Handsome Explosive Whole Earth [Interstellar]

In the corridor, stood two tall figures.

One of them was about 1.9 meters, and the other was also 1.8 meters. The two stood in the corridor and talked quietly.

"Thank you for sending me back today." Wei Le was too shy to look directly into the man's eyes, so he lowered his head and whispered.

The man on the opposite side smiled slightly, his voice was slightly hoarse, but his deep voice was fatally tempting to Wei Le, "I asked you to come out to accompany me, so it's only natural to see you off."

"Well," Wei Le pressed his fingerprint on the electronic lock, turned his eyes and asked warmly, "Do you want to go in and have a sit? My house... There is no one at home."

Hearing this, the corners of Heiguang's mouth curled up slightly, his eyes were deep to see the emotions in his eyes, he nodded and said: "Okay."

In fact, Heiguang has been to Wei Le's house several times, and Heiguang helped even move. Wei Le has been living at home before, and recently moved out, saying that it is closer to his younger brother, and the live broadcast at home disturbs his parents' rest. Knowing that it is very close to his home, in the same community, it takes 5 minutes to walk.

Heiguang now lives in the house that Yi Zhen bought before. Since he started live broadcasting to make money, his income is getting higher and higher, and his fans are getting more and more. Although he does not show his face, he is said to be secretive, maybe he is ugly, etc. , but still can't stop his little fans from increasing exponentially, but Heiguang still feels a little empty in his heart.

He is a robot intelligence.

After entering the house, Hei Guang took the water from Wei Le, glanced at it, and heard the man explain urgently: "It's white water, nothing added, I know you don't like it."

Heiguang smiled when he heard the words, and took the water glass in Wei Le's hand. When the fingertips of the two touched each other, he saw that the tips of Xiao Baiyun's ears turned red. He frowned and thought for a moment. a form of expression.

"Thank you, little apprentice." Heiguang has only a taste of food. He actually doesn't like to eat these things. After all, as a robot, he has no sense of taste. After eating, he needs to clean up the inside. He couldn't help but eat with his little apprentice, so he ate too much, but it was a little more troublesome when he went back.

The two chatted for a while, about the live broadcast, fans, and some recent interesting things. After chatting for a few words, the black light glanced at the time. It was already twelve o'clock, and it was time for the little apprentice to go to bed. At eight o'clock this morning they Just go out, the little apprentice hasn't rested until now, the human beings should have entered a state of exhaustion.

He put down the water glass in his hand, and patted Wei Le who was smiling cheerfully at him with his hands, "It's getting late, I'll go back first, you have a good rest."

Wei Le was stunned for a moment when he heard the words, his heart was empty, "Okay then."

After sending the man to the door, the man put on his shoes and straightened his clothes with his back facing him. Just as he was about to leave, Wei Le called out to him again in a warm voice, "Black light."

Hearing this, the tall and slender man turned around and showed a gentle smile, "Why..."

Before he could speak, he saw the man suddenly leaning in front of him, standing on tiptoe and kissing his lips. When the moist and hot lips touched lightly and were about to withdraw, Hei Guang fixed the other party's lips with his left hand. At the back of his head, he lowered his head and kissed each other passionately.

The hairs all over his body stood on end, Wei Le felt that he would definitely hit a home run today, the forceful kiss was almost suffocating, until a short while later, his breathing became short of breath, his whole body was hot, as if he had lost everything His strength hung on the man's body like he had lost his bones.

Heiguang noticed that Wei Le's breathing and heartbeat were speeding up, so he let go of Wei Le suddenly, then patted his back, "It's getting late, take a good rest."

boom.

The door is closed.

Wei Le: ...

***

[He definitely likes me - but he doesn't have fun with me, what's wrong? 】

——"Pfft, lz sure? As long as a man sees the person he likes in front of him, he won't want to sleep! I guarantee it with the lifeblood of all gay men in the entire galaxy!"

- "ls is wsn?"

——"Don't be crooked! Liz ignores them, if you are really sure that the other party likes you, could it be his fault?"

[He is tall and big...it shouldn't be. 】

——"Don't, lz last time I went clubbing, I saw a cutie who was only 1.6 meters long, I thought I was 1 and he was 0, happy and happy, but... forget about the past, I can't look back, only a thousand lines of tears. "

——"ls don't go, tell your story!"

Wei Le's post on the anonymous forum was quickly responded to. After reading a lot of news and thinking about it seriously, although I have to say that it is unreasonable to suspect black light impotence, the logic of these people is still okay.

