disqualified hero

"Qing, mackerel?!" Li Ri and the others sitting in the third row were stunned and exclaimed. Fortunately, it wasn't just the three of them who made the noise, almost all the people present were covered by Mr. Dazai's astonishing headgear. To awe.

[Dazai-san...]

Izuku Midoriya couldn't help covering his face with his right hand. His left palm was covering the knee of his left leg, while the elbow of his right hand happened to be touching his right thigh. If the whole movement could be described in words, it would be sitting and standing The frustrated body bends forward.

[It turned out to be really a mackerel! ]

"Huh?!" Rao looked at the entire venue, the reaction of someone in the sixth row was very unusual. After the unfriendly question, Baohao's normally pretty face wrinkled into a ball, and the inverted triangular three white eyes were fierce Incomparably, if it wasn't for the wrong occasion, he would have been dazzled by anger, could not bear to bite the back of the front seat, and let everyone know his anger with his sharp teeth.

[What is this guy kidding?Mackerel, is he fooling me? ! ]

The vigorous anger made the men and women around couldn't help but move their seats and stay away from him.

Green Valley in the second row shivered violently. The mental attack brought by the mackerel could not make him concentrate on complaining about Dazai. On the contrary, his back was covered in cold sweat, and he didn't even dare to turn his head.

[I seem to have heard the sound of clicking sauce just now? ]

[According to Dazai's personality, it is indeed something he can do to send an invitation letter to Kachan, but will Kachan really come?Shouldn't it? ]

[Do you want to go back and make sure? ]

Just when Green Valley was struggling, Dazai had already finished the nonsense required by the organizer, and started the long-awaited activity.

Three lucky viewers will be selected to answer questions, and the original author will answer any questions related to the book.

Frankly speaking, this activity is really nothing new, but as long as people exist in the world, they generally have the desire to spy on privacy and curiosity about the unknown.Especially readers, when faced with their favorite author, few people are unwilling to explore, and there are too many mysteries about Dazai, but too little to know, even if it is to know more, readers are willing to participate in the activities.

"Then I'm going to draw lots." A cheerful boyish voice came from behind the hood, making people wonder how old Dazai is.

[Is it a voice changer? ]

[It must be a voice changer, right? ]

[Um? ]

[This voice, sure enough, Senior Ming Tian did not lie to me. ]

"Then the first lucky audience." The numbers on the big screen kept scrolling, and Dazai clicked the mouse button seemingly casually: "Three rows of eighteen seats!"

The three rows of people were in an uproar, who is the lucky audience?

"It's me!" Tenya Iida stood up with a bang, he was so excited, the sports engine with his face embedded in his calf was humming happily, and a burst of gas was emitted, from the angle of Izuku Midoriya, only him could be seen The reflected light from the snow-white lenses completely covered his eyes.

His arms are like giant robots, moving straight up and down, placing them at right angles for a while, and in parallel for a while.

Dazai was amused by his actions, and let out a series of crisp laughter: "Then, this classmate—" He prolonged the word "classmate", "May I ask what questions you have?"

"Yes!" he said, "The question I want to ask is about the new novel "Long Branch Mangosteen" that has just been released. Some people say that this novel is a semi-heroic novel, which describes the real dark side of a heroic society."

"I would like to ask Mr. Dazai, how to eliminate the dark side of the hero society?"

……

The earphones worn by Aizawa Shouta's ears buzzed again, and the two-way communication channel was turned on.

Hawkes: "Is that your student, Eraserhead?"

Aizawa Shouta: "..."

"I've seen it, the materials of Xiongying Class A, there are two people who used to be in the same class as Dazai, right, they were able to ask Dazai questions about the dark side of the hero society, isn't it really amazing?"

Aizawa Shouta knew that Hawks had investigated Osamu Dazai, and also knew that the latter's past was blank, so until now, he has not spoken, but is listening to Hawkes.

"However, I am also very curious about this question." One second I was still talking about the topic of teachers and students, and the next second suddenly changed to Hawkes' muttering, "If the dark side of the heroic society , Dazai should see it very clearly, right?"

[Only by seeing this society and the soul of people more clearly than anyone else, can "Osamu Dazai" become "Osamu Dazai", right? ]

[Eh, even if I can say such clumsy words, did you really spend a lot of time with the brat recently? ]

Hawkes couldn't help making fun of himself in his heart. He raised his disguised head, which was completely invisible. His sharp eyes were like an arrow, piercing through the bitter air, piercing through layers of , Crowded together, shoot directly at the high platform.

