Handsome Explosive Whole Earth [Interstellar]

Yi Zhen vacuumed and mopped the floor obediently. When cleaning the sofa, she couldn't help but take a peek at Gu Sinian's side face. Under the sun, the eyelashes like crow's feathers were slightly raised, and the edges and corners of the side face and the delicate neck line made people admire the other party's appearance.

Suddenly there was a slight smile on the corner of Gu Sinian's pretty lips, and the sideways little robot was unmoved by the beauty, and turned his head indifferently, continuing his career as a cleaner with a look of disgust.

Although you have a face that wants to be beaten, I still want to fuck you to death.

The EW robot turns on the automatic cleaning mode, but the mind has already wandered out of the living room.

Three in a crowd——

Yi Zhen: I have never hated weekends so much.

Lu Fat: Xiaohong, what's wrong!

Yi Zhen: When Gu Sinian is at home, he asks me to clean up again. It's annoying.

Lu Fat: Touch Xiaohong, I used to clean, cook, wash clothes, and take care of the children!

One Eye: I usually fight...

The one-eyed person in the rental house, after saying this sentence, one-eyed glanced at the words written on the sign on his neck facing the smooth wall, then looked at the garbage under his feet, and patted his little face, feeling a little lost in his heart. He's been winning battles with his Master, and now he's... he's cleaning.

Lu Fat: Touch Xiao Hei!Now Xiao Hei's cleaning is getting better and better!Xiao Hei was so stupid before!

Yi Zhen: I'm rewriting the gray pigeon virus. After I finish writing the program, I can quietly control the robot remotely. At that time, I will download the basic program of EW for Xiaohei and open an automatic setting.

Lupang and Cyclops in the room turned their heads to look at each other at the same time. Lupang widened his eyes and clasped his hands together, saying excitedly: "Is Xiaohong writing a virus? Xiaohong will read programs for robots like humans?! Wow , that's great! I want the RoboCop program so I can fight!"

One-eyed turned to look at Lu Pang, and patted Lu Pang on the head with an expression of caring for a fool, little fool, you missed the point again.

The point is not that Yizhen will install programs for me, but that this is a robot that can write virus programs!

One-eyed replied to Yi Zhen with one word - good.

At this moment, the doorbell suddenly rang, and Yi Zhen mechanically turned his head to look outside the translucent house. A slender and handsome young man with reddish cheeks and gold-rimmed glasses was standing straight outside.

"Go and open the door." Gu Sinian patted Yi Zhen's little buttocks that hadn't gone far, and then the entire EW robot turned to look at Gu Sinian, then turned its head silently and rowed towards the door, looking at Yi Zhen with his little feet. Looking at the switch that was much higher than it, he stretched out his hand, and finally, after a lot of effort, the door opened.

The EW robot pushed back, and the young man in front of the gate was smiling. He didn't see the person who opened the door. He finally looked down and saw the EW robot with his hands clasped together and looking down at his own EW robot. This EW opened the door for himself, and his reckless appearance was recorded by this little robot, and even the tips of his ears turned red.

Gu Sinian took off the book on his face, stood up and stretched his waist, his clothes were pulled open to reveal the sexy and charming waistcoat line, Wen Qing was slightly taken aback, Yi Zhen, who had been observing Wen Qing, shook his head, turned his head and looked quietly A new mechanical butler carried by a transport robot to the outside.

"Hello, Admiral Gu, I'm very sorry that there was a problem with the mechanical butler last time. After we recovered it, we found that a large number of duplicate startup programs were stored in the program, so that your mechanical butler could not be turned on." Wen Qing explained.

Gu Sinian, who had just walked over, nodded slightly, not paying attention to the other party's eyes staring at him, and asked with a slightly indifferent expression: "Have you found out the reason?"

"No, no, we haven't found out the reason for the mechanical steward's copying program. It may be that there is a problem in the process of our repair." Wen Qing explained helplessly.

Yi Zhen who was on the ground turned his head to look at Gu Sinian and then at Wen Qing, just wanting to laugh.

He first used the Gray Pigeon virus to copy a large number of these programs, and then checked and killed all the viruses. Only the copy program, there is no virus in it, it is a ghost.

Gu Sinian nodded, looked out, Wen Qing followed Gu Sinian's gaze, and immediately smiled and ordered the transport robot to send the new mechanical butler into the house. middle.

