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Chapter 17 The Pretender
It is said that every year at this time, when the wind blows at night, as long as the body sweats or the wind blows outside, you will definitely catch a cold.
In the past, Xia Shao paid attention to these things, fearing that his throat would affect the live broadcast, but now the situation is too special, and he is no longer in the mood to worry about whether he will get sick.
Now, the little mint he had bought less than twelve hours ago was lying in the green belt beside the small road as if he was dying.
Beside the fallen motorcycle, I stood with a dazed face and the rider who called me through the Meituan phone.
After the errand rider received the order, he rode a small e-donkey and came. Seeing the battle, the rider first laughed out of "impoliteness", then looked at the mobile phone, then looked at the motorcycle on the ground, and pressed the button in disbelief. Press the call button.
A few seconds later, Xia Shao's cell phone rang in the pocket of his cycling jersey.
Swallowing his saliva, the rider smiled awkwardly: "Oh, it's really you who called me..."
Xia Shao: "..."
Rider: "..."
The other party was wearing bright and conspicuous yellow clothes, and he was wearing black and gray cycling clothes with gradients. Standing opposite each other on the side of the road, Xia Shao wanted to say that he was a courier from SF Express, and everyone would believe him.
The rider who recognized the situation saw Xia Shao put on his helmet and looked desperate, so he decided to roll up his sleeves and get ready to go.
The two looked at each other, shouted "three two one" in a low voice, and grabbed the handle together to exert strength, and Little Mint was staggered up and stood firm.
Xia Shao has been riding steadily for a few hours after buying the bike, and it is effortless to go from the third ring to the second ring.As a result, as soon as he entered the second ring road, the speed of the car slowed down, and Little Mint started to run like a wild horse, and fell directly to the ground at a small bend where no one passed by.
Xia Shao got up from the ground when his butt hurt from a fall, and the first thing he did was to help the car.
As a result, the angle at which the car reversed was too tricky. He grabbed the rear of the car and the modified tail, and couldn't straighten it no matter how hard he tried.
There is no way, Xia Shao can only make good use of software that benefits mankind.
Xia Shao wiped his face, never thought that riding a motorcycle could be so embarrassing.
In the afternoon, I still rode my bike proudly in pursuit of my love and old dreams, but at night I was doing somersaults under the eyes of God.
Commit sin!
He must have done something bad without telling his family, and he was punished.
Xia Shao brushed away the ashes from his cycling jersey, walked around the little mint with pain, and walked around without trying to understand how this 200-displacement bike could be so heavy, and it overturned without holding down a bend. Fortunately, nothing major happened.
Xia Shao held up his mobile phone and took a picture of the crime scene as a commemoration of his first stumble.
"Seriously, brother, your car is so beautiful." The rider patted his knees, bent his fingers, and tapped his knuckles on the little mint's fuel tank. It's all black and red..."
"Correct!"
Hearing this, Xia Shao thought he was someone who knew about cars, and felt less disappointed when the car overturned, and quickly said in a tone of waiting for someone to praise: "I chose it specially."
"Hey, your car..." the rider continued, "doesn't it cost several thousand?"
"..."
Choked up by this sentence, Xia Shao could only answer: "Almost."
Twenty-five thousand!
Xia Shao sighed depressingly again, never noticing that a pure black car was parked by the side of the road tens of meters away from the intersection.
In order to avoid being recognized, Xia Shao didn't dare to take his helmet when he fell down. He just stared at the helmet and stood on the side of the road. He took 300 yuan from his bag and gave it to the rider. He bowed and said thank you.
After the rider left on the happy little electric donkey, Xia Shao untied the strap of the helmet and took off the "glass cover".
When he wasn't falling, he thought he was as cool as an astronaut.
After the fall, he felt that the helmet must have deprived his brain of oxygen.
Rubbing the back of his head, Xia Shao wiped the broken hair on his forehead, raised his head and let out a long breath towards the sky.
How can I say that I weigh more than 140 kilograms, why can't I hold down the car?
He now understands a little bit about the "young and frivolous" that the car salesman said today is too light.
·
Before going home, Xia Shao parked his motorcycle in a nearby residential area, pulled out the cover from his backpack in a dignified manner, and covered the car.
In autumn, the weather is changeable, and Xia Shao is afraid of wind and rain, so he tosses and hurts his little mint, which has just been injured.
There are no public toilets nearby, and it's not elegant to take off your clothes on the street. Xia Shao saw He Qing's "business trip today" message in his family group, and decided to just go back and change out of his cycling clothes when he got home.
