Prince He is a magic stick [Interstellar]

Hearing Han Lingjun's unprepared call "mother's wife", Li Jin was so frightened that his back went numb.He turned his head to look at Tan Jinlin, and was silently relieved to see that the other party was still obedient and docile.

Han'er is fine everywhere, but this mouth... His leg seems to be itching again before the matter of sending flowers is over.

And Xiao Zhao, who was on the side, seemed to have just reacted, and he looked as if he had seen a ghost, and the surprise was indescribable in words.There is no other reason, because Xiao Zhao was assigned to the Tan family's old house after graduation, and was responsible for the peripheral work of General Tan's housekeeping.He often sees Tan Jinlin in a vegetative state.Suddenly one day, he saw Tan Jinlin in real life. This kind of shock was beyond the comprehension of others.

And Han Lingjun was just surprised, did the general wake up?Is the general really awake?The awakened general and master are a good match!Huh?The general wakes up, can the master still use him as a blow-up doll?

Han Lingjun felt that her brain circuit was also strange.

Li Jin cleared his throat and said to Tan Jinlin: "Well, let me introduce you. This is my first apprentice, Han Lingjun. This is my second apprentice, Zhao Hanqing. You can call them Xiao Han and Xiao Zhao, and you can tell them to do something. Don't worry, in their minds, master and mistress have the same status."

Han Lingjun and Zhao Hanqing nodded immediately, they must be the same!Master and mistress are so loving, and the identity of mistress is so detached!

And Tan Jinlin's reaction was as simple as ever, just humming lightly.Obviously, he didn't have much interest in these two little reminders beside his wife, although he focused on sweeping Han Lingjun's face.I silently passed him in my heart. Although he looks good, he lacks momentum and is not worth mentioning.As for the one next to him, to be honest, he swallowed water, let alone having any competitiveness.

Tan Jinlin just sat there with an obedient face, and with that proud appearance alone, he could instantly kill these two people.

Li Jin took a small blanket to cover Tan Jinlin, and said to him, "Sit here and wait for a while, I still have something to deal with." After he finished speaking, he was about to turn around to listen to the performance reports of his apprentices, but Tan Jinlin Grab it.

I had no choice but to turn around and look at Tan Jinlin, only to see a bit of attachment and reluctance on his handsome and angry face, and said in a low voice, "Don't...don't go."

He...is he acting like a baby?Li Jin looked at Tan Jinlin with a look of surprise, and said that whoever the chick saw first after breaking its shell would be its mother.And Tan Jinlin has been in a coma for more than ten years, and now he has just woken up, and he is not much different from a chick that has just broken its shell.So the first time he saw Li Jin, did he pin his feelings on him?

This is just... great!

The corners of Li Jin's lips could not help but rise, and he held Tan Jinlin's hand and said, "Good boy, my husband is just going to collect a report. Didn't I tell you before? Your man bought you a piece of land, and now he is building a house. Wait After the house is built, I can officially marry you. Hey, it costs a lot of money to build a house. We just opened a dojo, so I don’t know how much money we can make this time. Wait for me here, tonight I will accompany you well."

Hearing the latter sentence, Tan Jinlin opened his hand.

Li Jin finally went in front of the disciples and asked, "Well... tell me, how is the battle going today?" But he didn't see Tan Jinlin behind him, the corners of his lips curled up in a subtle arc.

After listening to Li Jin's question, Han Lingjun immediately took out an electronic notebook for accounting.While poking the report with his fingers, he said, "I have asked my subordinates to sort out the cash donated by fans on the spot, and set up three merit boxes in total. Both my junior and I have more than 30 yuan, and you, the master, have the most. It's more than 90."

After hearing the data, Li Jin said, "It's not much, is it? It's only about 150 million in total?" Over 100 million, what's there to be excited about?Listening to Xiao Han's excited expression when he just came in, Li Jin thought how much money he had gained?

