[Comprehensive] Illumi teaches you how to skin

Xingxiong boy told two friends a love story that is "singing and weeping".

At the Maple Leaf Festival that year, he met a human girl—Zao Lanji.

She was dressed in a red dress, with a charming appearance and a soft voice, as if the red leaves had turned into ghosts.The moment Xingxiong Boy saw her in the crowd, he felt that the world was overshadowed, and fell in love with her at first sight.

Ibaraki-douji couldn't help complaining, "Love at first sight is bad." As soon as the words fell, the four eyes from the two monsters turned into knives, almost wanting to stab the shameless Ibaraki-douji to death.

Xingxiong Boy was embarrassed to approach her directly, so he followed her secretly, but unfortunately he didn't get any chance to contact her for a month.

Xingxiong boy covered his face as he spoke, and let out a deep sigh.Ibaraki-douji and Shuten-douji met each other's eyes, wondering why he made such a move.

Xingxiong Boy went to visit his former friend, Yaohu, and wanted to learn some ways to contact girls from him, a prodigal son.

Yaohu smiled when he heard that it was a girl, "Xiaosheng thought that girls are the most innocent, and it is very easy for a hero to save the beauty to impress them. The most important thing is a momentary heartbeat." thorough.

Xingxiong boy listened to him talk about the "pursuit strategy" for half the night, his mind seemed to be formatted, and he went down the mountain the next day in a daze.

Another month passed, the first snow fell after winter, and the weather became extremely cold.The snow melted on the ground and turned into a slippery layer of thin ice, and people and cars had to be extra careful when walking on the road.

In the second month and ten days of Xingxiong boy's squatting, he finally got his chance in this snowy day.Hao Lanji came back from her close friend's house in a bullock cart, and the bullock cart was crooked all the way, but it was safe.

However, when he came to a bridge, the old cow slipped suddenly, and the whole cow knelt on the ground, and immediately threw the cart up. The coachman didn't react for a while, and was thrown directly into the river next to him, creating a big ice hole. .

The coachman was fine, he crawled out of the ice hole and lay down on the shore after a while, but Hao Lanji and the maid who were sitting in the cart were not so good.

The cow tried to stand up like crazy, but the slippery ice under the hooves made him stand up and kneel down, stand up and kneel down, and the cow's knees were bloody and bloody over and over again.

Because of the pain, the cow began to shake its body wildly.It swung the entire carriage and began to shake vigorously, the maid's head hit the door frame directly, and she was bleeding profusely and passed out immediately.

Xingxiong saw this scene from a distance and rushed up. The cow seemed to sense the breath of the big monster, and immediately kicked his legs "teng" to stand up and run wildly.

Xingxiong boy discovered for the first time that a cow can run so fast, so he hastily chased after him.Of course he didn't pay attention to the demon fox sitting on the tree holding a folding fan in his hand and covering his face with a smile. There were still branches next to his fingers that hadn't been thrown out.

The frenzied old cow ran all the way to the lake at the end of the forest. In a panic, Zhao Lanji saw the old cow's target, and hurriedly pushed the maidservant, "Kanako, wake up."

Xingxiong boy jumped a few times and stood directly on the old cow. Instantly, the demon power was released, and the crossbar at the connection was directly cut off.

Lao Niu ran straight into the lake, while Xingxiong boy hugged Hao Lanji who was thrown by inertia.

At this moment, the harmless face of Xingxiong Doji that attracts eight-year-old children to 80-year-old women should be highlighted.Zhao Lanji's heart beat extremely fast, seeing Xingxiong boy's handsome and harmless face, her cheeks blushed immediately, and something called heartbeat appeared.

If Illumi was here, he would have complained blankly, "This is actually just the effect of the suspension bridge."

The drawbridge effect means that when a person crosses a drawbridge with fear, his heart beats involuntarily.If at this time, he happens to meet a person of the opposite sex, then he will mistakenly think that the person of the opposite sex in front of him is the other half of his life, and thus develop feelings for him.

This is because emotions are affected by behavior. On the suspension bridge, due to dangerous situations, people will unconsciously speed up their heartbeat, and mistakenly interpret the rapid heartbeat caused by this situation as a physiological reaction caused by the other party making their heart beat. Therefore, a feeling of love is born for the other party.

This is why the hero and heroine of adventure movies are always very easy to see.

...In short, Hoshikuma boy got his wish and got in touch with Sao Lanji, and the relationship between the two is even more rapid.

But thinking of the resistance of human beings to monsters, Hoshikuma Doji still didn't tell Sao Arashihime his identity for a while.At that time, he hadn't met Shuten-douji and Ibaraki-douji, and the closest relationship was Yaohu.

So when Hao Lanji proposed to visit Xingxiong boy's family, he made up a lie that he had only one brother and his parents died.

Xingxiong boy thinks about it now, let Zhao Lanji meet Yaohu, this is probably the first wrong thing he did in his life.

After that meeting, although Yaohu didn't show much, what was going on in his mind obviously didn't know Xingxiong Boy.

