The Melancholy of Hammer Keith Heisen Thompson

The author has something to say: this chapter also has a small amount of iron bugs and shield winter plots, I hope those who can’t accept it should pay attention to lightning protection

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62L Sir Shakespeare is good

Sorry, I was busy with work just now.When I came back, I saw that the moderator closed the building and thought I accidentally posted something that shouldn’t be posted, but fortunately, after asking the moderator in a private message, I found out that everyone closed the building to prevent flooding, and I felt a little relieved. Thank you very much for helping me I was so thoughtful.In order not to let everyone's kindness go to waste, I will continue to talk.

The voice from Sledgehammer really surprised me, not because his voice is exactly the same as my colleague, but because his character setting seems to have deviated from the original track - after all, if the development of the original track is followed, everyone Hammer would never dare to speak to his younger brother like this, unless his kidneys were itching again.

This is not the thing that surprised me the most, what shocked me the most was the reaction of the avengers (codename) and the evil god——

(The following IDs are code names)

Bug: Wow!Sledgehammer, here you come!The evil god misses you!Aite you in the group all the time!

Iron Man: ... the sledgehammer, quickly take your guy away, don't take away my bug.

Da Dun: Although your topic hasn't gotten to that point yet, I still want to remind you in advance, language...

Baji: Dadun, you're such a disgrace...

Cthulhu: Heh, old Popsicle.It’s not up to you to control me and Sledgehammer Jiangyaoyaoyaoyao (automatic harmony), don’t think I don’t know that you and Baji are also from Jiangyaoyangyangyangyangyao all day long!

Big Shield: language! !

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The conversation in the group is probably like this (of course I changed a small part to avoid harmony), although I didn’t quote much, but I feel that you should all feel that there is something wrong...it shouldn’t be my illusion Bar?

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...Did the landlord accidentally say something wrong?

The sound of the sledgehammer is exactly the same as that of your colleagues... Is this because we are afraid that we will not be able to guess who you are!Plain jelly bean forest! !

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Upstairs speaks the voice of the masses hahahahahahahahaha

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I want to know how many times the host has changed glasses hahahahaha

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I'm afraid I have changed dozens of pairs (gloating.jpg)

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God damn avenger hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, jelly beans, your vest has lost all its hair, did you make it yourself?

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I seem to have discovered something incredible... Did the host accidentally say the official cp?! !

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That's right... I accidentally went against the law and I was already crying blind in the quilt...

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Fuck blah blah blah blah! !Blown out by the official cp! !

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...this sticker?

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Fuck upstairs...it won't be what I thought it would be?

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Fuck, it seems that I accidentally met the right owner...

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Is the person upstairs talking about the landlord’s colleague? (Eating Melon.jpg)

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Damn, make trouble...

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Emma's development is getting more and more exciting hahahahaha

Moderator of 78L (this article has been blocked by the landlord)

I set the speech of the tourist as invisible to the host.

Praise me! ! ! !

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Fuck, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!Well done moderator hahahahahahahahaha! !

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Hello?Can someone explain to me what's going on here...

[The moderator has upgraded 'Pippihai-Asgard's leader' to a full member]

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My god, I finally know why the moderator can become the moderator...

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Well, can I make a little suggestion...

Can we also set our speech to be shielded from the landlord's colleagues...

Otherwise, I always feel cowardly.

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Floor 82 makes sense!

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Floor 83 makes sense!

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Although I don't really have the heart to break the formation upstairs, I still have to say that it is really easy for the water building to be locked in a small black room...

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Trembling...

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@皮皮海-Asgard carries the handle

Please don't mind, this is a new type of fandom~

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Fuck, there are real warriors upstairs... You are the 50th floor from before! !

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Oops, found out hahahaha

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This post is even colder than I expected, and the problem of swallowing buildings seems to be more serious... I suggest the moderator maintain it.

Then I will continue.

Although the speeches of the avengers were explosive, I didn't think it was weird at first. After all, it is normal for them to make a few pornographic jokes every day.

Until they brought the flames of war to me...