The news of He Qing's business trip was sent, and the news of Ying and Chen followed closely behind:
- I'm at home today!Anyone coming home later?
Xia Shao, whose self-esteem has been damaged, is now eager to confide, so he quickly replied in the group: 111111!
As soon as his "1" was sent out, Ying Yuchen sent out several "hahahahahahaha". Xia Shao was stunned for a while before realizing what Ying and Chen were laughing at. He was so angry that he wanted to withdraw the message but was afraid of arousing alarm.
Not to mention the brothers in the family, even he himself can't quite understand his inner thoughts.
Ying Yuchen said again:
——Is the convenience store downstairs still open?
Xia Shao took a look at the shop across the street that was still lit, and replied:
- open.
Ying Yuchen: Bring me two chicken legs and a hamburger, thank you!
Summer Burn: OK!
After I went to the convenience store to buy chicken burgers, it started to rain lightly at night.
Ying Yuchen was probably hungry, and couldn't wait to know where Xia Shaoren had gone. Seeing that he hadn't responded to the message for a few minutes, he simply flashed a video.
However, now Xia Shao didn't even take off his cycling clothes.
He was afraid that the helmet would be stolen, so he didn't dare to just hang the helmet behind Xiao Bohe's buttocks, because it was too heavy to hold, and it happened to be raining outside, so Xia Shao simply put the helmet on.
Now there is a video call flashing over, should I answer it or not?
However, according to the current battle situation, Xia Shao feels that it doesn't matter whether he answers the phone or not. Ying Yuchen will know that he is riding a bicycle sooner or later today.
Gritting his teeth, Xia Shao boldly pressed the green answer button.
"Di-"
As soon as the video call was connected, Ying and Chen's full faces, which were very close, occupied the entire screen.
He stared curiously at Xia Shao's fully armed appearance, and poked his nostrils at the front-facing camera from the bottom-up angle of a straight man, with a particularly loud voice: "Xiao Sao? What are you doing? How did you make it like this?"
"I……"
Hesitating to speak, Xia Shao was so nervous that his heart beat faster.
He took the phone away to reveal the whole picture, excitedly said: "What do you think I look like?"
Ying Yuchen asked loudly: "Ultraman?"
Xia Shao: "..."
Shouldn't it be a knight?
Frustration rose from the bottom of his heart, and Xia Shao muffled through the helmet: "Forget it, I will come up and tell you later."
"Hey, you..." Before Ying Yuchen finished speaking, Xia Shao waved his hand at the camera and hung up the video call first.
After hanging up the phone, Xia Shao, who was hiding from the rain under the eaves of the convenience store, walked back to the convenience store.
The more he thought about it, the more depressed he became. He bought a bottle of Coke, took out a chicken leg that Ying Yuchen ordered, and sat on a stool in the glass window of the convenience store to eat the chicken leg.
The rain in autumn nights goes along with the wind, slantingly soaking the ground, and the temperature is bitingly cold after nightfall.
Xia Shao sniffed and drank the rest of the Coke.
Raindrops dripped on the glass windows in clusters, densely packed, Xia Shao watched the cars coming and going at the gate of the community, and these raindrops were continuously reflected into various colors by the car lights.
After pulling a paper towel to wipe his mouth clean, Xia Shao picked up a chicken leg and a hamburger left over for Ying Yuchen, walked around the convenience store a few more times, felt sorry, and bought another bun for Ying Yuchen to go home obediently award.
Residents in the community basically swiped their face cards, but Xia Shao still took out the access control card from his pocket.
After swiping the key card, the security saw that he was wearing a helmet and wanted to reach out to stop him. Xia Shao quickly took off the goggles and said hello: "Oh, uncle, it's me."
"Oh, Mr. Xia," the security guard was the one we met last time, "I didn't realize it at first glance... You young people like to dress like this!"
Hearing this sentence, Xia Shao's heart fell into the water with a thud.
With the name that was ready to come out from the bottom of his heart, he asked in a low voice, "Who else?"
"Downstairs, Mr. Jiang who just came here," the security guard smiled as he shook the thermos cup in his hand, "but he's fine. One guy replaced the exhaust pipe, and the sound isn't so loud. It seems like the last few days He was very busy in the past month, and he was rarely seen riding a bicycle."
"Oh……"
Xia Shao made a long-tailed sound, his eyes were like clear water, and he raised his eyes and smiled, "He also plays motorcycles."
"That's right." The security guard took a sip of tea and nodded without noticing anything, "This brother is pretty cool."