Han Lingjun smiled mysteriously, and said: "Master, listen to me, I haven't finished the report yet. You know, cash is rarely used in interstellar currency circulation now, so even if everyone donates all the cash on their bodies , at most it is our current number. So, I also considered this problem when I set up the merit box. In order to avoid the embarrassment of not being able to donate without cash in hand, I posted a donation two on the top of our merit box QR code."

Li Jin: ...

It really is a profiteer!Even cheating donations is so unreasonable!Also posted a QR code?You just cut it off.

Regarding this matter, Li Jin just wanted to say...

"Han'er! Well done! Come, come, tell me how much money is in our account?" Li Jin rubbed his hands, obviously looking forward to the amount of money.

Han Lingjun called out Mr. Jinli’s Weibo account and said, “The donations on site totaled more than 758 yuan. There were also those who tipped our official blog frantically after the Fa conference, and those who tipped me on Weibo. Even Junior Brother’s Weibo is up, with 3000+ followers. I did a rough calculation, including the rewards from Master, myself and Junior Brother, on-site cash donations and transfers, the total is 10,000 million yuan! Master, plus The 965 million in our hands is almost enough for the first phase of the construction of Fengshui Lingchi!"

Li Jin nodded in satisfaction, and now the engineering director is still inputting engineering drawings.Although the other party promised that they could pay the project fee in advance, since they had money in hand, Li Jin asked Han Lingjun to send the money to the person in charge immediately.As a long-term development partner, Li Jin didn't want them to have a psychological burden. More than 1000 million project funds are not a small amount.

So Han Lingjun immediately contacted the person in charge of the project and paid the down payment for the project.As for the remaining final payment, they will settle it after the completion of the project.

Li Jin was looking forward to the feng shui pool.Especially the Zhenshan beast, he wanted to know what kind of beast was sent to him.I just hope that the system will stop messing with him. It's fine if he cheats him with more than 2000 points of merit. If he deducts from the system's rewards, then... there's nothing he can do about it.

Li Jin was very satisfied with the success of the dojo.He could make so much money at once, which he had never dreamed of before.In fact, he never thought about making money before, and his mother seemed to have a very rich family background.When he wanted to build another courtyard by the river, he just took out a string of thousand-year-old pearls and exchanged them for tens of millions.I had no idea about money since I was a child, and now I finally understand that it is not easy to make money.

After reporting on the work, Han Lingjun and Xiao Zhao asked Li Jin one after another: "Then, master, what are we going to build next? At least let us do the preparatory work, so as not to be caught off guard."

Li Jin wanted to say who knows what the system wants to build next?I have no choice but to wait for the project to be delivered and wait for the order of the system master.

Take a deep breath—every time Li Jin does this action, the apprentices will have an expression of "Oh, Master is going to preach again",——Li Jin said: "Do things step by step, don't rush. You can't eat a fat man in one breath , the projects must be carried out one by one under the instructions of the patriarch. Now that our spirit pool has been settled, you two don’t have to be tense. Read the book I gave you before, and practice it. After all, we are the mountain gate Zhongren, besides building a sect, homework practice is also essential. Alright, let’s all go to self-study! As a teacher, accompany your mistress well, and I will check your homework later."

The apprentices nodded obediently, and they all left Li Jin's room.

When only Tan Jinlin and Li Jin were left in the room, the atmosphere suddenly became subtle.Tan Jinlin was very obedient, Li Jin asked him to sit there, and he sat there obediently.She just stared at him without blinking, as if all her sustenance was on him.

Li Jin stepped forward to hold his hand and said, "Okay, I'm done. Good news, we have a swimming pool. And it's a super invincible swimming pool, you can swim in whatever you want. Are you happy?"

Tan Jinlin didn't speak, just looked at him silently.

If he hadn't made the sound before, Li Jin would really think that the old Tan who woke up was dumb Tan.But it doesn't matter if he doesn't like to talk. After all, he has slept for so long, and it is normal for him to have difficulty adapting to two-way communication for a while.

