I am old in the Han Dynasty

Liu Che dug another piece into his mouth, and seriously commented, "It's okay."

Your uncle is fine.

The king of the best melons at this time, thin and juicy, sweet and refreshing, with high sugar content, it is okay in his mouth.

Xie Lang walked in, with a half-smile and said, "If it's okay, don't eat it. Caomin will pick a good one for His Majesty."

"No, it's too troublesome." Liu Che put down his spoon and burped.

How much is this?

Xie Lang hooked his head and looked over, almost dizzy, the watermelon was pulled out with a deep groove, and the digging was very artistic, round, next to the watermelon seeds, one point more can touch the watermelon seeds, less One point will eat less watermelon... As far as he knows, this is the first time Liu Che has eaten watermelon, who did he learn from.

Inadvertently catching a glimpse of the watermelon in front of Xiao Qi, Xie Lang raised his hand and slapped himself on the head, who else could it be, himself.He taught Xiaoqi, and Xiaoqi taught Liu Che.

It's really a real version of the church apprentice starving to death of the master.

"Your Majesty, if you eat melons like this, how can grass people eat them?" Xie Lang asked.

Liu Che: "You still have."

Xie Lang choked for a moment, "Yes, but it's not this big anymore."

"Then you can eat the melons when they grow up." Liu Che replied simply.

Xie Lang wanted to flip the table.

"Third Master, here you are." Xiao Qi dug a piece and handed it to Xie Lang.

Xie Lang wanted to say that he wouldn't eat, but he was tired and thirsty, so he took Xiao Qi's spoon, winked at Wei Qing, and sat down a little.

Wei Qing was embarrassed, "I thought you still had it."

"I still have a lot." Xie Lang dug a piece of watermelon flesh, "But if we want to eat such a good one again, it will take at least three more days."

Liu Che: "It's only three days. I thought it would be three months."

"I don't want to talk to you." Xie Lang glanced at him, then lowered his head to eat melons.

Liu Che smiled, picked up a big knife to cut the melon into four, and waved at the golden monkey.The golden monkey remained motionless.Xie Lang noticed it out of the corner of his eye, and said, "Brother Monkey, come here.

The golden monkey walked into the house.Xie Lang picked up two pieces and handed them to it.Brother Hou took the melon and went back to the house.

For a moment, come back again.

Xie Lang gave it another two yuan, but the golden monkey didn't come back.

Liu Che was very surprised seeing this scene, "How does it know that you won't give it any more?"

"Those are enough for it to eat." Xie Lang said.

At first, the golden monkey was just like Xiao Qi, eager to stuff all the food in his stomach.After more than a year, the golden monkey understood that Xie Lang was there, and the food was uninterrupted.There is something to eat in the cold winter, and the golden monkey no longer eats foolishly.Of course, if it is particularly delicious, or it likes it, it will still eat more.

No one can control this, Xie Lang won't criticize it even if he finds out.

Liu Che turned to the east side of the room, and took a look at the place where the three lived, "Your tiger and wolf cub don't eat?"

"They don't even want to eat noodles." Xie Lang put down the spoon and went to wipe his mouth with a face towel.

Wei Qing couldn't help asking: "Don't you eat?"

"Eating too much makes my stomach bloated, and I have to go to the latrine soon." After Xie Lang finished speaking, Liu Che stood up.Xie Lang asked in surprise, "You don't know how?"

Liu Che: "Where is it? Outside?"

"The hut? You have come to my house so many times, but you haven't seen the hut?" Xie Lang was surprised.

Liu Che: "You didn't tell me which one. I didn't know when I saw it."

"You just didn't see it." Xie Lang didn't want to expose him, "Behind the bamboo forest."

bamboo forest?Liu Che raised his eyes and saw a row of green bamboos in the southeast corner, "Over there?" It was true when he strode over, but Liu Che staggered inside, "Xie Sanlang!"

Xie Lang hurried over, "Did it fall in?"

"You just fell in." Liu Che said angrily.

Xie Lang was puzzled, "What's the matter?"

"What is this?" Liu Che pointed to the things in the wooden box by the wall.