"That's right." After Xia Shao answered, the smile in his eyes deepened.
It is rare to hear people praise Jiang Langting in front of him, because there are too few intersections.
Xia Shao did not expect that when this day really came, I would be quite happy...
It was as if he wanted everyone to think that Jiang Langting was good, but he was also afraid that everyone would know how good he was.
After saying hello, Xia Shao was still immersed in the praise of "Jiang Er is cool", fiddled with the goggles, and swaggered into the residential building with food.
The residential floor is high, so I waited for a while for the elevator.
Xia Shao lowered his head to respond to Yuchen's message, then looked up at the "b3" written on the floor display, and waited patiently.
"Ding Dong." The elevator bell rang.
Should send a message to Chen:
—Where have you been?
From the corner of his eye, he caught sight of the elevator door opening automatically, and Xia Shao stepped in, leaning his head on the corner by the elevator door, with the food bag still hanging on his wrist, and it was too late to press the floor after replying the message.
Xia Shao replied to Ying Yuchen: ——The elevator is up.
Ying Yuchen: - Hurry up, I'm starving to death.
Xia Shao crackled and typed angrily: ——Do you think I deliver food?
After answering this sentence, Xia Fever froze for a few seconds, and he didn't think about pressing the floor at all.
and many more.
On the silver elevator door, he saw a very familiar figure.
Jiang Langting?
The owner of this figure turned his head slightly, stood leaning against the floor buttons in the elevator, looked down at his phone, and didn't say hello to him.
Hold.
Xia Shao couldn't hold back a swear word from the bottom of his heart, his back stiffened greatly in reaction, he lowered his head, covered the goggles a little with his hands, and faced the elevator door as if thinking about it, not daring to vent his breath.
It's over, I hope every day should not be called the "coincidence" that didn't work, it didn't happen when I made a perfect appearance, but the day came when I was drenched in the rain and dressed like an Ultraman.
What was even more unexpected was that Jiang Langting asked, "How many floors do you give?"
I don't know if I heard it wrong, Xia Shao inexplicably heard an unbearable smile.
While in a trance, Xia Shao heard Jiang Langting continue to say in a friendly tone: "I will press it for you."
"..."
Xia Shao's eyes widened, as if by magic, his feet were really fixed in place.
He heard Jiang Langting's tone of voice very calm and breezy.
It seems, it seems that I really didn't recognize it.
In the past, Xia Shao paid attention to these things, fearing that his throat would affect the live broadcast, but now the situation is too special, and he is no longer in the mood to worry about whether he will get sick.
Now, the little mint he had bought less than twelve hours ago was lying in the green belt beside the small road as if he was dying.
Beside the fallen motorcycle, I stood with a dazed face and the rider who called me through the Meituan phone.
After the errand rider received the order, he rode a small e-donkey and came. Seeing the battle, the rider first laughed out of "impoliteness", then looked at the mobile phone, then looked at the motorcycle on the ground, and pressed the button in disbelief. Press the call button.
A few seconds later, Xia Shao's cell phone rang in the pocket of his cycling jersey.
Swallowing his saliva, the rider smiled awkwardly: "Oh, it's really you who called me..."
Xia Shao: "..."
Rider: "..."
The other party was wearing bright and conspicuous yellow clothes, and he was wearing black and gray cycling clothes with gradients. Standing opposite each other on the side of the road, Xia Shao wanted to say that he was a courier from SF Express, and everyone would believe him.
The rider who recognized the situation saw Xia Shao put on his helmet and looked desperate, so he decided to roll up his sleeves and get ready to go.
The two looked at each other, shouted "three two one" in a low voice, and grabbed the handle together to exert strength, and Little Mint was staggered up and stood firm.
Xia Shao has been riding steadily for a few hours after buying the bike, and it is effortless to go from the third ring to the second ring.As a result, as soon as he entered the second ring road, the speed of the car slowed down, and Little Mint started to run like a wild horse, and fell directly to the ground at a small bend where no one passed by.
Xia Shao got up from the ground when his butt hurt from a fall, and the first thing he did was to help the car.
As a result, the angle at which the car reversed was too tricky. He grabbed the rear of the car and the modified tail, and couldn't straighten it no matter how hard he tried.
There is no way, Xia Shao can only make good use of software that benefits mankind.
Xia Shao wiped his face, never thought that riding a motorcycle could be so embarrassing.
In the afternoon, I still rode my bike proudly in pursuit of my love and old dreams, but at night I was doing somersaults under the eyes of God.
Commit sin!
He must have done something bad without telling his family, and he was punished.