As a man too... he feels sleepy when he sees someone he likes, there's nothing wrong with him!

In fact, this is just a small problem, he will not dislike the black light.

***

Halfway through the game, the system prompts that Heiguang and he are already doing a big kill.

——"The gun of the wandering god is so cool! Fuck, it's amazing! Ahhh! My husband loves you!"

——"The little apprentice performed well today, several lore shots are super good, meow~"

Wei Le heard this, and asked with a smile: "Why is he a wandering god and I am a little apprentice? You were not like this before! You all call me husband!"

——"Probably this is the aura_(:з"∠)_"

Wei Le muttered, "I also have an aura."

As soon as the black light came down, he held a machine gun in his hand. Hearing this, he just smiled and didn't speak. At this time, the system announcement of the live broadcast platform suddenly sounded——

[Offline activities are open again, watch the male/female live, get in touch with your favorite anchors, come and grab tickets! 】

Seeing this message, Wei Le turned his eyes to look at Heiguang: "Are you going to Heiguang?"

Black Light: "I'm not very convenient."

Wei Le knew that the black light would not go, but he still wanted to ask a question.

——"Heiguang boss really won't go, but I heard that everyone has formed a CP and walked the red carpet. Is there anyone inviting you this year, Xiao Baiyun?"

——"Definitely not, hahahaha, the best female anchor with my little apprentice has found true love this year and resigned, what do you think?"

"What are you talking about, doesn't it make me look the most outstanding and handsome if I walk alone?" Wei Le laughed, and then he and You blew a few words before turning off the live broadcast and going offline.

He stewed the soup while communicating with Heiguang, and the stew was still Dabu soup, and it seemed that the stew was almost done, so Wei Le said to Heiguang in the communication: "My soup is ready, you wait for me at home, I will give it to you." Come here, and the rest will be my brother's brain."

Although Heiguang thought it was a bit strange that Wei Le liked stewing soup recently, he said it was for his younger brother in high school to nourish his brain. Wei Le’s younger brother’s school is very close to here, so he often sneaked out of school and went home.

However, every time Heiguang saw the hot food from the other party, he couldn't refuse it, so he had to drink it and deal with it. Hearing this, he just nodded, "Okay."

……

Wei Jue, who sneaked home again at night, saw the hot water on the table, and his expression was a little unnatural. He had a lot of nosebleeds at school today, and he really didn't dare to mend it.

Now the whole school laughs at him seeing Miss Ren wearing a skirt with a nosebleed, she is a big pervert...

***

As the offline event was approaching, Wei Le bought several outfits to wear before choosing the one he was most satisfied with. However, the fans were really poisonous, and there was really no one on the entire platform who walked the red carpet with him.

Reasons are various: "I have a boyfriend." "I'm a cp fan of you and Heiguang, I can't dismantle cp!" "The colors of our clothes don't match well."

In short, he really wants to walk the red carpet alone, the platform is really sick, and insists on adding the item of walking the red carpet, is it because he thinks it is better for him to walk alone?

After saying hello to Heiguang, Wei Le got into the car sent by the platform. He looked outside in a daze, thinking that he was going to walk the red carpet alone today, and his mind was all about Heiguang.

Just as he was thinking, the car had already arrived. This time, the platform spent a lot of money to buy the most luxurious hotel on earth. The scene was quite big for a while, and the entrance was already full of people, so he entered through the back door.

As soon as he entered the backstage, everyone inside posted selfies together in pairs. Wei Le was the only one who was alone in his concave shape. It was inconvenient for Hei Guang to appear on such an occasion, he was only here alone, and he married the female anchor with whom he had the best relationship, had a child and raised a child.

He was also helpless.

As soon as he entered, many people greeted him, and after a few words, Wei Le walked to the bathroom.

Just when he was about to open the door and go out, he heard a slight sneer from someone outside: "Thirteen Yue will really be famous, does he really plan to walk the red carpet finale alone later?"

"No, they definitely don't want to. Isn't this the current pillar of our company who refuses to come?"

"Hahaha, about this matter, you said that the black light doesn't show its face, so it can't be someone from the military department?"

"It's hard to say. Heiguang knows both Your Excellency and Major General Yi, so he is definitely not an ordinary person."

"It's just that Wei Le's little fans are still happy about some CP fan. I don't think he is taken seriously by Heiguang at all. Let's just talk about it. I think some people take it seriously."

Inside the door, Shisanyue was on fire, and suddenly opened the door, walked out, and gave the three people who were talking coldly a look. The three newcomers who were newly signed by the platform this year, walked to the sink, and slowly tidied up his body. clothes.

