Only I can understand the books in the Cangjing Pavilion

Chapter 33 Why Are You Sleeping On My Bed

"Why are you in my bed?"

Wu Zhengfei just woke up and heard such a question.

He opened his eyes in a daze, and saw Baili Mingqi's face close at hand.Wu Zhengfei calmly forced himself to break free from his drowsiness, looked down at his own situation, the clothes were still on his body, and then looked up at Baili Mingqi.

He took a deep breath, and rolled his eyes almost to the sky: "Young master, are you asking me? Or are you asking yourself?"

He has been under the pressure until now!

Wu Shifei was taken back to his room forcibly by Baili Mingqi as a pillow last night, and then the other party threw him on the bed with a throw over his shoulder, and then the young master was pressed down completely, not to mention resistance, there was no room for struggle None were given to him.

Baili Mingqi pressed Wu Zhengfei's two hands to Wu Shi Fei's ears respectively, and supported his body vigorously. He frowned tightly, as if he was in a bad mood—it should be, the feeling of a hangover is not very good, let alone him Really drank a lot last night.

"Why did it become like this..."

Baili Mingqi lowered his head, and just met Wuzheng's eyes, seeing his peach blossom eyes glowing like broken stars, he felt suddenly irritable.He stared at Wu Zhengfei for a while, and asked in disbelief: "You slept in my bed, and you didn't take off your clothes?"

"...This is the point?!"

Baili Mingqi's face was still cold, but his emotions were close to collapse: "It's so dirty..."

Wu Shifei listened to him swearing, and then looked at the pair of phoenix eyes staring at him. Immediately, he got angry. He pushed Baili Mingqi away with both hands and feet, and sat up suddenly: "Young master, your past [-] years Do you often have sex after drinking in your life? The drinking capacity is so small, the wine quality is so bad, and the strength is as fucking big as a gorilla when drunk... There must be a lot of girls who have been harmed by you, in your case Can the maid sister who has worked in the house still get married?"

"..."

Wu Chengfei pointed at him and scolded him, clutching his clothes tightly while scolding, acting like a girl who lost her virginity: "Fortunately, I am a man, otherwise my innocence would be ruined. Anyway, this is the first time I have spoken to you like this." A man slept with his limbs entangled all night, and just thinking about it makes him want to vomit."

——Just recalling the scene last night... I feel that the whole person is not good.He drank that little wine last night and was able to barely maintain his sanity, but later found that the wine was a little weird. It was okay before... but it has a strong aftertaste, and he is getting more and more confused.

I don't know if it is still hallucinogenic, but last night he had the illusion that Baili Mingqi was looking at a beauty under the moon for a moment...

Baili Mingqi didn't know what Wu Zhengfei was thinking. He sat aside for a while, and it took him a long time to react. He muttered something in a low voice, but Wu Zhengfei didn't hear clearly, so he leaned over and shouted at him: "What!! What did you say!!!"

"I drink a lot, and I drank once in the elder brother's house before I drank with you. And the drunkenness we drank last night was already very powerful... Hiss."

Baili Mingqi raised his hand to help Fu's temple, and indifferently pushed Wu right and wrong aside: "No wonder... last night I dreamed that I caught a puppy, and kept barking at me all the way, and prayed for me in human words. Let him go...it turns out he caught you."

Wu Zhengfei was stunned when he heard this, and then he flew into a rage: "What?! Who are you calling a son of a bitch!! You are the fucking son of a bitch!"

Baili Mingqi glanced at him with low pressure: "If it's you, I wouldn't let you sleep in my bed."

"I don't even care about sleeping on your bed! Your bed is fragrant?!"

When Wu Zhengfei got up, he suddenly smelled a fragrant wind blowing from his side, he couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth - well, his bed seems to be really fragrant.Is this man really a man?Disgusting!

He turned his eyes, and suddenly squinted his peach blossom eyes to look at Baili Mingqi: "Hey, do you know that when you are drunk, you will hug people and kiss people? Tsk tsk tsk, how shameless."

Baili Mingqi's face became very stinky, he looked at him in disbelief, and held back for a long time: "Nonsense!"

Wu Zhengfei raised his eyebrows: "It's indeed nonsense, but it's true that you hugged people when you were drunk, and it's not much better."

"..."

There were ups and downs early in the morning... Baili Mingqi didn't know whether to be thankful that he didn't kiss him or to sew up his mouth of innocence.

Seeing his face full of bitterness and hatred, Wu Shifei felt secretly refreshed. He wanted to make fun of him again, but the next second his attention was diverted by other things.

... the top of my head, it seems weird.

Wu Shifei subconsciously raised his hand to touch the top of his head, and unexpectedly felt a furry hand... What the hell? !

Wu Zhengfei hurriedly jumped off the bed and ran to the mirror.

There is a large floor-to-ceiling mercury mirror outside Baili Mingqi's dormitory, which clearly reflects his innocent face. Everything about himself in the mirror is normal, except for a layer of fine hair protruding from the top of his head.

"..."

The fine hair is only about an inch long, but because it is too soft, it doesn't stand on the top of the head like a normal one, but is as fluffy as a newborn chick...

... what the hell is this? !

Wu Zhengfei has never seen himself with long hair since he became a monk. Is his hair like this?

