Prince He is a magic stick [Interstellar]

Li Jin: "...Wait, no, are you fooling the devil? Open your big eyes and see, besides a pool of fish, where did the beast come from?"

System: Zhenshan Divine Beast has signed for it, please let me know.

In this shameless system, what is not given is given. Can you still have a bit of professional ethics in the system?He rolled up his sleeves and reasoned with the system: "You said that I signed for the beast, but you have to tell me exactly what the beast looks like? Even if you have already put him into the mountain, at least I can fight it when I meet him in the future." Say hello. Can you give me one of the appearance attributes?"

System: Reward item - Zhenshan Divine Beast

Appearance - unknown

Attributes - Unknown

Function - also ask the host to independently develop

P and S: There are many ways to play, a lot of fun, and the beasts have strong intelligence, so be careful not to play it off.

Li Jin: ... What's the difference between saying this and not saying it?

As for the red PS at the end, Li Jin felt even more inexplicable.You are a mountain monster, if you don't take good care of the mountain, who the hell is playing with you?There is still a lot of fun, what fun is a mythical beast?However, it is true that the divine beasts have strong intelligence, and sometimes even spirits like them dare not underestimate them.As for being careful not to take it off?Li Jin couldn't get angry at the words without any beginning or end.

Just as he was about to continue the theory with the system, Tan Jinlin, who had just entered meditation, woke up.Tan Jinlin has been following Li Jin's words for the past few days and takes a Nayuan Pill every day.At the beginning, I only felt that my spirit was getting better and better, and gradually my body was getting stronger and stronger.Taking it again today, he instantly entered a trance state.This feeling is very subtle, as if entering a state of ecstasy.I can only feel the circulation of the airflow in my body, and my spirit is also running with the movement of the airflow.Just such a small Sunday, a small Sunday.

Li Jin found that Tan Jinlin's aptitude was good, even much higher than that of his apprentice Han Lingjun.This is of course inevitable. Not everyone can be a people's hero. If it is not born with good aptitude, how can it be possible to become a hero.Li Jin turned to look at Li Jinlin, and asked, "How do you feel? Is there anything uncomfortable?"

Tan Jinlin shook his head and said, "No, it feels like I fell into a deep sleep, and my spirit has improved a lot."

This is normal, especially when Tan Jinlin has been in a coma for more than ten years, the body needs to be recuperated.Li Jin took out the "Elementary Tuna Formula" and "Foreigner Trial Kung Fu Boxing Manual" and gave it to him, and said: "If you practice together with these two secret books, your body will soon return to its peak state. If you are lucky, you may reach a higher level." Since we are going to start a school, we must bring our daughter-in-law to practice together, otherwise the daughter-in-law who was raised after a hundred years will die and there will be nowhere to cry.

Wait... Li Jin suddenly realized a serious problem.The daughter-in-law's life is extended by his merits, but the current daughter-in-law can only live for two months!Fuck, fuck, what am I still doing here?

Li Jin wiped his tears and re-entered the Sea of ​​Consciousness. He didn't have the heart to argue with the system. The monsters in the mountains are not important, let's continue the life of his wife first!As for building a foundation... while continuing to live, there is always a little extra merit.Save slowly, sooner or later one day the foundation will be established!It's just that it will take longer to find the mother, but it doesn't matter, the mother can find it slowly, but the life of the daughter-in-law can't wait.

So Li Jin clicked on a new task, and accepted the task after reviewing the questions.The new task also made Li Jin quite puzzled. He sucked his teeth, although he guessed that a temple would definitely be built after the basic configuration was completed, but why was this Bodhisattva built first? ? ?Li Jin was a little puzzled.

Task description: Build a palace for sending off children and empresses

Task rewards: [-] merit points, [-] lotus seeds, and a glimpse of the mother-child spring

Time limit: within one month (30 days)

Failure penalty: wipe neck

Task props: blueprints of the Goddess of Sending the Son, architectural blueprints of the Zicun Temple

Mission Description: The Empress of Sending Children is the god in charge of giving birth to children. Human beings place emphasis on life and reproduction, so Empress Zhusheng is the most respected.It is a great merit to build temples and halls for sending off children.

