Yama's boyfriend find out

一

Lu Zhaoli wanted to raise a child to enjoy himself, but he couldn't bear it himself.

So he went to find Yi Qian.

"You think I can?"

Yi Qian stood in front of the mirror, rinsed his mouth, and spit out the toothpaste foam in his mouth. Hearing what Lu Zhaoli said, the dull hair on his head trembled.

Which muscle is wrong here?

He will feel uncomfortable if he does not toss for a day.

"No, who made you give birth? Even if it's true, I won't let you." Lu Zhaoli rubbed his stomach, as if thinking of something terrible, he grinned exaggeratedly.

"It is said that it hurts very much, more painful than that!"

Yi Qian stopped brushing his teeth, raised his eyebrows, put down the things in his hands and approached him, shooting a dangerous look in his eyes.

"What what?"

After asking, he felt a little regretful. A few years later, Lu Zhaoli didn't know what to say, and he wasn't afraid of him, he was so cute, he looked like an old hooligan... emmmmm little hooligan.

Sure enough, Lu Zhaoli took another step closer with a smile on his face, reached out his hand to Yi Qian's buttocks, and patted it lightly.

"That, that's it..." After saying a few words, take a pat.

Yi Qian: "..."

Three seconds later—"Ah!" Lu Zhaoli clutched his chin, and was locked outside the bathroom, crying from the pain.

"Yi Qian, do you think you have a dog outside! Is there any law for domestic violence!"

Yi Qian brushed his teeth in the mirror. Hearing the sound of ghosts crying and howling wolves outside, he felt his head throbbing with pain, but the corners of his mouth slightly turned up.

If you are angry, you still have to make breakfast.

Yi Qian's cooking skills have improved over the years, and the dishes have become more and more spicy, but Lu Zhaoli is no longer afraid of spicy food.

Lu Zhaoli held the bowl, took a mouthful of rice and sighed.

"It is said on the Internet that a girl is a caring little padded jacket for her parents."

Yi Qian put a mouthful of vegetables in his mouth calmly, "Everything said on the Internet is a lie."

"How nice it is to have a child! When you're thirsty, I'll pour you water, when you get out of bed, I'll hand you slippers, and when you're fine, I can beat your back and squeeze your legs. Tsk, tsk, tsk——"

"Aren't there many brats on the Internet?"

Yi Qian poured cold water on him.

"Hey! You man! Why are you so arrogant!" Lu Zhaoli was finally dissatisfied, and slammed his chopsticks onto the table with a bang.

Yi Qian's eyes just swept away.

Lu Zhaoli silently picked up the chopsticks with great reluctance, and the way the flags died down in an instant made Yi Qian's serious expression nowhere to rest.

"So what do you want to do? I can't make you a child."

Yi Qian thought it was funny, looked at him and asked.

Lu Zhaoli immediately grabbed Yi Qian's wrist excitedly, raised his eyebrows provocatively.

"Borrow, let's borrow a child to play with?"

two

Li Tian felt very strange.

Even if he was beaten to death, he would never have imagined that one day the more serious Principal Yi would call him and ask him for a child without saying anything.

Li Tian licked his dry lips, "You want me to talk?"

Yi Qian skipped his nasty "words" for now.

He thought that Li Tian was afraid that he would have some unruly plans, after all, when it comes to things like children, parents would be 1 careful, even acquaintances should ask clearly.

"Actually--"

"Row!"

???

Three question marks appeared above Yi Qian's head, and Li Tian's speed of agreeing that he was afraid that he would change his mind made him feel as if... was it a trap?

"It just so happens that I want to go out with Hanhan for a day. I don't want to bring a bottle of oil. You want to bring your baby, right? Wait, I'll send it to you right away."

Li Tian's attitude of actively delivering goods to the door made Yi Qian feel even more uncertain.

For the time being, he skipped over Li Tian's nasty address to Chu Han, and for the time being he also skipped over the poor kid who had just "spoken" and now turned into a "oil bottle".

