Fancy Slag Guide [Quick Transmigration]

'Yu Jianing' was hungry, usually at this time, Yu Jianing had already had dinner.

Although 'Yu Jianing' hasn't traveled here for a long time, he is used to Yu Hongguang cooking a meal for him to eat. Although he himself dislikes Yu Hongguang, he still has to eat.

Since he doesn't need to do anything himself, 'Yu Jianing' can just sit and wait to eat, how convenient it is.

But once Yu Hongguang comes back late like today, 'Yu Jianing' will become a waste who can't even cook for himself, and only knows to wait for others to serve him food.

In fact, 'Yu Jianing' doesn't know how to cook, he just doesn't want to cook, and he doesn't like to cook by himself. Since someone will cook for him, why does he still cook by himself?

In short, just one word, lazy.

Although 'Yu Jianing' stomach is rumbling now, and his stomach is empty, but under such circumstances, 'Yu Jianing' is not willing to get up and go to the kitchen to cook.

Anyway, after a while, Yu Hongguang will come back to cook.If he cooks now, wouldn't Yu Hongguang still have to take advantage of him?

Want him to cook for Yu Hongguang?Go dreaming.

'Yu Jianing' looked around at home, first took out a banana to fill his stomach temporarily.

Another half an hour passed quickly, and Yu Hongguang still didn't come back. What happened to him today?

'Yu Jianing' was so hungry that he was full of anger towards Yu Hongguang.

At this time, he didn't remember that he was a person with hands and feet who could cook.Who made Yu Hongguang do everything?

In fact, the original Yu Jianing was not as brazen as him. If Yu Jianing had time, he would also help with housework at home instead of waiting for Yu Hongguang to finish everything and enjoy it for granted.

If Yu Hongguang came back late like today, Yu Jianing would cook dinner by himself. He wouldn't be like the time traveler, waiting for others to cook for him while cursing his mother in his heart.

It's past seven, it's eight o'clock...

Yu Hongguang still didn't come back.

Yu Jianing had already eaten a banana and a bag of biscuits to fill his stomach, but without a delicious dinner, he still felt very hungry.

At this time, the phone rang suddenly.

"Jingle jingle jingle jingle!"

The person who made the call was Chen Zhou, who had already finished his dinner at the restaurant next door. Although Chen Zhou had suspected that the lazy traveler might still be waiting for him to go back to make dinner at this time, it was also It's just a suspicion. Chen Zhou would still be surprised if the traveler is so lazy.

It's funny by the way.

However, it was just such a traveler who was lazy, selfish, greedy, didn't work hard, didn't work hard, didn't like to study, loved to take advantage of petty advantages, and liked to play petty tricks...but Yu Hongguang's life was ruined.

Thinking of this, Chen Zhou couldn't laugh anymore.

'Yu Jianing' saw the caller ID and knew that the call was from Yu Hongguang.

After 'Yu Jianing' answered the phone, he asked in a vicious voice, "Why haven't you come back yet?"

When Chen Zhou heard the tone of 'Yu Jianing', he knew that he must be starving.

Qiqi uttered again, "Ding! B-class scumbag Yu Jianing suffered strong mental damage, and Chen Zhou's scumbag points +10."

Chen Zhou had heard such notifications several times before. It seemed that 'Yu Jianing' started to starve very early, but he stayed up until after eight o'clock.

Chen Zhou also found it very ironic, "Yu Jianing" doesn't know how to cook or something, if it's not good enough, he will go down and buy something to eat, right?

In fact, 'Yu Jianing' can cook of course, but he is too lazy to do it.

Chen Zhou answered the question of 'Yu Jianing' on the phone in a calm tone, "I won't be coming back today, you can cook for yourself."

"Why didn't you say it earlier?!" 'Yu Jianing' asked angrily, if Yu Hongguang had called earlier, would he still be hungry till now?All this is Yu Hongguang's fault!

Chen Zhou deliberately asked him, "You are not hungry until now, are you? There are still vegetables in the refrigerator, so you can cook something for yourself. You are getting older, so I won't bother you about such trivial things, so as not to annoy you." .”

Chen Zhou turned to join the army of 'Yu Jianing'.

'Yu Jianing' does often find Yu Hongguang annoying.

"Jiang Ning, are you hungry?"

"Are you full? Jianing."

"Come and eat some fruit. Don't forget to drink milk."

"Be careful on the road, pay attention to the traffic lights, Jianing."

"It's cold today, so wear more clothes."

"The weather forecast says it will rain today, so remember to bring an umbrella."

"Jianing, you haven't slept yet? Go to bed early."

And so on, every time "Yu Jianing" hears it, I really want Yu Hongguang to shut up.

Yu Hongguang is such an old man, he is almost as verbose as a housewife, it really annoys him to death.