Wait, even if he really needs to grow hair quickly now, but things like hair don't grow out of thoughts, right? Even if he wants to, it's impossible to grow it overnight!

"What is this!"

Just as Wu Zhengfei finished shouting, he heard someone knock on the door frame at the door. He turned his head suddenly, and saw Baili Mingqi standing by the door with his arms folded and looking at him. Looking at the top of his head, he said, "Chairman, look at this... Is your family's feng shui very good? Wishes come true?"

Baili Mingqi retorted with a cold face: "Who is the chairman of the committee?"

"The point is not that, it's my head! Why does my head grow a layer of hair... By the way, is this really hair... No, it's only one night! Could it be that I have been unconscious for half a month? ?”

Baili Mingqi glanced at the top of his head, but he wasn't surprised at all: "Really, it seems that the new medicine they developed is quite effective."

"what?!"

"But why you are so hairy is surprising. I also have some doubts. Is this really hair?"

No right or wrong, he didn't bother to pay attention to his teasing, and focused all his attention on the "elixir" that Baili Mingqi said.He stood up and walked in front of Baili Mingqi: "The elixir you mentioned...what the hell is it?"

Baili Mingqi frowned slightly, and then said: "Don't you want to move to the place where ordinary disciples live sooner? Then I will help you grow your hair earlier."

Wu Zhengfei grinned: "So? What does this have to do with pills?"

Baili Mingqi said: "Jiugao's family has pharmacists who specialize in researching elixirs, and they developed Fuhua Qingxin elixir. But they also develop various elixir with different effects, sometimes it is Missed, sometimes... just because of hobbies. There is a type of these pills that can make people grow hair quickly, and I will give you a try."

Wu Zhengfei looked at him with his mouth wide open in surprise, and it took a long time to say: "What do you mean... give me a try?"

Baili Mingqi looked at him without saying a word, pointing to his head in disbelief, and said, "Do you think this is an experimental field?!"

"Don't worry, the elixir researched by Jiugao's pharmacist is top-notch, and it will definitely not be harmful to the body. I put one in the soup for dinner last night, and you drank two or three bowls of it. Well, it has this effect, as long as you keep taking it, I believe your hair will grow long soon.”

Wu Zheng was speechless for a long time because of what he said, did this person drug him quietly?How can you still say it openly?

"What does it mean to have no poisonous effect? ​​It has clearly produced poisonous effect. Look at my head!"

Wu Zhengfei ran over and almost put his head under Baili Mingqi's eyelids: "Look at my hair! Have you ever seen hair like this?! It looks like long hair!! If it is natural When I grow up, I must be the kind of black and rough, what do I look like now?!"

Baili Mingqi looked at his fluffy, thin, dense and black hair expressionlessly, and suddenly reached out to touch it a few times, and then stroked it from front to back: "It's good, like a chicken .”

"........."

"The elixir for hair growth will only accelerate the growth rate of hair, and will not change its state. Of course, if you can't grow hair, even if you take this elixir, it will be useless. So your hair is like this, with me It doesn’t matter if you use the elixir. By the way, you should be glad that you are only bald, not bald.”

Wu Zhengfei stared at him for a long time: "Baili Mingqi, why are you talking so viciously? I said, you are usually pretending to be a polite young master?! Ah?! Is it so dirty down here!"

"Dirty?"

Baili Mingqi seemed to be used to being scolded by Wu Zhengfei, so he didn't have any special reaction. He could only look at Wu Zhengfei with a smile: "You are illiterate, I forgive you, you don't know how to use the word obscene, right? Now it's over What? Come out for breakfast after you finish talking, you still have a lot to do afterwards, don't waste time."

Wu Zhengfei froze for a moment: "What's the matter? I need to do a lot of things?"

Baili Mingqi turned around and walked out of the dormitory, saying as he walked, "Of course you need to do things. Our Jiugao family doesn't support idlers who don't do anything. Me, elder brother, and even father, all of us have jobs. "

No right or wrong had to follow: "I didn't say that I wanted to live and live for nothing, but you said that your family doesn't need thugs, so what else can I do?"

"Wouldn't it be a waste of money to use the legendary 'Avatar' as a thug?"

Baili Mingqi sat down at the table and gave some instructions to the maid who was standing beside him. The latter immediately turned around and retreated. Holding the basin for washing hands and face, it stops next to Wu Shifei and Baili Mingqi.

Wu Zhengfei was surprised by this scene, but no matter what, he couldn't get used to letting others wash him with a washbasin.

It's too fucking!He can't get used to it!

After washing, Wu Zhengfei sat down opposite Baili Mingqi, looked left and right, stretched out his hand to pinch a fried cake, stuffed it into his mouth and chewed while asking: "Then what do you want me to do? My current value ...It seems that there are only..."

"Well, I'll take you to the study after dinner."

Wu Zhengfei looked at him with wide eyes: "What do you mean?! Let me copy the book?! I don't want it."

Baili Mingqi looked at him blankly: "Do you know how many books the Jiugao family has? How many of them are Da Neng's suicide notes? As far as your writing speed is concerned, if you copy them all, you may be able to copy them all." Eight hundred years old."

Just say that you know what is right and wrong, and relying on others to translate books for you will never work.

"So I have to teach you how to read."

"..."

Baili Mingqi's expression was very serious, not like a joke at all.

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