Prince He is a magic stick [Interstellar]

Li Jin, who was stunned by the sudden news, reacted for a long time, and he became the head in such a daze?Still really a boss!Because of his legendary Zhengyuan Gate, there is really only one mountain gate that has just been built!

Li Jin looked at the sub-question just completed in a daze, and instantly felt that this was not a sub-question, but a proposition.

Although Li Jin has never been the head of the sect, he has also met several heads.Too little money and too many things don't count, and you always complain about hard work.Especially in the Dharma-ending era, there are too many disciples to take in, and there are too many bare masters!It is really painful to say that the scenery is infinite!In addition to being the head of the sect, you have to worry about the three-dimensional work. Credit cards and mortgages are exhausting, because these things have delayed the development of the sect, and you have to be forced by the head.

Although Li Jin doesn't have to worry about life, after all he is well married!Husband's family has a big business, so don't worry about sitting and eating.Although so far it is just a prop lying there motionless, it is not even as good as an inflatable doll.But eye-catching!

Thinking of this, Li Jin has a little spirit of Ah Q again, isn't he the bare head of the family?Isn't it just poor and white?If there is no money, we earn it ourselves!You can still accept it if you don’t have an apprentice!Thinking of this, Li Jin's heart trembled. Should... Could it be that his next mission is to let him take in apprentices?

Tremblingly, he clicked on the second task, opened his eyes, and sure enough, he was guessed right by Li Jin, who is so predictable.

Task description: Take two disciples

Task reward: [-] merit points

Time limit: within one month

Failure penalty: obliteration

Mission statement: First disciple and second disciple of Kaishan, please be more careful.

Kneel down to the system with a plop, and accept two disciples. I haven't started yet, so you want me to accept disciples?Do you think this apprentice is so easy to accept...Huh?Wait... Li Jin looked at Xiao Zhao, who was busy drying the medicine beside him, and his eyes lit up.Isn't this a ready-made disciple?And Han Lingjun who has been crying and shouting to worship him as a teacher before!

Kaishan first disciple and second disciple?Hi, people are very cautious!I have been practicing for so long before closing, is it still called imprudence?

system:……

So Li Jin leaned over to Li Jin's side in a cheap way, and said, "Zhao Er! Are you busy?"

Xiao Zhao wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Oh, ma'am, I'm drying herbs. This time, the color of the ones raised this time is pretty good. I bought an elemental analyzer, and it feels slightly better than the last batch." .This time, the dosage can be slightly reduced."

Li Jin grabbed Xiao Zhao's hand, put the herb in his hand back into the drying basket, and said, "Zhao Er, through my observations these past few days, I feel that your bones are pretty good, and you are working hard. Didn't you ask for it before?" Apprenticeship? Originally, I thought that your aptitude was mediocre, and you had to put in ten times more effort than ordinary people to achieve a little achievement. But I have seen all your efforts. With such a diligent disciple, what more could I ask for? "

Xiao Zhao twitched the corners of his lips and asked, "So...so?"

Li Jin said: "So, I have agreed to your request, why don't you kneel down and pay homage to your teacher?"

Surprise appeared in Xiao Zhao's eyes, and he said, "Hey? Ma'am, is it true?"

Li Jin said: "Could it be false? Don't call Madam, come, call Master to listen."

Xiao Zhao immediately opened his mouth and shouted: "Master!"

Li Jin narrowed his eyes, and agreed, "Hey! My dear disciple, practice your medicine well, and ask your teacher if you don't understand anything!"

This is probably the most sloppy acceptance of apprentices in history. There is no apprenticeship ceremony, and there is no need to perform rituals. Calling master is considered an apprentice.Li Jin was still negotiating with the system in the sea of ​​consciousness: "Hey, don't care about these details. Isn't our little Zhao not good? Don't you work hard? Don't you study hard? What do you find the strongest root in the degenerate era! Can someone be your master? Your apprentice is not bad!"

The system was so annoyed by him, it had to forcefully change it to [-]/[-] in the mission statistics...

Next was Han Lingjun. He opened Weibo, clicked on the private message, and began to type in the dialog box: "Xiao Han, what are you up to?"

