Prince He is a magic stick [Interstellar]

A few minutes later, Li Jin looked at Tan Jinlin with the corners of his mouth pulled, and said, "This joke is not funny at all."

Tan Jinlin took out a pre-prepared test strip and said, "I'm not joking. In fact, I wanted to tell you a long time ago, but you never gave me a chance. I prepared this, and you can test it. But although you Scared, pregnancy is a thing to be happy about, isn't it?"

Li Jin didn't respond to his words, as if he was still struggling with doubts in his life.Tan Jinlin knew that it was difficult to accept this kind of thing, and Li Jin was also a person with a deep-rooted gender orientation since childhood.He took a deep breath and said, "Are you making trouble?"

Tan Jinlin's heart was full of distress. He stepped forward and hugged Li Jin, patted him on the back, and said, "I'm sorry, Ajin, I'm really sorry. If I knew you would be pregnant... But there's no way, you need Huoyang Feeling angry, we can only... like this. But don't worry, I will be responsible for you and the child in your belly. If you feel uncomfortable, vent it on me!"

Li Jin still didn't speak, but looked up at Tan Jinlin.

Perhaps Tan Jinlin felt that he should explain the reason why Li Jin became pregnant. He could neither reveal Li Jin's Kunpeng bloodline identity, but also make the reason sound more reasonable.So he thought for a while and said, "It's all my fault. I forgot the characteristics of Qilin that have been hidden for tens of thousands of years. The energy of fire and yang can take root in your body and form a spiritual fetus. I only remembered it these two days and realized that you are very likely Already pregnant."

Li Jin was still looking at Tan Jinlin, and Tan Jinlin was a little at a loss.

He knew that a thousand words might not be able to make Li Jin turn this corner for a while, but he must let him know this fact, otherwise he would accidentally fall like that day.Although the spiritual fetus is stable and there is no danger, it is him who suffers.So Tan Jinlin went on to say: "A Jin, I know this is hard to accept, you must be scolding me in your heart. Even if you beat me up, it's okay, as long as you feel better, okay?"

Seeing that Li Jin was still silent, Tan Jinlin became a little anxious.Could it be to frighten this little fish monster...Little Kunpeng?

Just when he didn't know what to do, Tan Jinlin came up with a plan, hurriedly unbuttoned his clothes, and walked in front of Li Jin again topless.He pulled up his right hand, pressed it on his chest muscle, and said, "Hit here, okay?"

Li Jin raised his head in confusion, and asked, "So, the reason you've been so nice to me these days is because you found out that I'm pregnant?"

Tan Jinlin was startled, and found that Li Jin's focus seemed to be always different from his.But indeed, the change in his attitude towards Li Jin did start when he found out that he was pregnant.But it can't be said completely, because after all, before he found out that Li Jin was pregnant, he had already started to compromise with him.Otherwise, it is impossible for him to take the initiative to dedicate his chest muscles when he is angry.

And he found out that as long as he gave Li Jin his chest muscles, he would stop being angry immediately.Moreover, the pectoral muscles are still a magic weapon for sleeping.

Tan Jinlin denied: "No, have you forgotten when I first gave you pectoral muscles? I should have fallen in love with you before that."

Li Jin thought about it, and it seemed that this was indeed the case.Qilin is such a noble beast, why would he casually dedicate his chest muscles?So he nodded, and subconsciously squeezed Tan Jinlin's chest muscles.

This made Tan Jinlin heave a sigh of relief, at least the allure of the pectoral muscles was still there.So he continued his efforts, and continued: "So you see, this child came at just the right time. He not only catalyzed our relationship, but also gave us the continuation of life, isn't it very good? So, try to accept him, okay? Jin?" Tan Jinlin was afraid of irritating Xiaoyu...Kunpeng's fragile heart, and he was afraid that he would turn around and leave if he disagreed again.

Finally, Li Jin sniffed and said, "I'm really pregnant?"

Tan Jinlin nodded slowly and said, "Yes."

Li Jin stretched out his hand and said, "Give it to me."

Tan Jinlin looked confused and said, "What?"

Li Jin snatched the test paper from Tan Jinlin's hand, turned around and went to the bathroom.A moment later, Li Jin screamed while holding the test paper.Tan Jinlin was so frightened that he rushed into the bathroom, hugged Li Jin, and said, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'm here, I'm here! Let's face it together, shall we? Let's handle all the problems together. "

However, in the next second, Li Jin's excited voice was heard: "I, I, I, I, I am really pregnant! Ahhh, I am so happy! Woohoo, I am so excited! Why didn't you tell me earlier that you are pregnant?" This ability? With Xiao Yuyu, I no longer have to worry about being alone."

Tan Jinlin: ...Wait, why did things not develop as he imagined?

