Prince He is a magic stick [Interstellar]

Although he felt a little awkward, Han Lingjun obediently obeyed his master's instructions and tried every means to obtain his junior brother's urine.In fact, this is not too difficult, because Zhao Hanqing has been urinating a little bit frequently recently.I didn't sleep well, and I had to get up to go to the bathroom every half an hour.So when Zhao Hanqing was about to go to the bathroom again, Han Lingjun handed over a mineral water bottle with a smile on his face.

Zhao Hanqing: ...

His eyes as if looking at the pervert told Han Lingjun that he was disgusted.

However, Han Lingjun was already prepared, and he immediately said: "The toilet in our room is clogged, and I have already told the workers to come and unclog it. Second Junior Brother, be good, pee here first."

Zhao Hanqing looked at Han Lingjun suspiciously, but felt that there was no need for him to lie to himself. He would use such things to amuse himself when he was idle?Well, Zhao Hanqing guessed right, his elder brother is indeed idle.Not only did she die idle, but she also had some kind of ulterior purpose towards him.But Zhao Hanqing didn't notice all this. He glanced at Han Lingjun, then turned his back with the mineral water bottle and started to prepare to solve it.

However, Han Lingjun looked at him with a smile on his... faucet, Zhao Hanqing became anxious and said, "I can urinate by myself when you look at me like this?"

Han Lingjun cleared his throat and turned his back.After a while, he snatched the bottle from Zhao Hanqing's hand and said, "I'll go and dispose of it for you."

Zhao Hanqing looked inexplicably at Han Lingjun who was holding excrement in his hand as if he had picked up a time bomb and had to throw it out immediately and quickly ran out of the room, his brain short-circuited for a while.Finally, I came to a conclusion, the big brother must have taken the wrong medicine this morning, why is it so strange?

Han Lingjun, who successfully obtained the mission items, immediately rushed into Li Jin's room. Li Jin opened the door as soon as he heard the knock on the door, looked left and right, and let the big apprentice in.The two looked mysterious, making it look like an underground party joint.

Han Lingjun took the bottle in his hand and said, "Master, the task is completed, what should we do next?"

Li Jin smiled mysteriously and took out a long object.Han Lingjun knew it because his mother had sent him a photo of it when she was pregnant.The two bars above indicate that he is about to have a little brother or sister.However, Han Lingjun put the bottle away very puzzled, and said: "Master, what are you doing? You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you... Suspect that the second brother is pregnant? What are you doing with the pregnancy test stick? Don't be kidding." , Second Junior Brother is a boy, he won't be pregnant!"

Li Jin looked at his eldest apprentice with a look of contempt that you were too young, and asked, "Then do you think Master is a boy or a girl?"

Han Lingjun felt that what her master asked was nonsense, and replied: "Of course you are a boy...a man!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Jin flicked back the sleeves of his nightgown that covered his stomach, and said, "Who says boys can't get pregnant?"

Han Lingjun:! ! ! ? ? ?

Li Jinyan took a deep breath, and said with an inscrutable expression: "In this world, everything is possible."

Han Lingjun was not calm anymore, he stared at his master's stomach and said, "Master, you you you you this..."

Li Jin motioned for the eldest apprentice to calm down, and then said: "As a teacher, I will not hide it from you. The Zimu Spring and Baizi Pond in Zhusheng Empress Hall are the magic weapons of Zhusheng Empress. Eating lotus seeds will make the relationship between the two husband and wife more stable. , to stimulate their reproductive impulses. Zimuquan regulates the bodies of couples and makes their bodies more suitable for conception. It’s just that this Zimuquan has a bug, that is, it doesn’t recognize men and women. So I told you again and again, don’t eat lotus seeds, don’t Drink spring water. But... well, this is destiny, and there is no other way."

After listening to the master's words, Han Lingjun finally understood why the master's expression was so complicated when he learned that they ate lotus seeds and drank spring water.But he didn't say it at the beginning!You can't blame Master, who made the two of them pick lotus seeds and eat them in the first place?The taste of lotus seeds is really good, but I didn't expect that people who eat lotus seeds will have such deep feelings.Until now, he has not been able to get out of the influence of Lianzi. Instead, he likes the second junior brother more and more, and loves him to the bone.

Thinking of this, Han Lingjun trembled, raised his head and said, "Master, so the second junior brother... is really pregnant?"

Li Jin shook the pregnancy test stick in his hand, and said, "Is it possible to know if you take a test? Actually, I'm not sure, after all, it's only a few days away! How could it be so fast? But it's almost the same, Maybe your second junior brother is more sensitive. As soon as the baby gets on his body, he will feel it."

Han Lingjun couldn't wait to take the pregnancy test stick in Master's hand, and dipped it in the liquid in the bottle.Then quietly took the pregnancy test stick and waited silently.For Han Lingjun, these 2 minutes can be said to be the longest 2 minutes in the world.

Finally, the two red lines became clear from blurred at first.He looked at Li Jin with trembling hands, and said, "Master...Master?"

Li Jin stepped forward and patted Han Lingjun on the shoulder, and said, "Congratulations disciple, it's really gratifying, I have another little grandson in Zhengyuan Sect."