The three of them were so embarrassed that they didn't know what to say. Gossiping behind people's backs and being overheard, that's...

"Brother Yue..."

"I only have one younger brother, so I can't afford to be an older brother like you." Wei Le straightened his clothes at the collar with a cold face, and said unhurriedly. He couldn't tell if he was angry or what, and walked out slowly.

As soon as Wei Le left, the three of them who hadn't dared to vent their breath just now let out a long breath.

"What can we do? If Wei Le's fans know about this, they can scold us to death!"

All three of them have just signed for a year, and they only have a little splash, offending the big anchor, as long as the big anchor says a word, those fans can make them have no one in the entire live broadcast room!

"That won't work. Do you still know about the DK Honghua last time? It's because of offending Wei Le. Now there is no platform for him, and he has switched to power leveling... We can't sit still!"

"I just made a recording..."

In fact, Wei Le, who didn't want to trouble the three people at all, just returned, and as soon as he sat down, he saw many people winking at him, and distanced themselves from him. Wei Le raised his eyebrows slightly, but at this time he received the news of the black light .

Heiguang: "What's wrong with you? The tone is so bad, you are being hacked all over the Internet."

Wei Le raised his eyebrows and opened Xingwei, only to see countless people @ him, with 10,000+ comments already.

The first is an audio-

"Brother Yue..."

"I only have one younger brother, so I can't afford to be a brother like you."

There is also a paragraph: It really is a great anchor, with his nostrils upturned.

—— "This is obviously Heizi, our little Baiyun is so soft and cute!"

——"The voice really sounds like Luna, and the tone is really smelly."

——"What Luna? He was confused before, but he didn't hug his thighs well. He can only pretend to be aggressive, and now he is the number one brother in the live broadcasting world?"

As soon as he watched, he heard someone come over to announce that he could appear on stage. The front desk began to report their names one by one, as well as the order of appearance. There was no doubt that he was put at the end.

"Buzz."

Black Light: "What the hell happened?"

Wei Le: "Do you think I am the kind of person they say?"

Heiguang saw Wei Le's message and immediately replied: "Of course not."

Seeing the news of Heiguang's return, Wei Le finally felt a little better. He took the communicator and edited a long string of messages to send over——

"I used to like to pretend to be aggressive. If I won, I would boast that I was awesome. If I lost, I would say that I couldn't take it. The time when I met you was really confused, but I really didn't think about hugging thighs. At that time, I just If I feel confused, I will be confused, the big deal is that I will plan and plan carefully for the money I earned before, and I can live well after learning to do business... I don’t want to hug my thigh."

Looking at such a long string, Heiguang frowned slightly, there must be something wrong.

Thinking of this, the man put on his clothes and went out from the room regardless. On the way there, he sent a message to Yi Zhen to inform him. The fat green man who was sitting in the living room watching the TV series heard the door slam and was forced to close. Turn around and continue watching TV.

Anyway, he is the only one who is single.

***

Time passed by every minute and every second, and the people in front had walked onto the red carpet and entered the banquet one after another arm in arm.

After everyone left, Wei Le was left alone in the background. At this time, he could no longer hide his emotions, and his eyes were full of wry smiles. How annoying was he before?These people just listened to a half-cut recording and had completely different attitudes towards him. Isn't the isolated behavior too obvious?

Anyone can say that he can do it, but he doesn't want Heiguang to think that he is hugging his thigh, even if the live broadcast is separated, it doesn't matter...

The staff came and knocked on the door. Seeing Wei Le buried his head in the crook of his hands, he was slightly taken aback, coughed, and said, "Moon God, it's your turn."

"it is good."

Wei Le rubbed his eyes, looked in the mirror, and then walked out dodging his steps.

The platform has attracted a lot of fans because of the addition of black light, not to mention that this reception also happens to be an anniversary celebration, and it was purposely held grandly. The entrance of the banquet is full of reporters, which is comparable to the star awards show. Layers are people.

Just as Wei Le stepped onto the carpet, he heard screams from all around him. He greeted everyone around him politely. At this moment, a car slowly stopped in front of the carpet. Everyone was stunned. Wei Le was the last Alone?

All eyes looked over, even Wei Le was surprised and turned his head to look over.

The door of that car was opened, and suddenly all the hustle and bustle stopped instantly. The man straightened his back and walked out in a neat suit. With a slight smile on his face, he nodded politely to the people around him.