Li Jin was not worried, because with the passage of time, he would eventually remember who he was, and he would eventually return to his original appearance.But before that, Li Jin wanted him to completely rely on himself.

In the living room of the Tan family's old house, the housekeeper gave Tan Jinlin's funeral instructions with a heavy heart.Elegant couplets are hung at home, a piece of silver.The plain white invitation card was presented, and the old housekeeper handed it to Li Ganru who was next to him.Li Ganru took a look, then nodded, and then told his assistants: "The press conference can be released. Inform the media reporters and let them come to the memorial ceremony. Jinlin's status is special, and this ceremony must be held."

The assistant nodded and went to work.

The old butler handed over the list of the memorial service to Li Qianru. After a rough look, he felt dizzy, shook his hand, and said to the old butler, "Let the secretary handle these trivial matters!" His mood was a little depressed. After all, he was his only nephew, his sister's only child, and his only relative in this world.Tan Jinlin's death was a great grief to Li Qianru.

The old housekeeper sighed slightly, to him, why not?He treats Tan Jinlin like his own son, even if he is lying there, knowing that there is such a person is comforting in his heart.Now that he had really lost his vital signs and turned into a corpse, the feeling of suddenly being lost made the old butler a little at a loss.

But he still cheered up, and said to Li Qianru: "Mr. District Chief, you...by the way, express my condolences."

Li Qianru sighed slightly, his face was very ugly when he raised his head.He gestured with his hands: "I still remember the first time my sister brought Jinlin to me, he was only so tall... In a blink of an eye,..." Li Ganru couldn't speak anymore, and lowered his head again.

The entire living room was full of gloomy clouds, and everyone's faces were solemn and dignified.It was in stark contrast to the laughter in Tan Jinlin's bedroom.After Li Jin sent his two apprentices out, he took Tan Jinlin to know some high-tech products more than ten years later. In fact, after the technology reached a certain peak, it would enter a corresponding levelling stage.So he has been lying in bed for more than ten years, and his brain has only been updated three times.

However, community software is becoming more and more colorful, especially Weibo and Moments. There are more and more boring stars, and people in the community are more and more good at playing.

Li Jin took Tan Jinlin's hand and asked him to sit on the sofa, while he sat next to him.Holding his tablet in one hand, he put his arms around his shoulders, and said, "Going out now will probably scare them. Let's stay in the room for a while, and then tell the old housekeeper about your resurrection after they all leave. , okay?"

Tan Jinlin moved towards Li Jin timidly, and said in a low voice, "Yes."

Li Jin couldn't help touching his cheek and said, "Good boy."

Withdrawing his hand, he saw a blush on the tips of Tan Jinlin's ears. Does he feel shy when he gets close to him?It was exactly the same as when he was in a vegetative coma!Li Jin deliberately moved closer, put his nose against his nose, and said, "Don't be shy! Come on, let my husband kiss you! It's not like I haven't kissed before, why are you shy?"

Tan Jinlin's ears turned redder, but his eyes were full of smiles.He retreated subconsciously, but Li Jin suddenly came up to him and kissed him.The soft touch spread from the corners of the lips, and Tan Jinlin's cheeks also turned red.

I haven't talked about love, what should I do?

Li Jin laughed happily, took out his smart brain, opened Weibo, and said, "Don't be nervous, let's check Weibo together for a while and see what's interesting." Too much.

The dojo has just ended, and it's time to see the reaction.You can't go out in the room, and you can't stare at Lao Tan.So Li Jin took Lao Tan's hand, leaned on the sofa together and searched for trending searches.

There are always strange things on hot searches, and people can appreciate the changes in the world without leaving home.There was a hot search that was particularly eye-catching, and it maxed out Weibo, and also maxed out Moments.Li Jin was also taken aback when he swiped there. He saw a trending topic titled #正元门山门奇景# on the homepage of Weibo.Because this is the only one around Zhengyuan Gate, his sect has just built a mountain gate, and it has been on the hot search, is it amazing?