Your answer is?

"The dark side of heroic society?" Curled his fingers, and scratched the fiber fabric of the mackerel head mask several times, "First of all, I have to explain, I am not writing any heroic novels, and I have not written such a novel so far." The plan of the novel."

"I'm very sorry!" Tenya Iida bowed at a standard 90 degrees. From the side view, he looks like a right triangle.

"Well, it's a trivial matter." Dazai had already thought about it, and even put his finger down, "There is no way to solve the dark side of the heroic society."

"Hey!!!"

As soon as the words came out, it was not the real heroes who were shocked, but the audience who were arranged in sequence.

/ Is Hero Society Dark? /

/Have you watched "Long Branch Mangosteen"? /

／Not yet, isn’t it just released? Only those who got the first edition can read it. /

/ I've seen it, it's really creepy. /

/It doesn't matter, we have Aurumite. /

/ If there are dark heroes, then there are controversial heroes. /

"It's normal." The mackerel on the stage said, "Where there is justice, there is evil. If there is no evil, how can justice stand out?" He said, "Just look at history. No matter what era it is, the police Corruption in institutions and bureaucratic systems cannot be eliminated, and in terms of functions, heroes are very similar to the above two institutions.”

"What's even more frightening is that the hero has become part of the law enforcement agency and has become an important role in maintaining social stability. In fact, becoming a hero is too simple."

He asked: "Student, do you know the passing rate of the hero license every year?"

Iida pushed down his glasses and said, "9%"

"So, do you know how many people take the hero exam every year?" Dazai said with a smile, "Astronomical numbers, right? Every year, with so many new heroes added, the group is already saturated. How can you be sure? Is it impossible for every hero to guarantee his own moral perfection?"

"And ah, in fact, it is not the loose examination system that allows heroes to grow darkly, but the masses of the people."

"..."

"Heroes should actually be supervised. Internal and external supervisory agencies monitor whether law enforcement officers know and break the law. In the not-too-distant past, almost every country did this."

"Unfortunately, the internal supervisory organization has not been established, and the external, that is, the people." He almost laughed, "The people's eyes on heroes are not the eyes of civil servants, but the eyes of idols. .”

"The so-called idol is a group of people who are perfect, even if they make mistakes, they don't make mistakes, and even if they do something wrong, they will be wiped out." He said, "Under such a big environment, heroes will also be spoiled."

[Who Created the Darkness of the Heroic Society? ]

[It’s everyone present! ]

"...Thank you very much for your answer, Dazai-sensei." Iida bowed deeply and sat down again.

……

"squeaky"

"squeaky"

Nagae Komino was lying on the bed, with a pack of unpacked potato chips beside him, and the mobile phone was supported by the mobile phone stand, which was placed on the small table next to the bed.

How long has it been since she came out of the tea house, and she has forgotten the edification and education she received in the geisha era.Standing, sitting, lying down, the towering and complicated bun is not combed every day, once combed, it takes three days, the white and slender neck hangs on a light wooden stick, after years of training, Finally, I can sleep peacefully all night without the stick falling down.

[Stop joking, how can a wooden stick be as comfortable as a big white, soft and fluffy pillow? ]

The content of Dazai's work press conference was being played on the screen of the mobile phone. The number of viewers in the live broadcast room was not low. After Dazai made a series of explosive speeches, the number of viewers increased in a straight line.

Changzhi clicked on the barrage function, fonts of various colors flashed past her eyes, the screen was covered, and when she looked around, there were only words and words and words, she made a decisive decision and turned off the barrage function.

"Should I be worthy of being Dazai-kun? Creak creak creak." She twisted a piece of potato chips with both hands again, "I really dare to say anything."

With the blessing of the microphone, the author's lively and joyful voice penetrated clearly into the ears of the viewers: "Then, the second lucky audience." flower.

The girl's appearance is quite outstanding, she has greatly surpassed the level of cuteness, and she is rushing towards the bright and beautiful realm. The person in charge of the camera is also moved by her appearance like a sunflower looking for the sun. He couldn't stop the camera from staying for a few seconds, zoomed in, and gave her a wonderful close-up.

"Ah!" Potato chips paused on the edge of his lips, but did not enter Changzhi's mouth.

