On the way to learn the scriptures, I had a basic relationship with my love rival.

Qiyue's stomach hurts more and more.

He closed his eyes, lay on the cloud, and wanted to roll in pain.It's a pity that I didn't even have the strength to roll, so I could only lie flat like a corpse.

Chong Jiu kept fanning him to wipe his sweat.

Is it really possible to get pregnant after just one kiss?Chongjiu thought, how is this possible, how can I be so stupid.

But Chong Jiu still couldn't help laughing, very silly.

If it is true, then, Chong Jiu couldn't help thinking, his heart was beating wildly, he felt a little dizzy with happiness, and wanted to fall off the cloud.

"Let." Qi Yue said without opening his eyes.

Chongjiu understood what he meant in seconds.

Clothes stretched my stomach.

So he carefully helped Qiyue untie his belt, opened his outer robe, and pulled up his upper body clothes.

"What else is uncomfortable?" Chong Jiu asked with a smirk.

"Guanyin." Qi Yue said again.

If you have difficulties, find Guanyin and deliver the baby, of course it is no exception.

Chongjiu was about to hold Qiyue in his arms, and when he went to Putuo Mountain to find Guanyin to deliver the baby, he heard a person shouting from a distance: "Xiaobai."

Qi Yue didn't have the strength to shout out loud.

"Brother Sun." Chong Jiu hurriedly called out, heaving a sigh of relief, a savior finally came.

Qi Yue sighed: "Oh, a disaster has come."

Chong Jiu: "..." It seems to be the same, this monkey is usually careless, and it seems that it is always a disservice to help.

Monkey King flew over in a hurry holding a green glass jar.

Seeing Qiyue's big belly, he asked straight to the point: "Xiaobai, did you drink the water from the Zimu River?"

Qi Yue was in pain while thinking, river water?On the way here, I did meet a strange river and drank the river water.

What the hell, can you get pregnant by drinking water?Could it be the country of daughters?

Don't blame Qiyue for remembering it. Firstly, he has seen Journey to the West but is not very familiar with it. Secondly, this Journey to the West is really different from what he remembered. He met many monsters that he didn't have before, so Qiyue generally doesn't follow the original book now. point of view to think about.Three times, he was in so much pain now that he didn't even have the strength to think.

Qi Yue opened his eyes and asked Sun Wukong, "Is this the country of daughters?"

"That's right, Xiliang Daughter Country." Sun Wukong said, "That river is called the Zimu River. If you drink the water from that river, you will become pregnant."

It turned out that it wasn't someone else's child, Chong Jiu was a little happy, but suddenly sad, alas, it wasn't his own either.

He stood aside in despair, looking up at the black starry sky, feeling a black sadness in his heart.

This dragon actually gave birth to a child with a river, Chong Jiu thought, throwing stones tomorrow to block the river.

How Jingwei reclaimed the sea back then, now I, Chongjiu, reclaim the river.

Zimuhe: Benhe is so wronged QAQ

Sun Wukong said: "I suddenly remembered that you are going to Xiliang today. I think, with your temperament, you will definitely drink the water from the Zimu River."

It's really accurate, it's great, but what is "with your temper"?Qi Yue looked at Monkey King angrily.

Sun Wukong shook the glazed pot in his hand: "So, I got some water from the birth spring and looked for you everywhere."

Qi Yue looked at the jar: "Thank you, brother, did you drink the abortion?"

"Yes." Sun Wukong has already opened the jar and handed it to him, "and it doesn't hurt at all. There is no pain in the dream for 3 minutes, and it's so easy to get rid of troubles."

Qi Yue stayed for a while, and asked, "Brother, where did you learn these words?"

"Oh." Sun Wukong scratched his head, "The person who manages the spring water of Luotai Spring is a Taoist priest, what is his name Ruyi Zhenxian, he wrote it by the spring!"

It turned out to be the originator of painless abortion, disrespect, disrespect.

"Thank you, brother, but I'd better give birth to this child." Qi Yue said to Sun Wukong.He touched his stomach, and there was a little guy connected with his blood.