However, at this time, 'Yu Jianing' didn't remember that he thought Yu Hongguang was long-winded, he only remembered that Yu Hongguang made him starve.

'Yu Jianing' was about to yell at him, but Chen Zhou said lightly, "I still have something to do, so I'll hang up first."

After saying this, the phone was disconnected.

'Yu Jianing' didn't even have time to express his temper when he wanted to lose his temper.

'Yu Jianing' could only hold back the bad breath in his heart. He scolded his mother and kicked on the cabinet, but it hurt his own foot instead.

Then Chen Zhou found that the 077 system was ringing again, "Ding! The B-class scumbag Yu Jianing suffered strong mental damage, and Chen Zhou's scum abuse points +10."

However, to be honest, Chen Zhou didn't feel very happy when he heard Qiqi's voice.

A scum like 'Yu Jianing' has no sense of accomplishment when abused. Even if the scum abuse points increase, Chen Zhou can't raise much energy.

Generally speaking, Chen Zhou used to abuse scum like 'Yu Jianing' in the plot world.

If it wasn't for the author of this plot world to give 'Yu Jianing' a golden finger, Chen Zhou would have no need to compete with such a scumbag.He could abuse him at will, so he didn't have to take him seriously.

Chen Zhou sighed to Qiqi, "You can choose a better world for me in the future, I really don't want to meet such a brain-dead and scumbag protagonist again."

"I know," Qiqi said, "It's just that I was banned in the last world, so I can't discuss with you which plot world to choose, and just looking at the keyword description, I don't know what this world is like?"

Qiqi also felt very wronged, "When I first saw the plot world, the key words were 'Baocuo', 'Fighting of wealthy families', 'Business war', how could I have thought that the plot would be like this, if I had known the plot earlier, I would not have chosen this The world is gone."

Chen Zhou comforted Qiqi, and responded, "Just looking at the key words, it seems to be quite tall."

"In the next world, which host do you want to choose?" Qiqi said, "Let's choose one together. Do you want to choose the ancient one, the modern one, or the future one?"

"Let's get rid of the modern world first," Chen Zhou thought for a while, and said, "I've been to several modern worlds, and I've been to the ancient world once. It seems that I haven't been to the future world yet?"

"That's right," Qi Qi said, "You have read "Instructions to Hosts", then you should know that according to statistics, the modern world is the most written by authors, followed by the ancient world, and the future world is the least. There are still two future worlds picked by people, one of which has keywords such as 'ABO', 'Marriage First, Love After', and 'Zerg', and the other world's keywords are 'Gourmet', 'Internet Celebrity', 'Change Slag Gong'."

"Why are the keywords in these two worlds hard to describe?" Chen Zhou got goosebumps when he heard these words, "Does that ABO refer to the setting of six genders? Da Diao Mengmei, The kind where men can have children?"

Qiqi nodded, "Yes, that's the one."

"It doesn't sound very good, let's skip these two plot worlds first." Chen Zhou said.

"Then let's take a look at the ancient world?" Qiqi asked.

Chen Zhou nodded, "Tell me about it."

"There's still a lot left in the ancient world," Qi Qi said, "Listen to me and tell you one by one. The key words of this world are 'farming', 'parental shortcoming', 'extreme abuse', and the key words of the next world are ' Marquis of the court', 'Childhood sweetheart', 'A match made in heaven', and the next one is..."

Chen Zhou frowned, "Why do I feel that the rest are quite speechless?"

Qiqi sighed and said, "The host you want may have been picked away by someone. The ones left are basically full of blood, and the author's level of SB is relatively high. So, host, you have to work harder and abuse the scum." , you have just passed the first customs clearance world. The worlds you can choose are basically left by others. After you pass more customs clearance, you will have more permissions. Then we can pre-book this plot world in advance.”

Chen Zhou tried his best to choose a more normal one among a bunch of ancient worlds. In the end, Chen Zhou chose a plot world with the key words 'court marquis', 'inspirational life', and 'poor family'.

Of course, he has to go to know what the specific situation in this plot world is like.

Qiqi replied, "Okay, then we will decide this world, if it is not chosen away by others."

After the discussion between the two, Chen Zhou's scumbag points increased by another ten points, and he didn't know what happened to 'Yu Jianing'.

'Yu Jianing' was splashed with oil while cooking. He was very hungry and angry. When cooking, he moved more quickly and loudly. He started cooking without cleaning the pot himself. It splashed on his hand, causing him to cry out in pain.

'Yu Jianing' gritted his teeth and cursed, feeling that the whole world, including this pot, seemed to be against him, he was really unlucky today.

'Yu Jianing' cooked the food, but found that it was not tasty, it was either too salty or too bland, or the food was burnt.

The food didn't taste good at all, if it wasn't for his extreme hunger, he wouldn't be willing to force himself to eat this kind of food.