The strongest guide

Tan Yuxiu screamed like a butcher, and soon attracted many people.His own mother was also nearby, and was immediately howled by her son.

"What's the matter, what's wrong with your feet, Xiaoyou?"

Tan Yuxiu was so painful that he even trembled when he spoke, but he still pointed at Tan Qiu, "He kicked me."

Tan Yuxiu's mother, Dong Qiuman, immediately looked at Tan Qiu, frowned and said, "What are you doing, you fool, kicking my son..."

"I didn't kick him!"

Tan Qiu's expression was genuinely at a loss, "I was just walking, and when I got here, he fell down."

Everyone: "..."

Oh, it turned out to be touching porcelain!

They looked at Tan Yuxiu with complicated expressions for a moment.

No one doubted Tan Qiu's words, after all, no one in this family knew that Tan Qiu had a low IQ and was a fool.In this family, anyone could tell a lie, but Tan Qiu couldn't. He didn't have the IQ.

And in the past, Tan Yuxiu bullied others a lot, but this time it was even better, Pengci was so unprofessional.

As soon as Tan Qiu's words came out, coupled with that innocent and ignorant face, even Dong Qiuman couldn't keep cursing.This made Tan Yuxuan very angry, "It was really him who kicked me, so I..." He panicked and almost said what he was trying to trip someone up, but managed to stop in time, "Anyway, it was him who kicked me." me."

Now everyone is more sure that this kid is touching porcelain, and it's the kind that he didn't even think about the reason.

Tan Yuwei, who stabbed Tan Ziqing at noon, was also there at this time. She was a sentinel, and she was usually very glamorous.Seeing this scene now, he just sneered, "Don't pretend quickly, even if he kicks you, it hurts so much. Is it possible that you, a sentry, can be kicked down by a guide?"

Tan Yuxiu really didn't pretend, his face was covered with cold sweat at the moment, "You wicked woman..."

"Who is the dog talking about?"

"Of course it means you... Fuck, you shameless dare to play me."

Tan Qiu couldn't see it, and Tan Yuxuan had a negative IQ if he was asked to say it.It's also fortunate that the original owner really had a problem with his brain before, otherwise he would be able to bully who!

As expected, Tan Yuwei was blocked by these few words.The latter not only laughed at him, but also disgusted his mother, "I still have to figure it out before swearing at others, don't you think so, little third aunt."

The reason why the small characters are added in front of the third aunt is not because it is more intimate, and it is not because Dong Qiuman is young, but because he is mocking him as the mistress who married later.

Tan Qiuxin said, this is really a big show!

Of course, he knew in his heart that talking about Yuwei might not be to help him, but the uncle's family was not in harmony with the cheap father's family, so he could laugh at him as much as he could.

Sure enough, Dong Qiuman was so disgusted that his face turned black.

Glaring at his son, "You can't cause me less trouble."

Tan Yuxiu was even more annoyed, "He kicked me and you scolded me, I'm already like this..."

"I think Master Zixuan really hurts, why don't you take him to the hospital!" The butler saw that something was wrong and said quickly.

Only then did Dong Qiuman come to his senses, his son was in a cold sweat, and he was so frightened that he started to talk, "Why don't you talk about it, you child, can this kind of thing be tolerated..."

Tan Qiu thought, probably forget about the quarrel!

Stupid.

In short, Tan Yuxiu was finally sent to the hospital. After an examination, he was fractured, which was quite serious.This time, everyone in the Tan family who got the news was even more speechless.

Several juniors were talking together, and couldn't help muttering at this moment:

"You said that grandpa's genes are not bad, and we're all pretty smart too. How come the third uncle's family..."

That's all for Tan Qiu, but he burned out his brain later.Tan Yuxiu doesn't have any mental retardation, why is he so stupid.

"Fortunately, he can figure it out, but he still wants to blame Tan Qiu for this matter."

Tan Yuwei was about to burst out laughing, "He is a sentinel, if a guide really kicks and breaks his bones, then he will suffer from severe osteoporosis to the point where he will have trouble walking!"

Tan Qiu passed by silently, as if it had nothing to do with him.

The original owner's body is indeed quite weak, after all, he doesn't exercise often.But now the person in this body is Tan Qiu after all, with a strong spiritual sense, and the Phoenix blood in his body has been stimulated, so can it be the same as before?

If you want to trip him up, in your next life!

-

In the hospital, thanks to the development of interstellar medicine, Tan Yuxiu went back to the medical cabin after bonesetting. Although he had to use a wheelchair after coming out, at least he didn't need to be hospitalized for observation.

"I have a basketball game tomorrow, how can I play like this!" Tan Yuxiu was about to cry.

"You still say." Dong Qiuman nodded his forehead angrily, "What's the matter with you, you are so injured, why don't you come to the hospital quickly, and still want to frame that fool?"

As soon as this matter was mentioned, Tan Yuxie became angry, "How many times have I told you that I didn't frame him, he kicked me."

"Then what does your osteoporosis look like?" Dong Qiuman was so angry that his son was going to die of anger.

Tan Yuxiu would also be pissed off by her.

"Are you still my mother? You don't believe me."

