Prince He is a magic stick [Interstellar]

Liu Yunhui on the other end of the communicator looked puzzled and asked, "What live version?"

Zhou Yandong laughed wildly in the back seat, while patting the back of the seat, he quickly replied: "That sexy little stripper just now, yo!"

Liu Yunhui: ...

The video was sent, Zhou Yandong picked it up leisurely, and Liu Yunhui's wheat-colored handsome face appeared on the communicator.With a bit of sullen expression on his face, he said, "Aren't you finished? After all, we are all mutual friends of Lao Tan, and now you run to his house all day, leaving me alone in the wormhole to feed the worms! What happened in the past I won't argue with you anymore, is it so difficult to ask you to do something now?"

Zhou Yandong rarely saw Liu Yunhui get angry, every time the two of them hurt each other, then taunted each other, and finally ended happily.Zhou Yandong's mood improved even more when he saw his opponent's hair soaring.He gently buckled the armrest of the seat and glanced at the driver in front of him.He lowered his voice and said, "So, my dear, do you agree or not? As long as you do, I will intercede for you. You know, as soon as I find Uncle Li, he will definitely talk to me about letting me take over. Maybe, I will spend the rest of my life in exchange for your freedom, am I easy?"

Liu Yunhui at the other end was silent. After a moment of silence, he pointed his middle finger at Zhou Yandong and said, "Okay, just keep your word!"

Zhou Yandong said: "Take off quickly, take off quickly, I will definitely keep my word."

Liu Yunhui threw away the smart intercom device in his hand, and ruthlessly tore off the buttons of his military uniform. Due to too much force, a few buttons fell off.The button slammed on the floor and bounced back. Liu Yunhui frowned and caught it with his hands, then put his tongue on his lips and licked it.Then he looked at Zhou Yunhui, squinted his eyes slightly and smiled, then suddenly stretched out his middle finger and ticked him off.

At the other end, Zhou Yandong walked straight down the third road, only to see that Liu Yunhui in the video had already finished taking off his military jacket and started to unbutton his shirt.The army green shirt buttons inside are small and delicate, revealing the wildness of a soldier.Liu Yunhui took a deep breath, and even blinked at Zhou Yandong.Zhou Yandong clenched the armrest of the chair and clamped his knees tightly.

The slow motion makes people want to commit a crime, and Zhou Yandong's throat starts to tighten a bit.So he picked up the water glass at hand, intending to moisten his throat.

However, Liu Yunhui became more and more unscrupulous, trying his best to provocate, and suddenly squatted down, making M-shaped legs.The tea gushed out, and Zhou Yandong coughed violently.

When Liu Yunhui wanted to continue, the video was already blacked out.He sent Zhou Yandong a message with an inexplicable face: "What's wrong? Take the video!"

Zhou Yandong hangs up cowardly, he is a little uncomfortable at the moment.After receiving Liu Yunhui's message, he replied with trembling fingers: "Okay, you passed, and I will go to Uncle Li tomorrow."

The other party's message came back quickly: "What is tomorrow? Can you go tonight? How many days have I been begging you? You can't do this!"

Zhou Yandong replied impatiently: "I know, I know, why are you so wordy!"

The other party finally stopped sending messages, and Zhou Yandong's heart finally calmed down a little bit, but the unspeakable hotness couldn't be suppressed no matter what.Picking up the water cup and taking another sip of tea, Zhou Yandong urged the driver: "Lao Li, drive faster!"

Lao Li is a proper old driver. When he heard the boss tell him to speed up, he immediately jumped up without saying a word. After 2 minutes, he drove back to Zhou Yandong's residence. Zhou Yandong trot home with small steps while holding the water glass.For some reason, Lao Li always felt that his boss's walking posture today seemed to be with his tail between his legs.Lao Li shook his head, feeling that it was unkind to slander his boss, so he drove back home again.