Although it was very puzzling, Li Jin happily accepted this mission because it gave the most merit points.And it also has additional rewards, but what is the use of a hundred lotus seeds?Li Jin discovered that the additional rewards for each task will be determined according to the current situation.The system is also eclectic. For example, the last time he repaired the feng shui pool, he sent him a thousand koi.This time he built the Songzi Niangniang Palace, and gave him a hundred lotus seeds and a Zimu spring.

The Songzi Niangniang Temple that Li Jin knows usually has Zimu Spring and Baizi Pond.The Zimu Spring is the legendary holy water, and a pool of lotus root is planted in the Baizi Pond, which is full of lotus seeds in summer.Lotus seeds, lotus seeds, will give birth to precious sons after eating.Li Jin guessed that the hundred lotus seeds should be prepared for the Baizichi.

The system is right, life and reproduction are the key to human survival.If there is no descendant, human beings will not be able to survive.In this way, there is nothing unjustifiable in putting the temple of Songzi Niangniang first.

Li Jin was in a daze, while Tan Jinlin waited quietly beside him without disturbing him.It's just that there was a thoughtful expression on his face. When he was unconscious, he had vaguely heard Li Jin talking to someone in the void.Who should Li Jin be making a deal with?This little guy won't be cheated, right?Tan Jinlin is very worried about his little daughter-in-law, but that person in the void cannot be touched by himself, so he doesn't even have the ability to protect him.He felt very powerless, so he suddenly gave birth to a person who wanted to communicate with that person in the void just like Li Jin.

While Tan Jinlin was thinking, Xiao Zhao rushed over again.He was holding a huge box in his hand, but the box didn't seem to be heavy, and it was quite easy to run.

Tan Jinlin looked at Li Jin who was still in sedation, quietly got up and came to Xiao Zhao, and asked, "Is this for your master?"

Xiao Zhao respectfully called his wife, and then said, "It's Master's courier. It's strange, why would someone send the courier here?" People, maybe there will be many god-man friends.

Tan Jinlin nodded and said, "Leave it to me! I'll give it to him when he wakes up later."

Without even thinking about it, Xiao Zhao handed the box to Tan Jinlin. The master said that he should treat his wife like a master, so there is no difference between giving it to his wife and giving it to his master.

After taking the box, Tan Jinlin was a little curious about what was inside.But the box was very light, and he shook it, but nothing happened.Li Jin was still in a state of concentration, so he put the box aside.Although the two are husband and wife and have a close relationship, Tan Jinlin will not mess with Li Jin's things casually.Respect and tolerance are important conditions for maintaining a long-term intimate relationship.

After a while, Li Jin finally woke up. He took a deep breath, thinking about how to plan the location of the Songzi Niangniang Hall.

Generally, the halls of Taoist temples are divided into successive and orderly, and the gods of Taoism also have ranks.On the central axis behind the mountain gate, halls of leading figures must be built to show respect.

So this is the first palace to be built, Li Jin has a bit of a problem.Just when he was in trouble, Li Jin saw Tan Jinlin next to him handing over a large box.Li Jin asked inexplicably, "What is it?"

Tan Jinlin said: "I don't know, just now your apprentice said that it was a courier delivered by someone."

Li Jin immediately took the box and asked in surprise, "Is it so fast this time?" In the past, he only received the courier when he returned to the Tan family's old house, but this time it was delivered directly to him outside the mountain gate. It seems that the relevant staff of the system are Efficiency is getting higher and higher.He took a pair of small scissors from the space, opened the box, and took out the drawings inside.

While dismantling the drawings, Li Jin said, "Come here, your husband will show you something good." As he spoke, he unfolded the drawings. The first one was an architectural drawing, which was very beautifully drawn. There were a total of ten detailed structural drawings .The standard of pure oriental ancient buildings, the painted pillars on the beams alone will cost the builders a lot of effort.

Tan Jinlin asked, "What is this?"

