disqualified hero

Downstairs of the Armed Detective Agency, there is a coffee shop. The owner is very good at brewing coffee. After years of grinding coffee, even his fingers are covered with the aroma of coffee beans.

Some time ago, [Oda Saku] tried to write a novel and finished it in this coffee shop.

"Does the parallel world theory actually exist?" he asked.

For the sake of safety, the two sat far away from the window. They couldn't see the cars flowing like a dragon outside the window. The thick walls blocked people's sight and also protected Osamu Dazai.

No one would have thought that Osamu Dazai of the port mafia who was hunted down would appear in the territory of the Armed Detective Agency. They are not considered enemies, but an organization that does not violate the river.

The slightly younger man stretched his legs, resting his chin on both hands, his sitting posture is quite childish, his slender legs kept kicking under the table: "Hey~ If you say so, [Oda Saku] believes my words Yet?"

"I completely believe that it is impossible." [Oda Saku] said, "The things you said are unimaginable like the plot of a novel, no, even the plot of a novel would not be written like this." He said, "But, this The world does change, and we can see it." By which we mean the Armed Detective Agency.

[Oda Saku] Looking at the man in the black trench coat in front of him, he became even more curious. He could tell that the other party was also working in the Mafia, probably a cadre. He had seen the video of the leader Osamu Dazai before. It doesn't feel the same: "Tell me more about your world, it sounds like we're good friends." In this world, they never met.

"My world." Dazai started with this, and then he didn't say anything for a long time. Is he trying to tell a joke, or is he thinking about what point to say?

"First of all, Oda Tsukuru in my world is older than you." Osamu Dazai said, "If nothing else, the world I live in is the fastest-moving, independent world that has jumped out of the scope of the book, and everything has changed. It’s very different.” He said with a smile, “Oda Saku in my world is already a great writer, a popular Nobel Prize winner.”

[That's too...]

For a person who just finished his debut novel and didn't even win the Newcomer Award, the history of winning the Nobel Prize many years later is still very unbelievable to him, especially...

"If you want to complete a good literary work, you need enough time to polish it." [Oda Saku] said, his expression is still very calm, like a person who is asleep, "If I am really lucky to have a little Achievement, it should be a few years, no, it should be more than ten years later, and judging by your appearance, you should be about the same age as the leader of our world."

"Oh, really, I said that the development of each world is completely different." He said, "The Oda Saku I know has been obsessed with literature since he was 14 years old, and even worked as an auditor at Tokyo University for several years. He won the Newcomer Award at the age of 18, and he is an amazing writer of the new generation."

The eyes of the man on the opposite side widened bit by bit.

"Also..." He said a very inexplicable sentence, "If Osamu Dazai has to correspond to Oda Saku." He dragged his tongue to respond, "Then you are not my Oda Saku either. "

"Hey?"

The man finally showed a confused expression because of his words.

He happily announced: "I am Osamu Dazai without Oda."

[I don't have my own Oda work, but I am still very happy, this is my life. ]

……

Dazai Osamu is a mystic, and Odasaku knew this a long time ago.

Note that the Dazai he mentioned is Azai. For the sake of easy identification, he will be collectively referred to as A below.

He inferred the complicated situation in the different world just by using the information from the Supernatural Secret Service Division. Later, Azai made a phone call with Oda Saku who went to Yokohama to inquire about information.

"Well, how to deal with it?"

He can imagine what A looks like. He must be sitting at the big desk of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, with his legs raised high. A's legs are slender and straight. Even the male models on the catwalk are not as good as him. Sometimes Odasaku would also think that he is not a person who is good at physical skills, and often he is too lazy to move, and his well-proportioned figure seems to be a gift from God.

"Moshi Moshi, Odasaku?" He asked pretendingly, "Have you arrived in Yokohama yet?"

"Yes." He said, "The situation here is more complicated than I imagined, and..." He looked towards the deep alley not far away, "I found him, I should." He then asked, "Find him What are you going to do next, bring him to see you?"

"In theory, this is the highest priority." The man said leisurely, "In practice, let's put it last."

"Hey?"

[The meaning of putting it at the end is...]

"Take him out to play for a while, Odasaku." He put his phone between his shoulders and ears, and put his feet off the table. A laptop stood still on the table, the screen flashed, and the blinds behind him It has already been pulled down, and the plastic sheets are tightly attached to each other, and even a ray of sunlight cannot penetrate. He said while browsing the materials, "If there are really eight trillion parallel worlds mixed in the gaps between the stories, how miserable is he? It is also one of the best among the eight trillion."

He thought of the content in the "book". Even if he met Oda Saku before his death, he would get a reaction like a stranger, which might be a fatal blow in his miserable life.

Even A Zai himself, after reading the life of the leader Zai, would rarely sigh: "Why was he born in this world, to suffer?"

