disqualified hero

After saying "Tsushima-kun", no one turned their heads. Dazai Osamu's breathing did not become messy, steady and very regular. He walked beside Kobayakawa, maybe a little ahead of her.In short, none of the people in front thought they were "Tsushima-kun" and no one looked back.

"Principal?" A slightly younger male voice.

"It's nothing, maybe it's the wrong person."

The entrance examination of the Middle School Affiliated to Dongdae University did not involve too many tricks, it was just an exam, which was divided into two subjects of arts and sciences, and the content was seriously beyond the outline, not only the content of junior high school, but also the content of high school and even college competition.The test time for one test paper is 120 minutes. Science subjects are taken first and then liberal arts subjects. The amount of test questions is very large, and it is impossible to finish it under normal circumstances.

But that is, in general.

When reading science test papers, Osamu Dazai had no other feelings. The world put the title of young writer on his head, but it did not mean that he was not good at science. As long as there are fixed problem-solving patterns and answers, it is impossible to be difficult. to him.Of course, he prefers filling in the blanks rather than answering questions. For Dazai, he can see the bottom line no matter whether it is a big question or a small question. When he reads the question, he has already seen the answer.

To answer the questions, you have to be patient and write the steps step by step. Even if he has simplified as much as possible, he still has to waste more ink.

I have to admit that being a student is already one of the most depressing and boring things for him.

Liberal arts test questions, a little more interesting.

When he got the test paper, he didn't even write down his name first, but shook the paper lightly, as if wanting to blow off the non-existent dust.The clean white paper, the smell of fresh ink, the standard printed fonts... After flipping through the reading questions of famous books and others printed in my mind, the back is a long paragraph of political discussion that should not appear in the liberal arts exam. Pick and fill in the blanks to make sure that the students who come to the test are not ordinary citizens who don't know much about politics and don't even read electronic newspapers.

Then there is a detailed outline, not to understand, but to know the policies of politicians.

and finally—

/ What is the biggest hidden danger facing the individual society? /

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!His eyes lit up, as if he saw a good river suitable for entering the water, or saw a beam suitable for hanging.

Osamu Dazai unscrewed the pen, reined in the reins, and wrote freely.

[Write it wherever you think of it]

/ There are too many hidden dangers in the era of individual society. Here are two representative examples of hidden dangers. I will call them "the inadequacy of heroes" and "the lack of government self-protection"/

/ It is undeniable that for a long period of time, the heroes headed by Orumite have made indelible contributions to society. It can be said that the hero's personal actions have effectively prevented the enemy from flooding.But in the past ten years, no hero's influence can match that of Orumat, he stabilized the society with his own body... /

/Because of this, we have to consider that once Orumat announces his retirement, there will be major turmoil in the society. With effective time statistics, compared with three years ago, Orumat’s heroic activity time is declining in a straight line. In the past six months It is maintained at three hours. Compared with the heroic activity time at his peak, it can be inferred that Orumite's physical condition may be declining year by year, and the burden on the body caused by heroic activities has gradually been revealed/

/Unfortunately, looking at the group of heroes, no one has a symbolic role except Olumite. Once the pillars collapse, the society will definitely fall into extreme chaos in a short period of time.../

After writing eloquently for a long time, he changed his style of writing and began to attack the government, and those remarks were all he thought were normal, but they were very abnormal in this world.

/Hey, am I the only one who finds this weird?First of all, the hero certificate is too easy to test, right?There are nearly a thousand people who can get a hero license every year, but how can society need so many heroes with privileges? Since you have the right to arrest the enemy directly regardless of the search warrant, please narrow the scope of the license examination... /

/According to the movies of the old era, except for the hero organization, there must be a government monitoring organization that is above or equal to the hero organization. Isn’t the country on the other side of the sea doing a good job in this regard?The existence of the hero monitoring organization can effectively prevent corruption within the hero, even if the license is revoked... /

/Also, do professional soldiers really exist in this country?Please just enter the era of individuality, please don't ignore the research and development of normal weapons, don't let the enemy appear helpless, where are the enemy's firearms? /

Datong is a paradoxical complaint, but it does point out a lot of abnormal content that should have been valued but was miraculously obliterated by the hero society. As for the invigilator, he gave him several vicious glances.

[In this way, the Shinkansen was invented by people four generations ago. Ah, it has been so many years, but have we made no progress in transportation?Could this be the legendary technological retrogression?Throughout history, this kind of situation only occurs in times of subjugation and war.]

It took him nearly [-] minutes to finish writing his political thesis, during which time he asked the invigilator to re-order several blank sheets of paper for binding. If it wasn't for the exam time, the students would definitely look back at this amazing man who couldn't write enough. who is it.

Finally, he sketched the positive test paper within 20 minutes, and wrote his name smartly when the test bell rang.

／Dazai Osamu／

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Akemi Kobayakawa also came to take the exam. She was in exam room B, and Osamu Dazai was in exam room A. They went to eat after the exam.The on-campus cafeteria of the High School Affiliated to Dongda University provides free meals for candidates. The two ordered a crab meat pot and ate it happily. Dazai discovered another cuteness of Minmei sauce a while ago. She actually likes fish tofu very much .

"Crab meat and fish tofu really go well together, Ming Mei Jiang!" He said, picking up a piece of crab meat.

Kobayakawa: "Don't say such things, Dazai-kun!" He blushed.

Unlike Dazai who will stay in Tokyo for a few days, Kobayakawa will return to Shizuoka after the exam. Dazai has always been very caring for lovely women. He sent Kobayakawa to the Shinkansen, and even stood on the platform waiting for the train to leave. , as if she was going on a long journey.When the car was moving, he also took out a small handkerchief from his pocket and waved it a few times pretentiously, which embarrassed Kobayakawa in the car.

