the nose is a strong smell of sweet-scented osmanthus wine and the smell of green grass on Cheng Gong's body, intertwined.

There seems to be a burst of sweetness.

Make his throat tight.

By the way, his mind was also slightly drunk.

At this moment, Cheng Gong let go of him suddenly, and went back to lie down properly.

Inexplicably, he remembered a question that he had always been curious about.

"Cheng Gong, who is the person you like?"

"..."

"who is it?"

In the quiet night, Zhan Shuo's heart beat a little faster.

With the hug just now, Cheng Gong probably regarded himself as that "her", right?

The realization made him a little bit irritated, but more so was the excitement that the secret was about to be revealed.

But the other party didn't respond for a long time, which made him a little disappointed.

Probably a secret that even I can't easily know.

But at this moment, he heard Cheng Gong on the other side utter two words softly.

"Ashuo."

In the darkness came the Bingshan Youth's indistinct bass, with a faint smile.

The author has something to say: Memories Kill decided to rebuild it, and then suddenly thought of a sentence

Remember the day of reconstruction, when the pit filling was completed

() Anyway, it doesn’t matter if there is memory killing or not, it’s funny

☆、Chapter 23

Text

I am an ordinary girl.

I met a boy that day.

He wants to be my friend for seven days.

He said try it.

I agreed.

.........

Today, the first day, the teenager went to school with me.

It seems like everyone knows him.

He smiles at the teacher, says hello to his classmates, and is familiar with everything on campus.

I saw him sitting beside me with a pen biting his white teeth.

"Then today, you are the queen of knowledge!"

he told me.

-

Be extraordinary today!

Let's go back to the morning of the first day of school again.

Zhan Shuo put on his clothes and slowly climbed off Cheng Gong's bed.

During this period, he found a classmate Qin Shi who came back at an unknown time and was dumbfounded, so he greeted him.

Qin Shi pointed at Cheng Gong, who was still sleeping paralyzed on the bed with trembling hands, with an incredulous expression on his face.

.........

What the hell did you do in the dormitory last night! ! !

The small lamp by the bed fell to the ground and broke into several pieces! ! !

Why are there so many balls of toilet paper in the trash can! ! !

.........

Zhan Shuo sighed, last night Cheng Gong made a fuss after getting drunk (although he gave him the drink himself), he was really good at making troubles!

After he said something inexplicably, he suddenly turned over and got out of bed to cause damage. Even the sweet-scented osmanthus wine he put on the table was overturned and spilled all over the floor. He had to wipe it up with paper.

Zhan Shuo said, "He himself made a lot of noise at night."

Almost dismantled 234.

Qin Shi: "..."

Zhan Shuo sighed again, and glanced at Cheng Gong who was still sleeping.

Qin Shi went a little crazy.

Ahhh, looking at it this way, it turns out that Cheng Gong seems to be the one below.

Well!

He turned and rushed out the door.

Zhan Shuo: "..."

What happened to Qin Shi...

After a while, Zhan Shuo also left 234, got the key from the dormitory aunt who came back to work, and successfully entered 233.

As soon as the door of bedroom 233 was opened, a large smell of freshener came oncoming.Sure enough, as he expected last night, Mo Lv's luggage was neatly piled up on the bed, and an unsealed mask bag was placed on his desk.The floor of the dormitory is clean, without any dust and debris, and it looks brand new.

Zhan Shuo dragged the suitcase to his place, and was shocked.

The table that was supposed to pass through the tenth-level wind has now become neat and tidy!

If it wasn't for the grass pillow given by Cheng Gong, it was on the bed above the desk, he really doubted that it wasn't his desk.

Could it be that some snail girl cleaned up my desk for me? ?

He reached out and flicked the key chain on the hook, and the keys of many different shapes shook, making a crisp metal collision sound.

"That's what I packed for you!"

In case, as soon as he opened the door, he saw Zhan Shuo lying on the table he had made for him with a face full of enjoyment, he couldn't help being secretly proud.

Hurry up and praise me!

Unexpectedly, when Zhan Shuo heard this, his face immediately changed.

"Why are you telling me!"

"why!"

"My snail girl...!"

Wanyi: ... This child is afraid that he returned to the village and spent a lot of money and came back.

"Shuo'er~ I brought some special products back."

Wan Yi opened his backpack and took out a bag of things.

"This is the hot and sour duck made by my mother!"

"This is the fried fish baby that my grandma made."

"..."

"Just in case you are so handsome today!"

Zhan Shuo boasted without changing his expression while eating.

"When will I not be handsome?!"

