Fast time travel to the bone marrow

The corners of Bai Chen's mouth twitched slightly, "It's just that I, the leader of the demon sect, and you, the leader of the martial arts alliance, would not know if they were counted?"

"Of course I know." Yan Bozhi said indifferently, "If you don't know, isn't it because your IQ is not high?"

"...well, you're right."

"The IQ leader of the martial arts and the leader of the Demon Cult naturally knew that they were designed to fight, but the two of them originally wanted to eradicate each other, so they made use of it. On the surface, they pretended to be jealous because of a woman, but in fact it was Intent to kill each other."

"Why am I the leader of the Demon Cult?" Bai Chen looked at Yan Bozhi suspiciously.

"Because the clothes of the leader of the Demon Cult are more gorgeous, you are more suitable, and the clothes of the leader of the martial arts are more stable, so I am more suitable."

"Oh." Bai Chen nodded and said, "What happened later? Which of us won, and who married the heroine?"

"You want to marry her?" Yan Bozhi's tone suddenly became cold, "I warn you, don't even think about marrying her." After speaking, Yan Bozhi suddenly hugged Bai Chen, "I like you, as I said."

"..." Bai Chen was silent, he felt that it was too sudden for Yan Bozhi to hug him like this.

"If you dare to like her, I can't help being jealous." Yan Bozhi said coldly in Bai Chen's ear, "You know, if I get jealous, I won't know what I will do."

"..." This person is threatening me, isn't he?This is obviously a blatant threat!Bai Chenwei gritted his silver teeth, he wanted to bite Yan Bozhi anyway.

Yan Bozhi seemed to see what he was thinking, and said indifferently, "If you want to bite, bite, and after you bite, I will take this opportunity to kiss you."

"...Forget it, I don't want to bite you, who told me to be a kind person?"

Bai Chen: Damn guy, if I bite him, he will definitely kiss me! !

"Back to the topic." Yan Bozhi said indifferently, "The final outcome is that both the leader of the martial arts and the leader of the Demon Cult are dead. The two of them did not beat each other to death as people imagined, but were given Plotting to death. Among them, the leader of the Demon Cult died first, and the leader of the martial arts saw that the leader of the Demon Cult was dead, so he defeated the enemy, buried the body of the leader of the Demon Cult, and died together with the leader of the Demon Cult."

"So miserable?" Bai Chen inexplicably felt a little stomachache, "Can't your movie be a comedy?"

"This is a comedy." Yan Bozhi was particularly indifferent, "When the heroine was fighting to the death, she had already had a tryst with a wild man, and that wild man happened to be the current emperor, he fell in love with the heroine at first sight, and fell in love at second sight. The hostess also likes the emperor very much, so she made a private appointment with the emperor for life."

"...Then what are the leaders of the martial arts alliance and the leader of the demon sect fighting? All the women ran away with others."

"There was no fight in the future, but there was an assassination. The assassin was naturally Qu Yichai. He sent people to assassinate the leader of the Demon Sect and the leader of the martial arts alliance."

"The two of them are so strong, they can still be plotted successfully."

"They just happened to fight each other badly, and Qu Yichai is actually a person whose martial arts in the martial arts are second only to the leader of the martial arts leader and the leader of the Demon Sect. Otherwise, where do you think he is so confident that he can be the leader of the martial arts?"

"No wonder, his daughter is so popular."

"Qu Yichai was naturally killed by the leader of the martial arts alliance, but the leader of the Demon Sect also died."

"Oh, it's a tragedy anyway, forget it, what the hell, this show can be finished in a month, right?"

"Yes."

"Well, I want to make this movie." Bai Chen seemed to have thought of something, he laughed, "For this movie, as the leader of the Demon Cult, can I beat you more?"

"Yes." Yan Bozhi seemed to have thought of something, so he also laughed, "Not only can you hit me, but you can also beat me and kick me."

"So good?" The villain in Bai Chen's heart was already clenching his fists and preparing to attack Yan Bozhi.

Therefore, Bai Chen agreed to act in that movie with Yan Bozhi.

But when the filming started and Bai Chen put on the clothes of the leader of the Demon Cult, he said: You hateful guy!Come out for me!I absolutely want to hit you!

But Yan Bozhi was wearing a dark blue brocade robe, quite handsome, like a gentleman, his eyes were unfathomable.

"What's wrong?" Yan Bozhi said indifferently.

"You still ask me what's wrong?" Bai Chen looked at Yan Bozhi in front of him in a flamboyant robe of the leader of the Demon Cult, and sneered, "Why didn't you tell me that the clothes worn by the leader of the Demon Cult are so beautiful red?" Robes?"