Xia Shao brushed away the ashes from his cycling jersey, walked around the little mint with pain, and walked around without trying to understand how this 200-displacement bike could be so heavy, and it overturned without holding down a bend. Fortunately, nothing major happened.
Xia Shao held up his mobile phone and took a picture of the crime scene as a commemoration of his first stumble.
"Seriously, brother, your car is so beautiful." The rider patted his knees, bent his fingers, and tapped his knuckles on the little mint's fuel tank. It's all black and red..."
"Correct!"
Hearing this, Xia Shao thought he was someone who knew about cars, and felt less disappointed when the car overturned, and quickly said in a tone of waiting for someone to praise: "I chose it specially."
"Hey, your car..." the rider continued, "doesn't it cost several thousand?"
"..."
Choked up by this sentence, Xia Shao could only answer: "Almost."
Twenty-five thousand!
Xia Shao sighed depressingly again, never noticing that a pure black car was parked by the side of the road tens of meters away from the intersection.
In order to avoid being recognized, Xia Shao didn't dare to take his helmet when he fell down. He just stared at the helmet and stood on the side of the road. He took 300 yuan from his bag and gave it to the rider. He bowed and said thank you.
After the rider left on the happy little electric donkey, Xia Shao untied the strap of the helmet and took off the "glass cover".
When he wasn't falling, he thought he was as cool as an astronaut.
After the fall, he felt that the helmet must have deprived his brain of oxygen.
Rubbing the back of his head, Xia Shao wiped the broken hair on his forehead, raised his head and let out a long breath towards the sky.
How can I say that I weigh more than 140 kilograms, why can't I hold down the car?
He now understands a little bit about the "young and frivolous" that the car salesman said today is too light.
·
Before going home, Xia Shao parked his motorcycle in a nearby residential area, pulled out the cover from his backpack in a dignified manner, and covered the car.
In autumn, the weather is changeable, and Xia Shao is afraid of wind and rain, so he tosses and hurts his little mint, which has just been injured.
There are no public toilets nearby, and it's not elegant to take off your clothes on the street. Xia Shao saw He Qing's "business trip today" message in his family group, and decided to just go back and change out of his cycling clothes when he got home.
The news of He Qing's business trip was sent, and the news of Ying and Chen followed closely behind:
- I'm at home today!Anyone coming home later?
Xia Shao, whose self-esteem has been damaged, is now eager to confide, so he quickly replied in the group: 111111!
As soon as his "1" was sent out, Ying Yuchen sent out several "hahahahahahaha". Xia Shao was stunned for a while before realizing what Ying and Chen were laughing at. He was so angry that he wanted to withdraw the message but was afraid of arousing alarm.
Not to mention the brothers in the family, even he himself can't quite understand his inner thoughts.
Ying Yuchen said again:
——Is the convenience store downstairs still open?
Xia Shao took a look at the shop across the street that was still lit, and replied:
- open.
Ying Yuchen: Bring me two chicken legs and a hamburger, thank you!
Summer Burn: OK!
After I went to the convenience store to buy chicken burgers, it started to rain lightly at night.
Ying Yuchen was probably hungry, and couldn't wait to know where Xia Shaoren had gone. Seeing that he hadn't responded to the message for a few minutes, he simply flashed a video.
However, now Xia Shao didn't even take off his cycling clothes.
He was afraid that the helmet would be stolen, so he didn't dare to just hang the helmet behind Xiao Bohe's buttocks, because it was too heavy to hold, and it happened to be raining outside, so Xia Shao simply put the helmet on.
Now there is a video call flashing over, should I answer it or not?
However, according to the current battle situation, Xia Shao feels that it doesn't matter whether he answers the phone or not. Ying Yuchen will know that he is riding a bicycle sooner or later today.
Gritting his teeth, Xia Shao boldly pressed the green answer button.
"Di-"
As soon as the video call was connected, Ying and Chen's full faces, which were very close, occupied the entire screen.
He stared curiously at Xia Shao's fully armed appearance, and poked his nostrils at the front-facing camera from the bottom-up angle of a straight man, with a particularly loud voice: "Xiao Sao? What are you doing? How did you make it like this?"
"I……"
Hesitating to speak, Xia Shao was so nervous that his heart beat faster.
He took the phone away to reveal the whole picture, excitedly said: "What do you think I look like?"
Ying Yuchen asked loudly: "Ultraman?"
Xia Shao: "..."
Shouldn't it be a knight?
Frustration rose from the bottom of his heart, and Xia Shao muffled through the helmet: "Forget it, I will come up and tell you later."