Li Jin in his arms sniffed and cried uncontrollably.Tan Jinlin asked a little uncertainly: "Ajin, are you...really...really not afraid?"

Li Jin blurred the tears and snot from Tan Jinlin's chest muscles, wiped his eyes for the last time, and said, "This is a child! It's not a tumor! Why should I be afraid?" And he was quite puzzled. Hearing Tan Jinlin's tone just now, he felt like The cancer seems to be terminal, as for?

This time it was Tan Jinlin's turn to doubt life. Why can someone accept that they are pregnant?Moreover, in the previous Yusheng, he was an out-and-out boy.

In fact, the answer lies in Li Jin's words just now. Since he was reborn and lost his mother, and Lao Tan went into a coma and lost his memory, he has suffered loss twice.It can be said that these two losses hit him hard.Now I suddenly learned that I have a doll in my stomach, that is to say, if there is no accident, this child will stay with me for a long time until he becomes an adult.Maybe, when he becomes an adult, he can continue to accompany him and help him take care of the next generation.Li Jin was so happy that he finally had a relationship that he could worry about not losing.

Although a little skeptical about life, Tan Jinlin is still very happy.Li Jin can calmly face the matter of having a child, which is more gratifying than anything else.So he sighed, hugged him into his arms, and said, "Actually... Ah Jin, I've always wanted to say sorry to you seriously. It's all my fault for making you feel so insecure. After losing my memory, I should say I said a lot of things that made you sad, and I did a lot of things that made you sad, can you allow me to double the compensation in the days to come?"

Li Jin blinked and said, "Can I say no?"

Tan Jinlin felt nervous for a while, and asked, "Why?"

Li Jin patted his chest muscles, gently pushed him away a foot, and said, "I have Xiaoyu now, so it doesn't matter if I have you or not. To be honest, I used to rely on you so much because I was here There is no one to rely on without relatives or reasons. Now that you have sustenance, what does it matter if you are there? So Qilin God, you should rest! From now on we will be a purely superior-subordinate relationship, and you should be your town Mountain God Beast, I will be my head of Zhengyuan. Division of labor and cooperation, not interfering with each other." After speaking, he patted Tan Jinlin's chest muscles, turned and left the bathroom.

Confused by Li Jin's words, Tan Jinlin didn't know how to react: ...? ? ?

After going out, Li Jin opened the online shopping mall with a happy face, searching for pregnancy products and baby products.Li Jin kept shopping and bought a lot.Most of the pregnancy products were beyond his use, and he only bought some skin care products in the end.But baby products are universal, so he bought a lot.When he bought it, the corners of his lips could not help but curl upwards, which shows that he is quite happy about his pregnancy.

Now Tan Jinlin finally knew what a needle in a lover's heart is. He tentatively walked behind Li Jin and said, "Ah Jin, I have already asked Uncle Gao to prepare these things. You don't have to worry about it. Just take care of yourself and welcome Xiaoyu." It’s enough when my son comes.”

Li Jin looked happy and said, "How can it be the same? I have to prepare it for him myself, so it will be precious!"

Tan Jinlin cleared his throat, took out a very delicate wooden crib from his space artifact, and said, "This...don't buy it, I've already made it."

Li Jin took a look at the delicate and beautiful little crib, with lifelike carvings and various mechanisms on it, which could change many shapes.This is not a crib, it is obviously a small magic weapon!Li Jin looked at Tan Jinlin in surprise, and said, "Huh? When did you do it? Why didn't I know?"

Tan Jinlin said: "When I found out that you were pregnant, I was so excited that I couldn't sleep for the past few days, so I ran to the back mountain secretly and cut down a few trees."It is not a problem to make the magic weapon into the shape of a baby carriage.The rare thing is that those beautiful carvings should be carved out by the Qilin God Lord one by one, right?There are ten mythical beasts engraved on it, and they should entrust the power of the ten mythical beasts in this little stroller to protect their unborn children.

This is a priceless treasure. Li Jin has never seen anyone who can gather the power of the ten divine beasts on a magic weapon.Although Qilin is the head of the gods and beasts, if they want to commandeer all the power of the gods and beasts from the ten directions, they will inevitably put down their faces and negotiate with the gods.However, many divine beasts have already died, so the power must be entrusted to Qilin, right?

So Li Jin deleted the baby carriage from the shopping cart without even thinking about it.While deleting, he said: "Thank you, Old Tan, I can see that you have true love for Xiao Yu'er. When he is born, I will let you father and son get along well."

Just let us father and son get along well?Tan Jinlin wanted to say, can't we get along well as husband and wife?As soon as he was about to speak, Li Jin yawned and said, "It's been a long time since I wanted to sleep so happily! Thank you for telling me the news, Old Tan, and thank you for bringing me Xiaoyu'er. I Go to bed, you should go to bed early too! Good night!"