Li Jin replied: "It's... the architectural blueprint of the Songzi Niangniang Palace." Why is it a bit shameful to say this?He is a big man, and he actually wants to build the palace of sending off his son and empress.But it's okay, who stipulated that men are not allowed to repair the palace of sending off their children?

Tan Jinlin was a little hesitant to speak, and held back for a long time before asking when Li Jin unfolded the blueprint of the statue of the Empress Sending a Child, "...are we going to have a baby?"

Li Jin: ...Where did the little daughter-in-law misunderstand?

Li Jin immediately waved his hand and said, "No, no, we won't give birth. I know you won't be able to give birth, so don't feel pressured. This is my new task. The Fengshui Pool at the Shanmen Gate has completed the welcoming steps, and the corresponding supporting facilities should also be up. Now we are going to build the Songzi Niangniang Temple, which is a goddess in charge of fertility."

Tan Jinlin next to him suffocated his laughter and hurt himself a bit. He was actually just joking with Li Jin. In fact, what he wanted to say most was "I really want you to give birth to me." Forced to hold back.So he lowered his head and continued to look at the drawing of the statue. For some reason, he looked at Li Jin many times against the face of the empress who sent the child, and he always felt that Li Jin and this empress looked quite similar.

Maybe he thought too much!

After reading the drawings, Li Jin took a deep breath and sent a message to his big apprentice Han Lingjun: "Han Er! How much money do we have?"

Han Lingjun replied quickly: "Master, we still have 200 million in our account! I just settled the final payment for the construction, and there is still a balance of 200 million. Master, our last event was very successful, should I give myself some money?" Kudos."

Li Jin covered his face, wanting to tell his big apprentice that 200 million might not even be enough to plug his teeth.Because we are going to build the Empress Palace for Songzi soon, although this empress is relatively simple, but she has more peripherals.To build Zimu Spring and Baizichi, it will cost a lot of money.According to Li Jin's rough calculations, it will cost at least 900, and it may not be capped at tens of millions.

This feeling of not being able to make ends meet made Li Jin very helpless.

He turned on the communicator, scanned the architectural drawings, and sent them to Han Lingjun: "Han'er! Take the 200 million as a deposit and hand it over to the person in charge of the previous construction, and then send him these two architectural drawings, and let him The entry will start immediately. The construction period is still one month, this may be a little troublesome, so we must work overtime to complete it."

Han Lingjun has no pressure on Master's high-density housing progress. After all, he has been in a high-intensity job for more than two years, and this job is nothing at all.So he closed the tome "Encyclopedia of Talismans and Talismans for Beginners", called the previous person in charge of the construction project, and immediately set off to work.

Li Jin and Tan Jinlin pressed the rocks under the mountain gate to study the drawings for a long time, and finally Li Jin summed up the core of an ancient building.The front is Qian, the back is Kun, the east is the sun, and the west is the moon.According to the architectural pattern, the Empress of Sending Children should be on the west side of the central axis, thinking about the position of Empress of Birth, Li Jin built her hall in the due west, which is the position of Kunyue.

After deciding on the location, Li Jin asked Xiao Zhao to determine the specific location of Zicun Hall according to his own plan.Make a mark and send it to the big brother.The elder brother then conveyed the request to the person in charge of the construction project, so that it is convenient to start working overtime to enter the architectural drawings.

After planning the location, Li Jin put the architectural drawings into the space, and started thinking about making money again.Now relying on selling talisman paper, selling peripherals, and doing some small activities, Li Jin can still barely pay for the sect's expenses.If the next task was to take on a costly one, Li Jin wouldn't even have a place to cry.We have to find a way to save some money, but how?We can’t run a dojo anymore, like that kind of dojo for thousands of people, it’s enough to do it once, and it will be boring if you do it too much.

Li Jin took a deep breath, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration. For the time being, this month's income can still settle the money for the Songzi Niangniang Temple. When the Songzi Niangniang Temple is completed, a targeted temple fair can be held.