Half an hour later, Li Baiyan appeared at the door of Yi Qian's house.

Li Tian was fully armed. He won a big prize a few days ago, and his popularity soared to the peak. He was desperate to not be recognized.

He pushed Li Baiyan into the door, his action was unceremonious, and pushed the child back.

"give it to you!"

Then there was the sound of closing the door with a "bang".

The door was opened by Yi Qian to Li Tian, ​​when Lu Zhaoli was in the toilet dealing with major life issues.

After the door was closed, Lu Zhaoli had already flown out of the toilet smelling human smell.

"Show me my dear treasure..."

Before the word "Bei" was uttered, Lu Zhaoli had already pounced on him, and Yi Qian saw Li Baiyan dodge sensitively to the extent that his feet were off the ground.

"Where did this strange sorghum come from?"

Li Baiyan pointed at Lu Zhaoli who knocked on the door with his little finger, raised his head and asked Yi Qian.

She is only four years old.

Yi Qian felt that this child was a bit magical.

Over there, Lu Zhaoli had already got up, this time he quickly grabbed Li Baiyan's shoulder to prevent her from escaping again.

He stretched out his hand and squeezed her tender and chubby face, "Li Tian's daughter is too cute, she doesn't look like him at all—"

"Uncle, I'm a boy." Li Baiyan's decisive look made the two of them stunned.

Yi Qian didn't know whether he should complain about the "uncle" Li Baiyan called him, or if he was clearly wearing a princess dress but calling himself a boy.

Li Tian's children are really interesting.

three

Yi Qian and Lu Zhaoli have no children, so they don't have any toys at home.

Li Baiyan went around every room when he first arrived, and was quite disappointed in the end.

"I want to go home."

I have to say that although he is a four-year-old kid, he is still very powerful when he speaks, and every word is not wasted.

Yi Qian didn't care about him, he just folded his arms and looked at Lu Zhaoli, the burden of trouble was what he wanted, and he just wanted to see how Lu Zhaoli would deal with this living ancestor.

"Do you want to watch cartoons?" Lu Zhaoli took out a bunch of precious CDs.

"Do not want to."

"Do you want to play Gold Miner?" Lu Zhaoli hugged him and sat in front of the computer.

"Do not want to."

"you……"

"Uncle, you are so talkative."

Lu Zhaoli's hands stopped, and the blue veins on his forehead were faintly visible. Yi Qian stood behind him and smiled heartlessly.

"Then what do you want?"

Li Baiyan tilted his head and thought for a while, then stood up, clenched his hands into fists, put them in front of his stomach, strode forward, and opened his mouth in a terrifying arc.

"Ride a big horse, I want to ride a big horse."

Lu Zhaoli stood up expressionlessly, turned around and left: "I'll go buy you a horse..."

10 minutes later.

"Ou! Ou! Ouba Gangnan four generations of Ou!"

Li Baiyan was riding on Lu Zhaoli's back, holding onto his specially long braids, singing while driving.

It had to be said that he looked like a four-year-old at this time.

Yi Qian didn't know where his leisurely mind came from, he followed Lu Zhaoli wherever he was driven, laughing all the way.

Finally, Lu Zhaoli couldn't stand it any longer. Taking advantage of Yi Qian's inattention, he got up and threw himself on Yi Qian. The little princess on his back was bounced and fell onto the bed, and his whole world was spinning.

"Why are you laughing? Keep laughing, am I shameless?" Lu Zhaoli was so angry that he pressed down on him, but the floor was hard, and he still protected the back of Yi Qian's head when he fell on it.

Yi Qian felt that Lu Zhaoli was too unreasonable.

"The child is yours to raise."

"No more, stuff it back! I'll keep you! You are really obedient." After speaking, Lu Zhaoli pressed hard on his lips, pried open his teeth, and deliberately made a shameful sound.

Li Baiyan looked at the two of them: "Meow meow???"