"Well, today, today is the most handsome!"

Cheng Gong woke up in a daze, and he had a severe headache.

Last night, I shouldn't have drank like that...

He had never been contaminated with such a thing as alcohol.

So just one cup...

Being drunk feels special.

He stretched out his hands a little distressed and rubbed his temples vigorously.

The experience of last night is still vivid.

He knows what he has done.

It seems that something hidden in my heart has been completely revealed.

SP·Blackout

233 people stood under the notice board.

Li Yang was a little out of anger.

[Students: Due to the large number of people returning to school recently, the demand for electricity in the dormitory area has soared, making it difficult for the lines to bear the load.Therefore, we decided to conduct maintenance during a one-day power outage today, and restore power at [-]:[-] tomorrow morning. Sorry for the inconvenience~~

——S Major Logistics Department]

Li Yang: Will the power go off as soon as I come back?

Zhan Shuo: Are you angry?

Li Yang: No.

In case (rough and fierce): I want to live stream the logistics department by hand!

Mo Lu: The wavy lines in this notice are so ecstatic.

During the day when there is no electricity, there is still a mobile phone to support it, but when the mobile phone is also without electricity at night, that is a disaster.

Everyone in 233 lay paralyzed on their beds like corpses.

Li Yang: Boring.

Mo Lu: Painful.

Zhan Shuo: melancholy.

In case: ...Flush the toilet.

2 minutes passed...

Mo Lu: How about us...

Zhan Shuo: Going against the core values ​​of socialism?

Li Yang: What a socialist joke.

Zhan Shuo: What dissatisfaction do you have with our great socialism?Where are the little red flags? !hit him!

Mo Li: The running dog of capitalism!Toast to you!

5 minutes passed...

Li Yang watched Zhan Shuo climb up the ladder to his bed expressionlessly.

Zhan Shuo lay next to Li Yang with an inscrutable expression on his face.

Zhan Shuo: Hi~~ baby, good evening.

Li Yang: ...Baby, you are suppressing me.

Just in case: Not as good as 3P.

Mo Lv, who was on the opposite side of the bed, took a look at the overlapping black figures. Since Wan Yi, who had just cleaned out the toilet, was also there, it was difficult for him to participate, so he just said from a distance: "Your circle is really messed up."

After a while, Mo Lv regretted it.

The other three people appeared on his bed in an instant, looking at him quietly.

After a suffocating twist, the steel frame bed let out a painful groan.

Everyone who was attacked by Mo Lv wiped the sour liquid on their faces, and crawled back to their beds.

Wanyi (looking at the ceiling innocently): Why don't we come to the story solitaire.

Molu: A long time ago, a group of homosexuals climbed into the bed of a handsome man, and all of them were shot in the face by him.

Zhan Shuo: Excellent.

Li Yang: Awesome.

In case: ...

Mo Lu: This story is purely fictional.

Zhan Shuo: Once upon a time there was a boy, he was extremely handsome, he was young, he was born from the brilliance of the sun, he was the Son of Light, his name was Shuo.As the youngest Shendi, he has four younger brothers, who are code-named Gong, Yi, Yang and Lu.

Wanyi: But everyone has advantages and disadvantages...

Li Yang: That’s right (in case: Hey, I just said a word!)!This young god is too proud, there is no room for a grain of sand in his eyes.Just like he was madly jealous of Yang, just because he was more handsome than him.The narrow-minded Son of Light slanders and insults Yang in various ways, but Yang has always been upright, and finally promoted to become the new God of Light, and immediately exiled this cheap son.

(with a look of "I can't answer that") Mo Lv: ...Things suddenly became interesting.

Zhan Shuo: Once a person has power and desire, his heart will become ugly.After the God of Light possessed supreme power, he gradually lost the faith and pride he was once proud of.He began to hang out with beautiful goddesses who were hundreds of years older than him all day long, and finally unfortunately gave up.

Wanyi: ...Here, at this time, a pretty boy who pays attention to hygiene passed by and gave him earnest advice.

Mo Lu: ...and take Fengyoujing brand freshener to help him regain his glory.

Li Yang: Yang, who gradually regained his sanity, thought about it and felt that this matter was too strange.According to the setting, he is a god who cleans himself up, and it is impossible for him to do such a despondent (ji) heart (qi) disease (ci) crazy (ji) thing.So he immediately conducted an investigation, and finally found a clue...