"This face, this face..." She struggled for a moment, the memories in her mind were connected into an image, and she pressed the forward and backward button, and many memories ran and ran in her mind in a fast-rewinding manner, and finally Back to the end of March, the last time she stayed in the tea house.

"Isn't it Xiao Mingmei?" She quickly picked up the potato chips, licked her fingers that were stained with potato chips, and then tapped her temples with a slightly cleaner finger, "Hey, it turns out that Mingmei sauce also came to participate in Dazai-kun's meeting." Is there a press conference for the work? That’s right, speaking of which, she is also a reader of Dazai-kun, so she should be there, right?”

"How are you doing recently? Have you sorted out how you feel about the person you like? Minmei-chan?"

……

Jie Wenya also stood up: "Once upon a time, a senior whom I admired told me that Mr. Dazai has the very dangerous power to read people's hearts."

"When reading Dazai's works, I often feel that the souls of the characters in the book are being looked down and analyzed by a pair of cold eyes."

"Huh?" Dazai dragged his voice, "Am I as powerful as you said? If so, it's really sad."

"How could it be, Mr. Dazai." Jun Wenya also said, "Ordinary and ordinary people like us can't see through our own hearts, hear the cries deep in our hearts, and can't see the ghosts lingering in our souls. The real need is to get help from smarter and more transparent people, so that you can see your own soul clearly through the eyes of others."

He had a two-person dialogue with Osamu Dazai without anyone else present. The other audiences seemed to understand what he meant, but they didn't seem to understand at all. The words of Dazai's shocking remarks came out just now, and Masaya's healing voice was heard in his ears, and people's hearts also calmed down.

"So my question is, do you think individuality will affect the shaping of a person's character?" After saying this, Jie Wenya was still unsatisfied, "For example, among the people I know, there are people who have made specimens. His personality is the personality of making beautiful living insects into exquisite specimens, because of this personality, he has become a very good taxidermist, among the best among his peers."

"Such a person was definitely influenced by his personality when he grew up, right?

"Yeah." Dazai said, "Of course."

He picked up a pen from the table, moved the ballpoint pen all the way forward from the gap between the little finger and the ring finger, and hooked it to the palm of his hand, "Sir, have you inherited your appearance from your parents? For example, you have a long nose. Look like my father, have a mouth like my mother or something."

Jie Wenya also said: "Yes." He said, "This is the so-called inheritance."

"Beautiful people marry beautiful people in order to have better offspring, people with excellent grades marry people with high grades to have smarter children, and people with excellent personalities marry people with excellent personalities. Personality marriage, right?"

"Human personality is the same as human appearance, are they inherited from parents?" He said, "People with fire personality and people with water personality, their offspring can form water vapor, and sweat is almost as good as happiness." Descendants of the people of Malmarin can expertly prepare specimens."

"Personality is such a thing as having a different look that you inherit from your parents."

"Unless it is the first generation of people who awakened their individuality, in the fourth generation, will anyone say that their individuality has nothing to do with their parents?"

"So, some people will be confident because of their beautiful appearance, and feel inferior because of their horrible faces. The role of personality on people should be the same as that of people's appearance, and it is only oriented at best."

"You have to ask yourself what kind of person you have become." Dazai put down the pen he had been playing with all this time, "This question should be considered over, right? Really, let's ask a little bit about the work, okay? , but the question you raised is also interesting."

However, Kaibun Masaya was fascinated by Dazai's answer. He couldn't say which part of the words moved him. He said a little reluctantly, "What about people who are influenced by personality?" He said, "There is always People like that? Different from others, people who desire control, people who desire blood..."

"In that case, it's the so-called abnormality?" Dazai said, "Isn't there all eras? Killers who crave blood, people who are naturally proficient in the art of dismemberment, and people who crave control. Do you mean shaking S?" He said, "Have you seen "Psycho-Passor", the so-called cloudy natural hue exists."

"Don't blame personality for everything," he said. "It has nothing to do with personality. It's just a natural abnormality, that's all."

[In this world, abnormal people are everywhere. ]

……

The heroes heard all the words on the field, and after Jie Wenya sat down, the public channel opened.

Death Chiquan was the most impatient one. He was the first to ask, "Is the person just now really okay?"

"The question he asked is not very good, is it a little abnormal psychologically?"

Milin Shenwei said: "Hey, that's too much to say. It's normal to have doubts or think too much. Some people want to become killers or agents after reading comics, and they all mentioned "Psycho-Pass" , this animation was quite popular a few years ago, it is probably a normal communication.”