That night, in Li Qianru's eyes, the obedient card, good student, academic bully Jia Genzheng Miaohong, good young man Zhou Yandong came to the door with a gift.He speaks well, uses appropriate words, behaves politely, and speaks with reason.In the end, he succeeded in persuading Li Ganru and transferred Liu Yunhui back.Of course, the fox is still old and smart, and the big problem that has not changed for thousands of years is once again placed in front of Zhou Yandong.

Zhou Yandong took a deep breath, he knew that sooner or later he would have this calamity.As long as Uncle Li is still in the position, he will keep an eye on him.But seeing how Uncle Li is working harder and harder, and he doesn't even want to find a partner, I'm afraid he will have to stay here for decades.So he finally let go for the first time, willing to follow Uncle Li and study by his side.

Li Ganru felt very relieved, he finally found a suitable successor for himself, and he no longer had to worry about someone causing trouble when he stepped down.

When leaving Li Qianru's beautiful and warm district chief's house, Zhou Yandong didn't understand why he did this.After all, what he hated the most since he was a child is politics, although he has a lot of knowledge in this area.What's more, what he hates the most is the district governor's mansion where Li Qianru lives now, which looks exquisite, majestic and majestic, but not at all popular.Especially the district chief's big bedroom was not popular at all, and he felt chills in it.

Why do you want to do this?Fuck, it's Liu Yunhui's fault!

When I come back, I must ask him to repay me well!

In the Tan family's old house, Han Lingjun handed over his final plan to Master.After reading it, Li Jin nodded and said, "It can be passed, so let's follow this plan! It's just... there are still some small problems that are difficult to solve."

Han Lingjun knew where the problem was, and it was the location of their Zhengyuan Gate.It is so remote, surrounded by deep mountains and old forests, and there is not even a single family.Since the development of StarCraft, there is no separate farmhouse, let alone a B&B.Their temple fair was finally scheduled for half a month, so that they would not let down their hard work of preparing for so long.But the half-month temple fair is full of programs, where do the pilgrims live?After all, it is not advisable to camp in the deep mountains and old forests. If a snake crawls in, it will be no joke.

In fact, Han Lingjun had already thought of a solution, but he never told Li Jin about it.Because his behavior can be regarded as a kind of speculation, but it can be regarded as a way of keeping the fat and water out of the fields of outsiders.So he thought about it, asked Li Jin tentatively, and said, "Master, this problem is actually easy to solve. Uh... I took the surrounding land behind your back. It is in front of your land , the land close to the development zone. I want to build a homestay and hotel there, integrating catering, accommodation and leisure. Do you think...reliable?"

Li Jin sucked his teeth, took a look at Han Lingjun, and said, "It's not reliable." After he finished speaking, he stepped forward and patted Han Lingjun suddenly, and said, "It's too reliable! Go, Haner! Match it up, and do it accordingly." So I got up. If there is money, we will earn together as master and apprentice, cooperate and win-win, and eat meat if we have meat."

Han Lingjun covered her small chest and said, "Master, you just scared me..."

But this matter is indeed a win-win situation. The Zhengyuan Gate is too remote, and it is indeed not easy to develop popularity.And Han Lingjun built a dining and accommodation area nearby, which just happened to provide convenience.In this way, the popularity of Zhengyuanmen attracts tourists, and tourists drive the development of catering and accommodation areas, and the catering and accommodation areas can provide convenience for Zhengyuanmen. Why not do it?

So in the afternoon, Han Lingjun ordered his manager team to build several hotels within a month.At least 1 people can be accommodated at the same time, regardless of the decoration, just consider the living comfort.

As soon as the person in charge received the boss's order, he immediately started the project and put it in the first execution item.In the evening, the project started, and the construction was carried out using the most advanced construction technology.This kind of technology is very expensive, and general construction companies will not adopt it.Even if Li Jin was in a hurry, he didn't choose to let the project leader use this technology. After all, he was too poor, and every time he did a task, he would spend his money to the bottom of the box.