Xie Lang looked over, "Paper."

"You wipe your butt with this paper?" Liu Che turned to him, "Is your butt made of gold?"

Xie Lang immediately wanted to roll his eyes, he thought something was wrong, "These are all waste paper. Do you know the waste paper? It's such a big piece." Pointing to his slap, "Xiao Qi doesn't even like to use it."

"That's because you have too much paper in your house."

Xie Lang nodded, "Yes."

Liu Che pointed at him, "...get out!"

Xie Lang turned around and left.

"and many more."

Xie Lang stopped, "Can't take off your underwear? I'll help you."

"..." Liu Che gritted his teeth and pointed to the clean urinal, "A whole stone?"

Xie Lang had a headache, and he couldn't help rubbing his forehead, "This hut was just built, and before my house had a gate, people from our village came to shit every day, but they couldn't find it. Why are your eyes so good?" He said, "Aren't you in a hurry?"

"Get out, get out." Liu Che waved his hands repeatedly.

Xie Lang couldn't help muttering in his heart, "I'm sick." He went to the kitchen to scoop up some water to wash his hands, and came out again, holding several small watermelons in his hand, and handed them to the group brought by Liu Che.

The eight guards were both surprised and happy, and asked in unison, "You still have?"

"It's already there. It's because your master is too rude. I told him to cut and eat first, but he actually cut the biggest one. He even digs it with a spoon to eat." Xie Lang said, looking southeast, "I don't care about myself. Be an outsider."

Wei Qing blushed.

"Grandpa Zhongqing, my third master didn't mean you." Xiao Qi patted his arm, "Speaking of that, Grandpa His Majesty."

Wei Qing smiled, "Xiao Qi is such a good boy. Do you still want to eat?"

The child shook his head, Wei Qing wiped his mouth, "Go out to play?"

"Don't play. Grandpa Zhongqing, come here, I'll give you something nice." The child grabbed Wei Qing and dragged him to the east.

Wei Qing was curious, "Eat?"

The child nodded vigorously, "It's delicious. Don't tell that grandpa."

"Xie Xiaoqi, why didn't you tell me? Don't learn the good ones, just learn the bad ones from your third master." Liu Che walked in.

The child's body trembled.

Wei Qing hugged him, "It's okay, it's okay."

"What? Take it out and let me have a look." Liu Che took off his boots and walked over.

The child was motionless.

Liu Che immediately shouted: "Xie Sanlang."

"It's called a soul." Xie Lang came in with a basin, "When you come over, it's like ten more people in my family."

Liu Che: "I can't come here, you and Xiao Qi stare at each other every day, you will be even more annoying."

"I haven't found it yet." Xie Lang cut Wei Qing and Xiao Qi's leftover watermelon into a basin, wiped the table and took the basin out.

Liu Che scoffed, looked around, found nothing added, and immediately confirmed that the thing Xiao Qi mentioned was in the box at the bottom of the bookshelf, and opened the box, "What is this?"

"It's delicious." The child said quickly, "The third master said not to eat too much."

Liu Che glanced at him, "Little clever ghost. Eat it directly?" The child nodded.Liu Che grabbed a handful and put it in his mouth, "Why does it smell like Portuguese?"

"Not only do you have good eyes, but you also have a good mouth. It's just sun-dried grapes." Xie Lang said, "Two buckets are full, and if you remove the bad ones, you'll get the one in front of you. I don't advise you to eat less, at least Leave half for your grandson."

Liu Che had just eaten watermelon, but he couldn't eat it even if he wanted to eat it all, so he pushed it in front of Wei Qing and Xiao Qi, "It's better than grapes."

Wei Qing squeezed a little and gave it all to Xiao Qi. Seeing that Xie Lang was busy, he asked, "What happened earlier?"

Xie Lang first talked about Qian Xiaohua's immoral things, and then said, "Xiao Qi's biological mother thought she offended the villagers at first, but she didn't take it seriously. Later, she found out that it was not the case. After asking around, she found out that it was Qian Xiaohua who did it." of."

