The lady is stunning, she hides her secrets

Ban Qing drooped his head and sat at the table.

The table was empty, without the usual hot and delicious meals.

Because he made the lady angry.

So today's dinner is gone.

Just now, after seeing clearly what Ban Qing took out, the lady became very dangerous for a moment.

Zhong Ling came over, pinched Ban Qing's chin, looked down at his face for a while, and then asked a question.

"Are you really unaware?"

It was this sentence that made Ban Qing think of the moon coming out at night after Zhong Ling left.

What does lady mean?

It's not that Ban Qing didn't realize it at all, nor was it that he was too stupid to be enlightened, it's just that he couldn't accept it.

When he met Zhong Ling on the bank of the Kuan River, Zhong Ling was a young man who was more handsome than a little girl.

Ban Qing thinks he is a man, and has been thinking about him ignorantly for many years.

But when they met again a month ago, he was wearing the bride's wedding dress.

Ban Qing thought that he had made a mistake, but Zhong Ling was actually a woman.

After ten years of self-confession, Ban Qing quickly adjusted his mentality and accepted his identity as a woman.

But now, the option that the woman might be a man was put before him again.

Ban Qing was quite confused.

He had a hunch that if he foolishly asked Zhong Ling "Are you a man or a woman", he might lose his wife's love.

The lady treats him so well now and takes care of him every day, which makes Ban Qing live a completely different life from before.

The peace and happiness brought by this kind of dependence and companionship, as if we can go on like this for a lifetime, is really very beautiful.

He didn't want to break this warm rhythm.

Ban Qing was very distressed, and found the dusty paper, ink, brush and inkstone that he had placed in the corner of the room.

He ground the ink and laid the paper, dipped the brush on it, and wrote a few words on the left side of the paper.

My wife is a woman.

Then he wrote down the various reasons why he thought the lady was a woman.

The first one is a big sentence - she is so beautiful.

With the beginning, the next will become much better.

wear a skirt.

Can make up.

It is delicious to cook.

Kind and considerate.

Sings nicely.

Can embroider.

Ban Qing looked at these reasons, his face full of confusion.

Then draw a pen on the other side of the paper and write "The lady is a man".

He thought about it, and the first reason was - he is so beautiful.

After a while, he added, "It's also very handsome."

Good work.

taller than him.

The chest is flat.

It's so heavy to hold.

The body is not soft, but has elastic and hard flesh.

That sitting posture is too domineering.

The meaning of the old man seems to be that he is a man.

The girls in the village like to play with him.

I seem to be wearing men's clothes lately.

No monthly letter.

Ban Qing thought for a long time, and added another sentence - when I met him for the first time, he was wearing men's clothes.

Ban Qing looked at this piece of paper, tangled up for half a night, and didn't sleep well for the first time.

In the middle of the night, he suddenly realized something.

He likes his wife, whether male or female, so he must find a suitable opportunity to convey this feeling to Zhong Ling.

Although he had thought of a way to coax his wife, he couldn't really be confused about her gender.

He is a husband-in-law, and he doesn't know whether his wife is a man or a woman. Will he have the face to talk about it?

Ban Qing slept very late, but woke up the next morning when the cock crowed.

After he got up from the bed, he saw the words he had left on the table yesterday, thought about it, melted some ink, brought a new piece of paper, and filled in a "solution" on it.

When going winter hunting with his wife, there will be many opportunities to get along day and night. He must find an opportunity to make sure during this time.

But how to be sure?

Ban Qing fell into deep thought, unconsciously wrote something on the paper, looked down, and immediately ticked it off with a blushing face.

The smell of rice from next door wafted in.

Ban Qing, who was hungry, suddenly screamed in his stomach.

Ban Qing: ...

He was already thinking whether he should go to Xishan to admit his mistake first.

It is difficult to go from extravagance to frugality, after eating the meal made by Zhong Ling, he is no longer willing to eat dog food made by himself.

Spicy chicken squatted in front of his door with a rice bowl in its mouth, also waiting for Zhong Ling's feeding, and silently urged Ban Qing.

But, but, if he goes to Xishan, if Zhong Ling asks him at this time, is he a man or a woman, how should he answer?

You can't guess one, rely on that half chance to win!

If he guessed wrong and made Zhong Ling even more angry, how can he coax him in the future?

It is related to his happiness in the second half of his life, and Ban Qing's mind is rarely cleared up.

But it didn't take long for his brain to turn around, and there was another humming in his stomach, and he died down.

Ban Qing lay down on the table listlessly.

I'm hungry, I have no energy, and I don't want to use my brain.

The grievance of the head of the family: "Zhong Ling, come quickly."

His face was pressed against the table, and he felt sleepy for a moment. He didn't know if he was awake because of sleepiness, but he really saw Zhong Ling walking in from the door.