So Li Jin clicked on the topic curiously, and saw that the screen was full of onomatopoeias such as "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" the entire screen.

Pulling down further, beautiful holographic photos flashed in front of my eyes.It turned out that it was the scene of thousands of butterflies circling and flying after the Taoist temple outside the mountain gate. Li Jin watched those butterflies from afar on the high platform, which was far less shocking than the people who took pictures in person.Butterflies circled overhead like miniature whirlwinds.There is a hologram shot from the middle, as if an elf mage cast natural magic, so good that it can impregnate the eyes.

Everyone's comments are also asking where this beautiful spectacle comes from:

"This is really... so beautiful! Are you sure it's not a special effect? ​​If it wasn't a special effect, it would be really shocking. Nature is really a magical creator, who can create such beautiful creatures as butterflies. And the scene of so many butterflies dancing together It’s really beautiful! Where can I see it?”

"Wow! How can it be so beautiful? Where is this? It doesn't look like special effects!"

"I am not a special effect! This is not a special effect! This is not a special effect! The important thing is said three times! I was on the scene at the time, and these are real shots, real shots on the spot! In fact, the real scene is bigger than this scale, but unfortunately our The equipment is not enough, and the shooting cannot be so comprehensive! If there is a large-scale equipment to shoot the scene, it will be perfect!"

"Upstairs, may I ask where this is? Can you answer it? Look at me!"

"Let me answer it! This is the Zhengyuan Gate in District XX. Maybe you don't know about Zhengyuan Gate, but Tianmen Mountain always knows it? That's right, it's the original mountain forest. The gate of Zhengyuan Gate was built there. The scene of the butterfly flying is an auspicious omen that appeared after Zhengyuan Daoist, the head of the Zhengyuan sect, became a dojo. It is said that people who see the butterfly flying will have good luck throughout the year! Unfortunately, I was not there at the time. Repost a , good luck. I don’t want a whole year, just don’t fail this month’s exam.”

"Huh? Sounds like a very tall sample paper? Then I'll forward one too! Good luck, please get off the list."

"Excuse me, is that Daoist Zhengyuan Mr. Jinli? I saw him post a promotional video on Weibo before, but I couldn't participate because of work problems and was away on a business trip. Was the scene so shocking? If I had known, I would resign Should see it too! Maybe only once in a lifetime, what a pity."

……

Li Jin scrolled through the Weibo comments under the topic, a little surprised.Wan Die Fei Wu's trending search has become popular so quickly, huh?But it’s right to think about it, there are too many modern things in the interstellar world, and the primitive mountains and forests are rarely visited.Natural wonders like this are naturally rare.So it's understandable that people would be interested in them.However, this inspired Li Jin's thoughts. Perhaps, it might not be possible to expand Zhengyuan Gate's popularity by starting from some elements in nature?

Of course, all of this is just a prototype now, and it won't be too late to wait until the system has specific requirements.Anyway, the little bitch of the system will not relax about the task just because you are prepared.

Li Jin sent a message to the big apprentice: "Is the editing of the holographic dojo you shot finished? If it's finished, post it on the main account Weibo! After posting it, both you and Zhao Er repost it. I'll see if we It has become a trending search in the dojo, so strike while the iron is hot and let everyone know us."

Han Lingjun's message was replied quickly, with only an OK gesture.But Li Jin was very relieved when Han Lingjun was doing business.Just when I was about to shut down my brain, I took Tan Jinlin to announce to everyone that he had been resurrected, when I saw a barrage pop up: "General Tan Jinlin of the Huaxia Empire passed away this afternoon after rescue efforts failed. He was 48 years old. The whole country mourns in silence. "

Li Jin: ...? ? ? ?Can you move a little faster?