Han Lingjun acted swiftly and resolutely, and did what he said. Overnight, there were so many construction teams around the deserted mountains.There are few people there, and no one will pay attention in a short time.By the time anyone notices, his project should be over, too.Just quietly scaring the public like this, Han Lingjun always likes to do this.

And Liu Yunhui, who was stationed in the wormhole, finally received an order to rush back to the capital Earth.Before he set off, he took a deep breath and sent a message to Zhou Yandong who gave his strength: "Although you have gone too far this time, thank you. I will pay more attention when I go back, and use practical actions." This sentence was sent from Sincerely, after Old Tan woke up, he couldn't wait to see him, but he was ordered by Old Li to guard the wormhole.There is no way, this is a fortress, and he is considered a fierce general, so it is reasonable to let him guard here.

But he knew in his heart that Old Li just didn't want the three of them to get together to make trouble.That was all 800 years ago, and this old man Li just loves to hold grudges.

In the Three Musketeers of Jiyou, Tan Jinlin is a fighter character, Zhou Yandong is a good young man, and Liu Yunhui is a troublemaker.In fact, he didn't do anything, but when he was a child, he climbed up the wall and climbed the house to be mischievous. When he saw an adult, he was cowardly, and when he turned around, he started to go to the sky and into the earth again.After growing up, I gradually became more reliable, but instead of being naughty as a child, I became more and more honest.

In fact, this is just an outsider's illusion. Liu Yunhui carefully put away that mischievousness, being honest before others, and letting go of himself after others.For example, Zhou Yandong never dreamed that Liu Yunhui would wear that sexy and hot little bullet.It's incredible!

After receiving the message from his old friend, Zhou Yandong replied: "How do you plan to repay me?"

The other party's reply was straightforward: "I will perform a striptease for you in person."

Zhou Yandong: "...No need..."

Thinking of his hard work in the bathroom for more than half an hour that night, he suspected that his body might be hollowed out.

Tan Jinlin has been living in a shallow place recently, and has been recuperating in his room on the pretext of feeling unwell.Li Jin went out early and returned late. Recently, the construction of the Niangniang Temple has reached a critical period - the statue of Zhusheng Niangniang.The Zhusheng empress is dressed in a solemn and elegant robe, holding a boy in her left hand and a girl in her right.The little doll is carved in pink and jade, so cute that everyone can't help but want to have one.Li Jin looked at the newly completed statue of Empress Zhusheng, and said to the big apprentice next to him, "Look at those twins, aren't they cute?"

Han Lingjun nodded and said, "Lovely, does Master want to give birth?"

Li Jin: ...

Han Lingjun: "...I mean, I can't help but want to have a couple after watching it."

Li Jin cleared his throat, and said, "Well, it's human nature. You're not too young, and it's time to start a family. Did your dad urge you? Does he want to have a grandson too?" Li Jin changed the topic, tried his best Forget about that thought just now.

Han Lingjun replied very easily: "How could it be? He is going to hold another son soon, and my little mother is about to give birth, and she shows her big belly in the circle of friends every day. I don't think it will be a problem if I don't have a baby in this life." , then there will be one less person who will rob property with his second son."

Li Jin: ...how can I suddenly feel that the big apprentice is so pitiful?Sure enough, after giving birth to a second child, the eldest will have no status.

Thinking of this, Li Jin felt elated again. Fortunately, his mother didn't have a second child. ...But my mother can't have a second child, because she doesn't have a husband!No, where did she come from without a husband?In fact, Li Jin has always wanted to know who his real father is, but his mother never told him.He guessed that mom and dad might have divorced, and dad might have hurt mom.Otherwise why did she never mention him?When he thought that his father might also be a scumbag, that he might marry a young mother, and that he might have given birth to two, three, four or five children a long time ago, Li Jin felt inexplicable... not at all.

No matter who he is, mom is the most important thing!

