Prince He is a magic stick [Interstellar]

So in Han Lingjun's brain supplement, the people's hero Tan Jinlin turned into a living inflatable doll.And his dear master, turned into a sadist.He shook his head to get these whimsical thoughts out of his head.Suppressing the evil thoughts in his heart, trying to maintain respect and not collapse, he smiled and went forward to salute politely and shouted: "Master's wife is good."

Xiao Zhao: ...

He has been working in the Tan family's old house for two years, and he is a top student in the family management department of Huaxia Capital University, otherwise he would not be assigned to work in General Tan Jinlin's old house after graduation.Interstellar housekeeping positions are not low in salary, have specialized disciplines, and are also very respected.Although they also do domestic service work, the quality of professional talents is higher, and the employment experience is more comfortable.It's just that Xiao Zhao felt that he was lucky to be accepted by the general's wife as an apprentice.Today he suddenly felt that he knew some secrets of the General's Mansion that he shouldn't know. At first he was shocked, but then he felt, yes, that's how it should be.

why?

First of all, my wife is a normal man with normal physiological needs, and it is impossible to abstain from sex for a long time.Second, the general can't move anymore, but...Xiao Zhao didn't dare to think deeply...But, no matter what, it's legal for them to do so.Because they are married!Who stipulated that the general must be on top?

Li Jin didn't know that his two apprentices had made up so many things in his mind at once, so he pushed the wheelchair into the small warehouse.Two apprentices stood beside him, waiting for the master to speak.

Li Jin looked at the two of them and said, "You guys... oh, Xiao Han is going back tonight?"

Han Lingjun's company is not close to here, and it's getting late now, so Li Jin wanted to keep him for a night.Unexpectedly, Han Lingjun said directly: "Master, I have hired a team of professional managers. They will help me take care of the company. I just need to go through the financial statements every week. Of course I have to talk to Master now. Junior and younger brothers are together and have contributed to the sect!"

Li Jin: ...

"Alright then! I'll let the butler arrange it for you..."

Han Lingjun said again: "No need for Master, I have already discussed with Junior Brother Zhao that we will live in the same dormitory for the time being. His room has bunk beds, he lives in the lower berth, and I live in the upper berth."

Li Jin thought for a while, and said, "This...is the condition a bit poor?" Han Lingjun is a rich second generation, and he went to an aristocratic school from kindergarten to university.Presumably you haven't lived in bunk beds since you were young, right?

However, Han Lingjun's face was full of determination: "What kind of master is there? If the younger brother can live, I can live! For the revival of the sect, what is this little problem?" He firmly believes that all difficulties are tests, and only those who can stand the test can be Become a leader in the sect.

Li Jin had black lines all over his head, so he had no choice but to compromise: "Okay then! You and Xiao Zhao will live in the same room first, and after a while when the sect is established, you will allocate your own rooms."

Han Lingjun immediately readily agreed, and Xiao Zhao, who didn't know the truth the whole time, looked surprised.

Huh?Is that all I have for a roommate?

In the evening, Han Lingjun squeezed into Xiao Zhao's room with the quilt in her arms, with a ruffian smile on her face.He put the quilt on Xiao Zhao's bed, wrapped his arms around his shoulders, and said, "Second Junior Brother, I'm so sorry that I didn't discuss it with you in advance. I also have to thank you for not exposing me in front of Master. Please have a meal." How about ok?"

Xiao Zhao shyly said, "No...no need, my senior brother, don't be so polite." Honest Xiao Zhao doesn't mind having an extra roommate, he's just shy and doesn't like to see his body.However, he had already thought of a solution and hung an opaque curtain on his lower bunk.It's just that I was in a hurry and couldn't find a suitable curtain, so I replaced it with my old bed sheet.

Oh, and the sheets are pink.

So when Han Lingjun saw the pink curtain, he suddenly felt that his junior and junior mother were grumbling.