Sun Wukong was very puzzled, apparently he didn't expect Qiyue to answer like this.

Drinking the wrong water, pregnant with the wrong baby, shouldn't this mistake go away?

Sun Wukong, who jumped out of the stone and had no relatives, looked at Qiyue in puzzlement, obviously unable to understand this choice.

Although Qi Yue was in pain, when he patted his stomach, he still couldn't help feeling inexplicably happy.

It never occurred to him to have children.

After all, it's too far away for him, a person who has never even talked to a partner, to think about children.

But now, since she has a child, she will give birth, and Qi Yue is unwilling to destroy the life in her belly no matter what.

"Xiaobai." Sun Wukong asked, "Are you sure you want to have a baby?"

Although Qi Yue was in pain, he still couldn't help laughing and said, "Yes."

"Okay then." Sun Wukong curled his lips and glanced at Chong Jiu, his eyes were full of sympathy.

Chongjiu:? ? ?

Sun Wukong put the glazed jar on top of Chongjiu's head: "Congratulations, you are now a father. Come on, this is for you to hold."

Chongjiu with a green jar: I'm so happy to be green by a river.

Monkey King came over and knocked on Qiyue's stomach, like knocking a watermelon, and lowered his head to listen to the sound.

After knocking for a while, Monkey King said: "It will be born in a while."

Qi Yue also estimated the time and said, "Well, there is no rush."

"There are three sacred waters in Xiliang. The Zimu River can be used to conceive, the Zhaotai Spring can be used to identify fetuses, and the Luotai Spring can be used to abort an abortion." Sun Wukong said, "You should also go to the Zhaotai Spring to see the relevant conditions of the fetus. "

This is equivalent to a prenatal checkup, which is still very necessary.

Qi Yue nodded: "Okay."

Sun Wukong conjured up a stretcher and directed Chongjiu: "Hurry up and carry him up."

Chong Jiu felt that the glass jar on his head was greener.

……

On Putuo Mountain, Sanskrit music sounded.

The dragon kings were all stunned.

They looked at Guanyin dancing on the lotus platform, rubbed their eyes desperately, and couldn't speak.

God, God, God.

Isn't it just pregnant, you don't even know who is pregnant, why are you so excited!You even danced, you are Guanyin!

The point is, if you want to dance, you can dance a little bit of Buddhist dance, the kind of long-sleeve fluttering dignified and generous, you are twisting around now, if you don’t know, you will think you are a great dancer!

Guanyin was dancing and laughing, she was so happy, she had never been so happy.

Just to be on the safe side, she pinched her fingers to make some calculations, and it proved that the little white dragon was indeed pregnant!

Originally, it was quite difficult to calculate this kind of thing, and Guanyin is generally not accurate.But Avalokitesvara calculates whether Xiaobai is pregnant every day when she is free.

Boys and boys, what a great event that benefits the world, what a great merit, and finally you will become a Buddha!How long has this been a long-cherished wish!

From now on, all men who are as good as Longyang will come to worship me Guanyin, there are so many believers...

Moreover, boys and girls, this is still related to the harmony of yin and yang, and the most basic rules of the law of heaven. Maybe, if you understand the law of heaven, you can touch the threshold of a saint...

Guanyin thought farther and farther away, smiled brighter, and twisted her body involuntarily.

She looked at the Dragon Kings and smiled from ear to ear: "Xiaobai is pregnant, are you unhappy?"

Dragon Kings: "What?"

"Oldest Ao! Xiaobai is pregnant." Guanyin said to the Dragon King of the West Sea, "You are going to be a grandfather!"

The Dragon Kings thought this Bodhisattva was crazy, so they smirked, let alone danced, and couldn't even use their brains well.

Xiaobai, who is that? It's a male dragon, and male dragons cannot conceive. Not to mention bodhisattvas, even mortal children can understand this common sense.

The dragon kings snorted and prepared to get up and leave, ignoring the crazy Guanyin.

The Dragon King of the West Sea stood up, looked at Guanyin, and was stunned for a while.

"Third brother, let's go." The Dragon King of the South China Sea pulled him.

