I am old in the Han Dynasty

Xie Lang is happy.

Laugh at yourself as sick, and think about things you shouldn't think about.

Xiao Qi is his child, and Xiao Qi had a happy and happy childhood with him, so it is impossible for him to envy others who have mothers but who he does not.

"You're right. The third master forgot." Xie Lang winked at Xie Guang, and Xie Guang picked up Xiao Qi's schoolbag.Xie Lang freed up one hand to hold the schoolbag, and turned to Xie Xiaoma, "In the future, if you encounter such a thing, you will go to the adults, and you are not allowed to do it yourself with a knife."

"Why?" Xie Xiaoma raised his head and asked.

Xie Lang: "There is no reason, if I say no, I won't."

"Then why can you carry a big knife?"

Xie Lang was stunned, "What did you say? Wait, don't tell me, you learned how to carry a knife from me."

Xie Xiaoma nodded repeatedly, "Grandma said Third Uncle is very powerful. No one dares to provoke Third Uncle with a big knife."

"I, I am an adult, you are a child. I carry a knife and no one dares to provoke me. If your knife is taken away, they will cut you back." Xie Lang pouted at his hand, "Your knife Woolen cloth?"

"In—" the child stretched out his hand, empty-handed, and turned to look for it, "Father, what are you doing with my knife?"

Xie Lang: "I don't even know when your father took it away, and I don't even know how it will die next time."

"me--"

Xie Lang interrupted him, "Leave me alone. If you don't obey me, I won't let Xiao Qi play with you. Our Xiao Qi is the most obedient child in the village."

"Yes, I'm the most obedient." Xiao Qi agreed subconsciously.

"Xiaoqi! I just wanted to help you!" Xie Xiaoma said in disbelief, "How could you help third uncle?"

Xiao Qi blinked, "I'm the most obedient."

"Xiao Qi didn't help me, he just told the truth." Xie Lang said.

Xie Dalang couldn't help but said, "Sanlang, don't talk so much nonsense to him. I'll beat him up when I get back home. Let's get down to business first." Pointing at the woman who had turned over and sat on the ground, but didn't dare to get up.

Xie Lang glanced at his fingers, scoffed, hugged Xiao Qi and left.

Xie Guang couldn't help following, "Uncle Sanlang, you—"

"Go home!" Xie Lang interrupted him.

Xie Guang suspected that he didn't hear clearly, "She, don't care?"

"Yes, Saburo." Sun Fang said, "Why don't you ask her here?"

Xie Lang paused, then turned to look at Sun Fang, "Can sister-in-law ask?"

"I..." Sun Fang hesitated and shook her head again and again.

Xie Lang: "Sister-in-law can't even ask, and I certainly can't. I can't let tigers eat her, and I can't set up a private punishment hall. Even if she cries and says she is telling the truth, she may be making up Yes. So what’s the difference between asking and not asking?”

"Just let her go back like this, she will come again next time..."

Xie Lang glanced back at the young woman, "Everything is one thing and two things are not three things. Her brother came once, she came once, and I will report to the police again. Ting Wei is familiar with me, I have no evidence, Ting Wei also I will arrest her and lock her up for a few days." As soon as the words came out, the woman shuddered.

Seeing her trembling, Xie Lang couldn't help chuckling, "After entering Tingwei's office, Tingwei has plenty of ways to make her tell the truth."

"Really??" Xie Dalang asked hurriedly.

Xie Lang: "I never lie when it comes to business. Sister-in-law, go back and tell uncle and auntie, don't stay in the house when you have nothing to do, come out more often, and take a look for me."

"Okay. I'll tell you when I get back." Sun Fang said, "Then let's go?"

Xie Lang nodded, "Don't hit the pony when you go back, just reason with him."

"Needless to say, I know." Xie Xiaoma blurted out.

Xie Lang: "What do you know? I carry the knife because Second Young Master Wang taught me a few tricks. Your father and your second uncle can't take the knife away from me even if you go up together. Can you do it?"

"Both my father and my second uncle can't beat you?" The child who was older than Xiaoqi said and looked at Xie Lang, you are lying to the child.

