Handsome Explosive Whole Earth [Interstellar]

The sunshine was particularly good, Zuo Shuye drove the little guy to the gate of the kindergarten, but she didn't get out of the car, and told the kid Gu Zhuo who was sitting in the co-pilot——

"First……"

Gu Zhuo waved his immature little hand, and said like a little adult: "Grandma, how many times have you told me that my ears are calloused.

"I swear I will never say, 'Mom and Dad don't want us anymore', 'We will be sold', 'I won't eat food that wasn't made by my mother', 'We will be delivered tomorrow', don't worry, I Going to class." Gu Zhuo glared at Zuo Shuye, then quickly jumped out of the car with his little feet, and walked in with his schoolbag in his hands.

The teacher at the door frowned slightly when he saw this scene. This new kid had just transferred to another school. Although this kid was only three years old, he was the devil king who made the whole class cry every minute when he opened his mouth.

For this reason, she had approached the child's parents four times when the school just started four days ago. The beautiful and temperamental lady wore sunglasses to cover most of her face every time, for fear that others would recognize her. At first she thought that The wife is Gu Zhuo's mother. Later, when she heard Gu Zhuo call grandma, she realized that it was grandma who picked up and dropped off the children every day.

This grandma is quite nice to the children, but she doesn’t get off the car every time she sends Gu Zhuo to school, which makes the teacher very dissatisfied. Gu Zhuo’s current state obviously lacks the care of his family. Although he is not bothered now, But he is not very talkative, nor does he play with other children.

"Good morning, teacher." Gu Zhuo has fair skin, big eyes, and long eyelashes. Every time he blinks, those eyelashes flicker, which is very confusing, and people can't help but treat him well.

Teacher Lin, who was half-dead from anger yesterday, also smiled gently at Gu Zhuo this morning.

As soon as he walked in, Gu Zhuo heard a few children playing roles.

"It's my turn, it's my turn, I'll play Uncle Marshal, and you guys will play villains!"

"No, it's obvious that we are, I should play Uncle Marshal today, we agreed after school yesterday!"

"Tch, I don't want to play Marshal, I want to play General Yi!"

"Obviously it's me!"

Several children had a dispute over a role-playing game. As soon as Gu Zhuo put down his schoolbag, two of the children started to fight angrily. The teacher immediately separated the children who were fighting and made the two Xiaodouding stand as punishment.

Gu Zhuo sat in his seat, glanced at the two little boys who were fighting for role-playing, then looked away, and took out the books for the first class.

However, there was still more than an hour before class.

There are two people missing, the number of boys role-playing is not enough, there is a little chubby as the boss of the class, he raised the latest mecha model in his hand and said to Gu Zhuo who was sitting in the seat, "Zhuo Zhuo, we have few people, Are you coming or not!"

"Don't play, childish." The ceramic kid with red lips and white teeth shook his head and refused.

Little chubby Pan Pan muttered: "But there are few of us, come on, don't you want to play with girls?"

Gu Zhuo: Hey, the little fat man knows how to use aggressive tactics?

But role-playing his two fathers, he really has no interest at all!

He was very skinny half a year ago, fighting with the children in the kindergarten, but when he went back, his two fathers beat him up. He really just wanted to cry.

A few children want to ask girls for help because of being alone, but none of the girls are willing to play the big villain, unless they are asked to play Marshal or General Yi. They have to play two protagonists in a few minutes, so they don't agree.

The teacher looked at Gu Zhuo sitting in his seat, unwilling to play with the boys, thinking that he could not let the child become more and more withdrawn, adhering to the love for the teacher's profession and the sense of responsibility for children's education, Teacher Lin left In front of Gu Zhuo's children, "Zhuo Zhuo, tell the teacher, why don't you play with them?"

Gu Zhuo thought for a while and said, "Childish."

Teacher Lin had a mouthful of old blood stuck in his heart, and finally he stopped the expression on his face: "But when Zhuo Zhuo came to the kindergarten, didn't he know that the kindergarten had a name?"

"What's the name?" Gu Zhuo's eyes widened, fluttering, causing several little girls to scream instantly.

——"Zhuo Zhuo, you are so pretty, may I sit next to you next semester."

——"The burning eyelashes are longer than mine. Last time my mother saw him, she said he was so cute, even cuter than me QAQ"

Teacher Lin said nonsense in a serious manner, "Kindergarten is also called kindergarten. We come to kindergarten to play with the children in kindergarten."

It was the first time Gu Zhuo heard this statement, his small mouth opened into an O shape, "Really?"