The project took half a month and was delivered a week before the deadline.Li Jin took his apprentices to inspect the project, and what appeared in front of them was a long staircase that seemed to extend into the clouds.Walking up the stairs, the steam soaked the corners of the master and apprentice's clothes.The gods and beasts of the ten directions guard each other on both sides, and the mountain gate is not far away.This is what the system requires, one hundred and eight steps to the outer door.

Entering the mountain gate, you should throw away all kinds of troubles in life.Once you enter the mountain gate, it's time to let the Tao follow the law of nature and be at ease.

The person in charge of the project smiled flatteringly, and repeatedly praised his projects for their value for money.He also told Li Jin that if he wanted to build such a project next time, he must be thinking of him!For an architect, what could be more exciting than presenting such exquisite buildings to the world?

Li Jin was very satisfied with the delivery schedule of the person in charge, so he nodded and said, "Okay, if there is another project next time, I will definitely look for you again."

The other party was very happy, and after paying off the project payment, he took his engineering team down the mountain.

Xiao Zhao dutifully took pictures of various precious images of the school's initial establishment, and stood in front of the stairs, taking a group photo for the three brothers and sisters.After taking the photo, Han Lingjun suddenly had a whim, and said: "Master, you said how handsome we would be if we wore the suit you wore in the live broadcast of your class before? By the way, our sect has been established, and it should be no problem to unify the dress Right? What do you mean, Master?"

Li Jin thought for a while and said, "Do you want to design school uniforms?"

Han Lingjun said: "Where is the design still used? Master, isn't the suit you wore before ready-made? It just so happens that I have already printed boards there, and mass production is not a problem. I will ask the designer to redesign it tomorrow. Master's It must be distinguished from those of the disciples. What do you think?"

Li Jin originally made the wide-sleeved Liuxian robe to pretend to be handsome during the live broadcast, so he didn't care about the school uniform that Han Lingjun mentioned.So he waved his hand and said: "These small things, you brothers can discuss and handle them."

After getting the master's order, Han Lingjun called his exclusive factory without stopping.Let the person in charge contact the most high-end designer in the company to make two sets of custom-made clothing.A bunt suit and a formal dress.The formal dress is detailed and refined based on the original wide-sleeved Liuxian gown.A complete set of shoes and clothing crowns, striving to be solemn, formal, elegant, chic and handsome!

As for uniforms, that's easy.Although simple, the requirements are no less than dresses.It must be handsome and comfortable, and it must be based on the dress.It is obvious at a glance that this is from the same specification.The school logo, the Tai Chi graphic, should also be added on it.

Immediately after receiving the boss's instruction, the designer received the original design drawing, his eyes lit up immediately, and he devoted himself to the design.

Li Jin sat on the ground, leaning on the pillar of the mountain gate, and entered the sea of ​​consciousness to receive the task reward.The reward this time is very generous, and Li Jin is in a good mood.There are 108 merit points, a copy of "Elementary Tuna Mantras", and a set of "Foreigners Trial Kung Fu Boxing Manual".The merit points are automatically transferred to the merit box, and the formulas and boxing scores are still delivered to him by express delivery.

These two exercises are compulsory courses for beginner disciples. Li Jin felt a little relieved that he could finally give lectures to his disciples!He is a monster who has cultivated for a thousand years, so this elementary knowledge is not a problem.

Then the new task lit up again, Li Jin clicked on the new task, and the content of the task came into view.

Task description: build a Fengshui pool around the mountain

Task rewards: 100 merit points, 1000 koi fry, and one mountain-shaking beast

Time limit: one month (30 days)

Failure Penalty: Kill Legeski

Task props: primary architectural blueprint (spiritual pool) X1

? ? ? ?Why? ? ?There are living creatures in this reward?There are 1001 more?Forget about koi fry, after all, fengshui ponds and spirit ponds are necessary peripherals for sects such as Fengshui pools, which will symbolically raise koi.What the hell is this mountain-shaking beast?

Although Li Jin was very curious, this divine beast would definitely appear by his side after handing in the task.So he accepted the task, and was about to order his disciples to do things, when he suddenly saw a side branch lit up on the tree-shaped task branch on the main panel?And there's more than one!

