Prince He is a magic stick [Interstellar]

After hearing Li Jin's words, Tan Jinlin really wanted to tell him that the truth of some things...may not be as simple as he imagined.But seeing the eagerness of the little daughter-in-law, Tan Jinlin couldn't bear to tell him the truth.something!When it happened, I accepted it naturally.

Tan Jinlin stepped forward to hold his cheek, and said, "Yes, are you willing? Although... I clearly feel that you are hiding many things from me, but if we have an intimate relationship, I will choose to believe it regardless of the consequences. You." Tan Jinlin didn't want to admit that he was motivated by seeing Li Jin's half-demon form, and he couldn't control his heart.

Li Jin suddenly hesitated, he clicked his teeth, and said, "Old Tan, don't you think about it anymore? Although I will love you very much, but you are a unicorn, the child of God, and I am just a unicorn." Fish demon. Just follow me, don't you worry about the eyes of the world?" One god, one demon, Li Jin was immersed in the tragedy of cross-species love.In addition, there is also a kind of stupid son of a landlord who suddenly recruits a son-in-law.

That's a unicorn!Hold the unicorn back!This is enough for him to boast for a lifetime!

Tan Jinlin thought for a while and said, "That's right! What you said makes sense."

Li Jin: ...Old Tan!

Immediately afterwards, Tan Jinlin said: "But...you see, I am the only unicorn in this world. It can also be said that I am the only so-called son of God. You are already the closest species to me, so, shall we Shouldn't we be sympathetic to each other? The only demon in the whole universe, and the only beast in the whole universe. It's a good match, isn't it?" After speaking, Tan Jinlin blinked at Li Jin again.

With a deadly look, Li Jin was a little lost.Tan Jinlin is too handsome and good-looking, and he is not at the same level as those idol stars who are packaged with a lot of money.He is not like a model in the kitchen window, let alone a male god on the screen, but with a disdainful posture, he is superior to all male creatures who can claim to be handsome.

Such a handsome old Tan, why wouldn't Li Jin put him in his arms immediately?

So Li Jin nodded immediately, and said, "You're right! We are indeed a good match, and we've been married for so long. If you hadn't been in a coma for so long, you might have been pregnant. That...you Don't get me wrong, I'm just describing it, I didn't say I want you to have a baby. Since...in this case, then we...together...huh?"

Tan Jinlin hummed, and a low chest rumble came from Li Jin's side, and Li Jin's mouth became a little parched.He took a deep breath, turned back into a human form, climbed out of the hot spring, and walked slowly towards Tan Jinlin.

Tan Jinlin also stood up, opened his arms, and waited for Li Jin to fall into his arms.But Li Jin also opened his arms, trying to hug Tan Jinlin, who was much taller and stronger than him, and said, "Should I carry you to the bed first?"

Tan Jinlin, who almost forgot that his daughter-in-law was still suffering from confusion, almost laughed, so he cleared his throat and said, "No, I can go to bed by myself."

Li Jin next to her is very happy, such a caring little daughter-in-law, where can I find her?

So Tan Jinlin and Li Jin left the bathroom one after the other and went back to the bedroom.The bedroom was a mess, a bit damp, and there were four large holes burned by the fire unicorn on the floor.As soon as he saw the four big holes, Li Jin asked: "By the way, Lao Tan, you actually burned these four holes with your own hooves, didn't you? You lied to me that you lit candles...you can still lie ?”

Tan Jinlin: ...what if the little daughter-in-law finds out?

But Li Jin didn't mean to embarrass Tan Jinlin, he just observed the four holes and said, "Forget it, since we are going to have a bridal chamber soon, I don't care so much with you." After all, I have something to hide from him , such as things about his portable system, and things about his lifespan.About life expectancy, Li Jin should be able to slowly reveal it to him.As long as he has accumulated enough merits, Li Jin can guarantee that he will be alive when he is alive.