"Of course, the teacher will definitely not lie to you."

Gu Zhuo frowned, he still doesn’t really like this game, but I don’t know why every boy in the kindergarten likes this game, his father sent him to the kindergarten to play with the children in the kindergarten, so let’s play it reluctantly .

With Gu Zhuo joining, Pan Pan and the others gathered the number of people in an instant, and several little girls also joined, because wherever the popular kid Gu Zhuo goes, there will always be little girls.

"I'll play the marshal!" Gu Zhuo made a final decision as soon as he walked over.

Little Fatty was unconvinced, "Why?"

Gu Zhuo raised his chin, "Because my surname is Gu!"

Pan Pan and the others looked at each other, which made sense, but they were speechless. Just when a few children were about to nod their heads in agreement, the child who insisted on playing Gu Sinian just now said in a childish voice, "No, we said earlier OK!"

Gu Zhuo: "Then how about it, children who support me raise their hands!"

Of course Pan Pan and the others wouldn't raise their hands, but the little girls who watched the little male god's game raised their hands one after another. This number was one more than the boys in the whole class. The kid Gu Zhuo won with an absolute advantage and absolute suppression.

……

"Look at my plane cannon! Boom da da da!"

"The blade is out, run!"

"Help, ah, I'm dead..."

The children played all day, the teacher looked at Gu Zhuo, and finally let go of his heart. The teacher also has a sense of honor. Helping the autistic child to get out of his own world is so fulfilling.

After Mr. Lin sent off the other children, he just saw Gu Zhuo stepping on the luxury car reluctantly with small steps, sat on the co-pilot, and then fastened his seat belt.

Teacher Lin has begun to overflow with maternal love.

The child Gu Zhuo who came home sat at the dining table, and the two fathers sat beside him, one on the left and the other on the right.

"Did you listen to the teacher when you went to kindergarten today?" Gu Sinian looked at Gu Zhuo, a first-grade kid in kindergarten, and asked casually.

Gu Zhuo took two mouthfuls of rice and shook his head, "Yes, the teacher asked me to play games with other children."

Upon hearing this sentence, Yi Zhen asked casually, "Is it fun?"

"It's not fun. If the teacher didn't let me go, I wouldn't want to play. It's very childish, but every boy in kindergarten plays it. It's so annoying."

Yi Zhen, who didn't know the content of role-playing games, gently touched his son's head, "It's good to make more friends. You have fun with them. Stop fighting. I don't want to be asked to be a parent."

"Just... just once!" Gu Zhuo said in a childish voice, "And I don't fight now!"

Yi Zhen looked at his son and shook his head. He didn't believe it, knowing a son is like a father. On the surface, the child Gu Zhuo looks like Gu Sinian, but on the inside he looks like him...

This is not a good thing.

He himself used to fight a lot when he was a kid...

Yi Zhen thought so, and then said to Gu Sinian next to him, "Next time Zhuo Zhuo invites parents, you go."

Gu Sinian: "..."

Gu Zhuo: "..." Dad, you believe me!

The kindergarten is filled with the fragrance of milk, and there are also robots playing with the children, all of them are round, especially like Dabai in the animation of the ancient earth, super soft and cute, the body is also made of special materials, so soft that it will never Let the children get hurt.

In the kindergarten there is an absolute favorite area of ​​​​all children - the playroom!

After the game a week ago, little chubby Pan Pan thought that he and the most popular kid in the class, Gu Zhuo, were already best friends, so during the afternoon break, he called all the little boys in the class, and dragged Gu Zhuo, I explained to the teacher that I was going to play in the game room for an hour. After approval, a few kids went to the game room happily.

The game room has equipment, and you can play all kinds of fun games. Of course, violent and bloody games are absolutely not allowed.

Gu Zhuo played with Pan Pan and his group for about 10 minutes, when the door was opened, and seven or eight kindergarten children from the big class walked in, who were much bigger than their children in the small class.

"Small and fat, give way."

As the boss of the class, Pan Pan will never be cowardly at this time. He glared angrily at the senior children who were trying to steal their game consoles, "We came first, we won't let you!"

The children in the big class heard the words, and said very dissatisfied: "Believe it or not, I will beat you!"

Because they are tall and strong, no one dared to say no when these six or seven children in the big class secretly bullied the children in the kindergarten, but today they found out that the students in the small class who had just entered the school directly rejected them.

"Then there is only fighting!"