When Yao Lanhua was around, Xie Xiaoma was detained at home by her all day long.The child looks timid when he sees everyone.Xie Lang once thought that he would grow up to be a wimp, and that he would be more afraid of his wife than Xie Dalang in the future.

Unexpectedly, once Yao Lanhua left, Yao Guizhi let him go, and Sun Fang, a stepmother, didn't dare to take care of him. This child could become like this.

For a moment Xie Lang didn't know whether to be happy or to train him.

"Xie Guang, go and call my second brother over." Xie Lang carried Xiao Qi to the door of his house, "I'll open your eyes today, you brat."

Xie Xiaoma: "I'm not a brat! I'm my father's son."

"Little Ma. Don't be rude to your third uncle."

Xie Lang put Xiao Qi down, "Brother, it's useless to tell him more. He still thinks I'm bragging."

Xie Xiaoma nodded again and again, yes!

Xie Dalang slapped him on the head.

"Father!" Xie Xiaoma turned to stare at him, "Why hit me?"

"What happened?" Xie Erlang hurried over.

Xie Lang didn't talk nonsense with him, pointing at Xie Guang who was a step behind him, "You three go up together."

"Three?" Xie Xiaoma exclaimed.

Xie Lang nodded, "Fight me together. Use as much force as you want."

"What happened?" Xie Erlang didn't move.

Xie Dalang briefly explained the matter, then turned to Xie Lang, "He insisted that the two of us together couldn't beat—"

"It's not you two, but me." Xie Guang said hastily.

Xie Dalang nodded, "Yes, the three of us."

"Sanlang, you..." Xie Erlang didn't know what to say, "Little Ma is still young, don't be as knowledgeable as him."

Xie Lang: "No. By the way, let my Xiaoqi see how powerful his third master is. If you meet bad people in the future, don't talk nonsense to them, just call me and I'll take care of her."

Xie Erlang looked at Xie Guang, then at Xie Dalang, showing hesitation.

"Brother, do you want to go to the prison to watch the pony in the future?" Xie Lang raised his hand and pointed to the big knife in his hand.

Xie Dalang thought that a child who was less than ten years old would dare to carry a knife, and an adult would dare to carry an axe. He raised his hand to give the knife to Sun Fang, rolled up his sleeves, "Erlang, Xie Guang, come on!"

The three rushed forward at the same time.

Xie Lang dodges, throws Xie Dalang over his shoulder and knocks Xie Dalang to the ground.

Xie Erlang dodged subconsciously, Xie Lang stretched out his foot to hold him back.

Xie Guang hurriedly stretched out his hand, Xie Lang raised his arm, and dragged Xie Guang to his side, Xie Guang was startled for a moment, before reacting, he was already lying on Xie Erlang and Xie Dalang.

Everything happened so fast, Sun Fang and the children just felt blurred in front of their eyes. They rubbed their eyes and tried to see clearly, but they saw that the three of them were even more confused than her, as if they didn't know how they fell down.

Xie Lang took two steps back and turned to Xie Xiaoma, "I should believe it now."

Xie Xiaoma nodded again and again, "Believe it, believe it! Third Uncle is really amazing. Third Uncle, can I learn from you?"

"Third Uncle, me, me, and me." Sun Xiaozhuang was not to be outdone.

Sun Fang quickly tugged at his arm and gave him a look, don't meddle in it.

"Why can't I learn? Mother." Sun Xiaozhuang was puzzled.

Xie Lang smiled, "Xiao Qi, do you want to learn?"

"Think about it, think about it, think about it." Once he has learned it, he won't have to use stones to deal with bad guys.

Xie Lang put his hands on his hips, pondered for a moment, "Then the third master will teach you tomorrow."

"Third Uncle, and me!" Xie Xiaoma hastily reminded.

Xie Lang turned to Sun Fang, "Send them over at Chenshi, and study with me for half an hour before going home to have dinner and go to school."

"Xiao Zhuang can also learn from you?" Sun Fang asked cautiously.

Learning martial arts is very boring.Xiao Qi is a good boy, Xie Lang was also worried that he would not be able to hold on.There are several children who compare each other, Xiaoqi dare not be lazy, and can also stimulate his enthusiasm.