"Hey, you..." Before Ying Yuchen finished speaking, Xia Shao waved his hand at the camera and hung up the video call first.
After hanging up the phone, Xia Shao, who was hiding from the rain under the eaves of the convenience store, walked back to the convenience store.
The more he thought about it, the more depressed he became. He bought a bottle of Coke, took out a chicken leg that Ying Yuchen ordered, and sat on a stool in the glass window of the convenience store to eat the chicken leg.
The rain in autumn nights goes along with the wind, slantingly soaking the ground, and the temperature is bitingly cold after nightfall.
Xia Shao sniffed and drank the rest of the Coke.
Raindrops dripped on the glass windows in clusters, densely packed, Xia Shao watched the cars coming and going at the gate of the community, and these raindrops were continuously reflected into various colors by the car lights.
After pulling a paper towel to wipe his mouth clean, Xia Shao picked up a chicken leg and a hamburger left over for Ying Yuchen, walked around the convenience store a few more times, felt sorry, and bought another bun for Ying Yuchen to go home obediently award.
Residents in the community basically swiped their face cards, but Xia Shao still took out the access control card from his pocket.
After swiping the key card, the security saw that he was wearing a helmet and wanted to reach out to stop him. Xia Shao quickly took off the goggles and said hello: "Oh, uncle, it's me."
"Oh, Mr. Xia," the security guard was the one we met last time, "I didn't realize it at first glance... You young people like to dress like this!"
Hearing this sentence, Xia Shao's heart fell into the water with a thud.
With the name that was ready to come out from the bottom of his heart, he asked in a low voice, "Who else?"
"Downstairs, Mr. Jiang who just came here," the security guard smiled as he shook the thermos cup in his hand, "but he's fine. One guy replaced the exhaust pipe, and the sound isn't so loud. It seems like the last few days He was very busy in the past month, and he was rarely seen riding a bicycle."
"Oh……"
Xia Shao made a long-tailed sound, his eyes were like clear water, and he raised his eyes and smiled, "He also plays motorcycles."
"That's right." The security guard took a sip of tea and nodded without noticing anything, "This brother is pretty cool."
"That's right." After Xia Shao answered, the smile in his eyes deepened.
It is rare to hear people praise Jiang Langting in front of him, because there are too few intersections.
Xia Shao did not expect that when this day really came, I would be quite happy...
It was as if he wanted everyone to think that Jiang Langting was good, but he was also afraid that everyone would know how good he was.
After saying hello, Xia Shao was still immersed in the praise of "Jiang Er is cool", fiddled with the goggles, and swaggered into the residential building with food.
The residential floor is high, so I waited for a while for the elevator.
Xia Shao lowered his head to respond to Yuchen's message, then looked up at the "b3" written on the floor display, and waited patiently.
"Ding Dong." The elevator bell rang.
Should send a message to Chen:
—Where have you been?
From the corner of his eye, he caught sight of the elevator door opening automatically, and Xia Shao stepped in, leaning his head on the corner by the elevator door, with the food bag still hanging on his wrist, and it was too late to press the floor after replying the message.
Xia Shao replied to Ying Yuchen: ——The elevator is up.
Ying Yuchen: - Hurry up, I'm starving to death.
Xia Shao crackled and typed angrily: ——Do you think I deliver food?
After answering this sentence, Xia Fever froze for a few seconds, and he didn't think about pressing the floor at all.
and many more.
On the silver elevator door, he saw a very familiar figure.
Jiang Langting?
The owner of this figure turned his head slightly, stood leaning against the floor buttons in the elevator, looked down at his phone, and didn't say hello to him.
Hold.
Xia Shao couldn't hold back a swear word from the bottom of his heart, his back stiffened greatly in reaction, he lowered his head, covered the goggles a little with his hands, and faced the elevator door as if thinking about it, not daring to vent his breath.
It's over, I hope every day should not be called the "coincidence" that didn't work, it didn't happen when I made a perfect appearance, but the day came when I was drenched in the rain and dressed like an Ultraman.
What was even more unexpected was that Jiang Langting asked, "How many floors do you give?"
I don't know if I heard it wrong, Xia Shao inexplicably heard an unbearable smile.
While in a trance, Xia Shao heard Jiang Langting continue to say in a friendly tone: "I will press it for you."
"..."
Xia Shao's eyes widened, as if by magic, his feet were really fixed in place.
He heard Jiang Langting's tone of voice very calm and breezy.
It seems, it seems that I really didn't recognize it.
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