"Come on!" A few children in the big class put one hand in front and the other behind, making a brilliant gesture. Some people who are a head taller than you are going to fight with you. They look quite professional. You Tell me whether you are afraid or not.

Little Fatty was also scared, and several people also said: "Forget it, let you!"

Pan Pan said some harsh words, and the children laughed at him, saying that he was as fat as Zhu Bajie, and that he would not be able to get a wife in the future, and his parents would not want him. As soon as he said that, he burst into tears immediately.

"Hmph, it's useless for the little ones to cry as soon as they say a few words!" As they spoke, the children in the big class made faces in tacit understanding, obviously not the first time they did this.

"Zhao Zhuo, am I really fat? Do mom and dad really want me?" Pan Pan asked in tears, grabbing the life-saving straw beside him.

Gu Zhuo's characteristic milk voice said: "They are talking nonsense, your father came to pick you up yesterday!"

Hearing what Gu Zhuo said, little chubby Panpan suddenly became happy again, "That's right! My dad came to pick me up yesterday!"

I don't know who it was from the big class, but said, "That's because your father wants to fatten you up and sell you off!"

Pan Pan couldn't stop crying.

Gu Zhuo frowned, and said to the seniors, "Apologize to Pan Pan!"

"Apologize? Hmph, no way!" The seven senior students showed their wings at the same time, "Unless you beat us!"

Gu Zhuo: "Do you have to do it?"

"Of course, we are boys, strength speaks!"

The children in the big class are very proud of themselves, this trick of white crane spreading its wings... It's really just a white crane spreading its wings. Then stop fighting them.

Gu Zhuo thought about it for a while, probably he will be beaten by his two fathers, when grandma picked him up today, he and grandma went to grandma's house coquettishly: "Then fight!"

"Little one, did you engage in..."

Before the kid could speak, he was beaten instantly.

"Zhao Zhuo! It's amazing!" Pan Pan, who was crying like a fool, forgot to cry...

……

"Ms. Lin, the children in your class are fighting with those in the big class. The teacher in the big class, Stephanie, has already passed by. Go and have a look." The teacher from the next class trotted in and told Teacher Lin.

When Mrs. Lin heard this, she really knew that those little devil kings in Mrs. Stephanie's class were taller than their classmates by a large margin!

She ran over quickly, worried that her students would suffer.

Teacher Lin, who rushed to the scene, saw the senior children standing in a row with bruised noses and swollen faces. All the children in their class had clean faces, not even a bruise.

How is this going?

Stephanie looked helpless when she saw Teacher Lin, "This is terrible, everyone has red panda eyes, and I asked them what happened, but they refused to tell."

Those few people of course refused to say it. If they said it, it would be embarrassing. The seven of them were beaten by the children in the small class who were two years younger than them, and they singled out the seven of them!

Everyone headed by Pan Pan looked at Gu Zhuo with admiration. Gu Zhuo was worried about the complaint from the senior class, but these people didn't say a word. It seems that his father won't beat him.

"I'll ask again, who called?"

"We fell it ourselves!"

"We fell it ourselves!"

The tone of the speech, in unison, is absolutely full of tacit understanding!

Teacher Stephanie was angry and helpless, and finally threatened: "No one will admit it? If no one admits it, we will invite the parents. Everyone in the game room today is accountable!"

Pan Pan insisted: "Please, please!"

The rest of the children also said in unison, "That's right, anyway, they fell it themselves, and they admitted it themselves, parents please!"

Gu Zhuo: "..."

The two teachers were also annoyed by these children. At this moment, they suddenly saw a white porcelain doll raising his hand, and said in a childish voice, "Teacher, I beat you."

Anyway, the parents are going to be beaten together, it is better for him to be beaten alone.

The two teachers looked at the little male god in the kindergarten at the same time: "Zhao Zhuo, you can't help them convict."

Gu Zhuo: "It's really me..."

Stephanie saw that the child was so persistent, she turned around and asked her classmates: "Is it from the burning?"

In order to save face, the children who were beaten in the big class said in unison: "No!"

"Look, Zhuo Zhuo, I told you I can't help them," Teacher Lin shook her head, and then said, "Okay, I just heard what Teacher Stephanie said, everyone please parents! Call your parents now Call, ask the teacher to borrow a communication device, it must be mom and dad, grandpa and grandma can't, you know?"

"Got it, teacher!"

Gu Zhuo: "..." Terrible QAQ

Everyone has called, only Gu Zhuo has not yet called. Teacher Lin found him. She didn't really want to invite Zhuo Zhuo's parents, but she had never met Zhuo Zhuo's parents. She mainly wanted to talk to him The concern for children is also education issues.

