[Comprehensive] Illumi teaches you how to skin

21. BBQ

Yilumi suddenly wanted to eat barbecue one day. Although it can be done in his own yard, eating outside is more atmospheric.

So the current scene was created. Seven big men crowded in the corner of the barbecue restaurant, and the short table couldn't even stretch their legs.

Ilumi looked at the young lady at the next table, "Sure enough, we don't even have a girlfriend."

Abe Seimei disagreed, "Nura Yuba and Sakura Hime went on vacation."

Hoshikuma Doji expressed dissatisfaction, "So I was straight." Then he heard Saburo sneer.

Shuten-douji silently gave Abe Seimei a bunch of kidneys, not knowing what his intention was.

Looking at the dark roasted kidneys on the plate, Abe Seimei smiled and turned to look at Illumi, "Xiaoyi is coming to live with me for a while?"

Shuten-douji's face changed drastically, Yasha started to laugh but was hit by a blow: "A guy who has been single for more than 1000 years is not qualified to laugh."

Illumi just wanted to agree to Abe Seimei's suggestion, but Ibaraki Doji took off his baseball cap, and a beautiful young lady with bright red hair made a grand appearance.

"Aren't I your girlfriend?" Doji Ibaraki held Illumi's arm, and said softly with a thousand twists and turns.

With a blank expression, Illumi stuffed the grilled kidney from Abe Seimei's plate directly into Ibaraki Doji's mouth.

"The brain is not normal, eat a piece of kidney to make up for it."

So the brain is full of kidneys, right?It seems to know something important.

22. Play Mahjong

During the vernal equinox, all monsters gather to play mahjong.

The contestants are Illumi, Abe Seimei, Saburo, and Nura Nura.

"Where's Ying Ji?" Saburo asked.

Nuliang Huapiao had a vicissitudes on his face: "Ten thousand, I took the child, Lu Sheng's daughter, the longer she grows, the more she looks like a snow girl." Nuliang Huapiao said as he took out his mobile phone, opened the photo album, and all the demons circulated it.The half-demon child with white hair and red eyes is almost like Bingli.

Saburo asked again: "Where is Jiu Tun boy? A chicken."

Abe Seimei took the chicken, "touch." He took the remote control of the TV and clicked on it. A TV show performed by Shuten-douji in human form appeared on the TV. The channel was changed, and it was a variety show he played.

"Hey, it's all on TV, aesthetic fatigue. Erbing, by the way, Xingxiong boy went to the North Pole to save the polar bear again?"

"No, I went to the South Pole." Illumi answered, Abe Seimei was a little surprised, "How do you know? Xiao Yi."

Illumi turned the phone over, and there was a news on it, "Shocked! Professor Tong, a famous conservation biologist, did such a thing in Antarctica!"

When I clicked it, I found that it was Hoshikuma Doji stroking the belly of a penguin basking in the sun.

"Three of a Kind." Illumi silently played his cards.

"Nonsense." The other three all pushed down the cards, and Illumi remained expressionless.

"Xiaoyi's level of playing mahjong is about the same as his level of divination." Yasha, who was lying on the sofa and pretending to be sunbathing, sarcastically said.

Then Yasha was glued to a mahjong body and hung on a clothes rack with big characters written on it.

"There used to be a dog with a cheap mouth, so it got cold."

23. Cold War

The No. 20 daily routine where Ibaraki Doji did not appear was because Illumi was in a cold war with him.

The reason is that he bought another roomful of skirts.

24. Secondary [-]

In fact, Ibaraki Doji hadn't been in secondary school like this before, but since he lost his memory and then met Li Bai.

unstoppable.

Illumi wanted to drag Li Bai out and flog his corpse, or cut his reincarnation a sap.

25. Camping

The moon is thin, a good time for camping.

If only... the location wasn't in the Amazon rainforest.

It was too hot, Illumi took off the poison dart frog squatting on his head, and watched Ibaraki Doji "clap hands" with the savage on the opposite side.

26. Valentine's Day

Ever since Ibaraki-dou's mind went crazy, every Valentine's Day has been thrilling.

Take last year as an example, Ibaraki Doji gave Ilumi a crocodile as a pet, and then Ilumi lost his little bunny.

Ibaraki Doji also lost half a month of life in bed.

27.Christmas

"So why do we celebrate Christmas?" Shuten-douji couldn't help complaining, "First, the gods are different, and second, why do we celebrate the birth of gods as monsters?"

Under the double gaze of Illumi and Abe Seimei, Shutendouji ate a mouthful of sawdust from his wine gourd.

So much so that Shutendouji's wine became pine-flavored (?).

28. African travel

Illumi and Ibaraki-douji go to Africa.

When he came back and was asked if he had enjoyed the game, Illumi remained silent for a while with his face darkened three times.

"Bison meat is delicious." Almost wiped out by Ibaraki Doji.

29. About Tanning

Illumi was tanned three degrees, and Ibaraki Doji was so dark that he couldn't see anyone.When one night I woke up in a daze and saw a mouthful of white teeth...

I couldn't help kicking Ibaraki Doji off the bed.

For the next six months, Illumi did not leave the house.

30. Beach

Sakurahime provided 100+ sunscreen, and Illumi applied three tubes of Ibaraki Doji's whole body, in order to prevent him from being sunburned as an African native again.

An hour later, however, they still hadn't gone to the beach.

Because Ibaraki Doji, who is a youkai, is allergic to it!

31. Domineering President

In fact, Illumi didn't work for a few days, because it didn't involve "best friend" and Xiao Yi.Ibaraki Doji is a standard excellent CEO.

And when the employees in this company are monsters, strikes and sabotage do not exist.

Unless you want to be eaten.

32. Make money

Illumi opened a brokerage company under the name of Shuten Doji.

Although he is very popular now, he was definitely coerced and lured by Abe Seimei at the beginning.

Dreaming back at midnight, Shuten-douji silently lit a cigarette.

33. Kingship: His Majesty the King

Sitting in the office one day, there are always subordinates who use various methods to make him decide.

It's as big as whether to attack a hostile company, or as small as "Are there people around you who have a crush on you?"

However, the answer can only be nodding and shaking the head, and it is completely impossible to answer neutrally.

However, every time Illumi encounters a "rebellion", there will be no "death" problem at all.

In addition to his own force, there is also the support of Ibaraki Doji.

34. Send a head

Ibaraki Doji is really not good at playing games, and has been sprayed countless times to give away his head.However, Ibaraki Doji felt that he was very innocent because he was not ranked.

Then Illumi silently rushed out of the window and gave the troll a head.

The next day, that troll dominated the headlines.

35. Draw cards

Since ancient times, Illumi's luck has always been E, whether it is divination, playing mahjong, or drawing cards.He will always be the worst one.

Later, Illumi finally got up and took the ssr.

Because he couldn't resist buying that company.