I am old in the Han Dynasty

Hou'er glanced at Xie Lang indifferently, then turned his head and went back to sleep in the kitchen.

Grass!

He was despised by a monkey? ? ?

Xie Lang laughed angrily, followed up and asked, "Why grab this?"

The monkey fell into the nest and gave him and the back of his head.

Xie Lang raised his foot and wanted to kick it, but when his toes touched the box, he gasped, quickly supported the wall, and cursed softly.

As the pain subsided, Xie Lang glared at the golden monkey pretending to be dead, went outside and picked up the pheasant in the basin, his eyes widened in shock, it was a circle bigger than the one he had beaten before.

Xie Lang didn't believe it, and took a closer look at the moon, it was much bigger than his one.

Don't monkey run to the pheasant nest and catch the leader of the pheasant.

wrong!

The golden monkey can catch a pheasant, so why does he act like a difficult monkey?

Xie Lang took a look at the kitchen, maybe monkeys don't eat raw meat, or wolf cubs can't eat raw meat, so monkeys are always vegetarians.

To prove this guess, Xie Lang threw the pheasant into the basin, took the foot towel and went back to the house to wipe his feet, then turned over and lay down to sleep.However, as soon as he put on the bedding, the big cock next door crowed.

Xie Lang listened carefully for a while, and he really woke up with a crow.Immediately wanted to scold, scold the monkey next door, so he couldn't wait for a stick of incense to let him wake up naturally.

Xie Lang didn't have the problem of a lazy bed, so he sat up as soon as it was dawn, took advantage of the moonlight to boil a pot of boiling water in an iron pot, and then threw the pheasant into the pot specially designed for killing chickens.

Take the basin outside, and the next door squeaks.Xie Lang looked up and saw Xie Guang's mother leading the sheep out, "Sister-in-law is up?"

"My God!" Qin Hong was startled, "Why do you get up so early? What are you doing sitting by the cesspit?"

Xie Langwei sighed first, and finally understood Qin Hong's mood when she found out that Yao Lanhua and Xie Jianfen were working together, "That monkey in my family is really a monkey."

"I know." Qin Hong said.

If you are not good at it, you will not be able to pick the lock.

Xie Lang: "Didn't I buy a chicken yesterday to make up for it and the little wolf cub? Probably because I stewed it too badly and it tasted good. It ate a chicken leg, and ran up the mountain at night to catch a pheasant and threw it at my door. I stepped on it when I got up to go to the latrine, and it almost scared me to death. I didn’t fall asleep half the night, and when I heard the rooster crowing, I got up to boil water for it to clean up the chicken.”

Qin Hong was surprised: "So smart?"

"I'd rather it be stupid. One day, if I get a piece of venison for it, it thinks it tastes good. If I throw a deer on my door, it will smash my door through." Xie Lang sighed half-truthfully.

Qin Hong smiled and said, "But you don't need to buy chicken for your family in the future."

"It's troublesome to clean up." Xie Lang took it out and let her have a look, "I estimate that this chicken is five years old. It will take at least an hour to stew like yesterday."

Counting the time to clean up the chicken, it took an hour and a half before and after, and it was gone for half a day. It was really troublesome.

"No wonder that monkey went to your house, probably knowing that our village counts you free." Qin Hong teased with a smile.

Xie Lang: "I don't want to take care of it every day when I'm idle and sleeping. Besides, if the firewood is gone, I have to go up the mountain to cut it."

Fortunately, he has a map of Jiangshan.

It was not easy for Qin Hong to tease him when she heard this, "It will catch another pheasant and throw it at your door tomorrow, so you can talk to it and say that you are not free."

"It can read people's faces, but it can't understand people's words." Xie Lang said.

Qin Hong: "Then don't sleep at night, and keep a straight face when it throws it away."

"No! I've decided not to stew chicken in the future, but to roast it on fire. I like to eat it or not." Xie Lang just thought of it.