Tan Jinlin heaved a sigh of relief, the two of them were honest with each other at the moment, so it saved a lot of trouble.He lay down on the bed very consciously, and nodded to Li Jin.Then he said to Li Jin: "Should we... prepare something?"

After hearing Tan Jinlin's words, Li Jin had a mysterious smile on his face.He quickly opened the drawer of the bedside table and took out a bunch of messy gadgets from it.There were all kinds of gadgets, and Li Jin picked a few and put them beside the pillow, and threw the rest of the sharp props that he didn't think he needed back into the bedside table.

Tan Jinlin's eyes showed shock when he saw Li Jin take out these gadgets. He saw Li Jin skillfully arranging all kinds of things beside the pillow, and couldn't help but ask, "You...why? Will there be these things?"

Li Jin scratched his hair, and said a little embarrassedly: "Hey, I didn't buy this either. It's not Uncle Gao, he thought I must be lonely and unbearably lonely, so he bought me a bunch of things. In fact, the old man is thinking about it, I...although I always like to kiss your body when I'm fine, but I really don't want to have sex with you when you are unconscious."

Tan Jinlin seemed to know something extraordinary, suddenly raised his eyebrows, and asked, "Huh? You just said, what do you always like?"

Li Jin suddenly covered his mouth, as if revealing some great secret.However, Tan Jinlin took his hand and asked: "What? Now I have to contact the awake me at a negative distance, and I still don't want to tell the little tricks I did when I was unconscious. Ah Jin, tell me To be honest, did you like me when you just got married? What do you like about me? Do you... like my face?" Tan Jinlin, who rarely mentioned his appearance, suddenly said such a narcissistic sentence, which made Li Steel claws are still a bit difficult to adapt to.

Li Jin didn't have much idea about face.Because he is a demon, every demon form will repeatedly consider his own appearance.Li Jin has a thousand years of cultivation, so he naturally has many unique advantages when transforming into form.His appearance has been compared thousands of times, and every detail is extremely beautiful.It is also based on the unique handsomeness of the aquarium, so his appearance can be said to be quite beautiful.

When he saw Tan Jinlin for the first time, he was really surprised by his appearance, he was so handsome that he had no friends.But to be honest, Li Jin has seen too many good-looking people since childhood.Because as long as it is a monster, it will not be ugly after being transformed.And the Ziluo River is close to the East China Sea. The Dragon King of the East China Sea and his mother are old friends, so they have close contacts.Those few dragon king princes are also extraordinary in appearance.So he fell in love with Tan Jinlin, of course not because of his face.

So he shook his head and said, "No, it's because of..." The temperature of your body. At first, he just wondered why a person's body temperature can remain so warm after being in a coma for more than ten years.Now he knows why, Huo Qilin's fire is Liuding Shenhuo, one of the four great heavenly fires.That is the source of all fires, and it is said that the Eight Diagrams Furnace of Taishang Laojun is derived from Liuding Shenhuo.So it's not surprising that Tan Jinlin's body is like a stove.

However, it is said that the fire unicorn can control the four major divine fires in the heaven, and the Liuding divine fire is only one of them.In addition, there are Nether Ghost Fire, Sky Burning Purple Fire, and Wan Ling Gu Yi.These stories were all heard by his mother when he was a child when he was coaxing him to sleep. In fact, he only knew a little about them.A magical creature like Qilin, he, a little demon who only became a spirit after the founding of the country, has no chance to come into contact with.

Li Jin was a little embarrassed, after all, she was greedy for her little daughter-in-law's bosom, it's a bit embarrassing to say it!So he cleared his throat and said, "Yes! It's just because of your face."

Tan Jinlin couldn't help laughing, he saw right away that the little daughter-in-law was not telling him the truth.But these don't matter, it doesn't matter what you like about him, as long as you like him.Tan Jinlin lay softly on the pillow and said, "So, can we...can we start now?" He licked his lips and said, "My husband..."

Immediately, Li Jin couldn't hold himself back anymore, he took a deep breath and said, "Well... we can start now."