"Zhuo Zhuo, let's call." Teacher Lin smiled slightly.

Gu Zhuo made a bitter face, "Teacher, can't we discuss it?"

Teacher Lin: "No, no exceptions!"

Then...then accept fate.

Gu Zhuo took Mr. Lin's communicator, pressed a series of numbers, and called his father Yi. After all, father Yi sometimes doesn't hit people...

"dad."

Hearing his son's cute voice, Yi Zhen subconsciously glanced at the time on the communicator, it's still not over after school... this call... I'm afraid it's not a good thing.

"Son, is there something wrong at school?"

Gu Zhuo: "The teacher said please parents..."

Yi Zhen: "...Son, do you still remember what I said yesterday?"

"No, I don't remember." Gu Zhuo wanted to get away with it, but obviously Yi Zhen would not agree.

"Son, call your Papa Gu, I'm very busy, I love you."

Listening to the blind voice, Gu Zhuo was about to cry—"Beep beep beep beep."

Teacher Lin who was next to her was even more upset, why did she act like a parent?Hang up the child's phone!

"I'll call him!" Teacher Lin said angrily.

Gu Zhuo shook his head, "My dad won't answer, I'll call another dad..."

After hearing this, Teacher Lin realized that Gu Zhuo was born in a husband and wife family, so she nodded after thinking about it.

Gu Sinian was busy at this time.

"Buzzing."

The communicator rang twice, Gu Sinian saw that it was an unfamiliar number, so he picked it up anyway.

"Dad, come to pick me up from school this afternoon, the teacher said to invite parents!"

Hang up after finishing speaking, never dragging your feet. Teacher Lin saw Gu Zhuo's operation, and his heart beat more and more for this cute white porcelain. It would be a disaster for two fathers to bring their children!

Someone who received the call: ...

Just as he was thinking, his communicator rang again.

"Hi, I'm Gu Zhuo's kindergarten teacher. Something happened in the school today. I hope the parents wait until the school to deal with it and communicate with you indirectly with grandma. I'm afraid that the meaning will not be conveyed properly. PS: If possible, please trouble the two fathers Come all."

Gu Sinian quickly replied with a few words: "Okay, please excuse me, teacher."

Teacher Lin smiled knowingly.

Feeling sorry for the poor little Gu Zhuo, she was so afraid of making a phone call. If Gu Zhuo didn't have any scars on her body, she would have thought that Gu Zhuo's two fathers were the little male gods who abused them.

As his name suggests, Gu Zhuo is very anxious now. Looking at the time, he hopes that the time will pass slowly.

……

"Zhao Zhuo, are you afraid of inviting your parents?" Pan Pan asked quietly when he saw Gu Zhuo kept checking the time.

Gu Zhuo can't weaken his aura, after all the boys in the class adore him, he can't be cowardly: "Don't be afraid."

"Hey hey hey, I'm not afraid to invite my parents. My mom beats me on the palm of my hand every time. I cry when she hits me, and then she says she loves her so much, so she won't hit me anymore!" Pan Pan said slyly.

"Wow, it's okay? I'll try it today!"

"Me too. When my mother hit me, I said I had a headache and felt uncomfortable, and then...hehehe!"

A few children happily shared their experiences on how to avoid being beaten, Gu Zhuo listened with pricked ears, remembering all of them in his heart.

The bell for the end of get out of class still rang.

Many parents came in to pick up the children one after another, but all the parents who were invited stayed, because two classes were involved, and the last two classes went to Gu Zhuo's class.

——"Are you invited as a parent too?"

——"That's right, that bastard, watch me go back and deal with him!"

——"Oh, children nowadays don't worry."

A few parents exchanged a few words at the gate. In fact, the bruised nose and swollen face can be cured in a day with the treatment equipment. .

While several parents were talking outside, a military vehicle stopped at the door, and a man in military uniform got out of the driver's seat. He walked around and opened the door for the people behind.

Xiao Wang, who was driving, opened the door and said in a deep voice, "Your Excellency, General Yi has arrived at school."

Gu Sinian looked at Yi Zhen who was holding on to his deputy and refused to let go, and said, "Get out of the car."

Yi Zhen: "It's clearly agreed to invite parents to come this time, why are you arresting me!"

"The teacher said the two fathers are together." Gu Sinian seemed very helpless, "It doesn't look good for us to argue like this, isn't it just asking for a family? What's the matter?"