Zhan Shuo: Yes, the answer is the younger brother codenamed "Worker"!This mysterious and unpredictable little brother is different from the others. He is actually a super human from the future with high technology in four-dimensional space.This kind of combat power that completely ignores the setting and the background of the story (everyone: Hey!) made him the lord of the gods, but he always chose to be by the side of the Son of Light, even when he was most downcast and vilified. Still silently dealing with the sinister God of Light by his side.

So on a murderous night with a clear sky and a dark night, he took out the black-tech photon energy storage AD mortar, and with a small shot...

Mo Lu: Wait... Isn't this plot a bit...

Wanyi: Ah~~ This is an epic friendship.

Li Yang: This little brother is a mysterious gay man, heh.

Due to Zhan Shuo's forced modification of the setting, this mythical story of "Origin of God" fell to the street halfway.

The 233 people in the darkness were silent for several minutes.

Some people began to stir again unwilling to be lonely.

A new storm has emerged, how can it stand still!

Mo Lv: Here are some rules: 1. Products that do not conform to the times are not allowed; 2. Personal attacks are allowed; 3. Content that does not conform to the core values ​​​​of socialism is not allowed.Thank you for your cooperation.

Wanyi: Alright, alright, I got it, let me start first.In the distant Warring States Period, there was a beauty who could overthrow a country with a frown and a smile.On this day, she came to a strange country...

Zhan Shuo: It's strange, but it's not strange, because everyone in this country is gay, so the beauty's beauty attack was ineffective, and then she was sold to a brothel, and lived the rest of her life in misery and pain.The full text is over.

Mo Lu: ...Zhan Shuo is given a yellow card!Three rounds cannot participate in the plot!

Li Yang: But the beauty is not reconciled, she does not want her beautiful life to end in such a gay country.On a stormy night, reborn on the body of a boy with small canine teeth, she vowed to turn this country upside down.

Zhan Shuo: ...

Wan Yi: A beauty is a beauty after all, although after he became a man, Xiao Huya's appearance was very ordinary, but every word and action carried a special charm.One day he was carrying a basket to the river to sell tofu, and suddenly he had angina and a blockage in his heart...

Mo Lu: A man happened to pass by, and he saw his pretentious attitude of green tea, and a smile gradually appeared on his face—he found his own dish.

Li Yang: That man turned out to be the king of this country, his bodyguard!So he was taken away by him and presented to the king.The boy is about to become the king's man, and his legs will open for the king. (Zhan Shuo: ...!!!)

What if: After entering the palace, the painter who painted his portrait was also impressed by his prosperous Huya, and tried to get his hands on him, Huya.The young man would rather die than obey, so the artist was furious and painted him as a girl with a big D-cup.Wang was furious after seeing the portrait, why would there be women sneaking into his gay harem!So the young man went through a lot of twists and turns, and was finally sent to marry him.

Mo Lu: On the way to parting, wild geese wailed for him and lingered in the low sky not far away for a long time, and the hazy moon also hid his hurt in the thin clouds, but such a poetic hurt was of no use.What about snatching a marriage halfway? There is no scene where the young man bumped his head to death. In the end, the young man was sent to the country where he was married after eating and drinking.

Li Yang: The king of this country fell in love with the boy at first sight when he saw him.He cared for and pitied him in every possible way, and often sent people to distant countries to import lychees for him.Therefore, there is a folk poem that says: "When a gay man rides on the world of mortals and laughs, no one knows that it is a lychee." Although Wang treats the boy very well, the boy has always been contrived, whore, and green tea, and has always refused to laugh in the palace.After thinking about it, the king decided to stage a good show about the feudal lords...

Zhan Shuo: What a good show.How come your drama is as much as your money? !

In case: After the princes found out that they had been deceived, they became angry and attacked the faint king. In a hurry, the king fled to Maweipo with the young man, but was threatened by his subordinates and asked the young man to commit suicide and apologize.But the boy didn't die completely... At this moment, he realized that he was actually a nine-tailed fox!

Mo Lu: He hated the ruthlessness and indifference of men, so he devoted himself to the nearby daughter country, disguised as a man and joined the army as a woman, and traveled with him for 12 years.In the end, he accepted the canonization and became a general, and finally became a generation of queen after a palace change, which was called "the chaos of the sky" in history...

Zhan Shuo: ...Ah!Calling! !

Li Yang: Play games!

Mo Lu: Playing with your phone!

Wanyi: ...then I'll clean the toilet again!It was blackened before!

The author has something to say: I, Hu Hansan, are back!

whee.

Have you noticed that all boys have 2-letter names and girls have 3-letter names?

As a writer with kidney deficiency, I am self-willed.

☆、Chapter 24