"I told you, it's very gorgeous." Yan Bozhi said indifferently, he didn't feel that he had done anything wrong at all, "You don't like this robe?"

"It's not a question of whether you like it or not." Bai Chen pouted, "It's just that wearing this robe is so monstrous. Just looking at it in the mirror, I feel like I should come to Dao Lei and chop me up as a monster. Die." When Bai Chen thought of the self he saw in the mirror just now, he felt a little uncomfortable.

"Don't be sad, if you don't like it, just change to another robe." The reason why Yan Bozhi asked Bai Chen to try on this robe in advance was naturally selfish, that is...he just wanted Bai Chen to wear it for him to see.

Since Bai Chen wears it to him, his wish has been fulfilled, so it can be replaced.

"Are you so talkative?" Bai Chen looked at Yan Bozhi suspiciously.

"I've always paid attention to your thoughts, so it's easy to talk." Yan Bozhi handed a snow-white robe to Bai Chen.

"I'm the leader, is it okay to wear this robe?"

"The more righteous a person is, the more righteous he is." Yan Bozhi seemed to have thought of something, and he was very indifferent, "It's like this robe, although it is snow-white, but under the snow-white, I don't know how much it hides." blood."

"You sound like there's some truth to that."

"The leader of the Demon Cult's kung fu is extremely high. Even if he kills someone, not a drop of blood will be stained on his robe." Yan Bozhi tilted his head slightly and looked forward, "I am playing the role of a martial artist with a leg problem right now. Leader. Because of this, this song will have the ambition to replace itself. Otherwise, how can someone want to replace a good martial arts leader for no reason? And the replacement should be someone who is much older than the martial arts leader Year-old?" Yan Bozhi smiled, "Do you think this script is very logical?"

"It's quite logical." Bai Chen nodded and started filming the first scene.

The first scene is the scene where the leader of the martial arts and the leader of the demon sect seem to be vying to like the heroine and want to marry the heroine.

The female lead singer is good-looking, she is proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, she can be said to be particularly excellent.

Looking away, he saw Bai Chen wearing a snow-white robe, coming here, with an immortal aura around him, looking quite attractive and friendly, and his eyes were also quite soft.

But it was such a person, once he appeared on the stage, the people around him all backed away in fear.

It's just that this person is the leader of the Demon Cult.

But the leader of the Demon Cult just stepped forward in a calm manner, and said to Qu Hua'er: "Everyone knows that Qu Hua'er is a very sensible person. Can the girl marry me? I have admired you for a long time."

"Let her go." But I only heard a very indifferent voice from the side, and I saw that the person was wearing a dark blue brocade robe, which was very handsome, and his deep eyes were full of Bai Chen. Said, "Don't have any contact with her, otherwise, don't blame me for being rude."

"When did the leader of the martial arts start to care about the love between children?" The leader of the demon sect seemed to have thought of something, and laughed instantly, "Could it be because you are also in love?"

"Don't talk nonsense." Yan Bozhi said indifferently, "I don't know if the leader is sincere, but I know that a person like the leader must have a lot of beauties around him."

"Nonsense!" The leader frowned slightly, and after glancing at Yan Bozhi angrily, he said to Qu Yichai, "Qu Yichai, don't toast or eat fine wine, as the leader, I want to be your son-in-law, you You should be happy."

"This..." Who would have imagined that this Qu Yichai was so friendly and honest on the surface, but in fact he was so scheming, he was not a gentleman, but a real villain.

Now he is acting as if he is innocent and doesn't know what to do, but in fact this is what he carefully arranged.

All of this was done on purpose by him.

He intentionally made his daughter dress up beautifully, so as to win the heart of the leader of the demon sect, and it happened that today was the day of the martial arts meeting, so he let the leader of the martial arts see his daughter's face.

To Qu Yichai, it doesn't matter whether his daughter can be happy or not. There are simply too many mistresses he has outside to give birth to daughters and sons.

That being the case, how could he really love Quhuaer?Qu Hua'er is just one of his pawns.

Although Qu Hua'er is naive and never goes out, she is keenly aware of who treats her well and who treats her badly.

Therefore, when the leader of the Demon Cult and the leader of the martial arts fight for her like this, even when the girl next to her, Xiang'er, feels that these two men really love her, she doesn't think so, she thinks that neither of them is sincere. The one who likes her, the one who really likes her, is the one she met later, the emperor.