He spent a lot of time speculating on the mentality of the leader Zai. Would anyone really sacrifice their lives for someone they didn't know for the sake of the content in the book?If this is the case, wouldn't it prove that there were no good things in his past life, and no one who could warm him appeared?

Just thinking about this, even A couldn't laugh, so he said to Oda: "I am afraid that for him, the greatest hope is to see you. It is a pity that the world he lives in , [Oda Saku] and [Dazai Osamu] have never met, so it’s okay to say that he’s hot.”

"Haven't we met?" He asked in surprise, "Not even correspondence?"

"Let's not talk about communication, even if it's just passing by."

"Ah." Oda Saku didn't know what to say, he wondered suspiciously, could he be some important person, even if he hadn't met him, [Dazai] could see more people, right, the world is still the world , the world will still function without oneself.

But he won't ask Dazai directly. From what he knows about Azai and Shuji Tsushima, they both have a very paranoid character, and it's not an exaggeration to say that they are obsessed.

[However, what should I take him out to play? ]

"Odasaku, Odasaku, Odasaku!"

[Ah, not so much Dazai, but a second Kosuke. ]

He stopped in front of the izakaya: "Do you want to go in and have a drink?"

……

[I seem to be walking on clouds. ]

How many times, how many times, I have encountered this scene in my dream. I sat at the bar with Oda Saku, drinking together, chatting about the trivial matters of life, making hard tofu by myself instead of my subordinates, and giving him a taste Try it, listen to him talk about dismantling duds, mediating neighborhood conflicts, and then smile.

This is the life I look forward to, if it is not premised on the death of Oda Saku.

They went to have dinner. The spicy curry restaurant that Oda often eats is not open in Yokohama. In order to take care of the adopted children, the uncle also moved away together. They are in Kanagawa, which is a little closer to Yokohama. ] Come for lunch.

He remembered the content of the call with A: "For lunch, where do you take him to eat?"

"You can take him to eat spicy curry, or you can cook something for him yourself. If that person eats the food you cooked, he might be moved to tears."

"My craftsmanship is just average." Odasaku is also a strange person, no matter what he says, he will bring out a plain and honest taste, he said, "It happened that I bought crabs from Hokkaido a while ago, so I can use them to entertain him. ""Wait, wait." The voice on the other end of the phone suddenly became urgent, like a child snatching food, "That was specially bought for me, right? Does he eat it?" He complained loudly in dissatisfaction.

"I can't help it, you can eat whatever you want." Oda Saku said, "I in another world, since I don't know Dazai, I definitely don't know how to cook, so I can live on curry every day. In this case , maybe it’s a once-in-a-lifetime crab dish.”

"..."

He had a premonition that A was playing childish temper, so he had to persuade him at this time, "Buy better ones next time and come back."

"That's fine." Finally, he reluctantly agreed.

Oda Saku brought the leader to Kanagawa. The boss’s spicy curry has been in business for many years and is a little famous. The young man in a black suit looked up and saw a one-story store. There is a fenced courtyard behind the store. Look at the design. It seems to be quite new, but it is many times larger than ordinary Yihujian.

"The children all live here," he said. "Ten children are still living here as of this year." , and those already working.” His adopted children were able to form small armies.

[Dazai] didn't speak, and seemed unable to speak.

Oda Saku didn't know how to comfort him. To be honest, you don't even know the trajectory of a person's past, how can you say "I understand", "I understand" and "You have worked hard", he can only open the store door silently .

The boss is smoking again. Fortunately, the newly replaced exhaust system is very powerful. The smoke is drawn out and drifts away with the wind. Over the past few years, even the boss's face has added a lot of new wrinkles. He nodded first and said : "You're here." Then he saw Dazai's shadow and said, "Hey, isn't this Shuji-kun, I haven't seen you for a long time!" He was obviously more enthusiastic about Dazai than Oda, "Stay the same Halve the spiciness?" He continued, "Really, I can't eat spicy food, but I insisted on it, and it was Oda Saku who brought you here. How is your relationship with Mr. D recently? Is it better?" He kept I thought A was Xiaozai's father, but it was explained many times that it was a guardianship relationship, and at most it was just an uncle and nephew, but I still firmly believed it.

"Bringing up from childhood to adulthood, can't such a relationship be called father and son?" The boss has some Edo children's habits. He was born in a rural family that still retains ancient customs, where adoptive behavior still exists. Although Dazai never talked about it in detail But it is enough for him to piece together the truth from a few words, the other party was born in an ancient family, and such a person often cares more about maintaining the kinship than the so-called direct blood.

[Dazai] Ever since he heard the name Shuji, he froze and didn't move.

The boss didn't notice his strangeness. The timing of Odasaku's visit was just in time. Today is curry day, and he asked the children to cook, so he took care of a few words, and then went to the back kitchen to work. There are only two people.