However, before the temple fair, Li Jin still needs to investigate whether the interstellar newlyweds have a high fertility rate, and whether there are many intractable diseases such as infertility.If there are many, then this temple fair should be able to be held.

Li Jin told Tan Jinlin about this idea. Tan Jinlin thought about it and said, "Although I don't know the birth rate of interstellar babies, there was a birth crisis 18 years ago. Because with the development of technology, There are more and more medical technologies that artificially intervene in reproduction, which has already broken the balance of fertility. Therefore, the probability of natural conception is getting lower and lower, so that the number of newborns in those years has been greatly reduced."

"Then how did you solve it?" According to Li Jin's knowledge, after that catastrophe, there were more newborns, and the birth rate was very high.Therefore, the population of Interstellar has almost doubled in these 18 years.

Tan Jinlin replied: "Medical intervention, I don't know if you have heard of artificial wombs."

Li Jinshisan looked confused and said, "Human...artificial womb?"

Tan Jinlin smiled and said, "Yes, an artificial womb. If you want to give birth, we can..."

Li Jin immediately shook his hand and said, "No, no, no, no, I don't want to..." In his memory, he had only left his mother for a few days, and he wanted to have a child. No, no, absolutely no.Not because of anything else, but because Li Jin felt that he was not up to the role of father.

Tan Jinlin held Li Jin's hand and said, "Don't worry, I'm just talking casually. We're not in a hurry, anyway, it's going to be a long time."

Li Jin cleared his throat, and changed the topic: "Then, if you say this, the interstellar people shouldn't have the problem of infertility?"

But Tan Jinlin shook his head and said: "No, Interstellar Medical College does not advocate such reproductive methods, and most people hope to conceive their own offspring. This is the nature of human beings. Only by having children conceived by oneself can one have a sense of happiness. Moreover, this is also a law of nature. If we continue to use medical methods to intervene in fertility, the human fertility rate will only decrease. If things go on like this...the consequences will be unimaginable, so many couples who have difficulty in conceiving are trying to create humans."

Li Jin chuckled, and for some reason suddenly said: "Actually, they like the development process, right?" This sentence came from a joke, and Li Jin was just telling it as a joke, but unexpectedly raised his head and looked at Tan Jinlin At that time, the other party looked at him intoxicated.

Li Jin was startled, and said, "Uh... this? Well, did you misunderstand something?"

Tan Jinlin looked at the young daughter-in-law's blushing cheeks and said, "No..." Then he pressed him against the gatepost of the mountain gate, lowered his head and kissed him, and kissed him very overwhelmingly.This deep kiss lasted about ten minutes, and Xiao Zhao, who came here again to report on his work, hid behind the mountain gate and did not dare to approach.While peeping, he complained: "Master still has the nerve to call us Shi Niang, this is obviously Shi Dae!"

Li Jin, who blushed and enjoyed the kiss, realized after ten minutes, hey, who am I and where am I?This is wrong, shouldn't I kiss him?

So Li Jin turned against the guest, turned over and pressed Tan Jinlin on the gate post of the mountain gate, and said, "Hey, it's reversed, it's reversed."

Xiao Zhao behind the door: ...Master, you just realized it now, isn't it a bit late?

Tan Jinlin, who had taken advantage enough, had a smile in his eyes, obediently leaning on the mountain gate and letting Li Jin kiss him.On the cheeks and the tips of the ears, there is a slight pink color.The little guy is so cute, I want it so much, I want it so sleepy, I really want him to give me a baby.I don't know if the mother-in-law will send children to same-sex couples?

Li Jin finally raised his head after kissing him enough, and wiped Tan Jinlin's saliva thoughtfully.

When they finally stopped all their actions, Xiao Zhao pretended to have just arrived and said, "Master...Master, brother just sent a message saying that the construction company has paid the deposit, and our small treasury is empty. He said I don’t know if Master agrees with me if I want to go public.”

Li Jin: ...

"Zhao Er, tell your elder brother that although our sect is very poor now, it is not so poor that he needs to sell himself."

Zhao Hanqing: ...

Tan Jinlin: ...