She could feel that the emperor really loved her. At the end of the movie, the emperor married the heroine and named her the queen.As for whether their married life is happy or not, it is unknown.

At least the leader of the Devil's Cult smiled when he saw Qu Hua'er who was not yet married at this moment, seemingly very affectionate, but actually said indifferently, "Qu Hua'er, you and I are in love with each other, both talented and beautiful, why don't you marry me?" ? I'm sure you don't want to embarrass your father either, do you?"

"You devil, do you think old man Qu's daughter will marry you? Are you kidding me!" This is a decent person from the Tai Chi sect standing there, spitting at the leader of the devil cult, but the leader of the devil cult doesn't care much, He just smiled hypocritically, "You are right, I am the devil, how could Qu Hua'er marry me willingly? But Qu Hua'er, if you refused to marry me, I sent someone to smash your house, Let's destroy your family, even though Qu Yichai is a person from the Jianghu, but this person from the Jianghu, I am afraid that no matter what he does, he will not be able to withstand the attacks of my demon sect, right?"

"You!" All decent people pointed angrily at the leader of the Demon Cult, but the leader of the Demon Cult just closed his eyes with a smile, "Don't worry, I won't do anything to Qu Yikai, after all, he is my father-in-law ,Am I right?"

"You, you are a member of the Demon Cult, I will not let my daughter marry you."

"Oh, then I'm not a member of the Demon Cult, so you will marry her to me?" The leader of the Demon Cult was very eloquent, but after two or three words, the old man's face was covered with cold sweat.

But the leader of the Demon Cult, who knew exactly what the old man was planning, would not have a good impression of the old man.

In the script, the leader of the Demon Cult knew from the very beginning that the dismantling of the song was intentional, and he wanted to make him and the leader of the martial arts leader both lose-lose.

But he didn't care, after all, he wanted the leader of the martial arts alliance to die.

Once the leader of the martial arts alliance is dead, then the Demon Cult will be unstoppable, and they can kill as much as they want, and attacking the Central Plains is just a breeze.

"What do you want to say?" All the decent people shared the same hatred, especially the leader of the Demon Cult.

But the leader of the Demon Cult just walked in front of Qu Hua'er, and chuckled lightly, "Qu Hua'er, look at your pretty face, don't reject me, I like you, that's fine, at worst I'll just spend my whole life Treat you well alone, and only be with you, do you think it's okay?"

The leader of the Demon Cult really thought so. He felt that if he could marry this woman and let him easily destroy the prestige of decent people and strengthen the power of their Demon Cult, then even if they were a couple for the rest of their lives, they would not be married. how?

"You all know that although I am a Demon Cult, I always keep my word." The leader of the Demon Cult smiled hypocritically, "As long as you promise to come down and be a witness, from now on, Qu Hua'er is my wife, and I... will only love her for the rest of my life."

Hearing this, other decent people naturally knew that what he said was true, they were all a little surprised, they didn't expect him to be so infatuated with this song and painting.

Although liking a woman and wanting to marry her as his wife is an expression of love for her, but it is really too... stupid to want to be a couple for a lifetime. '

After all, in this day and age, it is even more common for a man to have three wives and four concubines, and go to brothels to drink flowers and wine.

The decent people didn't think there was anything wrong with this, they all did it often, so when they heard the leader of the Demon Cult say that, they were all very surprised.

They felt that the leader of the Demon Cult could do so much for this Quhuaer, because he really loved Quhuaer.

But at this time, the martial arts leader at the side just said indifferently, "You want to marry her, but I won't allow it."

"You won't allow it? Who are you? Are you my parents, or Qu Hua'er's parents?" The leader of the Demon Cult sneered, "You are just the leader of the martial arts, don't think that you can take care of everything."

"I like her too, and I want to marry her too. Qu Yichai, promise me my daughter." The martial arts leader looked at Qu Yichai indifferently, he knew that Qu Yichai's purpose was to make him fight with the leader.

Sure enough, after seeing Qu Yitong hesitate for a while, he discussed it with his daughter

In the end, his daughter announced: "That's it, the kindness of the two of you really made the little girl not know how to choose. If you two have a competition, whoever wins, the little girl will marry whoever."

In fact, Qu Hua'er knew that the two of them had always been equal in martial arts, so she said this now because she didn't want to marry.

But of course she didn't show it, she just showed such an expression that both of them liked.

And after the farce ended, the leader and the leader made an appointment to meet on some mountain in five days' time.

In this way, five days passed by.

Once on the mountain peak, the leader of the Demon Cult has changed his attire. Although he is still wearing a snow-white robe, there is a lotus flower on the sleeve. This lotus flower is a black lotus flower. A hint of purple.