Han Lingjun is studying the flying star compass. Ever since he became obsessed with Feng Shui, he hired a team of professional managers to help him manage the company.But miraculously, the company's profits did not decline because of his dereliction of duty, but rose in a straight line.Those who don't know are sighing, as expected, a professional manager team is different.Han Lingjun, who knew the inside story, understood that it was all because he used the company lobby as a test field and set up a feng shui array of gossip and fortune.Money seemed to be visible to the naked eye, rolling towards him.

At the moment, he is studying how to improve this feng shui array, because this feng shui array is easy to dry up.If the feng shui array dries up, the company is likely to face considerable turmoil.But if stability is sought, development will slow down again.Holding a compass in his hand, he measured it no less than ten times in the company lobby.Seeing the little girls at the front desk looking at each other, I don't know what medicine the president took wrongly.

When he heard the special prompt sound, he immediately put away the compass.Every time the master sent him a message, he was the first to reply.After clicking on the message, Han Lingjun replied: "I'm studying the Feng Shui array of gossip and fortune. Master, what do you want me for? Oh, by the way, this month's financial statement has been sent to the master, and I will also file the [-]% share." Enter the master's account, just treat it as my tuition fee!"

Li Jin was moved to tears when he heard it.This kid is sensible!I know that I am short of money recently.

But he didn't come to him today for money, but for something more important.He thought it over and decided to be a little roundabout.So I sent another message to Han Lingjun: "Xiao Han, when will your little mother be born?"

Han Lingjun looked at Li Jin's words without beginning and end, and replied, "It's still early, what's the matter, Master?"

Li Jin said: "Oh, that's it! I just want to ask, are you still interested in becoming a monk?"

Han Lingjun didn't understand what it meant at first.After pondering for a long time, he suddenly came to his senses and replied with a paralyzed expressionless face: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ? Master Master! Reply to me quickly!"

Li Jin picked his ears, feeling a little guilty.After all, he really didn't have anything to teach them, but Han Lingjun's roots are really good.Kanyu is not something that an individual can comprehend on his own, not to mention that Han Lingjun has read so many feng shui, except for two minor problems, all of them are stable and ruthless.Except for the shortcoming of his wealth and habit, he is simply the perfect heir to metaphysics.

Suppressing that little bit of guilt, Li Jin decided not to think too much, and first fooled people into his hands before talking.

Li Jin replied again: "According to my observation of you for so many days, I feel that you are a person with a lot of wisdom. You know, such things as wisdom can be met but not sought. Although I rejected your request to become a teacher before, But after thinking twice, I decided to accept you as an apprentice. I wonder if you are mentally prepared?"

Happiness came too suddenly. Sure enough, the previous masters were all to test themselves, right?For a while, Han Lingjun didn't lose her expression of paralysis, and jumped up happily in the lobby.The girls at the front desk all looked straight, and they expressed more firmly that their big boss had hit evil.

Fortunately, Han Lingjun immediately realized that the environment he was in was not suitable, so he immediately returned to his office on the top floor.After returning to the office, Han Lingjun sent another message to Li Jin: "Master, what did you just say? Are you sure you want to accept me as an apprentice? This is really... great! I... when can I officially become a teacher?" ? When can I offer tea to you? I am so happy! Ahhhhhhhhhh I can't wait to meet Master now!"

Li Jin's guilty conscience that had been suppressed with great difficulty rose again, but he suppressed it quickly.He clicked on the dialog box and replied: "Of course the ceremony will be held. How about it! Since you are already members of my Zhengyuan sect, let's go to the sect to hold the apprenticeship ceremony together!"

An ugly daughter-in-law has to see her parents-in-law sooner or later, and a poor and white family has to let the disciples know sooner or later.

So he replied to Han Lingjun: "I will share an address with you, you go to this place, this is where our sect is located. I will hold a teacher apprenticeship ceremony for you then."

After receiving the message, Han Lingjun read Li Jin's message many times.There is even a teacher apprenticeship ceremony, so tall!And he has captured your important information, so there are other people besides him?Han Lingjun suddenly felt a kind of sadness that he was not the only one of heaven's favored son, so he tentatively replied: "Us?"

Li Jin's message quickly replied: "Yes, you still have a brother."

Han Lingjun:? ? ? ?brother? ? ? ?