For Xiaoqi's sake, Xie Lang would not say no.Besides, Xie Xiaoma and Sun Xiaozhuang grew up, and when Xiaoqi encounters troubles in the future, they can also help.

"Okay. Don't talk about him, Xie Guang wants to learn and I will teach."

Xie Guang jumped up like a carp, "Really?"

Xie Lang nodded: "But I heard from Zhongqing that when learning martial arts, you eat more meat. Because when you learn, you pull the bones apart, and if there is a gap between the bones, you can only make up for it by eating meat."

"Mutton?" Xie Erlang asked hastily.

Xie Lang said with a smile, "Fish, chicken or lean pork."

"It's fine if you don't use mutton. I'll go catch fish in the river when I turn around, and ask Maverick to learn from you." Xie Erlang said.

Xie Lang nodded, "Yes. Grab two for me and cook fish soup for Xiao Qi."

"Third Master, I'm hungry." The child said with a grunt in his stomach.

Xie Lang laughed out loud, "Fire the fire for me, and I'll cook something delicious for you."

"Okay." The child grabbed his schoolbag and knocked open the door.

Xie Lang followed them in, and when the three came in, he asked Brother Hou to go to the roof to watch, then he closed the door, told Xiao Qi to cook the elbows, and he chopped the minced meat.As for Xiao Qi's mother, being completely ignored by Xie Lang was even more uncomfortable than Xie Lang beating her up.

The woman sat on the ground for a while, and when she saw the smoke rising from Xie Lang's house, she was sure that Xie Lang wasn't joking with her.If you don't talk nonsense to her, don't talk nonsense to her, so you can only get up and pat the dust off your clothes and walk out of the village.However, she didn't know that after she left, Xie Lang had dinner and asked Xie Guang to tell Xiao Qi's two aunts that Xiao Qi's mother had come to rob someone again.

Xiao Qi's eldest aunt was blocked by Xie Lang earlier, and she didn't dare to come over, so she asked Xiao Qi's second aunt to come over and ask Xie Lang what she wanted to do.

Xie Lang specially called Xiao Qi to his side, and said to Qian Xiaohua, "Your sister-in-law should know everyone in our village."

"It's the ex-sister-in-law." Qian Xiaohua said.

Xie Lang nodded, "I was wrong. Ask your mother to find someone to go to that woman's natal family, or her husband's family to find out what happened."

"Does Uncle Sanlang know something?" Qian Xiaohua asked curiously.

Xie Lang: "Xiao Qi's uncle came over last time and said that his sister is heavy. If she really has her own child, she is too busy taking care of her own children, how could she come to find Xiao Qi?"

Thinking of herself and others, Qian Xiaohua thought about it carefully, "That's the reason. Uncle Sanlang suspects that she can't give birth?"

"How did Xiaoqi get here?" Xie Lang asked back.

Qian Xiaohua understood, "She married an eunuch? My mother, this is interesting. She—"

"Leave her alone. Hurry up and find your mother." Xie Lang said, "If you dare to play against me this time, I will not be thankful if I find out how to make money and teach your man next time."

"I'll go, I'll go! I don't need my natal family, I'll go and find out for you myself." Qian Xiaohua ran home as she spoke, and said excitedly as she ran, "I married myself in a hurry, and I married an eunuch .My mother, is there anything more ridiculous than this?"

Qin Hong could not help but come out, "Who will marry an eunuch?"

"No one. She's talking nonsense." Xie Lang said.

"Third Master, what is an eunuch?"

Xie Lang: "Just cut off the thing you pee on."

The child hurriedly clamped his legs, "No!"

Xie Lang burst out laughing, "It's not you. I'm talking about the bad guys. If you cut it off, you won't be able to have children. Your mother just wants to take you away."

Qin Hong heard what happened in the morning from Xie Guang.Combined with Xie Lang's words, Qin Hong said in surprise, "That woman? How could it be? I heard that her natal family is very shrewd, so they chose her for a long time. I still remember the day I left, as happy as if I was going to be a queen. .”