"And then?" Liu Che didn't care about the process, but only wanted to hear the result, "Did you beat that Qian Xiaohua to death?"

Xie Lang smiled and said, "This is the Silkworm Farm. People in the village don't like Qian Xiaohua, and they won't watch outsiders beat her."

"No?" Liu Che was so disappointed, "Then what did you ask you to do?"

Xie Lang: "Ask Li Zheng to go over and judge. Once they see that I am Li Zheng, they don't want to judge, they just turn around and leave."

"Cough!" Wei Qing choked, and quickly covered his mouth, "That's all?"

Xie Lang nodded, "They're wrong, it's not good for her to make a fuss in the Yamen. Besides, what Qian Xiaohua said is also true."

"Will she come to steal Xiao Qi again?" Wei Qing looked at Xiao Qi and asked worriedly.

Xie Lang shook his head, "At first the people in the village didn't know that she came in and no one paid attention to her. Now I know, she can't come in. Xiaoqi doesn't run around, unless he brings someone to rob him, otherwise he can't steal it away. But , I don't think she will come to Xiaoqi again."

Liu Che looked at him, why?

"I'll make peace with this man when I go back." Xie Lang said, "She can't have a man, and if she wants to divorce, her man doesn't dare to disagree. After all, it's the man who cheated the marriage first."

It's normal for women to get along with each other.Liu Che didn't make a fuss, "It's possible." After speaking, he suddenly got up.

Xie Lang laughed, "I don't want you to eat too much, you still don't believe me. Zhongqing, do you want to go?"

Wei Qing didn't feel it, but when he said it, Wei Qing couldn't help standing up.

Xiao Qi got up, "Grandpa Zhongqing."

"You want to go too?" Wei Qing asked in surprise.

Xie Lang slapped him on the stomach, "It's all eaten up, so it's no wonder if you don't go." The topic changed, "Just do something for lunch?"

"You can do whatever you want. I guess His Majesty has no appetite." Wei Qing led Xiao Qi out after finishing speaking.

Xie Lang collected the things on the table and went to the kitchen to see if there was anything to eat.

There are steamed buns in the cupboard, Xie Lang steamed them yesterday, but they are only enough for the four of them.There is a piece of pork on the cart, which is the ration of the three animals. It will be chopped up and thrown into a pottery pot for stewing.

For Liu Che's eight guards, although Xie Lang didn't want to be lazy and easy to steam chestnut rice for them, he didn't want to do anything else, because the stove was hot.

Xie Lang took out the pottery urn and asked the guards to heat up the steamed chestnut rice and stewed pork. He took the basket and went to the back of the house to chop a basket of vegetables, washed the vegetables and fried them in a pot, kept a plate for himself, and gave the rest to Liu Che's guards .

Although Wei Qing said he could do whatever he wanted, he couldn't just make a plate of green vegetables, he could just beat ten eggs, add some shallots, and make an egg pancake.

After looking at it, it was still too simple, so I simply cut a steamed bun into four or five slices and fried the steamed bun slices.

These things are simple, Xie Lang brought the dishes to the living room in half an hour.

Seeing this, Liu Che wanted to complain that Xie Lang didn't treat him as an outsider. Seeing that Xie Lang's forehead was covered with sweat, he swallowed his words back, "It's delicious, this pancake?"

"Fried steamed bun slices." Xie Lang said, "I wanted to fry steamed buns for you, but it's too much trouble. It's hot, and I was worried that my sweat would drip into the pot while cooking, so I didn't dare to do it. Let's make do with it."

Liu Che: "Do it when it's cold?"

"Okay!" Xie Lang also wanted to taste the taste of steamed buns wrapped in egg liquid.Seeing Liu Che frowned tightly, "Is there too much salt?"

Liu Che shook his head, put down his chopsticks, "Is there still one month until autumn?"

"It's fine." Xie Lang said, "By mid-July, when the beans grow, I'll tell the villagers to let the chickens and ducks live in the field."

Liu Che: "Will it harm the crops?"

"No." Xie Lang said, "If you don't believe me, come and see."

Liu Che nodded and said, "Okay."