[Comprehensive] Illumi teaches you how to skin

20 daily notes

1. Waking up in the middle of the night

Illumi sat up suddenly from falling asleep, and Ibaraki Doji also woke up instantly, and sat up without thinking.

"What's the matter? What's the matter?" There was no strange evil spirit around, not an enemy attack.Ibaraki-douji looked around and breathed a sigh of relief.

Illumi looked back at him without saying a word.

"What's the matter?" Ibaraki Doji was terrified by Illumi's look.

"You're with Shuten-douji." It's not an interrogative sentence.

"Huh?" With a close friend?When did this happen?

"So, you can move out now." Break up, we're done.Illumi stared at him and said so.

Ibaraki Doji was both shocked and baffled, what happened?Why did the sky change after just sleeping?

"Xiaoyi? When did I get together with my best friend? Who told you this?" Guaranteed I won't kill him.

"It was a dream just now, you kept chasing after Shuten-douji, and kept calling him." Illumi thought it was a precognitive dream.

Ibaraki Doji was stunned for 30 seconds, then returned to normal.

"Dreams are always reversed, fake." Followed by my best friend and kept chasing... um...

Is this him giving Hongye my newly customized lipstick?

"It makes sense." Illumi stared at him for a while, then nodded.

With a "bang", he fell back on the bed, opened his eyes and looked at the chandelier for a while, and fell asleep obediently.

But Ibaraki Doji sat on the bed with his chin propped up, suffering from insomnia.

"Heartless little thing." Ibaraki Doji said to himself after being silent for a while.

2. Go shopping

During the first hour of waiting for Ibaraki's makeup, Illumi played five games.

During the second hour of waiting for Ibaraki to change, Illumi watched the spiders weaving their webs outside the window three times.

After waiting for Ibaraki to choose shoes for three hours, Illumi finished the fourth sandwich.

In the nth hour when Ibaraki Doji got everything ready, Illumi had already fallen asleep on the sofa.

3. Watch horror movies

"This ghost is real or fake." Looking at the special effect, it really irritates the eyes.

Ibaraki-douji grabbed a handful of popcorn...and stuffed it into Illumi's mouth.The ghost claw is too big to go deep into the popcorn cone, and Ibaraki Doji is now in human form.

"Hmm." It's very fake.

The wounds on the ghost's face defy basic anatomy, and the victim's plasma is clearly cherry syrup.The angle of the blood injection is wrong, how can the artery be splashed less than one meter after cutting the artery...

Ibaraki Doji then switched the channel, and the animal world was pretty good.

4. Get up gas

Ibaraki Doji must kiss Illumi every time he wakes up.Until it was exposed by Yamabe Hitachi, Ibaraki Doji slept on the floor for three days.

5. Clean up

Illumi sat on the swing in his garden and ate his snacks for the day. In the background, Ibaraki Doji was cleaning the house with demons dancing wildly.

"The sunset is so nice." Illumi said to himself.

Ibaraki Doji came out with a plate of watermelon, and he seemed to put down the watermelon and continue working, "What's so good?"

Illumi looked at him sideways, "You are so kind."

6. Cook

As a result of Illumi's last visit to the kitchen, he could only call the Peach Blossom Demon.

For resurrection.

The kitchen then became Illumi's forbidden area.

7. Flip photo album

The two monsters without a photo album looked through a broken photo album they picked up on the street.

"The child is so ugly." Newborn wrinkled, little old man.

"Yeah." Archie was so ugly back then, even though he grew up he didn't look good.This kid looks a bit like Archie...

8. Make complaints about the other person's living habits

"..." Illumi who was too lazy to speak.

"..." Ibaraki Doji who has nothing to say, Xiao Yi is good at everything.

9. Call

"Hey Xiaoyi..."

"Don't call my work number, the price of every minute and every second is very expensive."

"I'll pay you..."

"You are all mine, how do you pay?"

Ibaraki Doji's ears turned red suddenly, and the big man suddenly shy.

10. Good Morning Kiss

Good Morning Kiss was canceled after Hitachi saw through Ibaraki Doji's "conspiracy" at the back of the mountain.But it didn't take long for Ibaraki Doji to wake up Illumi every day...

11. Pick clothes for each other

Illumi's clothes were all chosen by Ibaraki Doji.The ugliest piece of clothing in Ibaraki Doji's closet is full of leather clothes that Liu Ding seems to be going to sing rock and roll, and Ilumi picked it out.

12. Pets

Illumi wished he could take over the entire pet store.He can't walk when he sees fur. He already has twelve dogs (not counting Yasha), six cats, two lions and a panther.

Ibaraki Doji directly carried away Illumi who wanted to raise a mammoth.

13. Sick

Irumi saw through Ibaraki Doji's pretending to be sick, and his eyes met, but Ilumi just said a word.

"It's fine."

14. Innocuous fights

Ibaraki Doji accidentally tramples to death Illumi's new hamster and feeds it to the lion.

Illumi fiercely...

I stepped on Ibaraki.

Ibaraki kicked.

Ibaraki kicked.

Wooden feet.

one foot.

foot.

.

15. Nap

Illumi never takes a nap, he thinks it's a waste of time.However, when Ibaraki Doji told him that life was very, very long.

Illumi compromised.

He decided not to look at the animal world at noon every day, but to follow the rule of law instead.

16. Water Hibiscus

The drops of water falling off his shoulders couldn't compare to the speed at which Ibaraki-douji drove everyone out of the room.

"Get dressed and come out next time." Don't just run out with a bath towel on, Ibaraki Doji murmured.

"Except for you and me, the rest are straight." Illumi referred to everyone present at that time.

17. Cut your hair

Illumi has heard the saying that "uncle will die if he cuts his hair in the first month".

He suddenly felt that it was a pity not to have an uncle. It would be great if someone could develop such an ability to read.

18. Quarrel

Illumi likes the cold war, sitting on the sofa and not talking.

After Ibaraki Doji unplugged the TV, Illumi finally asked for peace.

He also wanted to see if the female spider ate the male spider.

19. Wedding dress

In order to satisfy the wish of Ibaraki, women's wearer and boy to wear a wedding dress.A western style was chosen for the wedding, and Illumi was the groom.

Although, the picture of the bride kissing the groom is lingering in my mind, but this wedding should be perfect, right?

20. About addressing

Ibaraki Doji: "Xiaoyi?"

"Wife." Illumi looked at Ibaraki Doji and called out solemnly.

□□Ibaraki Doji, who has full attribute points, readily accepts this title.

Probably... nothing wrong... right?