Seeing the sunset, Li Jin began to prepare to go down the mountain and go home to hug his wife.The daughter-in-law has become more and more delicate these days, and she will feel uncomfortable when the wind blows.He ordered the old housekeeper to make Lao Tan a soup that would nourish the quilt, and when he was talking to the old housekeeper, Li Jin was a little puzzled by the look in his eyes.I patted my chest and promised that I would obey my wife's order and stew this bowl of soup well.

When Li Jin went back, as soon as he entered the yard, he smelled a strong fragrance.He muttered: "It smells so good!" It's just that in this fragrance, why is there an... indescribable smell?

Li Jin cleared his throat, maybe he lost his sense of smell?So he went back to the room first to ask the little daughter-in-law to have dinner.

Tan Jinlin's excuse for not going out was not because he was really delicate and weak, on the contrary, he suddenly felt that his strength had exploded in the past few days.That kind of strength is not reflected in the body, he was also a strength player before.The muscles are tight and powerful, and the explosive power is also very strong.But this kind of power is reflected in the dantian. For example, when he got up to take a bath in the morning, he gently grasped the bathtub, and the bathtub was shattered by him.But he didn't feel that he was exerting force, and that force seemed to be released from his dantian, operating his hands, and releasing it on the target object.

This feeling of being full of power made Tan Jinlin very excited, but this feeling of not being able to freely control the power made him feel a little uncomfortable.So in the past few days, he devoted himself to retreat, looking for a way to control this force.Finally, after his careful research these days, this force can finally be retracted freely.

I still want to thank Li Jin for giving him the way to express his mind, otherwise he would not have mastered the trick so quickly.

After being able to freely control his power, Tan Jinlin can finally see clearly what he is.He checked that it was still early, slowly relaxed all the muscles in his body, closed his eyes and took a deep breath.Feeling all the breath in the dantian slowly flow to the four limbs and eight veins, and then he felt the familiar pain that seemed to burst the skin.

After the intense pain, he saw himself transformed into a four-legged beast in the mirror.To be honest, this beast is very majestic and mighty, and the scales all over its body exude a black-gold luster.The four legs are as hard as iron, and the scales on the body seem to be extremely durable.With every step, cloud-like flames can rise from the four feet.He immediately withdrew his breath and changed back to human form, because at the moment he changed form, four holes had been burned in the floor by him.

Tan Jinlin: ...How can I explain to my wife now?

Just as he was thinking like this, Tan Jinlin heard the sound of pushing the door: ...Oops, I haven't put on any clothes yet...

Since he has not yet controlled the state of the transformation, Tan Jinlin always takes off his clothes before transforming, otherwise the clothes will be damaged.However, the Gestalt was too busy studying the floor, forgetting that he was not dressed yet.

So I saw the little daughter-in-law pushed the door and walked in, and looked at him standing in the middle of the four scorched holes with a look of surprise, as if she didn't know what to say.Tan Jinlin didn't know what to say, anyway...it's all like this, you can watch it for a while if you want!

Finally, Li Jin couldn't help but said: "Daughter-in-law, performance art?" Burned four holes in the floor at home and then stripped naked and stood in the middle of the four holes and pretended to be a meditator?Didn't he marry a fool?

Tan Jinlin finally found a reason for himself to step down, took a deep breath, and said, "Actually... I wanted to give you a surprise, but I lit four candles and burned the floor..." The excuse can be more stupid .

Li Jin laughed wildly after hearing this, and said while laughing, "Did you fall asleep with a candle?" That's right, Li Jin actually believed it.

Tan Jinlin looked stupidly at his younger daughter-in-law who was even more stupid, and said, "You came back too late." After speaking, he looked at him with resentful eyes.

Li Jin immediately began to review his own mistakes. He stepped forward and hugged Tan Jinlin, patted his back, and said, "I'm really too busy recently, so I will spend a day with you tomorrow. Don't be angry, I am too. For our future..." In fact, he really didn't want to tell Tan Jinlin that you only have two months to live now, and after two months you will have to be brought back to the leash!But my merits can save you, and all my busy work is to exchange for your longevity!

