fortune teller rollover scene

Miss Chitu's affairs ended perfectly on the second day.

But I'm very surprised, Brother Guang said that the other party raised the price, so Ms. Chi Tu is going to change the contract.

But at Ms. Chitu's house, I was surprised that Shao Gengtian didn't pay much attention to his shamelessness. Chitu said that it was her boyfriend who decided to sign a contract with another company.

Just as I was thinking about it, the phone at the desk rang.

I quickly picked it up, "Hello? Hello, this is Quhua Video Company..."

The other party was silent for a while, and said, "Little Bean Sprout...I have a headache..."

"..."

"I need to go out for a walk, the air in the office is too stale! I can't even concentrate on my practice!"

Shao Gengtian's roar could be heard very clearly in their employees' offices even through the wall.

Brother Guang, that is, the bald head from before, touched his egg-like oily head, fanned a folding fan with words, and said with a smile: "Xiaodou, you are not afraid that the boss will deduct wages if you lock up the boss?"

As soon as I heard it, I felt a wave of mothers selling criticism in my heart.

salary?I broke his dad's 200 million vase, what salary do I have?I don’t even know how much to post upside down!

I dare not tell my dad!

I shook my hand at Brother Guang, gritted my teeth into the microphone and said, "Boss, do you want to breathe fresh air?"

"Nonsense! The fortune teller himself will see those Dazzling Hundred Blossoms! If you don't breathe them, you will die!"

I clenched the microphone expressionlessly and told myself again and again, be calm.

"Okay, then let me teach you a way?"

"What! Better let me out!"

"Open the window behind you! There's fucking fresh air! Finish the pile of work in front of you that is due tomorrow! Don't even think about running out for my uncle!"

The spark in my heart is about to burn the Hulunbuir Prairie!

With a "snap", I hung up the phone and looked up to see that everyone was looking at me delicately.

"What's wrong? Seniors?"

The colleague sitting next to me is Nie Wenqian's younger sister, Nie Xiaoxiao.

She rolled her eyes and said, "Oh, Xiaodou, your ability to adapt is very fast! You can yell at the boss in just two days!"

... are you scolding me?

At this time, Brother Guang said, "Xiaoxiao means that you are much better than her sister. In the past, whenever the boss wanted to go out, he would try all kinds of methods. You can make a lot of trouble."

"That's not right, hahahahaha. But Xiaodou just happened to be able to hold the boss back."

Everyone laughed, and the words that came out made my back sweat, and the pressure was really great.

Shao Gengtian is really capable of tossing around. He wants to drink tea for a while, take a walk for a while, touch Dudu who is squatting in front of the breakfast shop opposite, and play mahjong for a while.

The source of all this is also his reason - practicing Taoism and fortune-telling.

I want to go out because I want to tell my fortune, touch beep because I promised to help the shopkeeper with fortune-telling, and play mahjong because I want to exercise my luck.

how do i know

I asked his dad!

When I got off work yesterday, I temporarily stayed at the guard's office for a while and chatted with Uncle Shao for a while.

His father Ren Daozhong patted me on the shoulder and said: "Xiaoqian is not here, my son... I will leave it to you!"

...

Don't leave it to me!

Uncle, what do you want me to do with your finally relieved face!

So, after thinking about it all night, I plan to lock this guy in the office. If I can't finish my work, I can't go out unless I jump off the building!

At this moment, these seniors are still laughing and joking about the boss's previous madness, and I called again.

"Hey."

I said angrily, there was no sound on the other side except for the sound of the wind and a little noise.

"Boss Shao, have you finished your work? I will send it to other departments when it is finished."

"..."

"?"

"boss?"

I was a little panicked, and shouted a few more times. When everyone saw my expression, they fell silent.

I quickly picked up the key and rushed to the office next door, my hands were shaking when I unlocked it.

Ahhhhhhh my crow's mouth! !

Oh, it turns out that Shao Gengtian's brain is made of iron sheets.

As soon as I opened the door, all the colleagues behind me came over.

That idiot Shao Gengtian tied his phone to an electric fan.

"..."

I saw him put on his round sunglasses silently, and asked proudly: "Oh, I haven't finished my work yet, can I go!"

boss boss boss

boss boss boss

can't fight can't fight

Can't beat can't beat

can't beat can't beat

kill Shao Gengtian

Happy every day!

"Boss, what exactly do you want to do?"

The people behind were all driven back by Brother Guang with suppressed laughter, as if they felt that they had to save Shao Gengtian some face.

I entered the door, strode up to him and stared at him.

He raised his index finger, shook it at me, and said, "No, no, I will stay here and work honestly after the calculation of the five hexagrams every day."

How the hell do you still have such rules?

I said hehe.

"Boss, you should have seen these projects. You plan to calculate five hexagrams every day, but you need someone else to do the calculations for you. Waiting for someone to do the hexagrams, these tasks will be completed very late!"

For the first time, I was a little unhappy when I saw Shao Gengtian.

Although he still had a smile on his face, he suddenly touched the table with his fingers.

"I will do what I say, and I hope Assistant Dou can trust me."

To be honest, I find it incredible.

Before coming to work, my mother told me to be careful with everyone, not to offend people and lose my job.

After taking over this job, I still see that Shao Gengtian is the fortune-teller who made me cripple my leg for nearly a month in college.

In any case, what I am doing now is completely restricting the personal freedom of my boss.

