[Comprehensive] Illumi teaches you how to skin

The newly widowed Mrs. Akai is naturally Ibaraki Doji dressed up in fancy clothes, and the girl in his arms resists Illumi who was arrested and returned in vain.

Akai-sama has indeed died of illness, and his widow is indeed on her way to Fujiwarakyo.However, with the current traffic speed, it will not be possible to arrive at all in ten days and a half months.

Ibaraki Doji and Illumi made it to this time difference to go to Beijing to bluff and deceive.

Although the bullock cart was slow, it was stable. Illumi leaned against Ibaraki Doji, wondering what he was thinking.

Ibaraki Doji in women's clothing seems to have a BUFF bonus.Every word and deed shows an aristocratic posture, and there is no trace of the heroic sitting posture or movement in the monster state.

He raised the orchid finger and opened the bamboo curtain to look out. He didn't know what he saw, and put down the bamboo curtain timidly like a little girl.

Illumi felt his stomach hurt so much, he held his stomach with a very bad face.

"I found a big fish." Ibaraki Doji said with a smile, and that delicate voice made people feel very affectionate.However, Illumi felt that his hidden wings were trembling because of this tone, which was something that had never happened in the process of getting along with Hisoka.

Illumi recalls her childhood.From being able to stand upright, to the birth of Qi Ya.Five or six times a day, I put on all kinds of women's clothes, and the petite and cute dresses let my mother take pictures...

Thanks to her strong nerves, Illumi did not suffer from gender cognitive impairment like Aluka.He didn't let himself go directly like Kurt...

What happened to Ibaraki Doji when he was a child that made him so interested in women's clothing and make-up.

"You...why do you like dressing up as a woman so much?" Illumi asked.

Ibaraki Doji smiled conceitedly, "Of course it's because I'm good-looking. How many female monsters can be more beautiful than me? Qing Xingdeng has a Tang suit of the same style as mine. After seeing me wear it once, she felt ashamed of herself, so she took that one when she returned home. Tang Yi burned."

Is it really because of shame?Illumi's eyes twitched involuntarily.

Ibaraki-douji talked about the shirt-bumping incident a few more times, all of which ended with the female monster resolutely destroying her own after returning.

……

Illumi was glad that he didn't eat Zashiki Warji.Because after killing the daimyo and reporting it to Granny Tang, Granny Tang casually mentioned a sentence in the communication...

"Is there any whereabouts of Zashiki Waruji?"

Thinking of the role of Zashiki Warji, Illumi thought that Granny Yu wanted to bring Zashiki Warji back.

But he denied this idea in an instant. Would Granny Tang not know the disadvantages of Zashiki Warji's power?And how did she know that there was a zashiki boy in the daimyo mansion?

Thinking that this order was entrusted by a bottle demon... and also specifically asked to hide the body of the daimyo for twelve hours without being found.Illumi suddenly remembered the red threads that bound the Zashiki warji in the wooden box, some of them had faded, and some were still as bright red as ever.

And the number of lines is exactly twelve.

If I hadn't found Zashiki-douji, and the red thread hadn't been cut by Ibaraki-douji, maybe Zashiki-douji would be free after twelve hours?

……

It is impossible for Granny Tang to let Illumi take such a "leisurely" paid vacation, and it just so happens that his next mission is in Fujiwara Kyo.

Illumi was thinking about his next task, but the car stopped slowly, and there were bursts of barking from outside the bamboo curtain.

"What happened?" Ibaraki Doji cleared her throat and asked in a female voice.

The coachman replied in a low voice through the curtain, "Lord Ibaraki, a man is beating a dog." The coachman was a little demon, and Ibaraki called him to drive.

It wasn't a big deal at first, but Illumi opened the door curtain and looked out.

A strong man dressed as a hunter, with a fierce face, stood in the middle of the road and kicked the white dog fiercely, cursing and saying something.

"Let you steal it! You bastard! What's the use of keeping you! You can't even catch rabbits!" The man said so, and kicked the white dog's stomach fiercely.

The white dog is very thin, with distinct ribs, and his hind legs seem to be lame.Half of the left ear is missing, which looks like a laceration.The white dog wailed, and the sound was so repeated that it made people worry.

The hunter made a gesture to kick the white dog, but the white dog finally staggered and started to run away dragging its lame left hind leg.But after running not far, the hunter whistled and called the white dog again.

The white dog faltered, turned to look at the hunter, hesitated for about three seconds, and ran back towards the hunter in a jerk.

Immediately after raising the knife, the hunter chopped off the white dog's head, and the blood splashed all over the ground, startling everyone around.

"Dogs are like this. No matter how hard you beat them, you won't have a long memory." Ibaraki Doji resumed his male voice, and the voice rang in Ilumi's ear.

Ilumi looked at him sideways, thinking that Ibaraki Doji would show disdain or ridicule when he said such words, but Ilumi only saw peace on his face.Extraordinarily quiet, but his eyes are cold, like his will-o'-the-wisps.

Yilumi looked at the white dog with a different head and the pool of blood on the ground, and he thought of Sanmao again.Of course, Sanmao would not die so badly, because it is a phantom beast.If it hadn't been for beating the enemy Hakka to raise it from the cub period, he would not have become a watchdog at all, but would have dominated the Eudemons Forest.

"Only if you are strong enough can you not be stepped on by others." Ibaraki Doji's tone was a bit strange, and he couldn't tell what he felt.