Until... Hao Lanji told Xingxiong boy that her mother wanted her to marry the minister of the interior.

……

Yilumi flashed all the way, and stopped by the imperial dining room to order a basket of snacks from last night.So he swaggered out of the palace like no one else.

About 100 meters away from the palace, Illumi turned his head to look at the fortified imperial city.He put down the food basket in his hand, made a fist with his left hand above his right hand, and raised it to his eyebrows. After this salute, Illumi took the food box and left without looking back.

After leaving the palace, the contract feeling with Hitachi on the back of the mountain suddenly appeared.Illumi landed in a courtyard according to the contract, and landed gently without even making any sound.However, as soon as he landed, he smelled a lingering smell of blood.

"Who is it!" A sudden gust of wind came from behind, Illumi bent over and took half a step back, raised his hand and hit the man's shoulder directly with a wind bomb, and the unknown weapon in his hand suddenly exploded. fell to the ground.

"Who are you?" Illumi's whirlwind rolled up the weird weapon on the ground and hung it in mid-air, aiming at the half-kneeling man on the ground.

The man in the purple robe couldn't help but laugh, "Shouldn't I ask you this?"

Illumi stared at him for a while, the whirlwind withdrew, and the weird weapon fell to the ground with a "clang".He saw Yasha squatting at the door, he was licking his paws watching the show, feeling very comfortable.

"Where are people?" Illumi asked.

Yasha lowered his paws, looked Ilumi up and down, and found that he seemed to be fine, so he gave Ilumi a look, "He's in the room."

Di Renjie stood up with his hands on his shoulders, and only then did he know that they knew each other when he heard the boy talking to the white dog on the ground in a way he didn't understand.

"Who is he?" Illumi asked without rushing into the room, looking straight at Yasha.

Yasha reacted for a moment, "Oh, he. I don't know what his name is. I met Shanbei Hitachi and I when we went out in the middle of the night. The two of them have a good relationship... It's kind of like seeing each other later." Yasha said. Grinning, revealing a mouthful of sharp white teeth.

"Did you bring anything delicious?" Yasha is not a dog but has a dog's nose, and his purple eyes fell on the food box in Illumi's hand.

Illumi nodded, "Very delicious dim sum."

Yasha looked expectant, but Illumi immediately said, "Not for you."

Yasha rolled his eyes, and said sourly: "Cut, I don't care too much. I haven't eaten any good things..."

Illumi went straight into the house while listening to Yasha's thoughts.

In midsummer, although the room is a bit shady, it is not necessary to wear a thick robe. As soon as Illumi entered the room, he saw a person wrapped in a ball sitting beside the charcoal basin. There were three layers inside and three layers outside. The whole person looked like a Big rice dumplings wrapped in cloth.

Illumi couldn't help but feel a little strange, "What's wrong with you?"

Hearing Yilumi's voice, "Big Zongzi" couldn't help but shiver, "Xiao Yi is back!" There was still some joy in the voice.

However, Illumi heard the voice a little strange. Compared with the usual voice of Hitachi on the back of the mountain, his confidence was weaker and his voice was hoarse.Most importantly, this is the first time that Mountain Back Hitachi has not looked back at itself.

"I brought delicious snacks." Here you go.

After saying this, Yilumi took the box and walked towards Hitachi on the back of the mountain. Who knew that the "big rice dumpling" was wrapped more tightly.

"Ah! What kind of snacks? Just leave it at that, Xiaoyi might as well go play with Yasha for a while..." Shanbei Rilu was very strange today, his behavior and speaking patterns were very abnormal.

Illumi stood three steps away from him, "The contract is intermittent." When he found it all the way back, he found out, "You are injured." In a declarative tone.

"A little injury, it's okay, it will be fine in two days." Shanbei Hitachi shrank himself even harder.

Illumi stretched out his hand, intending to grab the pile of quilts surrounding him, but his fingers trembled in mid-air, and they still hung down.

Illumi pushed the food box towards Hitachi on the back of the mountain, turned around and left the room.Yasha was basking in the sun under the corridor, he couldn't help but raise his head when he heard Illumi's voice coming out.But who knew that the next second his tail was picked up by Illumi, and with a backhand flick, he threw it directly at the opposite courtyard wall.

Di Renjie was taken aback, and almost knocked over the medicine bowl in his hand.

Yasha was overwhelmed by Illumi's sudden attack, and when he hit the wall, he immediately changed back into a human form, kicked his feet directly on the wall, turned over with his strength, and landed safely on the ground.

"Illumi, why are you crazy!" Yasha didn't know what he did wrong.

Illumi stood under the porch, staring at Yaksha in the yard, "I don't know what you did wrong. But if he didn't stop me, it means you really did something wrong."

"Huh?" Yasha was shocked, not knowing what tongue twister Illumi said.

Illumi looked at him, and after a while, his upper and lower lips trembled, his face was still expressionless, but two tears slid down his cheeks along the glass-colored cat's eyes.

"But, I should be wrong."

"I'm so arrogant, I'm sorry."