Qin Hong laughed, "You can do whatever you want. I have to clean the sheepfold."

Xie Lang cleaned up the chicken, and it was already daylight.When I went to the stove, I met two pairs of eyes, and almost threw the clean pheasant on the ground, "Are you awake?"

The monkey didn't say anything, just grabbed a plum and stuffed it into his mouth, watching Xie Lang cook the chicken while eating.

Xie Lang caught a glimpse and said helplessly, "You really became my ancestor."

Glaring at it, Xie Lang put the mountain spring water in the picture of mountains and rivers into the jar in front of the monkey.

The ignorant golden monkey didn't eat the plums, and stared straight at Xie Lang's hand instead.

Xie Lang snorted softly and threw Jiang in.

Excellent water, fresh ginger, added fat pheasant meat, the condiment is only salt, after half an hour, the fragrance permeates the whole kitchen.

Hou'er carefully put down the half-eaten peach, and stared at Xie Lang again.

Xie Lang nodded at him, "Don't move. I'll call Xiaoqi and Huzi."

The golden monkey really doesn't understand human language, but when Xie Lang called Xiao Qi, the child would always respond, and when he heard the familiar tone again, the golden monkey followed Xie Lang out.

When Jin Hou arrived at the door of the bedroom, he saw Xie Lang carrying Xiao Qi out, with a white dumpling in his other hand.The golden monkey knew that it was the little white tiger who took it and the little wolf cub.

Xie Lang put down the white tiger, the little white tiger lay on the ground and continued to sleep, Xie Lang ignored it.After washing Xiao Qi's face and letting him rinse his mouth, he led Xiao Qi to the kitchen.

As usual, give Xiaoqi half a bowl of soup and a chicken leg, he has a bowl of soup, a chicken leg and a chicken wing, and pour the rest into the basin he prepared for the golden monkey.

The golden monkey couldn't wait to stretch out its paws, it shivered from the heat and looked at Xie Lang.

"Let's eat later." Xie Lang pointed to his own chicken drumstick, "I haven't eaten yet, why are you in a hurry." Pour the whitebait steamed eggs of Xiaolang and Huzi into their bowls, and tore them two piece of chicken breast.

After serving the youngest two, Xie Lang took another plate and put it in front of the golden monkey, picked out all the chicken inside and put it on the plate, "Eat it."

The golden monkey stretched out its hand and retracted it, stretched it out and retracted it, until it saw Xiao Qi picking up the chicken leg, the golden monkey tentatively grabbed the chicken wing.

If it wasn't burned, the golden monkey stuffed it into its mouth.

"I really haven't eaten in eight lifetimes." Xie Lang shook his head.

Who does Xiao Qi want to ask.Following his gaze, "Brother Hou is so pitiful. Third master, can I buy another chicken tomorrow?"

"Okay." The golden monkey can catch chickens, Xie Lang agreed without even thinking about it.

The next day, when Xie Lang was getting ready to get up, he heard a bang outside the door.When I opened the door, I wanted to scold the monkey again, "Take it easy! I have to sleep."

Seeing that Xie Lang saw the contents in the basin, the monkey turned its head and went back to its nest to catch up on sleep.

Xie Lang looked up to the sky and sighed, he nestled in the village hoping to live a life of "picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence and seeing Nanshan leisurely".It's not for a monkey to live a life of retirement.

But if this thing is killed, Xie Jiankang can kill it by talking about it alone.do not kill?With two meals of chicken the day before yesterday and yesterday, and an unlimited supply of fruit, I want to send it away unless I beat the monkey spirit to death.

Xie Lang resigned to his fate and went to boil hot water to pluck the chicken feathers.

When Qin Hong came out, she saw him sitting by the cesspit again, her head listless, and she was very listless, "That monkey caught another pheasant?"

"I'm annoyed even hearing the word chicken now." Xie Lang muttered weakly.