Tan Jinlin:? ? ? ? ? ?

The development of the matter completely exceeded Tan Jinlin's expectations. There was no little Kunpeng crying on his chest, and there was no reconciliation between the husband and wife afterwards.What's more, little Kunpeng found his new sustenance in life, so he dumped himself without hesitation.Tan Jinlin, who always felt that he had lost the whole world, didn't know what to do. Finally, he swallowed his saliva when he saw Li Jin's beautiful sleeping face, and went back to sleep on his own bed.

Of course, it was still a night of tossing and turning, and I couldn't fall asleep at all.

The next day, Li Jin felt refreshed, and Tan Jinlin yawned profusely.After Li Jin had breakfast, he went to the Sea of ​​Consciousness to accept a new mission.Of course, the new mission also had something about the incense value of the Lingguan Hall, which made Li Jin a little bit troubled.Because Lingguan Hall obviously did not bring immediate benefits to people like the two great immortals in front, Wang Lingdian is the great protector of Taoism, and he is the number one protector of Taoism.The full name is "the head of the innate will protect the way with a red heart and the three-five train king Tianjun Weiling manifests Tianzun".Also known as Longen Zhenjun, Taiyi Leisheng Yinghuazun, Dutian Picket Great Spirit Officer.

Moreover, from the appearance point of view, Wang Lingguan is not like the dignified and beautiful Empress Zhusheng, or the benevolent eyebrows of the old man under the moon.His image is rather scary, with a red face and beard, wearing a golden armor and red robe, glaring with three eyes, holding a hot wheel on the left and a steel whip on the right. His image is extremely mighty and brave, which makes people feel fearful.It is indeed a bit difficult for such a great immortal to obtain the corresponding incense value within a month.

Li Jin sighed, and clicked on the highlighted task:

Task Description: 1. Build a Temple of the God of Wealth

2. The incense value of Lingguan Palace reaches 100000

3. The disciples of Zhengyuan Gate successfully cleared the trial secret realm once

Mission reward: 300 merit points

Time limit: one month (30 days)

Failure penalty: chopped

Task props: primary architectural blueprint (House of Wealth)

Mission description: After clearing the secret realm of the primary trial, you will get the relevant magic weapon. I hope the disciples will cherish the opportunity.

Wow?Li Jin was pleasantly surprised. He thought that he, a poor and white, three-nothing pheasant sect, had nothing to sell except money.Moreover, the sword mounds built before were all swansong but not useful.Because those spirit swords will recognize their masters only when they reach a certain level of cultivation.Even if Li Jin has established the foundation now, Lingjian will definitely not recognize him as the master, because he is too inferior.

When these disciples cultivated to a certain level, the day lily was cold.Do you want them to practice with wooden swords all the time?For the sake of safety, Li Jin asked Han Lingjun to order a batch of wooden swords.Because new disciples have no seriousness in their hands, if they get hurt, it's hard to explain.After all, every child nowadays is a baby in the family, safety comes first, and everything else has to be in the back row.

But he really didn't expect that there would be equipment drops in the trial dungeon, which is no different from fighting monsters in the game.It can not only train the disciples, but also obtain the magic weapon, killing two birds with one stone.

Even so, Li Jin couldn't help feeling a little worried, because although these benefits looked very attractive, the point was that none of his disciples could pass the trial dungeon.Not to mention clearing the level, even the first boss is impossible.The greatest possibility is to be dropped by a bunch of mobs in seconds after entering.Because Zhao Hanqing and Han Lingjun have been helping him with various trivial matters of the sect since he started.Don't talk about training, I'm afraid you can't even beat the basic trial boxing skills smoothly?

As a master, he is also dereliction of duty, and has been ignoring the most important things all this time.Here comes the problem, if you want to pass the trial dungeon, you must raise your cultivation level.Li Jin knew that this task must be a hurdle.In the next month, in addition to teaching the intern disciples, he will also raise the cultivation level of the two personal disciples.Fortunately, the trial dungeon is only a primary dungeon, so it is not too difficult to play.He thought about it roughly, and planned to take two disciples with Tan Jinlin first to see the difficulty.Thinking about it again, just two disciples is definitely not enough, a dungeon like this must have at least three or more.He thought about it, and he counted Ding Xin, who was the first to get started.

It was not without reason for Li Jin to do this, because Ding Xin took the shortest time to enter the disciple recruitment formation and ranked first.And his learning ability, work ability, and talent are not bad.That is to say, the physique is good, the bones are good, and the only difference is the opportunity to go up step by step.Or this task came too fast, Li Jin's teaching work has just started, and he was given such a difficult task.