Xiao Zhao cleared his throat, and said: "...not the master, what the big brother means is that he wants to rent a decent house, and go to the sea for fortune-telling and Feng Shui. Although there are many netizens now, and the Internet is almost fully covered. But most people are right. The Internet also reports a virtual mentality, if you want to do big business, you still need hardware facilities.”

Li Jin: ...

Are there too many messy things in my mind recently?

He cleared his throat in embarrassment, and said, "Oh, that's it! Um...it's okay, I've worked so hard for you to worry about the sect's construction all day long. Let's do this! I'll discuss it with your big brother when I go back, let's see What specific ideas does he have?"

Xiao Zhao scratched his head and said, "Okay." He murmured in his heart, in fact, if the elder brother goes public, he probably can make a lot of money.

Several people drove back home in a classic car, and when they got back, Han Lingjun was writing with a brush.After seeing those three words, the black line on Li Jin's head almost fell off.He cleared his throat and read: "Han Banxian..." Then he patted Han Lingjun on the shoulder and said, "Well, I have ideals and pursuits."

Han Lingjun heard the sarcasm in the master's words, and asked: "I read in our books that fortune-tellers and geomantic omens call themselves X half immortals. Is there anything wrong with that, master?"

Li Jin patted Han Lingjun on the shoulder and said, "There's nothing wrong with it, but it's a pity to look at Fengshui with your face. Hey, Zhao Er, get me a pen for Master."

Zhao Hanqing took a pen for Li Jin, Li Jin waved his hand, and wrote on the paper while saying: "Seeing the way of heaven, knowing the mystery. With your Han Banxian, the advertising fee will be saved. But what job do you take? Ordinary fortune-telling Judging by the appearance, in fact, you can’t make much money.”

Han Lingjun smiled mysteriously, and said: "Master, I have accepted a big order. Some buddies in the circle asked me to set up a feng shui bureau. I asked for a price of [-], which is pocket money for them."

Li Jin nodded, but this is not a long-term solution!For long-term development, Li Jin had to spread the sect's popularity.However, the sect is completely empty now, and there is nothing to sell at all, which is also depressing.

Tan Jinlin next to him watched for a long time, and said, "Actually, the temple fair you just mentioned is pretty good, why don't you warm it up first?"

Han Lingjun looked up at his wife and asked, "What temple fair?"

Li Jin immediately said: "Oh, it's the themed temple fair." So Li Jin told Han Lingjun that he was going to hold a themed temple fair at the Songzi Niangniang Temple, the significance of the Taoist temple fair, and the pertinence of the themed temple fair. come out.

"It is for couples who have no children after marriage. The Goddess of Sending Children is the god in charge of giving birth. She holds a virgin boy in one hand and a virgin girl in the other hand. She can ask for a boy or a girl. After begging, drink a sip of Zimu spring and eat a lotus seed , very effective."

Upon hearing this, Han Lingjun said, "Master, why didn't you say it earlier? Don't you know that I am the best at organizing such activities?"

Li Jin was a little hesitant, and said, "But our Palace of Sending Children and Empresses has not been completed yet, and we don't have anything in hand. How can we start activities?"

Han Lingjun said: "We can warm up! Although the Empress Hall has not been completed, the construction company has already built a model. It is easy for them to help process a hologram. We warm up one month in advance, one month Afterwards, the Songzi Niangniang Palace will be built, just right for the temple fair to be held directly. At that time, the popularity will rise, so why not do it?"

yes!How did he forget about the preheating event?At that time, when the task is handed in, and the mother-child springs gush out, won't the temple fair be a matter of course?And the things the system sends are all good things.Maybe this eye-child mother spring has the function of regulating the human reproductive system. After the couple who are seeking children drink it, it is estimated that it will be as efficacious as Tang monks and apprentices drinking the son-mother spring!

Li Jin also had a question, would a man who drank Zimu Spring have the same worries as Tang Seng and his disciples?He had to ask the system about this matter.

So he knocked on the door of the system and asked his own question. The system was silent for a moment, and replied, "Maybe...?"

Li Jin:? ? ? WTF? ? ?