This time it wasn't Xiao Chong's fault, it was the evil god who opened the mouth. He asked me to briefly introduce myself first, and then talk about how I feel about him and why I became his fan.He also said that if I spoke well, he would consider keeping me in the group.

So I objectively analyzed my views on the role of Cthulhu. Before I finished the analysis, I was shocked to find that he had already started crying (yes, he sent me a voice).

He sobbed (soundingly) and said: "You, what you said is not right at all! But I, I see that you are my fan, I will let you stay in the group reluctantly!"

I swear, if I were to write a psychoanalysis paper for him right now, I would be able to write at least tens of thousands of words...

Anyway, I wasn't kicked out of the group in the first place.I don't know if I should be happy or despairing...

Because the next second they knew who I really was and forced me to share details about my work!God knows I signed a non-disclosure agreement!They also threatened me - if I refused to tell the details of the follow-up development or the relationship between the characters, I would be shocked with that little cookie from the garbage planet!Genuine electricity at a fair price!

I don't want to enjoy the treatment of evil gods, so I told the details of the few works that have been made public.Then I discovered to my horror that what they wanted to hear was not on the same level as what I had to say!

Do you know how terrible it is to be forced by the evil god to tell the details of getting along with colleagues (accent)... Oh, my old swan... I don't want to recall it anymore... (Fuzu.jpg)

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My God... I feel sorry for the landlord!But I still want to hahaha, what should I do?ha ha ha ha ha ha hiccup

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Upstairs is simply insane...

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My mother, my sister is too soft! !Emma, ​​how could he be so cute! !

Emma, ​​I can't help it when I think of Jimei who is crying and pretending to be domineering at the same time!

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Take me upstairs! ! !

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Xueba Tangdou Sen is really extraordinary... Tens of thousands of word papers are minutes OTZ

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certainly! !My jelly bean is a fan of Jimei! !

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What should I do? I feel that the amount of information from the host is getting bigger and bigger... I have a lot of things I want to ask and complain about, but I can't find the right time to ask! !

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I'll help you upstairs.

@shakespeare good

Sir, I sorted out a few questions:

1. Before the building was closed last time, you said you were going to work, but it was already very late. Some people suspected that you simply didn’t want to change, rather than needing to work. Is this really the case? ,

2. What is the small round cake of Junk Planet?

3. Why are you unwilling to share the details of getting along with your colleagues?Is it because of this detail that something is different?

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Fuck, upstairs, you are a paparazzi by profession... I will give you a proposition...

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The truth is out upstairs... I'm afraid you will scare the host away...

97L Sir Shakespeare is good

Uh... let me answer one by one.

First question:

I did go to work, but as I said in the last update, I can't disclose any information about the content of the work, otherwise they won't take me to play...

Second question:

Can you simply understand it as an electric shock device?

Third question:

Because the details that the evil god wants to ask are far from what I imagined (including the real relationship between me and my colleague in reality)... He is more willing to listen to me about the relationship between me and Pippihai (my colleague's code name) Our "basic love" (is that what it says?), but we are both straight straight men!All I can say is that I'm already trying my best not to kill the day...

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Wait, the operation "don't play with me" is familiar...

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I can't disclose any news... It's really hammered, it really is Marvel's father! !

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Add one upstairs, and by the way, let’s worship the next set of technology on the 94th floor... God damn planet’s small round pancake electric shocker hahahahaha!I'm afraid everyone doesn't make it from Saka, hahahahaha

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Hammer-based Haisen Party has mixed feelings...

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By the way...has Pippihai disappeared?

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Seems like eh?

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I really want to know what Pipihai thinks about this post hahahaha

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Don't think about the ones upstairs, since the 87th floor said that this is a new fan-humanities model, Pippihai probably withdrew it, right?

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God what a pity! !I also want to know what his expression will be when he sees this post!

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Hahahahahahahaha youbadbad upstairs~

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Am I the only one who found out that the host has disappeared again? ?

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You are not alone.

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I'm very sorry, I have to go back to work again, so I will update later!

Please ask the moderator to seal the building, thank you!

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