At this moment, I felt that I should apologize to him.

I took a deep breath, bent slightly to Shao Gengtian, and said, "I'm very sorry, I will pay attention."

"Ah."

His succinct answer made me a little uneasy. I raised my eyes and saw that the person was still the same.

"Then I need you to promise me one thing."

At that time, I thought that he might propose something particularly unreliable, so I raised my head vigilantly and said seriously: "As long as you can finish the work on time, you can do whatever you want."

As soon as the words fell, this guy smiled triumphantly in front of my face: "Then I will trouble the assistant to accompany me in my daily homework."

...

You fucking go out to cheat people, and you still want to take me?

"why?"

"Because I am so handsome, I am afraid of being beaten by others."

...Have you forgotten your Wing Chun? !

Shao Gengtian seemed to have heard my thoughts, stroked his prickly beard, and said, "Then you know Muay Thai, don't you?"

...You remember these words very well!

In the end, I still made an agreement with him for three chapters, and I just took a look and said nothing.

I thought he was still telling fortunes in the underground parking lot, but that was just my opinion.

Sitting in the sultry air in summer, I feel that I am going to mature.

I only listened to Shao Gengtian talking in it, fiddled with his own dialect.

"The hexagram of Huodi, Jin, and Kun. Up and down. Uncle Liu, you are an upright person. As long as you persist in yourself, your life will rise step by step."

"Ah! Master, that's really great!"

"It's just that you should be very dissatisfied with your future son-in-law, right?"

I couldn't help but look back, the shopkeeper's eyes were slightly red, he nodded quickly, holding Shao Gengtian's hand as if he had a lot to say.

"Yeah, my wife left early, and my daughter has always had a bad relationship with me. Recently, she called me and said that she would come over to show me her fiance. From this point of view, I felt that there was something wrong with this person. But... .well."

Shao Gengtian patted the shopkeeper's shoulder and comforted him: "There are joys and surprises in this hexagram. Pay attention to your health. You must be busy lately. Go to the hospital when you have time. Don't get sick. If your daughter is concerned, this marriage will If something happens, don't worry, she won't get hurt."

The owner seemed to believe it, covered his face and began to cry, while Shao Gengtian stood up, walked to me step by step, and said, "What are you looking at, there are four hexagrams!"

I stood up and asked half-believingly, "It's pretty good!"

"Why are you so keen on fortune-telling?"

I just heard him say: "Hobby, besides, I'm not as bad as you said, and I'm not harmful."

I rolled my eyes and looked under the scorching sun, there were very few people walking on the street.

"Aren't you hot in this dress?"

"hot."

"But I am the master."

"..."

Is there something wrong with being good-looking?

Before I finished sighing, this guy looked around and walked into a milk tea shop.

"..."

"Little bean sprouts! Come on, I don't have any money!"

...you fucking recruit dogs.

I walked over to the equator in a bad mood.

"Where's your phone?"

"Mobile phone? No, no, no, the master never carries things that change the magnetic field."

I shouldn't have asked the damn question.

The little girl opposite was looking at us with a strange face.

It's really pitiful that the person next to him is so stupid at such a young age.She thought so.

I think so for her.

...

Then suddenly there was a little girl sitting in front of us coyly, and Shao Gengtian took a sip of iced black tea and let out a comfortable ah.

"What kind of?"

This girl's name is Xia He, a friend of the girl at the front desk just now.

I ignored the stinking feudal superstition propagandist next to me, and ate scoop after scoop of ice cream.

enjoy!

"I...I want to count myself...whether I can grow taller..."

Me: "Pfft..."

Shao Gengtian: "...Dou Heyun, you are laughing, wait for me to curse you at night."

I gestured to shut up and watched how he ended up.

Calculate the sky and the earth, but I have never seen someone who calculates the height, hahahahahahaha.

"That...can't be counted?" Xia He asked timidly.

Shao Gengtian took off his glasses slowly, put them on the table very lightly, and took a sip of tea.

"Yes, not only can, but the person next to me can also see your future marriage."

"!"

I? ?When did you have this ability?Have my fucking eyes been opened by you?I haven't thought about opening eyes for you yet, you want to open eyes for me? ? ?

Xia He was taken aback, looked at me expectantly, and said, "Is it really possible, Master!"

... I'm suffering from femininity, whoever will save me, kill Shao Gengtian first and save me!

"Hehehehe."

I closed my eyes and said, "Your marriage is far away, so I can't see the whole picture."

Resolutely abandon the topic of height, whoever loves counts!

"Indeed! He's washing the dishes in the back!"

...Is the relationship working with you? ?

At this moment, Shao Gengtian pretended to look at his rotten dishes, then looked at Xia He meaningfully, and said, "It's better for you to go and see him."

"what?"

"Go, ah yes, add a WeChat."

I gasped, looking at the cell phone that Shao Gengtian took out, which looked familiar.

Touching the pocket, Nima is empty!

After Xia He left, I snatched my phone, stared at Shao Gengtian for a while, and said, "You still steal things?"

"What nonsense? You dropped your phone, I picked it up for you and asked for a cute girl's WeChat account."

"..."

Who asked you to give me what I want?

Before I knew it he put the straw on my somewhat melted ice cream and sucked it.

Gone.

Ah.

"Want to do muay thai?"

"No, I want to smash your plate with the Tathagata Palm."

Shao Gengtian:...

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