Qin Hong rarely saw him like this, so she couldn't help laughing, "Didn't you say roast it?"

"The roasted bones are hard. I'm worried that the little tiger won't be able to eat them. It can eat meat now. It has to learn to gnaw soft bones to practice its teeth, so that it can go hunting in the mountains later." Xie Lang said.

Xie Guang came out of the house when he heard this, "Are you really going to send the little tiger away?"

"If it doesn't go away, it has to learn to hunt. Tigers have a big appetite, so they expect me to hunt and starve it to death." Xie Lang wasn't talking nonsense.Unless you feed it with the fish in the Jiangshan map.

Xie Guang understood, "By the way, Uncle Sanlang, are you free today? Going up and down the mountain to trap rabbits? Rabbits are easier to clean up than chickens, just peel off the skin."

"Go and have a look. Your father is coming back soon, just in time to help me skin the rabbit." Xie Lang said.

"I thought Brother Sanlang would say that Xie Guang would share half of the things he got, and make them for me."

Xie Lang turned his head sharply and said in surprise, "Brother Bowen? Why are you back now? Where's my uncle?"

"Go home."

Xie Bowen, who was not fat in the first place, lost a lot of weight.Seeing this, Xie Lang decided to give his cheap uncle a pot of chicken soup and a chicken head and neck.

"Then you go home quickly." Xie Lang said, seeing Xie Zhongwu walk to the door of the house and retreating, "What's wrong? Brother Zhongwu."

Xie Zhongwu pointed at the strange yet familiar house in front of him, hesitating, "This is, my house?"

"Yes." Xie Lang nodded.

Xie Zhongwu frowned and said, "Why is there one at the door of my house? What is that?" He pointed to a huge building that looked like a house not far away.

"Sister-in-law, tell me." Xie Lang glanced at Qin Hong, "By the way, tell them the big and small things that happened in the village these days." When he saw the chicken intestines that had been pulled out, he threw them directly into the cesspit, and then went back to the house with a pot to stew the chicken.

When you go to the stove, you add mountain spring water, put ginger, put the whole chicken in a clay pot, put a drawer on it, add two noodles, and then ignite the fire to stew the chicken.

After the noodles were hot, they took them off, stewed the chicken thoroughly, put the noodles in the drawer and put them on the earthen pot again, Xie Lang went to wake Xiaoqi up.

After washing up Xiao Qi, Xie Lang served him a chicken leg as usual.However, today he didn't eat chicken legs, but chose two chicken wings, gave the chicken legs to the golden monkey, put some broken noodles into its soup bowl, and gave it one of Xiao Qi's spoons.

The monkey didn't know how to use it. When he saw Xiao Qi drinking the soup with a spoon, the monkey lay down on the ground, holding the spoon with five fingers and pulling it into his mouth.

The taste was not very good, the monkey felt like vomiting when he ate it, he raised his head to meet Xie Lang's gaze, seeing him staring at him eating the bread, the monkey buried his head and continued to eat.

After licking the bowl clean, Xie Lang smiled, "Not bad. Keep it up tomorrow."

After brushing his and Xiaoqi's bowl chopsticks, continue brushing the other three.Then put the clean bowl next to the monkey's nest.

The golden monkey understands human affairs, but it is not human after all, and has never lived with human beings.It doesn't understand why it needs to clean the bowl after it has licked it clean, but it sees that Xie Lang cleaned his and Xiao Qi's bowls as clean as his own, and thinks it is the same as Xie Lang and Xiao Qi.

This feeling was very strange, and the golden monkey didn't dislike it, so he picked up the bowl and put it on top of the fruit, lest the little wolf would come out and step on it.

Seeing the golden monkey's movements, Xie Lang raised his eyebrows, reached into the cabinet, took a handful of bananas and a lot of peaches from the map of mountains and rivers, and put them in the golden monkey's wooden box while Xiao Qi wasn't paying attention, "Reward you of."