Han Lingjun was a little emotional, he was still worried about how to come out to his father successfully so that he could marry his second junior brother.I am also glad that my mother is pregnant and is about to welcome a little brother or little sister.Now he is not worried about anything. Who would have thought that boys could carry on the family line?When the time comes, he can confidently hold the second junior brother's hand and take him directly to the marriage registration office to register.

So without saying a word, he immediately left the master's room.He hurried back to his room and hugged Zhao Hanqing who was still sleeping.

Zhao Hanqing, who was restless in sleep, pushed him away impatiently, and said, "Don't make trouble, just sleep!"

Han Lingjun was not angry either, he was as happy as a silly son of a landlord.She continued to lean forward with a shameless face, rubbing the dog's head into his arms.Zhao Hanqing couldn't bear it any longer, and said, "Brother! It's so dark outside, why don't you let people sleep!"

Han Lingjun's hair was full of black lines, he stepped forward and pinched his second junior brother's cheek, and said: "Junior brother, we have been on the spaceship for several days, this is in space, of course it is dark outside."

Zhao Hanqing's brain was a little short-circuited again, his face was confused for a moment, and he said after thinking about it: "...Oh, I forgot. No, big brother, why am I so sleepy? I thought before It’s night, so I didn’t feel any psychological burden when I slept all the time. Have we been in the spaceship for several days? So I slept for several days? What’s going on, ah, I’m a little dizzy.”

Han Lingjun immediately supported Zhao Hanqing to lie down again, and said: "It's okay to sleep again after fainting. You just don't feel well and are too tired. It doesn't matter if you sleep a little longer. Also, are you hungry? I'll go get you some sleep." Cook a bowl of dragon beard noodles?"

Zhao Hanqing touched his stomach and said, "I'm hungry, I think I can eat a big bowl of noodles now."

Han Lingjun said: "Okay, I'll cook for you right now." After speaking, he went to the kitchen to cook noodles.

On the way, I happened to bump into the teacher's wife, and Tan Jinlin also returned to the room with a small bowl of noodles, and it seemed that he had also gone to serve the teacher.Until now, he hasn't woken up from the joy that he is about to have a child, and he is a little dazed by the news.After a bowl of noodles was cooked, it calmed down a little.He was thinking about how to tell Zhao Hanqing the news, after all, not everyone can accept a man giving birth.

He still had to ask his master about this question.

So he held his face and knocked on the door of the master's room.Master was eating noodles in a very pretentious manner, and it was Master's wife who opened the door.He took the noodles and called his wife, Tan Jinlin said: "You don't have to be so polite, your master is full."

Han Lingjun: "...not the teacher's wife, this is for the second junior brother."

Tan Jinlin: "Huh? Did you go to the wrong room?"

Han Lingjun said: "No, I have a question and want to ask Master for advice."

After hearing the voice, Li Jin asked, "Is it Yuan Yi? Let him in."

Tan Jinlin let Han Lingjun in, and he put his face on the table with a frowning look, and said, "Master, tell me, how should I tell the second junior brother about this so that it will be more acceptable?"

Li Jin wiped his mouth with a napkin and said, "Tell him directly! Although it may feel weird, there is no one who doesn't love their children."

Tan Jinlin next to him also said: "Yes, he may not want you, but he will never want a child."

Li Jin: ...Why do you hold grudges so much...

Han Lingjun nodded, and then asked with some doubts: "Then why would he not want me? Because... did I make him pregnant?"

Li Jin: ...

Tan Jinlin: ...

In fact, they want to say that this question may not apply to all couples. After all, not everyone has gone through a fucking process of amnesia like Li Jin and Tan Jinlin.

Han Lingjun felt that asking the master was equivalent to not asking, so he decided to face the second junior brother directly, and tell him the truth of the matter after he finished the interview.

It's just that the plan is not as good as changing. After Zhao Hanqing finished eating the noodles, the small broadcast in the room sounded. The spaceship is about to fly into the space station. They will transfer to the ferry ship and enter the Silla Starfield.At this time, it is not suitable to tell him the truth.Let's wait for a peaceful environment and tell him slowly!

Everyone on the spaceship is getting ready to disembark. Silla's eldest prince Li Jing and second prince Li An are already on the ferry boat preparing to welcome them.Everyone packed their simple bags and walked out of the room.Lin Yan obviously didn't sleep well all the way. He was holding a bottle of yogurt in his hand, his face was pale and bloodless, and he looked very sluggish.

Three people, he looks more like a pregnant man.

Li Jin walked up to his little apprentice with a bit of distress, and asked, "The situation is not good? Don't be brave, if you really can't handle it, you can move in and live with me as a teacher."

Lin Yan took a deep breath and said, "No, master, I must defeat him!" He took a sip of yogurt and tightened his grip on the spirit-binding lock in his hand.In the past, his lifelong wish was to stay away from that person, but now, defeating that person has become his lifelong belief!Especially I don't want to hear his annoying "Yo, drink milk!"

Li Jin felt a little distressed seeing the little apprentice's attitude of seeing death as home.He knew that the little apprentice might be experiencing unknown pain at this moment, but his current mental state seemed to be pretty good, not as empty and listless as when he first met him.

In order to cheer up the little apprentice, Li Jin searched his brain for chicken soup, and finally choked out a sentence: "Life is like rape, if you can't resist, then lie down and enjoy it!" He patted the little apprentice on the shoulder, speaking earnestly smiled.