Curiously, Li Jin clicked on the side branch, and found that the side mission had been opened! ?And several tasks are in the completion state!The side quests are very simple, not as clear and organized as the main quests.The first task is just a simple sentence: have two disciples.In the lower right corner of the task box is written reward items, merit point X10.

Isn't this for giving merit points?Li Jin accepted the reward with a smile, and only after receiving it did he realize that this might not be a side mission, but some kind of achievement.If he achieves the corresponding achievement, he will get the corresponding reward.This mechanism is quite...ahem, Li Jin cleared his throat, and then received the second task.

The disciple has at least one corresponding skill, merit point X10.

Disciple assists in dealing with sect affairs, merit point X10.

The disciples are responsible for the development of the sect, and the merit point is X10.

Brothers and friends respect each other, merit point X10.

Disciples earn more than one million money points for gang building, and merit points X10.

……

Li Jin had received a full seventy merit points before he stopped collecting merit points.Li Jin was so happy, he didn't expect that there would be such benefits for accepting apprentices, so should he recruit more apprentices?Wait a minute, the disciples the system just mentioned are not necessarily your own disciples, they can also be disciples of disciples.Li Jin shouted three times happily. So, relying on the system, he should be able to reach the pinnacle of cultivation?

Ahhh so happy!Mom, here I come!You have to wait for me!

Li Jin, whose face was flushed with excitement, didn't realize that the disciples had come to him. When he opened his eyes from the sea of ​​consciousness, he saw the two disciples facing each other, standing there with the expression that the master was crazy.

Li Jin cleared his throat and said, "Well...you two have nothing to do? I just got into samadhi as a teacher, so don't be surprised."

Upon hearing the very inscrutable sentence, Han Lingjun and Xiao Zhao immediately put away their weird expressions.Xiao Han stepped forward and said, "Master, our project is over, I don't know what to do next?"

Li Jin stood up and said, "Well, I just wanted to talk to you about this matter. Han'er! Can you check how much money is left in our account?"

Han Lingjun checked and said, "There are still less than 100 million. Does Master have a plan for the next construction?"

Li Jin responded, and said, "The funds are too low! Zhao Er! If you refine more pills, our pills are selling very fast recently. Are there enough medicinal materials? If you are too busy, ask the old housekeeper to help you." help."

After hearing this amount, Li Jin's heart sank, what is 100 million enough for?The inside of the Lingchi was too particular, he dared to say that the combination of the mountain gate and the outer steps was not as expensive as this project.And there will be spiritual things fed in the spirit pool, and the legendary mountain-shaking beast?A jade array must be laid at the bottom of the pool, so that the spiritual energy in the mountains will go round and round, and the cycle will continue.And the fineness of jade should not be too bad, otherwise it cannot afford the cycle of aura.I have to find a way to make money!

Xiao Zhao replied: "That's enough, Master, don't worry, planting spiritual herbs is no longer a job for me." Xiao Zhao seemed to be very sensitive to medicinal materials by nature, and all the spiritual herbs he planted before have survived.

Han Lingjun said: "Master, why don't I hold a blessing ceremony? We are short of money now, and this step will use up our savings. If we build another building, it will definitely burn more money. If we don't earn more money, we won't be able to support it." To cover our expenses." He really wanted to take part of his family's annual profit, so that it would be no problem to develop a planet, not to mention building a sect.

After hearing this, Li Jin turned to ask, "Blessing ceremony?"

Han Lingjun nodded and said: "I read a book recently, and there are some small allusions about Taoism in the book. Among them, the most mentioned one is the Dharma Assembly, also called the Dojo. Oh, of course you know it, Master. Our fans so Well, it doesn’t cost much to hold a small blessing ceremony, I can even provide the venue. All the profits will be used for the construction of the sect. What do you think, Master?”

This is a very good doctrine, isn't it?It's just...he had to ask the system for instructions.If the money earned is illegal, the loss outweighs the gain.So he knocked on the system, and it took a long time for the system to reply: "As long as it doesn't damage the reputation of Taoism, yes."