"Why." He asked suddenly, "Why do you know the name of Xiuzhi?" He didn't think he would take the initiative to tell others that his name was Shuji Tsushima. The past named Shuji Tsushima was something he wanted to abandon and forget very much. root of evil.

[This question...] Oda Saku thought for a while and said, "Maybe Shuji Tsushima is a proud name for you here."

"But I called Shuzhi-kun, he doesn't seem to want to see you, just like you don't want to see him, but Dazai, do you want to see him?"

"What?" The leader Zai was also confused, he could hardly understand what Oda Saku meant.

"That is to say, there are two people in our world who have used the name Dazai Osamu. The older one adopted him after the death of Mr. Shuzhi-kun's parents. The two are related as uncles and nephews. It doesn't matter if he is your uncle. Excuse me." He said in a very calm tone, "I'm living with the elder Dazai-kun now, do you want to meet him?"

……

A is giving orders in the office. He is ordering two groups of people at the same time. One is the Nakahara Chuya group, and the other is Tsushima Shuji and Nakaoda Saku. The first two came to the office, and the Nakahara Chuya he knew nodded to him. Congratulations, the unknown person unabashedly looked him up and down a few times.

He was introduced as Osamu Dazai's uncle, but his name was not mentioned, but someone told him, "Just call him Mr. Dazai." It is common for relatives to use the same surname, so he didn't think much about it.

only……

[It feels completely different. ] Zhongyuan Zhong also thought, [Facing that face, I don't even feel angry, what is this, the kindness and tolerance of the elders? ]

"He's causing you trouble, Nakaya-kun." For a moment he thought of the former Chief Mori, wise and not so extreme.

"No, it's the responsibility."

"Let's make a long story short, Nakaya-kun, I believe you have been told the truth about the book. Under normal circumstances, its existence and operation methods are a secret, but our world has broken away from the control of the book and has become a completely independent world. It is widely known and will not be affected in any way." A smiled at Mimi, "The integration of your world and our world is an accident. Simply put, our world is not very stable. At a certain moment, your book may Out of Dazai-kun's control, and into the hands of others who will resonate, the current situation was created by chance and coincidence, now we only need to do two things, and the world can return to its original state." He raised a finger, "One is to take back the book, and let Dazai-kun touch it again to eliminate the abnormal ability that produced the reaction. The second is to ensure that the key person, the Dazai-kun of your world, will not die unexpectedly."

"Just like a jigsaw puzzle, if you want to complete the picture, one or two key pieces must not be missing. Unfortunately, Mr. Dazai is the culprit of the current situation, and it is also the key point. He must not make mistakes."

"I understand." He replied stiffly.

"Then, I wish you a prosperous martial arts."

Calling Shuji Tsushima was not smooth, sometimes A couldn't describe his relationship with the other party, father and son?Rebellious period?Anyway, the communication was not smooth, he was hung up before he could even explain the status quo, and the other party just said "Oda Saku is with me" and "I understand", and nothing else was said.

When Ango Sakaguchi heard Shuji Tsushima's capricious response, the hairs all over his body were about to explode, but A didn't take it seriously. He shrugged his shoulders and said, "That's it, I think he has a sense of proportion."

Not at all!

……

"Telephone?" [Oda Saku] asked.

"The guardian called." Shuji Tsushima said indifferently.

"Guardian?" Odasaku thought he heard it wrong.

"An old man who is always yelling, theoretically he should be in retirement, because the matter of world integration was temporarily released." He talked about this matter with a little disgust, Oda Saku thought: When he said When it comes to his guardian, he almost looks like an ordinary youth.

[...]

He suddenly felt that the [Osamu Dazai] of this world might be much luckier.

"Then let's go too," said the young man.

Odasaku stood up and waited for his next sentence.

"To deal with the helper who made the world chaotic." He didn't say the culprit, everyone knows who the culprit is, that is A who reorganized the world, their world can't stand the second toss in a short time, the foundation is unstable, everywhere They are all loopholes.

"And then everything goes back to how it was?"

"perhaps."

"..."

"Then, before you go back, please tell me where the bar you mentioned just now is." Shuji Tsushima would not save face for the leader, he said a series of things in a nutshell, explaining all his acts of dedication Yes, said it in a slightly mocking tone.

"I have something to say to him." Oda Saku looked into Shuji Tsushima's eyes.

The latter didn't know if he had guessed Odasaku's thoughts, looked at him for a while, hooked his lips and said, "As you wish."

[I want to tell him, I want to tell him personally. ]

[No matter what, a world with Osamu Dazai is better than a world without Osamu Dazai. ]

[Your birth is definitely not meaningless. ]

This is what a stranger wants to say to Osamu Dazai.

The author has something to say:

This is the story of happiness knocking on the door (X)

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There is probably one more chapter, the extra episode is over, and this article is completely over

In the end, at least let the leader Zai be happy once.

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