This is a story about forging iron and water

Lin Xiaosha, who was awakened by the sun, opened Weibo in a daze to wake up

Wang Youqian called, "Hey, are you awake, where are you?"

"Well, I'm at home, what's the matter?" Lin Xiaosha, who was still in a daze, said in a daze.

"Hey, I'll go, why have you been doing this since yesterday, can you pay it back if you can?" Hearing Lin Xiaosha's soft voice, Wang Youqian couldn't control himself. "What are your plans for today?"

"No, what's the matter?"

"Would you like to go to the movies, I want to see the new one"

"Okay, what time does it start?"

"It starts at three o'clock. Get up quickly. I'll pick you up at your house. Let's have dinner together."

"Why don't you order a takeaway, I want to take a nap for a while." Lin Xiaosha became lazy when he heard it was only three o'clock.

"People say that spring is lacking and autumn is sleepy. I don't think you have a clear time all year round." Wang Youqian reluctantly agreed to go to Lin Xiaosha's house to eat takeaway and drove towards Lin Xiaosha's house.

Wang Youqian opened the door and walked into Lin Xiaosha's house. The house was quiet, and Wang Youqian went straight to the bedroom.Lin Xiaosha was sleeping soundly on the bed.Only wearing white underwear and quilt entangled together.Wang Youqian couldn't help but stepped forward to take a closer look at Lin Xiaosha's face, his sleeping face against the light seemed to glow, and the sun warmed the little fluff on his face.At this moment, Lin Xiaosha is like a well-behaved teddy, waiting for the owner to come home.In order to take a closer look, Wang Youqian got closer and closer, and the heat from Lin Xiaosha's breath hit Youqian's face head-on.Wang Youqian's breath seemed to disturb Xiaosha who was sleeping. Lin Xiaosha scratched his face with his hands and covered Wang Youqian's head with his hands, "It's weird~ I'll sleep again"

Wang Youqian, who was suddenly attacked, froze beside Lin Xiaosha's bed, and was held hostage by Lin Xiaosha's arms from the neck up.The whole person is the [Do you dare to move?Don’t dare to move, don’t dare to move] The state of the emoticon pack.Observing Lin Xiaosha more closely, I feel that Lin Xiaosha has good skin, good nose, good eyes, even the eyelashes are thicker than others, the more you look at it, the more pleasing to the eye.His eyes lingered back and forth on Lin Xiaosha's face before reaching Lin Xiaosha's mouth, "It looks pink, I don't know if it's soft or not..."

As if by accident, Wang Youqian put his mouth together.

It may be that the posture is uncomfortable, or it may be that it feels strange, Lin Xiaosha began to whimper.Wang Youqian, who was so scared to attack, immediately moved his mouth and pretended to be held by Lin Xiaosha by the bedside. Lin Xiaosha slowly opened his eyes and saw the huge rich face in front of him, thinking that everything was still in a dream , Clutching the neck of the rich and drilling his head into the arms of the rich.Rich, who was suddenly thrown into his arms to deliver the newspaper, adjusted his posture nervously, and turned his stiff neck.Lin Xiaosha's warm breath sprayed on his neck, wave after wave, and Wang Youqian kept chanting silently, "Don't fuck, don't fuck, don't fuck, don't fuck." Only then did he restrain himself from wanting to rub Lin Xiaosha's soft hair impulse.

"Rich~" Lin Xiaosha murmured, not sure if she was awake or dreaming

"Well, what's wrong"

Lin Xiaosha, who suddenly got a reply, was startled awake and jumped up from the bed, not forgetting to wrap herself in a quilt.

"Why are you here!!!,??? Did I do anything weird!" Lin Xiaosha shouted excitedly on the bed, trying to hide her nervousness.

"Why am I here and you don't have any idea?" Seeing Lin Xiaosha about to jump up, Wang Youqian couldn't help but want to tease him, so he stood up and patted Lin Xiaosha pretending to be very angry Clothes folded its arms.