Dong Qiuman sneered, "If one day you kicked him and broke your bone, I can still trust you, he kicked you and broke your bone, heh!"

Let alone whether it can be done in terms of force value, that idiot Tan Qiu is stupid, but he has never hit anyone.But her son is restless all day... "If your mother is in charge of this family, you say he kicked you, and he kicked you, but now? Your grandma, your eldest aunt, your second aunt, which one is easy to get along with, can you Listen to your stupid talk?"

"Not to mention it's just recently, that fool will attend the banquet in two days, who will torment him for your matter?"

Tan Yuxiu said angrily: "It's just about the banquet, why can that idiot go? You don't know, Tan Yuwei is still acting weird with me today, acting like my sister is not as good as that idiot, maybe It's going to be that time with Miss Ziqing again..."

He complained all the way, only to remember when he got home, "No, that's not what he was talking about, he really kicked me."

Then his optical brain rang, and when he opened it, it was all classmates who didn't get along well with him on weekdays.

Are these people looking for him together?

Click on it and look, "Ziyou, I heard that you were kicked by a guide and broke your leg. You can't do it, even the soft strength of the guide can break your leg..."

"Is there a shortage of beggars, why don't you make up for it?"

"In the future, don't call yourself the No. [-] bully in the third middle school. Just this bone, you should just say hello to your fathers when you see them!"

"Good boy, call him Dad!"

Tan Yuhuan: "..."

Tan Yuhuan: "..."

Tan Yuxuan was so angry that he smashed the wheelchair.

"Who? Who the hell spread the word."

Downstairs, listening to this movement, Tan Qiu felt pain, young man, mortal, how dare you compete with a wheelchair?

Even his own mother thought he was touching porcelain, so Tan Yuxiu's injury had no effect on Tan Qiu at all.Even when the old lady mentioned this matter during the meal, she just asked Dong Qiuman to take good care of her son, and don't toss these monster gooses all day long. They talk about their children, so be generous.

Tan Yuxiu was so angry that he couldn't even eat, but because everyone thought he was too stupid, they didn't even bother to comfort him.

As for Tan Yuwei, who he didn't deal with originally, she taunted him severely after the old lady finished eating.

Because these people's speech is considered to be of a certain level, Tan Qiu reluctantly turned them into those who need to bend their brains to understand.So now he pretended to be listening to the scriptures, continued to finish his meal, and then left quietly.

Before leaving, of course, he did not forget to go to the kitchen again. At this moment, there was no fruit that was just cut and put on the plate. He just took a few big washed apples and a bunch of grapes, and went upstairs with them. .

"Sister, have you noticed that Tanqiu seems to be a little different from the past today."

Tan Ziyan whispered.

Tan Yuwei was a sentinel, not as delicate as a guide, so she didn't feel anything.I just thought, "Maybe it's because Tan Yuxiu got a broken bone and couldn't bother him. After all, even a fool knows how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages."

"If you ask me to say that Tan Yuxiu is stupid, he's always going to make trouble with a fool for nothing." Tan Ziyan sighed and said, "If he doesn't recruit him, he won't mess with him, let alone have no interest..."

"Why not? Tan Qiu's presence there is equivalent to telling everyone clearly that his mother is the mistress."

After all, Tan Qiu and Tan Zixuan are only a few months apart.

It wasn't that his third uncle cheated during pregnancy, how could it be possible to have two children with such a small age difference.

-

Jiang Tiao invited a few more friends to go to Hey Song, there was no other way, he was living day by day, who knows when he would die in the game, he had to enjoy himself in time.

Especially in the last game, he failed to hug his thigh, which made him a little unhappy.

At this time, he was sitting in the middle, listening to the singing and cheering of his friends around him.After taking a break, he can still chat about the gossip on the current main star.

Listening, he turned his head abruptly, "Who did you just talk about?"

Why, he seems to have heard his brother Tan's name.

"Tan Qiu!" The previous man said: "It's that foolish guide from the Tan family, the one who looks particularly good-looking, and Xiao Zhuoran from the Xiao family even fell in love with him a while ago..."

Originally, I heard that Jiang Tiao was a fool and had already leaned back, but when he heard that he was very good-looking, he immediately sat up straight again.

Doesn't he look particularly good-looking brother Tan?

You must know that in that game, it was precisely because he was good-looking and a weak guide that he decided to help when he could.In the end, of course, needless to say, he was the one who won...

"Do you have a photo?" Jiang Tiao looked at the man excitedly.

The other party froze for a moment, "Huh?"

"Just talk about autumn, do you have any photos?" Jiang Tiao urged.

Fortunately, there was one. The man turned on the light brain and quickly found it, "Well, here it is, it looks really good... Actually, it's not because Xiao Zhuoran took a fancy to it. I can do it with this appearance." !"

Jiang Tiao didn't pay attention to what he said at all, his eyes were shining as he stared at the photo.

Isn't this what he talks about?

Brother Tan who beat vampires to the ground in the horror world!His golden thighs, it turns out that he is also on the main star.

Goodbye by fate, isn't this fate?

Brother Tan is really amazing, even this can be counted...

A certain fan thought.

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