[Really, really, what is Dazai-kun doing? ]

His next destination was the editorial office. Coincidentally, the midpoint between the editorial office and the Shinkansen happened to be the middle school attached to the University of Tokyo. He walked along the embankment of the river full of weeping cherry trees.There were not many people around, so few people saw Dazai's childlike innocence. He jumped up and stood on the low wall made of stone and bricks that blocked the river, step by step, jumping and jumping, as if falling. If the point is wrong or slightly tilted to the inside of the river bank, he is likely to fall into the water!

[What a nice river]

He was condescending, and saw the wide river surrounded by cherry blossoms on both sides, and even saw the river water that had been dyed red by fine cherry blossom petals. This is the so-called Sakura River, right?It is said that it is very common in the Kyoto area, but it is the first time to see it in Tokyo.

[If you jump in, no one should notice until you float up, right?After all, there is a thick layer of cherry blossom petals, maybe it can cover the body? ]

His sync rate is showing a subtle upward trend.

"I'm not mistaken, it really is Tsushima-kun." Familiar words, familiar voice, familiar name, this time Osamu Dazai turned his head, behind him was an old man in a suit and holding a staff of civilization, his hair was all gray , but combed very gentlemanly, it is not considered traditional Japanese dress, but it has a collision of Eastern and Western cultures, just like the old-fashioned gentlemen who came back from overseas when civilization was just enlightened.

Using one foot as a fulcrum, he turned around unsteadily: "Ah, it's been a long time, Uncle Uesugi." He tilted his head and said, "Can you please stop calling me by that name?"

……

They sat down in a Western-style coffee shop, saying that it was Western-style, and traces of the Orient could be found in the details, such as the wooden figures placed on the counter, and the jingling wind chimes hanging in the foyer.

Although he stopped Osamu Dazai, Uesugi Jihiro didn't know what to say. He rubbed the wall of the mug with the calluses on his fingers, and finally he could only say cautiously: "How have you been these few years?"

"Very good." The coffee spoon deftly drew circles in the cup, sugar cubes were thrown in one by one, the brown water surface rippled one after another, even the arc of his fingers was very elegant, but that elegance was not It is purely masculine, but more or less feminine, Uesugi couldn't help sighing in his heart.

[He and Miss Ji are becoming more and more similar]

They are talking about appearance or the temperament engraved in the bone marrow, whether it is the lingering world-weary atmosphere, or the appearance that can be called beautiful, which is difficult to measure by gender, they have all inherited the characteristics of the mother.

"The files have been cleaned up very clean." Dazai Osamu continued, "It seems that there is an extra person named Dazai Osamu in this world out of thin air, and I live in his irregular and unusual life trajectory. Knowing who I was, no one knows what happened before, and no one bothers my life now."

"The Guardian Project, is that the name? Well done."

He seemed to be praising Uesugi Jihiro, who also thought so. He said politely: "It's great to be able to do this. After all, this is your father's only entrustment when he was alive. Since I am a former secretary, Of course it must be done for him, there are less than ten people in this country who have the authority to deploy Mr. Dazai’s past files, so you can rest assured.”

"It's really reliable, Uncle Uesugi." He stood up, "So when I was studying, please act as if you didn't know me. After all, I was also very embarrassed. People said that I knew the principal or something."

"If someone pays attention, you will be very embarrassed, right?"

[It’s already a good thing, isn’t it, that a tainted politician can still become the principal of the prestigious Middle School Affiliated to Dongdae University?If there are extra problems, even if you want to return to the political arena after a few years of dormancy, it will be very difficult, right? ]

Uesugi Jihiro's eyes lowered: "That's true, but I haven't seen Dazai-kun for many years, and I always want to come to greet him. In the future, of course, it will not cause any trouble to Dazai-kun."

"It should be to ensure that we won't bother each other, right?" Osamu Dazai said, "Don't worry, Uncle Uesugi, I am quite satisfied with my current life, thanks to you." He looked at the fingers Standing up staggeringly, "Excuse me, there are still ten or six minutes before my appointment with the editor. If I don't arrive in time, he will probably cry and kneel at the door of the editor's office, or even Come up with a threat to plead guilty?"

"Then, goodbye for now, Uncle Uesugi."

[Body: Osamu Dazai]

[Sync rate: 80%]

The author has something to say: I wrote all my complaints about the little hero (rubbing my face)

Sure enough, because the early setting of the little hero was a short comic, because of the fire, the writing became longer and longer, and the early frame was about to collapse...

Although the kingly way and blood are all this routine, but now think about the beginning of the first chapter of the little hero, it is clear that "human beings are born unequal". According to the normal routine, shouldn't the protagonist aspire to change the status quo of inequality (such as Naruto, although Some Naruto plots are ridiculous, but at least he has become a respectable person), I think Kohei Horikoshi may have forgotten or did not plan to expand on this aspect, obviously there are quite a lot of foreshadowings on social inequality in the early stage (For example, during the Xiongying exam, others complained about Lugu's personality, which is obviously very strong, but shrinks back, saying what happened in the first half of his life to have such a personality)

Well, keep watching, now I just hope that the little hero can finally get the plot back

ps: Although there are a lot of plot slots, my English character design is really good. The author has won girls for many years, so I still can't show mercy to my English character design hhh

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pps: Regarding Akemi Kobayakawa, actually I didn’t intend to describe women in a big way in Tanmei novels, but, the main character is as symbolic as Ai-chan in the first incident, and Osamu Dazai, based on the realistic image and the background of this article , In the process of his growth, too many women intervened successfully. It can be said that he himself is inseparable from women.

Kobayakawa is temporarily offline after the end of this chapter, but it must be reminded that Dazai will definitely have entanglements with various men and women in this article, please be prepared.

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