"How do I feel? I also want to dance on her lotus platform." Said the Dragon King of the West Sea wondering.

The dragon kings stayed for a moment.

After a while, the Dragon King of Beihai whispered, "Actually, I suddenly feel like jumping too."

"It's a coincidence, so am I."

"Me too."

……

Sun Wukongbian and Chongjiu, one in front and the other in the back, carried Qiyue to the prenatal checkup.

Zhaotai Spring was not far from the city gate of Xiliang, and they carried Qi Yue to the spring in a short while.

Chong Jiu supported Qi Yue and walked over tremblingly.

"Can't you help me a little faster?" Qi Yue said.

"Be careful." Chong Jiu said hastily, "Go slowly, the ground is slippery, don't fall."

Monkey King looked at the two who were as fast as snails.

Qiyue finally came to the spring.

In a short distance of more than ten meters, he was actually supported by Chong Jiu for 5 minutes.

He approached the spring, looked down, and saw that the spring water was boiling.

In the spring water, blue fish jumped up.

"Boiling spring water means the fetus is healthy. Blue fish means a boy," Sun Wukong explained.

"Well, I have a question." Qi Yue said.

"Say it." Sun Wukong said.

"Is this Zhaotai spring water safe to drink?" Qi Yue asked.

Chongjiu didn't want to talk.

Sun Wukong sighed, he really is a man who can drink the Zimu River, but his brain circuit is different.

Looking at the spring water, Qi Yue felt a sense of relief. He moved his feet and wanted to move forward.

Chong Jiu quickly put his arms around him: "Don't go forward, be careful not to fall."

As soon as the words fell, Qi Yue felt his stomach cramping, his feet slipped, and he fell into the spring.

Chong Jiu didn't catch it at once, and quickly stretched out his tail to wrap around Qi Yue.

Qiyue still didn't fall, but his stomach hurt even more.

Sun Wukong quickly came up to knock on the watermelon again. After knocking on the watermelon for a while, he said, "If you have a fetal gas, you may give birth tonight or tomorrow morning."

Qi Yue lay down by the spring feebly: "Then live here, I don't want to move."

Monkey King said helplessly, "But we don't know how to deliver babies."

Qi Yue didn't even have the strength to sigh.

"Where are you going? Putuo?" Chong Jiu asked.

"The old lady Guanyin can't deliver babies." Sun Wukong said, "Let's go to Xiliang Palace. Master and the others are there, and the Queen of Xiliang can find a midwife."

So, Sun Wukong and Chongjiu hurriedly took on Qiyue again.

They went to the Queen's Palace of Xiliang, met Bajie and Drifting, and asked them to report first.

The moon is clear and the wind is clear. Tang Seng and the queen are chatting in the courtyard behind the palace, chatting happily.

Drifting rushed in hastily, and shouted in his usual tone: "Master, it's not good!"

Tang Seng stared at him displeasedly: "What? Your master was captured by monsters again?"

Drifting: "..."

Tang Seng was taken aback, and asked: "Then your second senior brother was captured by the monster?"

Zhu Bajie ran over and shouted: "It's Xiaobai, Xiaobai is about to give birth!"

Tang Seng asked: "What happened?"

Zhu Bajie said: "Have a baby!"

"We haven't seen each other for a few days, and Xiao Jiu actually made Xiao Bai's belly bigger, amazing." Tang Seng murmured.

"No." Zhu Bajie was about to explain when Tang Seng stood up suddenly.

"Could it be that I'm always riding a mare!" Tang Seng exclaimed in horror.

"No!" Zhu Bajie hurriedly said, "He drank the water from the Zimu River."

Tang Seng was puzzled: "But if you drink the water from the Zimu River, isn't there still the birth spring?"

Zhu Bajie yelled: "He won't drink the Luotaiquan! He wants to give birth!"

"Oh, then I'm going to be the master." Tang Seng nodded, a little excited.

"Oh, Brother Yu." The Queen said bitterly, "Your disciples have all given birth to children, but you are still single."

Tang Seng: "..."