"Besides, since you are a reader of Osamu Dazai, it's normal to discuss esoteric topics, right?"

Chubby Rubber joined the exchange: "So, have you seen Dazai's works?"

"I've seen one." Milin Kamui said, he received the unbelievable eyes of the heroes around him, and couldn't help but argue for himself, "Hey, hey, don't look at me like that, Dazai's works are really amazing. Fire, the young girls in the office will read it."

"Is it for young girls?"

"Ah, so it is."

"No, no, no!" Milin Shenwei hurriedly waved his hand, as if he wanted to disperse all the chaotic and terrible imaginations in other people's minds, "I only read it because I am really interested." He fake coughed twice and said, " Dazai’s works are very in-depth, and quite dark, and every day in his reader forum someone is interpreting the plot content, and at the same time thinking about society, so I am not surprised at all by the question that person asked.”

"Reader forum? Have you logged into his reader forum?"

"You definitely read more than one book, right? Jungle Kamui, could it be that you are a deep-seated reader fan?"

[Is it a very in-depth work? ]

Fatty Rubber thought about it, and opened the book that he was casually carrying in his arms, "Human Matters", a collection of too complicated essays, some people said it was his confession.

The work conference was full of the three books he wrote, which were basically sold in bundles, but occasionally because the packaging was damaged, the three combined books were taken apart and sold separately.

Those books were lonely and alone in the corner, and people walking and passing by could take a copy as long as they wanted, and he even picked up "Human Affairs" by some strange mistake.

[What kind of courage does a person have to live in the world with fear and trembling, like a reptile, struggling and struggling, but never thinking of severing? ]

[After all, for most people, there are always interesting things in the world that can please them, right?Students will slap the table with excitement when they solve difficult math problems; men will be too shy to speak when they meet a woman they like; promotion and salary increase, romantic relationship between men and women, smooth exams... ordinary people's hearts are so easily filled ah! ]

[But for me, lying on the tatami and looking at the ceiling idly, all this is too simple, life is like a piece of blank white paper, wrapping me airtightly, every day When I think about it, I just feel a kind of empty, stinging, numbing sadness. ]

[It's really boring. ]

—— "Human Things. My Day"

Chubby Rubber thought: Is this a profound literary work?

[Is it difficult to bear the heavy and pitch-black emotions on the pages of the book?Not to mention reading it over and over again, trying to engrave words like this in my mind. ]

[Dazai's fans are truly an amazing group of people. ]

Aizawa Shouta is a little different, his focus is firmly locked on the "one person" that Minabun Masaya called, a person with a specimen personality.

Ming Tian Yuji.

It has to be said that the "case in the name of love" that happened more than half a year ago left a deep impression on him, and even the face of Akita Yuji, who was arrested at that time, was still imprinted in his mind.

The hero's unique and sensitive warning nerves rang in his brain "u la la hu la la".

"Just in case, let's investigate." Aizawa Xiaota said suddenly.

"But his seat is not designated by the invited guests. It should be a lucky reader who won the ticket for the press conference. We don't know the identity of this kind of readers."

Asahi Bunko started preparing for the release of the work very early, and the tickets were spread out through various channels. It was impossible to do a complete identity verification.

"He should be in Akata Yuji's network." Aizawa Shouta said, "It's just possible, not absolute."

Hawkes said, "Did you notice anything?"

Aizawa Shouta said: "So far, there is no way to connect the known information into one line." He paused and said, "But it is always right to be cautious."

[Who told Dazai to be very interested in this incident. ]

……

No.3 The lucky audience finally did nothing wrong. They are ordinary people with flawless identities. The questions they ask are also related to the work. They are quite satisfactory. Even Dazai can’t perform normally. a few words.

Green Valley Izuku let out a long breath of relief.

[That's really great, Dazai-san. ]

His character has absolutely nothing to do with being timid and fearful, but for those unnecessary disputes, Midoriya Izuku is respectful and insensitive, especially after getting along with Dazai for three years, he is already very clear about Dazai's ability to cause trouble.

[Student Dazai is simply the eye of the storm, wherever he is, there will be disputes. ] Thoughts drifted forward all the way, back to the bloody Zhesi period.

It was clearly in the calm class break, but suddenly I heard a yell coming from the corner of the class: "You bastard! Dazai, what did you do again?!" The slap was slapped on the desk, and the loud slap came into the green room. Gu Dejiu's ear.