Ban Qing thought it was because he missed his wife too much... The meal he cooked with her was a bit silly for a moment, and he didn't dare to confirm that it was a real person.

Zhong Ling came in, glanced lightly at Ban Qing, and floated into the kitchen.

Zhong Ling is also very helpless.

what can he doHe is also hungry!

Last night, plus this morning, it was two missed meals!

Zhong Ling was hungry when she was a child, and she didn't like this feeling very much.Now that he has enough to eat, how can he starve himself so hard?

If he wanted to eat a hot meal, he still had to go back to Ban Qing's.Who told Zhong Ling not to clean up the kitchen in the Xishan courtyard at the beginning, as a result he didn't even have firewood, rice, oil and salt there.

So just like that, the hungry Zhong Ling saved Ban Qing and Spicy Chicken who were also starving for food.

Ban Qing followed into the kitchen and was still full of surprise when he saw Zhong Ling: "Zhong Ling, are you not angry with me anymore?"

Zhong Ling: Hehe.

Seeing that he didn't answer, Ban Qing was moved and blamed herself—the lady really had him in her heart, so she was so angry that she was afraid that he would be hungry, so she came back to cook for him.

Zhong Ling looked at Ban Qing, walked around him back and forth, with dark circles on his face, but his small eyes were warm and bright.

The anger in my heart quickly dissipated.

Forget it, what is he competing with this little fool.

In the end, it's not a loss for both sides, they are both hungry together?

What a waste of money.

So in a fan-friendly atmosphere, the two finished their breakfast.

Today, Zhong Ling still has to go to the school to take care of the teacher's class.

Just as he was about to leave, he suddenly found a piece of paper that Ban Qing put on the window sill, and there seemed to be words written on it.

what is that?

Zhong Ling walked over and wanted to find out.

Ban Qing glanced at his battle plan from the corner of his eye, rushed over in a fright, and stuffed the few pieces of paper under the quilt.

That quilt was sewed for him by Zhong Ling yesterday, and it was already covered last night.

Ban Qing laughed: "It's nothing, I just practiced and played casually, my handwriting is ugly, don't read it."

Zhong Ling looked at him silently for a while, and saw that Ban Qing's forehead was sweating, so he pretended to believe it.

It was late, and he had to rush to the school, so he let Ban Qing go for the time being.

Zhong Ling went to the school, talked for a while about the book written by the founding emperor of Beimu, then changed the subject and talked about anecdotes about his life, all kinds of unofficial history were picked up by Zhong Ling.

A group of children were so excited to hear gossip.

What, this emperor is a lunatic, and he set up a queen that no one else has ever seen?

What, the emperor spent his whole life looking for a place that no one knew about?

So that when Mr. Ji came back to class later, he faced endless weird problems, such as...

"Does the first emperor have psychic eyes and can see ghosts?"

"Did he break his sleeve?"

"Is the Wuzheng Valley that the first emperor looked for, the place where Taoist priests are selling pills?"

Only then did Mr. Ji deeply regret his temporary indulgence and willfulness.

Let Zhong Ling help him substitute, he is a dog!

This is not to mention later.In fact, today is a dull and fulfilling day.

Ban Qing went to his bandit brothers to check the equipment before winter hunting and made a lot of new arrows.

Ban Qing thought that Zhong Ling would go with him this time, and made a new bow specially, and came back a little later than usual.

All we have to do tonight is stir-fry. Zhong Ling will put it in the kitchen when he gets home and prepare it. When Ban Qing comes back, he can directly start the pot and eat it while it is hot.

Zhong Ling is sitting in Ban Qing's room, marking the homework of the children in the school with a Chinese ink pen.

At this time, he suddenly remembered the few pieces of paper that Ban Qing hid in the morning.

He went to Ban Qing's quilt to feel for a while, but he couldn't find it.

Zhong Ling stood in Ban Qing's room and looked around, then went straight to open his closet.

He fumbled among the folded clothes in the closet for a while, and sure enough, he found the papers.

He opened it and looked.

After a while, Zhong Ling: "..."

When he turned the page, he found that there was actually a piece of paper written on it behind the "Wife is a man and a woman" paper.

The four characters of "solution" came into view.

The same word was written three times on it, but Ban Qing ticked it off three times.

Words that are ticked off are still recognizable.

"touch him"

Zhong Ling looked at these three words and fell into a long and strange silence.

It took a long time before he grabbed the ink brush he used to correct his homework, and next to the three words, he added a short and concise one-word comment—OK.

When the words were dry, Zhong Ling stuffed the paper back into Ban Qing's closet and put it where he used to hide things.

Then he continued to approve the homework, pretending that nothing happened.

The author has something to say: After returning, seeing Mr. Ji who was in a frenzy facing the children, Zhong Ling said implicitly: I think my teaching method is okay.

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