Li Jin breathed a sigh of relief, thought for a while, and said, "It's possible, but... there is no charge."

Han Lingjun was shocked, and asked: "There is no charge item? Master, how can we make money without charge item?"

Li Jin sighed, and said: "With the charging items, are we still called the blessing ceremony? Isn't it a marketing center? Although there are no charging items, it doesn't mean that there is no charging. We set up several merit boxes to let Believers donate with joy. You two, practice calligraphy. You don’t need to practice other characters, just practice a word of blessing. A small blessing array hidden in the blessing is enough, even if it makes people feel happy, it doesn’t have much effect Makes people feel good, and luck will naturally be good when you are in a good mood. I will talk about some Taoist knowledge and build a blessing dojo. You said that the venue does not cost money, and you can donate as much as you can. We have so many fans, say There may be someone like you who is wronged... local tyrants..."

Almost didn't tell the truth.

Han Lingjun clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Wonderful! Master is really wonderful! This is much better than selling tickets at a fixed price! In this way, no matter how much you donate, it will be legal!" Han Lingjun was thinking about how much money his company has. staff.In fact, he didn't want to be speculative, he just wanted to make a small push in the company's internal office software and tell the staff the address of the Fa conference.As for whether to donate money, it depends on their wishes.

In fact, this is not Li Jin's own creation, he has watched many variety shows and entertainment gossip in other courtyards before.Some celebrities go to charity gala, of course, they will not clearly mark the price.How much you donate is up to you.Li Jin just changed the charity dinner into a Dharma ceremony, but the nature is actually the same.

Han Lingjun said: "Then master, my junior brother and I have started to prepare."

Li Jin nodded in agreement.In fact, as long as they can make enough money within this month, their current Weibo mall has a small turnover of 1000 million, and Han Lingjun can also earn several million.According to Li Jin's preliminary estimate, at least 2000 million yuan is needed to build the spirit pool.They only have less than 100 million in their hands, and it is another process from scratch.

Taking a deep breath, Li Jin said: "There will be bread, and there will be love. Let's work hard!"

Han Lingjun: ...

Xiao Zhao: ...

What Master said is always so confusing.

On the way back and on the way, Han Lingjun edited two Weibo posts.One is his own Weibo, which revealed the news that the blessing ceremony will be held soon.After returning home, he edited another one, which was officially posted on Li Jin's Weibo.This Weibo is more formal, more official.And it was explained that the Fa conference is free.But a merit box will be set up, and everyone can donate as they like.And said that the donations received will be used for religious construction.

After posting her own Weibo, Han Lingjun started to contact the venue.The Han family also operates venues, which are rented out to those who hold banquets, annual meetings, product exchange meetings and other meetings.Han Lingjun chose the largest conference center among her own venues, which can accommodate tens of thousands of people at the same time.

After confirming the address, Han Lingjun sent the edited Weibo on Li Jinzhu's Weibo.

As soon as the Weibo was posted, fans on both sides became excited.Firstly, because of Li Jin's existence, their life has indeed become much smoother.Although it doesn't matter how much money you make or how much money you make.Small things like the bus coming immediately when you are in a hurry can make people happy for a long time. In fact, everyone's requirements for life are really low.

The fans talked a lot, and they all said that they would go to the venue to participate in the Fa conference.

"Wow? The Blessing Ceremony? I just want to know, will you go to the Koi Conference in person!"

"Same question! I just want to go to the scene to see the live koi Da Da! If he goes, I promise to go, and I will take my family with me! Donate all my pocket money to Da Da to buy fish food!"

"Haha, it's okay to buy fish food? But if Koi Da Da really goes, I will definitely go. Even in my dreams, I want to see Koi Da Da live. I don't know if he is as handsome as in the video!"

"Hmm! Isn't our focus today the blessing ceremony? Why does it feel like an idol support meeting?"

……

Han Lingjun swiped Weibo for a while, then raised her head and said to Li Jin, "Master...how about wronging you...and betraying your color again?"

Li Jin:? ? ?What the hell? ? ?