With his shrunken and thin body, he wished he could curl up in the gap between the desks and chairs, and a word came to his mind helplessly: Ah, here we come again, Dazai, what are you doing again?

The students in the class were also surprised: "Who is this time?"

"Asahikawa? What happened to Dazai?"

"It's nothing too much, it seems to have said something."

"It's so pitiful, you've been tricked again."

"You can still hunt down and kill Dazai, what a spirit, isn't he used to it?"

"I can't get used to it, who told Dazai to talk too much to make people angry."

"That's true."

The girls were different, some curled their lips at Asahikawa, and said lightly: "Really, boys really like to make a fuss, and they can't catch up with Dazai-san. Is that the case?"

"If you have a poisonous mouth, if you put it on Dazai-san, it will become cute. It's really cute."

"It's too small, boys." She said angrily, "And Dazai-san will be poisonous? He is very gentle in his words and actions.

[Kobayakawa, by the way, Kobayakawa was also with other girls at the time, she seems to have said something. ]

Akemi Kobayakawa condescendingly cast a condescending glance at the girl who spoke. She has absolute authority among the female group at Oriji Middle School. In terms of character, Akemi Kobayakawa actually has a pretty good personality, but how can I put it? A noble, even a bit superior temperament, coupled with almost no dead ends and appearance, the girl submits to her authority, while the poor little girl like Lu Gu is even a little afraid of her.

"Sarcasm must at least have heard what Dazai-san said?" Kobayakawa said, "Dazai-san is very poisonous, very poisonous." There was a hint of sarcasm in her words, "Don't you even know about this kind of thing?"

The girl she pissed off is a member of the "Dazai support club" recognized in the class, and she imagines Osamu Dazai as a flawless prince every day, saying "I want to confess" and "I really like Dazai-kun."

Kobayakawa Mingmei's words made her face blush, and she looked at the other party with resentment, but said nothing.

Recalling this, Midoriya's memory has also become blurred, but he still remembers the appearance of Asahikawa running around in a panic among the desks and chairs, and the light gesture of Dazai stepping on the desk across the aisle.

The above are some of his memories of Zhesi Middle School.

"Deku-kun, Deku-kun." Liri Yuchazi's voice came from his ear.

"Huh?" He turned his head sharply.

"There will be an autograph session for the author in a while, Iida-san and I will go, do you want to go together?"

"I won't go." He said apologetically, "I asked Mr. Dazai for his autograph, and it was really weird."

[If you really do this, Dazai-san will definitely take it as a laughing stock that you will never tire of playing. As long as you see me, you will talk about signing things, and maybe you will say hypocritically, "Oh, I never knew, green Mr. Gu is actually my fan too." He could totally say that. ]

"That's right." Li Ri fully understood Izuku Midoriya's concerns, "Then just wait for us for a while."

"Ok."

……

Ginza, 4:30pm, rain.

A bouquet of fiery roses was placed under the mackerel's nose.

Akemi Kobayakawa said, "For you, Dazai-sensei."

The autograph session is arranged according to the order of the seats. Akemi Kobayakawa's behavior is not out of line. Knowing that there is an opportunity to get along with Mr. Dazai at close range, many fans of the book brought bouquets. The first row has not finished signing yet. I have received several bouquets of flowers.

"Thank you, this lovely..." He played with the word "cute" on the tip of his tongue, "Female classmate."

……

Ginza, 4:31pm, the rain turned cloudy.

"Congratulations, Dazai-senpai." With a crazy, even a bit empty smile on her face, Toga leaned closer to Dazai Osamu and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "After the press conference is over, Dazai-san can Come to the cafe on the right side of the bookstore? I'll wait for you there."

[Wow. ]

……

Ginza, 4:32pm, overcast.

The rain outside the window has stopped.

"A very perfect press conference, Mr. Dazai." Jun Wenya also said, "Thank you very much for answering my question. You really solved the doubts that have puzzled me for a long time."

"No, it's just a small problem." There was a pleasant little trill at the end of Dazai's voice.

[Condition fulfilled]

"And—" Jie Wenya also laughed.

"Please listen to what the quilt said in a while, and go to the coffee shop."

"I'll wait for you there too, Dazai-sensei."

"Okay." Dazai said, he broke off a rose and put it in the pocket on his chest. The rose was as red as blood, delicate and charming.

[Body: Osamu Dazai]

[Synchronization rate: 91%]