Tan Jinlin smiled lowly, closed his eyes, and waited for the little daughter-in-law to come to the door automatically.Sure enough, Li Jin didn't think much, just like a little tiger, he threw himself into Tan Jinlin's arms and kissed him without saying a word.

Everything started off beautifully, and Li Jin seemed to feel pink bubbles popping above his head.However, after the long kiss, accompanied by the cold touch, Li Jin felt that his life had experienced an unprecedented upheaval.

To sum it up in one sentence: God knows what I have been through...

And he regretted why he took out those little toys in the bedside table to show off in front of Lao Tan?That's right, those little toys that hadn't even been unpacked were all used by Old Tan on himself.

After waking up the next day, Li Jin felt as if he had been hollowed out and filled again.However, I still felt sorry for him who had just woken up and was reluctant to touch him, but he didn't feel sorry for himself at all!Seven... seven times, seven times on horseback!If it wasn't for this ray of demon soul protection, he would have become the first fairy to be killed by Qilin, right?

The ass really hurts!

Li Jin lay there not wanting to talk, but Tan Jinlin was acting shamelessly there.The voice is sweet, the attitude is gentle, and the tone is gentle: "Husband... what's wrong? Can I give you a pinch? Why are you ignoring me again, husband? Oh, did I do something wrong again? I say I'm sorry Okay? Didn't you say that I am your sweetheart, and you want to love me forever?"

Li Jin, who wanted to cry without tears, really wanted to kick Tan Jinlin off the bed, but he really didn't have any strength left.Every time he moved, he had to touch the most painful part of his body, and then he had to expend a lot of energy to hold back the pain.

How nice it would be if his... could be as gentle as his usual speech!

Li Jin just wanted to be quiet at the moment, but Tan Jinlin was still chattering beside him: "Husband, let me rub your waist for you... how about this strength? Is it okay? Do you want to be lighter?"

Li Jin lay there wiping away bitter tears, and said, "Please don't call me husband anymore, okay?" I've obviously never done what a husband can do!How about you still call me daughter-in-law?

Thinking of this, Li Jin suddenly denied his own thoughts, why did he ask him to call me my wife?Qilin is sleeping next to me, who said that there will never be a day when I come to sleep with him?There are still dreams!What if it comes true?

Thinking like this, a familiar heat came from Li Jin's lower back.Li Jin's expression changed with fright, and he squirmed forward and said, "You, you, you... that's too much!" It's been seven times, what else do you want?

Tan Jinlin's deep chest-thumping voice came, and he said, "Don't make trouble, I didn't think about it, just let me push it up."

Li Jin: ...I need to talk to Uncle Gao about life today.In the future, the vegetable leek can be listed as a first-class forbidden vegetable.

In this way, Li Jin lay on the bed all day.

Tan Jinlin was in high spirits, but told the old butler that Li Jin needed to rest, and told him not to disturb him.The old housekeeper understood and knew that his wife had finally got her wish, and he was credited with this matter.In the mind of the old housekeeper, the wife grew up admiring the general since she was a child, and after she got married, she tried to have intimate contact with his comatose body every day.However, there was no way, the general was in a coma after all, unable to fulfill the obligations of husband and wife.Now the general has finally woken up. In his opinion, they have been married for so long, and there is no need to get along. It is serious for the young couple to live a good life.

The old butler immediately ordered the kitchen to prepare the most exquisite food for his wife for breakfast, lunch and dinner.It can't be spicy and irritating, it can't be dry and hard, and it can't be hair that is easy to cause inflammation.The old butler was heartbroken!

In the afternoon, Li Jin could barely get out of bed.In fact, he didn't want to get out of bed so soon, Zhou Yandong said that he would come over in the afternoon, and brought him another batch of materials for his reference.By the way, he brought an old friend over. It was Liu Yunhui, the wedding ambassador when he came to Huaxia to get married last time.The welcoming ambassador would definitely want to see him when he came over. It would be inappropriate for Li Jin to continue lying on the bed and pretending to be a dead body.What's more, with his appearance, didn't he just tell others that he couldn't get out of bed because of Tan Jinlin?