"Turn on."

The humanoid mechanical butler lying on the ground stood up with a smile on his face: "Hello, I am robot 703, and I am very happy to serve you."

"Do you want to start the master identification program?"

Gu Sinian frowned, glanced at the robot's face, and said to Wen Qing, "This robot's face is quite similar to yours."

Wen Qing's breathing stagnated slightly, and he was embarrassed to speak, because he was a new mechanical butler, so he played a trick by pinching the mechanical butler's face with almost 85% similarity with him. When the mechanical butler looks at his face again, it will be very easy to feel familiar and fond of him...

"Really, it doesn't quite look like it." Wen Qing maintained the expression on his face, but his hands couldn't help shaking, afraid that the other party would find out his intentions.

Gu Sinian hummed lightly, "Thank you for bringing the things here, you can go back." Then he lowered his head and said habitually to the EW robot on the ground, "Go and open the door."

Yi Zhen on the ground turned his head and glanced at the mechanical butler beside him who was still moving left and right, and then obediently went to open the door to see off the guests.

Wen Qing who was locked outside the door: ...

He was kicked out after only three sentences. Yi Zhen shook his head and looked around the mechanical butler. The robots of 703 are very rigid, and 702 has a personality as far as he sees now...or more human-like , and these new versions of 703 will only obey orders, even if Yi Zhen wants to say a few words to the other party.

I looked at the time, it was already noon.

Gu Sinian was worried that the robot had problems again, so he didn't recognize the owner for the time being, and then gave his new mechanical butler the first order: "Cook."

The mechanical housekeeper cooked the rice stiffly in the kitchen, took out the dishes and began to wash, Yi Zhen stared at this human-like but not human-like guy in the corner for a long time.

Yi Zhen (●—●): I have designed the way to die for you, big brother, be happy, you should be taken away before the meal is finished!

The mechanical butler who was cooking completely ignored Yi Zhen who came in quietly. With a standard eight-teeth smile on his face, he picked up a kitchen knife to chop vegetables, and Yi Zhen, who saw the timing, ran fast!

Suddenly, the mechanical butler was hit by something, and the whole robot fell upside down. The box containing the knife was knocked down by its left hand, and it fell seven or eight knives. Three of them were inserted in the gap between its chest, but it It can still move. At this time, an EW robot appeared on the ground. He secretly picked up a knife and cut it lightly at a circuit. The circuit was a fancy dog ​​leash. At the same time, Yizhen spilled some water from his body on the ground. The soles of the mechanical butler's feet.

When Gu Sinian rushed in, the new mechanical butler lying on the ground had a knife stuck in his body, his eyes widened, and he said, "I will die with my eyes open", while the EW robot beside him was sweeping and mopping the floor obediently.

Gu Sinian: ...

Again, it broke again...

this robot...

suffocating...

Still not as effective as the little guy he bought for 300 interstellar coins.

Wen Qing, who had just returned to the company, received Gu Sinian's repair request again, and was completely stunned. Several staff members frowned in surprise when they saw the repair report.

"No, it's broken again? Could it be that His Excellency Gu Sinian did it on purpose?"

"Why do you deliberately damage the mechanical butler? Admiral Gu is not so boring!"

"Hahaha, it's different, maybe you fell in love with the person who delivered the goods? Right, little boss?"

When Wen Qing heard this sentence, his face immediately turned red, and the next moment he was hit by happiness, maybe it was on purpose, because he saw, fell in love with him?Then why did he only let him say three sentences just now to drive him away!

Really annoying!

Wen Qing, who was in a good mood, appeared at the door of Gu Sinian's house again, "Hello, Admiral Gu, I heard that the mechanical housekeeper has a new problem, let me take a look for you."

Gu Sinian opened the door, let Wen Qing in sideways, then pointed to the kitchen: "It's in the kitchen."

Wen Qing nodded, couldn't help but smile, he came in again!happy!

Walking into the kitchen, I didn't see the mechanical butler. After walking a few steps, I finally saw it...

The robot with 85% similarity to him was lying on the ground with three knives stuck in his body, Wen Qing was sweating profusely, this feeling was similar to looking at his own corpse!

Your Excellency Gu Sinian!

If you have any comments on this robot's face pinching, you can raise it!

But you scare me so much, I feel wronged QAQ

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