Get knocked in an escape game

Shang Zong has been waiting for Qi Yi's next words, but found that he has been silent. After the two looked at each other for a long time, Shang Zong couldn't help laughing, "Brother Zheng, you really hold a grudge. Tell me, what do you want me to do?" "

"I didn't think of it for the time being, so let's owe it first." Qi Yi raised the corners of his lips slightly, and he said, "The paper of the love letter is very new, and the envelope is also very new. The glue on it has not turned yellow, so it should not be old. Say yes The gift for the first anniversary of being together, since it is a gift and a love letter, it should be something between lovers."

As soon as Qi Yi finished speaking, Xu Kuo walked over with a black tube-shaped object from the side, and she said, "It's lipstick, it should be a gift from my boyfriend, and there are five or six of them in this color system alone." .”

"Why do you think it was given by your boyfriend?" Qi Yi narrowed his eyes and asked.

Xu Kuo smiled, and she shook the lipstick, "Death Barbie fan, who would buy this color? Except for boys who don't understand these things and are easily fooled into buying by the cabinet sister, I'm afraid no one will buy this thing."

Qi Yi frowned slightly, a little confused, "What? What Barbie?"

"Death Barbie fans." Xu Kuo repeated.

"Huh? What? What powder? What do you mean?" Qi Yi frowned more and more, he shook his head and said, "I don't understand."

Shang Zong took the lipstick, looked at the color of the lipstick after opening it, was a little surprised, he shook his head and smiled, "Technical terms, Brother Zheng, you don't understand. The color of this lipstick is the color of ordinary women. I won't buy it, only men who don't understand this thing will be fooled by the cabinet sister."

With such an explanation, Qi Yi finally understood what Xu Kuo meant.

Comparing the love letter in his hand and the lipstick, Qi Yi glanced at the flowers in the living room again, and said, "I have a boyfriend who gave me a gift and we have been together for more than a year, but my son is already six years old...Single parent Mother?"

Shang Zong nodded, "It should be, but Brother Zheng, he doesn't have to be a single mother, maybe he is a single father? Right! Everything is possible."

Qi Yi: "...shut up."

When he turned around and was about to remove the two largest flowerpots next to him, he saw something black in the gap between the flowerpots. Qi Yi bent down and squatted down, and moved the flowerpots away, revealing the black plastic garbage bags inside. .

"I'll do it." Seeing that Qi Yi was about to reach out for the black garbage bag, Shang Zong immediately stepped forward and took out the garbage bag with a small shovel, "Don't take it with your hands, if there are rotten and blackened heads inside, Or a pile of fetid offal, or..."

Before he finished speaking, Qi Yi's face was already ugly, he turned to look at Shang Zong, "Can you say a few words less?"

Shang Zong laughed, shook his head and said, "Brother Zheng, you can't bear it. I haven't said anything more disgusting. If there are bugs, you reach out and open this plastic bag..."

Qi Yi stood up abruptly, stepped aside, and said with a livid face, "Okay, you open it, we don't owe each other anything."

"Don't, that's what I said." Shang Zong turned his head, put his chin in one hand and laughed out loud, and immediately opened the plastic bag with a small shovel, and an indescribable stench spread from the bag Suddenly, a room was full of stench in an instant.

"What? Vomit—" Xu Kuo, a delicate and pleasant girl, couldn't stand the stench at all, and couldn't help retching.

"My God, did you blow up the toilet?"

"What does it smell like? Terrible!"

"No...I'm going to vomit for a while..."

Several other people were drawn out by the stench. This stench is really indescribable. It has a stench and musty smell, which makes people's stomachs churn continuously. The nearest Shang Zong didn't change his face. He opened The front flashlight of the mobile phone finally saw what was inside.

"Diapers? Clothes?" I saw that there was a small pile of yellowed diapers wrapped in the clothes in the bag, and there were white moldy spots all over them. It was disgusting and disgusting.

"I remember... the plot hints that it is a six-year-old boy, right? Six-year-old boys use diapers? That's not enough." Shang Zong became a little confused.

"Napies are only used by infants, or only by children with mental disabilities." Qi Yi said with lowered eyes, he took two steps back, opened all the doors and windows next to him for ventilation, and the smell dissipated point.

Wu Xingjian kept looking at his watch nervously. He paced back and forth, turning the living room into a mess. Seeing that Qi Yi and Shang Zong were still struggling with the issue of diapers, he suddenly became angry and said angrily, " 22 minutes to go! 22 minutes!"

"I know." Qi Yi got up, and he turned his eyes to look at Wu Xingjian coldly, "Don't bother me."

"Wow——" A wolf howl came from outside the door, Qi Yi turned his head to look, and saw a husky with a beautiful appearance but dirty fur was squatting at the door.

"Dog?" Shang Zong got up, he and Qi Yi looked at each other, "The one in the photo?"

"It should be." Qi Yi walked over, but the husky didn't admit it, and rushed forward to rub it. Even though Qi Yi took a few steps back, his claws still rubbed against his trouser legs, and a clear plum blossom paw print appeared. up.

"Hahahahaha!" Shang Zong paused and laughed, leaning against the door and said, "Interesting, Brother Zheng, you are very attractive to him."

Qi Yi didn't speak, but Wu Xingjian couldn't sit still, he couldn't help but asked, "Are you really saving me? There are still 10 minutes... What to do, what to do? What does it mean that I have a little cradle?"

Just after Wu Xingjian finished speaking, the husky abandoned Qi Yi, and rushed towards Wu Xingjian, sticking out his tongue to be cute, tilting his head from time to time, Wu Xingjian kicked it impatiently, and the husky aggrievedly hid beside Qi Yi, screaming The sound of "woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Qi Yi sighed, and stroked its head casually. The husky immediately raised his paws to rub against Qi Yi's clothes, but he grabbed him, "Don't move." He knelt down and looked at this thing carefully. Erha, with a silly head, tried to find some clues from it.

Shang Zong looked at the person and the dog thoughtfully, narrowed his eyes and said, "Brother Zheng, what are you two? Did you see each other right?"

Qi Yi didn't even want to say "shut up", he raised his eyelids and looked at Shang Zong.

Wu Xingjian was about to speak, but saw a small handprint on Husky's body. The handprint kept going down, and he opened his mouth wide in horror, but he didn't dare to make a sound.

"Brother Zheng, don't move." Qi Yiben remembered, Shang Zong pressed his shoulder, and said, "I may know what a 'cradle' is."

That stupid and cute husky immediately raised its head and looked at Shang Zong.

The author has something to say:

Hahahahaha!I feel like I can't cover my outline again!

old rules!Catch bugs, give blessings, write jokes, and give out red envelopes hahaha!

Ask for collection!Ask for a comment!Seek nutrition!thank you all! ! !Keep up the good work!