As a man, Li Jin said that he absolutely cannot do such a shameful thing!

So he got up as if nothing had happened, washed himself, packed himself, and went to the small warehouse to report.The apprentices are not here, and they have a lot of work recently.Han Lingjun went to prepare all kinds of utensils needed for the temple fair, and Zhao Hanqing took over the teacher's order and began to study dragon and lion dances.It doesn't matter if you don't study it, but once you study it, you will become addicted.I had a great time dancing with the young brothers in the old house.

Li Jin was so happy that there was no one in the small warehouse, so he endured the pain and prescribed a prescription for himself to regulate Qi and disperse stasis, reduce swelling and relieve pain.After opening it, I used a rice cooker to make a paste, made a big pill, and swallowed it in one gulp.Not to mention, the Pain Relief Pill with the addition of Lingcao works really well, and the whole body feels comfortable immediately after taking it.Li Jin took another Nayuan Pill, and the discomfort in his body finally calmed down.

His heart was full of resentment towards Tan Jinlin, but he couldn't really blame him.After all...it was me who made a mistake, the unicorn belongs to fire, and it is a masculine beast.Seven times a night, it's already considered face-saving.

The matter has come to this point, no matter how depressed it is, it is useless, I can only accept my fate.

Li Jin had just finished sorting out the mess on his console when he saw his communicator light up. It was a message from Tan Jinlin: "Why don't you rest in the room?"

Li Jin is very depressed now and doesn't want to talk to him.So there was no reply, and he continued to clean up his console.Zhou Yandong and Liu Yunhui will come over in the afternoon, and Li Jin still has a lot of questions to ask Zhou Yandong.As a demon, isn't it just being subjected to seven times?It's all small things, not so delicate.

As soon as he tidied up the console, he saw Tan Jinlin push the door and walk in.This guy had a proud expression on his face, making Li Jin's teeth itch with anger, wishing he could cut off his penis.So he glanced up at him, then turned his head away, ignoring him.

Tan Jinlin walked up to Li Jin and said, "Husband...does it still hurt?"

Li Jin: "...Go away!"

Tan Jinlin sighed and said, "I'll be gentle next time, okay?"

Li Jin took a deep breath and said, "That's not necessary." It made me sound like a coward.

Tan Jinlin's eyes lit up, and he said, "Then tonight..."

Li Jin: "...Don't even think about it!" I'm so used to you!

Tan Jinlin smiled and said, "Oh, fine, my husband has the final say."

Li Jin was about to cry. Now that he heard the word husband, he felt that it was a deep mockery of himself.However, at this time, my eldest apprentice came back from work, and while looking for water to drink, he shouted: "Master? Master! Are you all there?"

Li Jin: ...I deeply feel that the apprentices I accept are all up to me, this teacher's wife is really straightforward.

Tan Jinlin nodded to Han Lingjun as usual, didn't say anything, just stood beside Li Jin with a docile face.

Li Jin looked up at Han Lingjun, and asked, "Han Er, how is your preparation going? How is the progress of the project? Are there any questions you need to ask your teacher?"

Han Lingjun replied: "I don't have any major problems here. The small market, jugglers, and various small businesses are almost ready for recovery. Master, my younger brother said that he is going to go to the lion dance. I just took a look. It's quite decent, don't you think it's okay?"

Li Jin said: "Okay, he can dance if he wants to dance! It's also lively."

Han Lingjun added: "I've already started building an eco-hotel. Although the place is remote, the scenery is not bad. I might consider building a farmhouse."

Li Jin wanted to say that the previous owner of the land was more thoughtful than you, but in the end it all went down the drain, and the farmhouse was probably even more unfeasible.However, Li Jin pinched his fingers, but vaguely saw a trend of rising from the east.So he pondered and said to Han Lingjun: "You can try it, maybe it will work." Farmhouse music?Is it about crops?