He was worried that Tan Jinlin would be afraid. A person who came back from the dead must be most worried about losing everything again.

Tan Jinlin also hugged Li Jin, and suddenly felt that such a simple and lovely little daughter-in-law was really rare.He should thank Zhou Yandong well another day, thank him for sending Li Jin to his side.So Tan Jinlin bent down, kissed Li Jin's lips, hugged him horizontally, put him on the bed, and began a long wet French kiss.

Li Jinkong has a heart that wants to turn passive into active, but the young daughter-in-law is too strong, and she can't take the lead no matter what.He didn't know that he didn't sleep well, but he always felt that the strength of the little daughter-in-law had grown.After kissing, I found that my arm was bruised.I didn't want to admit that I was cheated by my wife, so I pretended nothing happened, and took the strong version of my wife to dinner.

When I arrived at the restaurant, I realized that the strong aroma that I just smelled was the old housekeeper cooking soup.No wonder the old housekeeper told Li Jin that before leaving, he would help him finish the matter.As soon as he smelled the soup, he thought it was delicious, so he said to the old housekeeper as soon as he entered the door: "Uncle Gao, bring me a bowl of soup, it smells so good!"

Lao Gao was overjoyed immediately, and said, "Okay! You are waiting, ma'am!" The old housekeeper went into the kitchen, filled two bowls of soup and brought them over, and ordered the servants to start serving the dishes.

Li Jin looked at today's dishes, and was a little dumbfounded: fried squid with leeks, scrambled eggs with leeks, egg soup with leeks, fried shellfish with leeks, and a plate of dumplings...

Li Jin raised his head and asked the old housekeeper, "Shui Dumplings...are they made of leeks and eggs?"

The old butler shook his head and said, "How can I do that!"

Li Jin breathed a sigh of relief, and only heard the old housekeeper say, "It's leek meat. Don't we have scrambled eggs with leeks and egg soup with leeks? You can't have leeks and eggs in dumplings."

Li Jin: ...not Uncle Gao, what are you trying to do?

The old butler put the two bowls of soup in front of Li Jin and Tan Jinlin with an expression of "I'm on your side, madam".Li Jin stirred the soup in the bowl, and finally understood what was going on with the understanding expression on the old housekeeper's face.Before the old housekeeper bumped into him and played with Tan Jinlin who was still awake, and gave him a few gadgets the next day, is there a sequel?

Li Jin cleared his throat, and said lowly to Tan Jinlin, "If you don't want to drink, don't drink it, don't force it."

Tan Jinlin looked puzzled, and said, "Why don't you drink it? It's delicious! There are also leeks. I like leeks the most."

Li Jin: ...Fuck, is it true?

So Tan Jinlin, under Li Jin's silent gaze, finished a bowl of soup in one gulp, then silently handed the bowl to the old housekeeper, and said, "Uncle Gao, have another bowl."

Li Jin: ...don't you?

But since you are not afraid, what else do I have to be afraid of?So he sipped the soup in small sips.While drinking, he realized that Tan Jinlin's complexion was not very good.His brows were tightly furrowed, his face was flushed, and his chest was bulging.Just as Li Jin was about to ask him if he was feeling well, he suddenly stood up and said as if suppressing his discomfort, "I'm going to rest for a while, please don't disturb me."

Li Jin also stood up, but Tan Jinlin had already returned to his room.Li Jin frowned and said, "Uncle Gao, what's wrong with him?"

Uncle Gao shook his head with a puzzled look on his face. Could it be that the medicinal effect of the soup has increased?It can't be that fast, can it?Besides, this is just a tonic soup, not a medicine.

Li Jin got up and chased him out, and said, "I'll go see how he is, if he feels uncomfortable, he needs to see a doctor! You don't care about your body!" He followed Tan Jinlin's footsteps and walked towards the room.