After receiving the task, Li Jin took a deep breath and formed a small group.There are five people in the group, Tan Jinlin, Han Lingjun, Zhao Hanqing, and Ding Xin.Ding Xin was of course the first to react. As a pure newcomer, Ding Xin first sent a message in the group: "Wow! Head? Mrs. Head? Master? Uncle? / Shouting, why am I here Here?" Suddenly being in the same frame as so many big shots, Ding Xin felt flattered.

At this time, other people also reacted, and Zhao Hanqing followed up and spoke: "I also want to ask this question, Master, Master, do you have any new tasks?"

Han Lingjun was probably too busy, so she didn't reply to the message.

Tan Jinlin made an expression, and then quietly waited for Li Jin's order.

Li Jin quickly sent a long series of messages in the group: "Disciples and grandchildren, I have not caught your cultivation before, and I was only busy with the establishment of the sect. I, the head of the sect, failed in my duty. Now there is a Urgent tasks need us to complete together. After the completion of the primary trial dungeon Lost Forest, it has not been used. Because it is an important prop for our teaching. It is impossible to test the disciples in the dungeon. Today, a trial team was set up for the teacher. Today, Lao Tan will lead everyone to pass the level first. After clearing the level, we will discuss the strategy of breaking through the level according to the difficulty of the dungeon. Wait until You are fully familiar with this dungeon, so you can try to break through the level by yourself. I have set a deadline, and I hope you can successfully break through the level within half a month, so don’t forget to step up your practice in your spare time. Yiqing, take it with you Ding Xin, let him get started as soon as possible. Also, you two will come to the teacher's room later, and I will teach you how to use yourself as a medium to use spiritual energy."

It took a long time for the disciples to read Li Jin's long message. The first one to speak out was Han Lingjun who had never appeared: "Is it finally time to start the dungeon? Master, I have been looking forward to it for a long time! Also, I My junior and junior have long been looking forward to learning some real spells! Master, please teach us!"

Zhao Hanqing also replied: "Yes, Master."

Ding Xin followed: "Bosses, please bring me!"

Tan Jinlin replied: "Listen to the head's arrangement."

From this brief reply, Li Jin seemed to see extreme aggrievedness.Of course he knew that Lao Tan was aggrieved, because last night he deliberately stared at him for more than half an hour before falling asleep, and finally couldn't stand it anymore, and his consciousness began to blur.Before his consciousness became blurred, through the screen, he saw Lao Tan sitting beside the bed and sighing for a long time.Several times I wanted to muster up the courage to walk to him, but I turned back after walking halfway.

Cut, just to torture you!Let you know how I felt when you lost your memory!Although you didn't do it on purpose, I did it on purpose!Let's see if you dare to make me angry again in the future!hum!

Tan Jinlin chatted with Li Jin privately, saying that he could teach his disciples how to get started.Originally, this class would be taught by him in the future. He had a ten-day crash course plan. If he worked hard enough, he could successfully use spells within a month.

Li Jin replied very bluntly: "Hehe, within a month? Do you know how long a mission lasts? After one month, prepare a bigger coffin, one dead body and two dead, and carry out the funeral for me!"

Tan Jinlin: ...

Since Li Jin rejected his confession last time, now Li Jin would provoke him casually.However, Tan Jinlin must not be dissatisfied in the slightest. He knew that pregnant people must be emotionally unstable, and he was afraid that a word that was inappropriate would make Li Jin angry.

But Li Jin was right, he did tasks periodically.How to shorten the cultivation period to the shortest?The only thing Tan Jinlin could think of was to forcibly open up the meridians for his two apprentices.But this will definitely be regarded as cheating, and the gains outweigh the losses.Li Jin is right, he should take them to the dungeon first, and find out the strength of the dungeon before we talk!

In fact, Li Jin didn't have too high a goal when he brought them to the dungeon for the first time.Just take them to see the world, don't be scared to pee first when you see the real monster, it will be embarrassing.As for the strategy, I will discuss it with Lao Tan at that time.The apprentices are all rookies, don't expect them to come up with a strategy as soon as they enter the dungeon.

So that afternoon, when everyone had enough to eat and drink, Li Jin brought three disciples and Tan Jinlin to the primary trial dungeon "Lost Forest".

Before entering the dungeon, Tan Jinlin was still a little worried, so he said to Li Jin, "Why don't I take them in? I'm really worried about you like this."

Li Jin ignored him, opened the dungeon and walked in. After entering, he said to him: "Thanks, but I have already built the foundation, and the primary trial dungeon is nothing. In fact, it doesn't matter if you come or not, I just I want them to experience the coquettish operations of the ancient gods. But now that I think about it, it’s not necessary. Don’t use spells for a while, take a sword and slash, I want to see how thick the blood volume of these little monsters is.”

Tan Jinlin had a bitter face, and now his wife seemed to dislike him very much.It's really feng shui turns, retribution is not good!