Yi Zhen: "Hehe, it's nothing, why didn't you go last time?"

"Busy." Gu Sinian said naturally.

Several parents at the door looked at the car, but they didn't see anyone coming out for a long time. They all looked at each other in blank dismay. Of course, they could understand that all the people who can study in this kindergarten are rich people, so they must have a good face. so.

A few people walked in quickly, ignoring the military vehicles outside, and they happened to be doing roll call when they entered.

"Pan Yichi's parents."

"exist!"

"Li Si's parents."

"exist!"

After clicking around, all except Gu Zhuo's parents came. Teacher Lin was even more dissatisfied with Gu Zhuo's two fathers, "Zhao Zhuo, is your father still here? Do you want to call them again?"

It was Pan Pan's father who said with a smile, "I just saw a military vehicle parked at the door. I wonder if it is Zhuo Zhuo's parents?"

When Gu Zhuo heard the military uniform, his small face collapsed, as if he had eaten a little bitter gourd. He nodded under Teacher Lin's gaze, confirming the ownership of the military vehicle.

When Mr. Lin was about to walk out, he heard screams suddenly sounded one after another outside, including children and adults.

"Come on!" Yi Zhen walked away as fast as he could, while Gu Sinian looked at him helplessly, "I've been seen anyway, so what are you doing so fast?"

Yi Zhen ignored him.

The parents who were still inside couldn't understand why the screams were so fierce outside, they thought something was wrong, and quickly hugged the child in their arms. At this moment, a slender and strong leg wearing military trousers fell into sight first. .

Then his waist and chest are full of explosive power, making people want to bow down under his military uniform pants.

Everyone froze in place until the moment they saw the face.

At the same time that person walked in, a person followed behind him. The man had a straight face, not arrogant. He nodded slightly to several people, and then waved to the only child in the class whose parents hadn't come yet.

"Gu Zhuo, come here."

Seeing the two fathers present at the same time, Gu Zhuo couldn't hold back his face at all. The doubles that went home today definitely didn't run away.

"Your Excellency, Your Excellency!" Pan Pan's father was very excited, looking at the two luminous bodies in front of him with a red face, and the rest of the people were the same.

"General Yi!"

Yi Zhen rubbed his head.

Headache.

"There are so many parent-teacher meetings today..." Yi Zhen didn't expect that there would be so many people, and the invited parents were usually two or three people. The last time Gu Zhuo invited the parents, he also delayed going. There were four people, but today the ones who came in to brush up stood row after row.

Teacher Lin and Stephanie were dumbfounded.

Kid, you pinch me, I pinch you, screams erupted suddenly, and they all ran to Yi Zhen and Gu Sinian, grabbing their trouser legs with their hands.

"Uncle General, can I shake your hand!"

"Uncle Marshal... woo woo woo..."

Gu Sinian frightened the crying children with one look.

Yi Zhen: "..."

Pan Pan grabbed the little friend Gu Zhuo, "Your father is the general uncle and marshal uncle! Zhuo Zhuo!"

Gu Zhuo: "I always say I have the same surname as him."

Teacher Lin has prepared a lot of criticism today... I can't say it, I can't say it, how can I say it like this!Sorry, I don't have time to criticize the parents, I just want to shake hands with the parents!

All parents no longer care about why their son was beaten, who beat their son, and why their son was asked to be a parent. These issues are all unimportant.

No one cares about the reason for the parent meeting today.

The children who were beaten suddenly widened their eyes, "It turns out that we were beaten by the sons of Uncle Marshal and Uncle General! Wow!"

The two fathers who heard the words turned to look at their sons.

Gu Zhuo was in despair: "It was agreed that I would never admit that I was beaten by a lower grade? You...why did you suddenly admit it."

Doubles didn't run away...

Pan Pan's father happily sent a Xingwei.

——[Hahahaha, today my son is asked to be a parent, but I want to give my son/daughter a mua]

Several parents who just fancied each other happily posted this identical Xingwei. A lot of people asked what was going on below, and everyone laughed secretly. They had to have fun with this matter.

Zhuo Zhuo, who tried to get away with the method taught by the children, was beaten even worse.

a few days later.

"Scorching good!"

The White Crane Spreading Wings group of seven who had been beaten before saw Gu Zhuo and shouted Gu Zhuo's name in a vigorous manner.

Gu Zhuo: "..."

Pan Pan at the side asked quietly, "Zhuo Zhuo, can I go to your house?"

Gu Zhuo: "No."

Don't think I don't know, you just want to meet my dads!