"Who is this! Damn!" The staff who had never seen a man did not know how to report the man's name, and asked the person next to him in a low voice.

The man has a calm demeanor, an unbelievably tall man, handsome features, and a particularly deep outline. He walked over slowly, looked at Wei Le who was staring at him in a daze, stretched out his arm, and said in a low voice, "Hold me."

"Ah..." Wei Le stared blankly at the person opposite, subconsciously grabbed the black light, and followed the man's footsteps.

Because no one had seen the black light, everyone was stunned, asking in low voices if they knew who this person was walking the red carpet with Wei Le, and the fans were all crazy.

"Ah, ah, so handsome!"

"Who is this? Fuck, it can't be my black light boss?"

"Wandering God?!!!!"

The staff who reported their names finally asked for their names, and announced nervously: "The last group, Thirteen Months, Black Light."

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! Husband himself?!!!"

"Black light, black light, black light!"

Wei Le walked beside Heiguang the whole time, and asked in a low voice, "Why are you here?"

"I'm afraid if you don't come, you will cry." Heiguang laughed, and touched Wei Le's head casually, and the whole scene was filmed.

"But wouldn't it be inconvenient?"

Heiguang: "It's okay, I've already asked the elders at home."

Wei Le: "Huh?"

***

The interview begins.

Everyone made row after row, but all the lights were on the two people in the middle.

Heiguang sat sullenly, waiting for those people to ask Wei Le a question.

……

"What happened to Xingwei just now?"

Suddenly someone asked Wei Le this question directly, Wei Le was stunned for a moment, but the three little anchors sat on pins and needles, looking at Wei Le nervously.

"There's nothing to say, but what can I say with only two sentences after removing the beginning of the recording? If the other party dares to play all the recordings, it may be more interesting."

Wei Le didn't want to talk about this matter, Heiguang glanced at him, and at the same time noticed that three people breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

"Okay, okay, let's interview the black light! This is the first time everyone has seen the black light!" The staff member said with a smile. As soon as his voice fell, everyone's eyes fell on the black light. Mysterious colors.

Reporter: "Hi, God of Heiguang. I remember that I made it clear before that I would not come back to the banquet. Why did you come here suddenly?"

Heiguang: "Come and see the little apprentice, lest he cry."

The fans roared inwardly: "Heiguang really likes the little apprentice!"

Reporter: "Hahaha, then they all said that you like the little apprentice, is it true?"

Hei Guang said calmly, "I like him."

Wei Le's face turned as red as a boiled shrimp.

The fans roared: "Is that how you admit it? CP fans are satisfied!"

Reporter: "Then you are already together?"

Black Light: "Still chasing, there is something that needs to be told to him, see if he is willing."

Reporter: "May I ask what's the matter?"

Black Light: "Something about me personally."

When Wei Le heard this, the word 'impotence' instantly came to mind, it's okay, he really doesn't dislike it!

"It's so sweet, Mr. and Mrs. Heiguang, you are getting sweeter and sweeter!"

"Super cute!!! Heiguang boss must have come here because those people attacked Xiao Baiyun on the Internet?"

"The point is that I'm so handsome that I can't close my legs, I can't close my legs... That's why people who know me, Yishen and Your Excellency, are so handsome!"

***

After the banquet, Wei Le sat in the car, driving with a black light.

"Heiguang, the private matter you mentioned...do you want to tell me now?" Wei Le was silent for a moment, he found that he really guessed the truth,

Seeing Heiguang's hesitant expression, Wei Le curled his lips and said, "Actually, I already know, but I don't really mind..."

Black Light: "You know?"

Wei Le: "Yes."

Black Light: "How do you know?"

Wei Le: "Guess... I don't mind, I like you."

After finishing speaking, Bawang Wei Le snapped his lips and kissed Hei Guang.

Black light: "!!!"

When the two returned home, they immediately kissed passionately. Heiguang also knew that this was the most favorite emotion expressed by human beings. Anyway, he actually studied seriously what Lao Gu liked to do with Xiaohong the most.

Undress naturally.

Hands across the strong chest.

Wei Le was about to attack, but suddenly he saw a big stick chasing after him.

No, not impotence? ? ?

Wei Le asked tremblingly: "...What is the private matter you just wanted to tell me...I want to make sure that it is different from what I thought..."

Black Light: "I just want to tell you that I'm not human, don't you already know?"

Wei Le: "???" Too big to be human?

***

Wei Le: I never thought my husband was a robot.

Black light: engrave your name on my chip, when you sleep forever, I will sleep with you forever.