The feeling of falling out of favor arises spontaneously, and Han Lingjun's careful heart shatters like petrification.Master, is it so good that I am born with wisdom roots?Is there anyone else who is stronger than my Huigen?It's fine if you take two apprentices, even if you take one junior, I'll admit it!You even accepted a senior brother for me!

Wiping the non-existent tears, Han Lingjun sniffed.No, you must not lose to that so-called senior brother!

Han Lingjun, who pretended not to care about anything, quickly replied to Li Jin with an OK expression, and said, "Don't worry, Master, I'm leaving now!"

Li Jin wanted to say that there is no need to be so anxious, tomorrow is also possible.But since everyone is so active, he simply accepts the apprentice first, let's talk about it after finishing the task!After accepting apprentices, there will be a ten-day vacancy period!If you save up enough of the window period, you can take a long vacation for yourself.But accumulating merit is still the key point now, first accumulate enough merit and build a foundation before we talk about it!

Li Jin replied with a smile: "Okay, good boy, see you later."

Seeing that "good boy", Han Lingjun felt very warm in his heart, as if he had finally found his home.He drove his luxury car towards the destination shared by Li Jin.Li Jin also took Xiao Zhao and drove over in a classic car.The reason why I drive a classic car is because the place is too remote, and there is no way to go up the mountain road with ordinary light running.On the contrary, this kind of classic car runs super vigorously.It's just too bumpy, like riding a go-kart.

Xiao Zhao drove a go-kart to the front of Zhengyuan Gate. It was early in the morning, and the mountain gate was towering, surrounded by smoke and clouds, and the vegetation was luxuriant. It looked like a fairyland.Xiao Zhao couldn't help but took a deep breath, and suddenly let out a foul breath.After taking Nayuan Pill for so long, Xiao Zhao finally settled down.Li Jin didn't bother him, but stood by his side to protect him.Entering meditation is the biggest difference between an ordinary person and a monk.Xiao Zhao's ability to enter meditation shows that he has a great opportunity.Li Jin originally thought that this opportunity would come very late, but he didn't expect him to come when he saw the mountain gate.It shows that Xiao Zhao and Zhengyangmen are destined, and this apprentice confiscated it wrong.

Xiao Zhao stayed in the set for four or five hours, Li Jin finished eating all three breads, and Han Lingjun did not come up.As soon as he was about to call him, he saw a mud-legged man limping up the mountain road with bare feet.It had rained on this mountain road some time ago, if they hadn't driven a mechanically assisted classic car, it is estimated that such a slope would not be able to climb.He forgot to remind Han Lingjun before he came, and he knew at a glance that this guy must be driving cool running.Cars like that are meant to be cool on flat ground.Uphill?Just wait to drop anchor!

Sure enough, Han Lingjun's car broke down halfway.But he was eager to learn from his teacher, so he insisted on climbing up the mountain, and he climbed for four hours!In the meantime, I got lost, wandering around in the mountains, and only touched the shared location after looking at it [-] times.

When Han Lingjun saw Li Jin, tears were about to fall, but he suppressed the tears and knelt down in front of Li Jin, all his grievances were contained in this kneeling.Then wiped off his sweat and said, "Master! What is this little test?"

Li Jin: ...I really didn't set any tests for you!

But... the other party thought so, Li Jin could only twitch the corners of his mouth, gave a positive smile, stroked his dog's head and said: "You can teach me, I believe that you don't have to be afraid of any difficulties on the road of cultivation." .”

Han Lingjun had a resolute face, obviously very determined to worship under the Zhengyuan sect.

At this time, Xiao Zhao also woke up. He looked at the scene in front of him in a daze, and a different spiritual wisdom appeared on his honest face.Looking up at the doorpost of Zhengyang Gate, Xiao Zhao turned around and bowed to Li Jin, "Master."

Li Jin nodded to him, first introduced: "This is..."

Before Li Jin finished speaking, Han Lingjun stood up first, walked up to Xiao Zhao, shook hands with him warmly, and said, "My surname is Han, and I'm twenty-four this year. I wonder how old is this... from the same family?"

Xiao Zhao shyly looked at Han Lingjun, and replied: "Well... I'm 21..." After speaking, he lowered his head and pursed his lips into a smile, revealing two shallow dimples at the corners of his lips.The honest young man was a little afraid to look directly at the tall and handsome domineering president, so he lowered his head.