"I, I, I, I, how do I know, I'm sleeping, you're not there before going to bed, and you're there when you wake up...how do I know you're here?" Wang Youqian folded his arms Lin Xiaosha was so nervous that he couldn't even speak clearly.

"Think about it carefully, what happened between the time you went to bed and when you woke up?" Wang Youqian put his hands on the bed and approached Lin Xiaosha, slowing down his speech and saying word by word.

"When you think about it, get dressed and go out to eat"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Lin Xiaoshazuan was wrapped in the quilt and rolled over, it seemed that this kind of action could bring him a sense of security to face such a strange rich and unfamiliar link.

"Have you brushed your teeth, come and eat quickly"

Lin Xiaosha nodded and floated to the dining table like a wandering spirit. Wang Youqian couldn't help it when he saw his chicken coop-like head. Do your little girl fans know that you are so sloppy? It’s not easy to be a fan. If you like you, you still say that you hate it in the comment area. Why do you hate it? You have a big temper.”

The old Wang who was plucking his hair couldn't help but started chattering again. When Lin Xiaosha heard him talking over there, he pulled his hand on his hair.

"Hurry up and eat, squeeze, squeeze, one day, and then you'll be bald after you're done, and no little girl likes it"

"Okay, okay, eat. But, remember why I was in your room in the morning?"

"...???" The alarm bells were ringing in his heart, and he looked at You Qian with a look of doubt and ignorance pretending to be calm.

Wang Youqian looked at Lin Xiaosha's confused look, and poked Youqian's head with his finger,

"I said, what are you using your brain for? You can't remember things like this. The director doesn't hate you?"

"Don't poke me!, I was sleeping just now, you can remember things when you sleep."

"Hey, then you are going to cheat now, just don't admit it."

"Hey, don't talk nonsense. When did I say that I was cheating? I'm really asleep. Tell me what's going on." Lin Xiaosha poked Wang Youqian's thigh quietly.

"I said, is there anyone like you who asks what happened to the victim after playing hooliganism? Do you still want to interview the victim's feelings? Do you also want to hear the victim's declaration? I didn't find that you still have On this side, I underestimated you before."

"No, no, then at least you can give me a summary of the previous story to add some background knowledge, I really can't remember it when I think about it so much."

"Phone! Movie!"

"I called to ask you to invest in a new movie? No way,"

Wang Youqian almost died when he heard this. The porridge in his mouth sprayed on Lin Xiaosha's face, and he raised his hand to slap Lin Xiaosha on the head.

"What the hell are you thinking? You can still do business while sleepwalking, so you'll get rich early."

"What is that, you can add more, just two words, I can't figure it out, it's normal"

"What are you going to do in a while?"

"Oh oh oh oh I remembered, I will go to see that new movie in a while, but, isn't this what I talked on the phone, what does it have to do with you being by my bed..."

"You still have the guts to ask, labor and management come to your house with food in the morning and ask you to eat, you are fucking sleeping like a dead pig, I approached to wake you up, and you took turns with a fucking elbow and stuck my head in it At your bedside, labor and management saw that you were sleeping soundly, so I wanted to wake you up gently, but what the hell did you do, you not only stuck my head, kissed me, and plucked my hair, these are not counted, And put your dog's head in my chest, what do you say in Laozi's chest, you are fucking crazy like a gopher. Forget it, I am a man, but you just woke up like What's the matter with the expression of eating shit, ah, you said, you still play amnesia with me, Lin Xiaosha, you are so bold recently, huh?"

Lin Xiaosha, who was stunned by Wang Youqian's artillery attack, did not expect that he did such a feat in his dream, and really wanted to applaud himself,

I kissed enough to be rich, I kissed enough to be rich, I kissed enough to be rich, "Hehehe," couldn't help laughing silly

"Damn, you still have a fucking face to smile, you can eat quickly, the movie is going to be late, you give me a good reflection on how to compensate me"

"Oh, okay." Lin Xiaosha lowered his head to eat, with a smile that couldn't be concealed from the corner of his mouth.