The martial arts leader didn't change his clothes, he just looked at the leader of the Demon Cult with the same clothes as before.

"what do you want to do?"

"What do I want to do?" The leader of the Demon Cult sneered instead, "I just want to marry Qu Hua'er, why do you hinder me like this?"

"I'm not hindering you, I just want you to know that she's not something you should like."

"I shouldn't like him, shouldn't I like you?" After the demon cult leader finished saying this, he thought it was funny, but who knew that the martial arts leader looked at himself coldly, "You really should like me. Do you want to like me?" Be clear, if you find that you like me, come and like me, don't hide this emotion. After all, once our relationship gets better, it will be good for the people of Liming."

"..." The leader of the Demon Cult froze, he didn't expect the leader of the martial arts to say such a thing.

And while the leader of the demon sect was in a daze, the leader of the martial arts suddenly attacked the leader of the demon sect.

Although the martial arts leader is inconvenient at the moment, his martial arts are still there.

It is simply a piece of cake to kill the leader of the Demon Cult.

But is the leader of the Devil's Cult an ordinary person?

If he is not lucky, he may be killed, but once he reacts, it will be very easy for him to kill the leader of the martial arts.

Both of them felt that killing each other should be an easy task, but in the end they were just hurting both sides, and their vitality was greatly damaged.

After fighting like this for dozens of rounds, they stopped embarrassingly when it was dark.

And at this time, "Card!"

They're just over the game.

Bai Chen sighed and wiped his sweat, "Senior Yan, did you say your lines wrong just now? It's true..."

"That's not wrong." Yan Bozhi looked at Bai Chen indifferently, "What's the relationship between me and you?"

"What's the relationship?" Bai Chen was stunned for a moment. When he glanced around and found that the people around him were looking at him and Yan Bozhi with particularly subtle eyes, he knew what the relationship was.

Bai Chen: This damned guy originally wanted to make everyone misunderstand that he and I are a couple!Hmph, he thought I would just let him get away with it?What are you kidding?

So, seeing Bai Chen, he just smiled and said, "It's good that you like me, but I don't like you that much."

"Why don't you like me?" Yan Bozhi said indifferently.

"Because... there is nothing on your body that I like." When Bai Chen said this, it hurt people's self-esteem, but Yan Bozhi didn't seem to feel it at all, "Oh, it's okay, if you don't like me Where, then I'll kiss until you like me."

"..." Bai Chen felt that he couldn't continue the conversation with Yan Bozhi, because Yan Bozhi was always able to say some things so indifferently that people couldn't answer.

Just like that, they called it a day and went home.

As soon as they got home, the relationship between Bai Chen and Yan Bozhi stiffened instead.

They didn't know how to get along with each other, but Yan Bozhi felt sorry for his awkward relationship with Bai Chen, thinking: Why couldn't Bai Chen just agree to marry me?If you just agree to marry me, there won't be so many troubles.

But Bai Chen was just thinking: Why did this Yan Bozhi insist on saying he likes me before?If you don't say you like me, I won't be so embarrassed.

And at this moment, Bai Chen suddenly turned on the TV, because he felt that watching the news might ease their relationship.

But who knew that when the TV was turned on, someone said that the two of them were kissing.

"..." We kiss such a big thing, how come I don't know about it?Bai Chen's eyes widened instantly, and he took a look.

It turned out that Yan Bozhi wiped the corners of his mouth at noon and after they had eaten, saying that when the corners of his mouth were dirty, he took the wrong photo.

In other words, it looks like the two of them kissed, but in fact they didn't kiss at all.

The author has something to say: I brushed the claw machine in the afternoon, and I was so happy to see the prosperity.

After brushing and putting down the claw machine, I suddenly saw Xia Sen's cute claws.

I am happy to see the prosperity, but I am even happier to see Xia Sen.

It is even more joyful and happy to see Jiuyou Claw at night.

(/≧▽≦)/~The author wants to transform into a huge author, um, it is about twice the size of the usual, and then jumps forward, jumping into the little angel of Xia Sen, the little angel of prosperity, the little angel of Jiuyou Angels and other cute little angels! ~(≧▽≦) The author feels so happy! ~Not only can I receive the hot and cute claws, but I also received five pieces of landmine version chocolate from the little angel Xia Sen and two bottles of nutrient solution from the little angel of prosperity! ~y(/≧▽≦/) The author feels so happy! ~The author wants to aim at the little angels and launch extra bullets! ~Boom!Launched! ~~