Han Lingjun smiled lightly, shook Xiao Zhao's hand firmly, and said, "So it's my junior brother! It's a pleasure to meet you! It's the first time we meet, please take care of me."

Xiao Zhao looked at Li Jin with a confused face. Li Jin didn't think too much before he introduced: "Oh, this is Xiao Han, Han Lingjun. He is also a master's apprentice. Because you are a few years older than you, you will call him senior brother from now on. Let's go!" Originally, Li Jin was thinking that whoever gets started first will be the senior brother.Xiao Zhao was the closest to him, so of course Xiao Zhao started first.But now the teacher apprenticeship ceremony is held at the same time, so there is no order.Then the elder should be the elder brother, and Xiao Zhao should be the younger brother.Moreover, Xiao Zhao doesn't have the ability to be a leader, so he will definitely have to hand over the affairs of the sect to Xiao Han.

So Han Lingjun's tricks were not seen through by Li Jin after all.

Han Lingjun, who succeeded, raised the corners of her lips, the senior brother is still mine after all!On the opposite side, Xiao Zhao bowed his head to him with an honest face, and said politely, "Hello, senior brother."

Han Lingjun smiled politely, like a real brother.Xu Xu helped Xiao Zhao, and said in a warm voice: "Junior brother, don't be so polite, he will be my brother from now on."

Looking at the two brothers who are brothers and sisters in front of him, Li Jin's heart is very complicated.What two hot potatoes!How to teach it?You can't let them refine medicine and watch Feng Shui every day, right?Li Jin has to talk to the system later, although the master leads the door, and the practice is up to the individual, but what people practice must have a goal, right?

Li Jin took a deep breath and said, "Okay, you two will communicate with each other in the future. I called you here today to hold a simple apprenticeship ceremony. There are two pillars of fragrance here for the master. You bow three times to the mountain gate, and then give Serving tea to the teacher will be regarded as a formal obeisance to the sect."

It was only then that Han Lingjun noticed the towering mountain gate next to it, and beside it stood a stone tablet as tall as a person, with three large traditional characters written on it: Zhengyuan Gate.

In an instant, Han Lingjun seemed blessed to his heart, and a wave of reverence spontaneously arose.The smog around the mountain gate is like a dream.The smoke and clouds are accompanied by the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers, and it feels like being in a fairyland for a while.Han Lingjun couldn't help bowing towards the mountain gate, and when she got up, her face was as resolute and resolute as Xiao Zhao's.Master Xindao is indeed an immortal, just by looking at this mountain gate, one can tell that this Zhengyuan Gate is certainly not the pheasant sect described in some novel.

Li Jin: ...these two are poisonous...

Under Li Jin's guidance, Han Lingjun and Xiao Zhao, who had been poisoned for a long time, paid homage to the mountain gate, offered the fragrance, and respected the master's tea.Then the two respectfully called their master, and the shabby apprenticeship ceremony ended.Li Jin felt sorry for his two disciples. If it was during the Fa-rectification period, there would be an apprenticeship ceremony to accept disciples.The formal apprenticeship ceremony lasted at least a whole day.Of course, the selection of disciples by the celestial sect of the Eight Classics is also quite strict.Han Lingjun may still have a chance to brush aside, and someone like Xiao Zhao may not have the chance to be a sweeping boy.

After Li Jin held the apprenticeship ceremony for them, Han Lingjun proposed to visit the sect.Li Jin cleared his throat, but he didn't want to admit that he was a real pheasant.But since the disciples had already been accepted, Li Jin had nothing to hide.However, it can't be too clear to them.Xiao Zhao knows everything about him, but he also has only a half-knowledge about Zhengyuanmen.The butler told him that Madam can let him do whatever she wants, as long as it is not illegal, everything is up to him.

He didn't want to admit that he had blindly worshiped his wife now.Although he doesn't know the nature of Taoism in his wife's mouth, it is certain that it is not illegal. Interstellar has launched a religious association, which is a green light for his wife!

Uh, no, it should be Master now.

For the two disciples who worshiped blindly, Li Jin really didn't know how to explain to them.But... ahem, in fact, they should feel better.So, he just went with the flow and didn't explain.