When Tan Jinlin and Han Lingjun were discussing the plan, Zhou Yandong had already brought Liu Yunhui to the door.Liu Yunhui was dressed in a military uniform, and he was still serious and calm on weekdays, and he didn't talk too much.But ever since Zhou Yandong watched him dance the striptease, he can no longer be regarded as the regular version of Liu Yunhui.He always felt that Liu Yunhui killed enemies on the battlefield during the day, and at night he would change into that sexy and hot little bullet and climb into the bed of some big guy.

Zhou Yandong cleared his throat and said, "Old Liu! How long are you planning to stay when you come back this time?"

Liu Yunhui's expression remained the same, and he said, "How long can I stay? Why don't I just look at you? As long as you slap your mouth in front of Mr. Li, you can slap me back. Of course, if you slap your mouth back, Mr. Li You can also call me back. I don’t dare to offend you now, I’m afraid you will slap me back.” Zhou’s broken mouth is not covered, although his mouth is broken, but one sentence is very useful.

A smile appeared in Zhou Yandong's eyes, and he said: "Don't speak so unfairly of me, we are also a bamboo horse that grew up together since we were young, how can we say that we are like class enemies?"

Liu Yunhui said with a half smile: "Thank you, although we are not class enemies, we are not bamboo horses either."

Zhou Yandong cleared his throat, he was full of ideas when dealing with Liu Yunhui.But he didn't want to fight with him today, looking at his handsome face that was so serious in the past, Liu Yunhui suddenly asked in a low voice: "Old Liu, are you comfortable?"

Liu Yunhui: "...what?"

Zhou Yandong looked at Liu Yunhui's instantly changed expression, his eyes were full of success, but he still didn't intend to stop, and continued: "Don't get me wrong, I mean your small bullet. It looks a little... Egg."

Liu Yunhui: "... If you are interested, you can place an order and buy one to try."

Zhou Yandong smiled, and said in his heart that if I tried riding a horse, I would be ashamed!But on the surface, he said calmly: "That's unnecessary, I'm just a little curious. You said that you were straighter than a steel bar when you were young, why did you suddenly become gay when you grew up?"

Liu Yunhui didn't bother to pay attention to him, so he took two quick steps towards the Tan's old house.

Zhou Yandong chased after him because he saw Liu Yunhui's ears turned red.It may be the sun, or it may be the shame of being peeped on the little secret.Zhou Yandong suddenly laughed, and asked: "Old Liu, are you still a virgin?"

Liu Yunhui glanced at him speechlessly.

Zhou Yandong asked again: "I'm talking about the latter."

Liu Yunhui: "...Do you want to verify it?"

Zhou Yandong shrugged his shoulders and said, "Why not? Didn't you say that you want to thank me when you come back, and give me a performance in person? It's better to hit the sun than to choose a day, just tonight? Let me enjoy it..." He said Zhou Yandong suddenly moved close to Liu Yunhui's ear, and whispered, "The scenery under your little bullet."

Liu Yunhui: ...

Zhou Yandong laughed madly, and continued: "I heard that the small bullets are different from our regular underwear. We can only see the buttocks by peeling off the pants, and you can see the pants by peeling off the buttocks?"

Liu Yunhui: Smoke.JPG

Zhou Yandong continued to laugh haha: "Old Liu, why don't you speak? Hey, I finally got you back. If you don't talk back to me, I will really feel very unhappy!"

The thing Liu Yunhui regretted most in his life was accidentally letting Zhou Yandong peek into his underpants. The other party seemed to be in conflict with this matter, and he would always use it to mock him.I can't get through this life, right?Liu Yunhui was so angry that he was about to explode. He pulled Zhou Yandong, a weak and weak chicken, into the bushes in the old garden of the old house, threw it on the ground, tore off his military uniform and said, "Why don't I show it to you now?" appreciate?"