Illumi nodded after listening to his words, and the two of them rarely thought of one place.

but……

"I want a dog." Illumi said, looking up at Ibaraki Doji.

Ibaraki Doji's eyes narrowed, "No, I want everything."

"Then let me comb your hair." Illumi rubbed a few handfuls of Ibaraki Doji's hair that day, and never touched his hair again.

Ibaraki-douji pulled down the curtain neatly, "Wow!"

With a beep, he almost slapped Illumi on the face. Accompanied by his movement, there was another sentence, "Get you a dog."

……

The ox cart staggered and finally arrived at Mrs. Akai's natal home.Mrs. Chijing's surname was Yi Qilian before she got married, and she had an elder brother who was honored as Yin Danayan.Yin is the abbreviation of "Tanzheng Yin", the chief officer of Tanzhengtai, and is generally held concurrently by the Nayan official, so it is called "Yin Da Nayan", which is equivalent to the royal doctor of the Tang Dynasty.

Before Mrs. Akai got married, the brother and sister had a good relationship.Ibaraki Doji forged a letter on the road, telling him that he would reach Fujiwara Kyo in a few days.Yin Danayan sent his servants to wait at the gate of the city, and when he saw the carriage frame today, he ran back to report.

Yin Dana said that he took half a day off, and came back specially to meet his sister and make a face for her.

"Brother!" Ibaraki Doji got out of the car and saw Mrs. Akai's brother and sister-in-law. His eyes, which were still red after being rubbed several times in the car, instantly filled with tears.

Why do you look good when you cry?Or the tears are spinning in the eye sockets and can't fall out.Either a line of teardrops will slide down your cheeks, and you must not turn the corner.Ibaraki Doji cried very movingly, the tears rolling in the eye sockets, but the Yingying puddles did not fall out.

He wanted to hug his brother and sister-in-law but hesitated to speak, showing his timidity of returning home to the fullest.Illumi wants to give him a score of [-], and if he loses one point, he is afraid that he will be disappointed.

"Why don't you follow Lord Ibaraki?" the driver asked a little strangely.

He saw that Illumi was still sitting in the car, but his legs were dangling back and forth on the outside of the car, and he didn't match Ibaraki Doji's performance at all.

Illumi remembered a funny saying from his second brother.This is to describe the crazy woman who ran to Kukulu Mountain to force her to marry her.

"Actors don't need other people to take part in the show, they are having fun." Illumi said in a very calm tone.

Even the memories are out of control.He remembered the expressions of the whole family looking at him when that crazy woman claimed to be pregnant and was desperately trying to marry him.

Illumi felt that his heart was still like water.

It's a pity that Ibaraki Doji is not the kind of actor who likes to steal the show.He turned around very professionally, and directly pulled Illumi out of the car, "This is my daughter, Yizi. After the death of Lord Kosuke, Yizi was just like this... she was just dumbfounded and didn't say much. .”

Mr. Kunisuke?Illumi thought for a while, oh, Mrs. Akai's husband is Kosuke from Tamba country.

Ibaraki Doji immediately hugged Illumi in his arms, and then continued to cry, the pear blossoms were raining, which made people heartbroken.

Mrs. Akai's sister-in-law persuaded her husband and Ibaraki Doji to enter the house to talk.It doesn't look good to cry in a ball at the gate of the mansion.

Ibaraki Doji wiped away his tears, dragged Illumi into the mansion with small graceful steps.

Mrs. Akai has been married for 15 years, and it is not surprising that her personality has changed.Ibaraki Doji was not afraid of revealing his secrets, so he made up some sad things about getting married. When Yin Danayan mentioned interesting things about his childhood.He pulled Yilumi out as a shield, and sighed, "It would be great if Yizi had an older brother."

Ibaraki Doji has been busy gaining Yin Danayan's trust so that he can continue his plan, and he doesn't mention the promise of Illumi's dog.

"I want a dog." Illumi said suddenly in the lively environment of reminiscing about the old days, and the lively atmosphere lasted for half a moment before it suddenly became quiet.

Yin Danayan was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and asked Illumi why he suddenly wanted a dog.

Illumi turned to look at Ibaraki Doji without speaking.This performance gave the playwright Ibaraki another chance to play. He embraced Illumi and stroked his hair.With a look of fear and trepidation, he explained to Yin Danayan in a soft voice.

"Poor child..." Yin Danayan's wife looked at Yilumi with pity, as if she felt that the child was frightened.There were still some tears in the corners of her eyes, as if she was moved by the dog's "loyalty".

Moved?

Illumi dared not move.

Because Ibaraki Doji threatened him in a low voice just now, and if he made trouble again, he would snap off his head and eat him directly.

Considering the difference in height and body shape between the two, Illumi felt that it was impossible for Ibaraki Doji to eat him.So Illumi decided to fight for another chance to raise a dog, "I want a dog."

Of course, Yin Danayan would not refuse such a small request from his niece, so he asked, "What kind of dog does Yizi like?"

Ibaraki Doji spoke before Illumi, "She likes hairless dogs, too much hair and Iko will sneeze."

Illumi looked up at Ibaraki Doji who had an expression of "I love my daughter", and silently let out a "hehe".

You are amazing, Ibaraki-douji.

One day, while you are asleep, I will shave your hair and tie it into a felt doll, to see if you still like hairless dogs.