The golden monkey looked at Xie Lang with doubts in his eyes.

Xie Lang pointed to the bowl, took it to the ground and put it back on top of the fruit, then pointed to the banana he just put in.

The golden monkey vaguely understood, but most of all it didn't understand. It just picked up the bowl, and humans gave it so much delicious food. This magical human was really strange.

Xie Lang didn't care about it.

Just now, when Consciousness sneaked into Jiangshantu to look for fruits, when the lychees were ripe, I got up and went to the stove to get a plate.

Xiao Qi was short and couldn't see what was on the stove, so Xie Lang put two bunches of lychees on the plate in front of him, then brought them down and waved to Xiao Qi, "Peel off the skin and spit out the core inside."

"Third Master eat." The child squeezed one and held it in front of Xie Lang.

Seeing the uneven lychee shells, Xie Lang suddenly realized that children seemed unable to peel them off.

"It's not easy to peel, you should bite it with your teeth first. If you can't chew it, I will peel it when I come back, and we will eat together."

The child couldn't help asking: "The third master went up the mountain?"

"I'll go in the afternoon. Bring something to uncle. My uncle is back." Xie Lang said, "Be good at housekeeping, don't let anyone come in." He pouted at Lizhi.

Xiao Qi immediately put the plate in the cabinet and went to guard the door.

Seeing this, Xie Lang was overjoyed, shook his head and smiled, and headed south.

At the gate of Xie Jianye's house, Xie Lang stopped, hesitating whether to go in, because he saw Xie Dalang was also there.

"Saburo?"

Xie Lang, who was about to turn around, had no choice but to raise his head, "Uncle? I saw brother Bowen just now, and he said you're back. My chicken soup is still hot, please drink some."

"Why did you kill the chicken early in the morning?" Xie Jianye frowned.

Xie Lang looked at Yao Guizhi, "I don't know?"

"I just finished talking about Yao Lanhua, but I didn't bother to tell your uncle that a monkey and a wolf came to your house. The chickens today were also caught by monkeys?" Yao Guizhi asked.

Xie Lang nodded his head, and saw Xie Dalang, who was still gloomy just now, opened his eyes wide, "You don't believe it? They really came here by themselves."

"That little tiger you raised is a white tiger beast?!" Xie Dalang and Xie Jianye asked in unison.

Xie Lang wanted to roll his eyes, what the hell!Just got albinism.

Besides, even if it was true, he couldn't admit it.In case the villagers picked up other things on the side of the mountain and sent them to him, his house would really become a wild animal park.

"No! Monkeys have good ears. They heard the voice of the little tiger when they passed by my house." Xie Lang seemed to have seen it with his own eyes, half-truthfully said, "I probably heard the little tiger say that I would have meat to eat, so he stayed. .”

Yao Guizhi took the opportunity to explain to them what happened that day.

The two were more shocked when they heard that the monkey would open the door than they heard that Yao Lanhua was a poisonous woman.

Xie Dalang even opened his eyes wide and half opened his mouth, unable to recover for a long time.

"It's okay, I'm going back." Xie Lang handed the basin to Yao Guizhi, "Don't be disgusted, the chicken leg got into Xiao Qi and Hou's belly."

Yao Guizhi smelled the fragrant chicken soup and smiled, "We are not outsiders, so we don't dislike anything."

As soon as Xie Jianye had eaten, Xie Lang came over, even though he was empty-handed, Yao Guizhi felt that he was interested.Seeing that Xie Lang was about to leave again, he quickly said, "Wait a minute, follow us to Chun'e Village."

Two days earlier, Qian Xiaohua went to visit Xie Chun'e, who was confinement, and told Xie Lang when she came back that Xie Chun'e's husband had found two for Xie Dalang.Because people often came to the house these few days, they didn't bother to tell Xie Lang, and told Xie Lang to go to their village to have a look.

Xie Lang pointed at himself, "Shall I go with you?"

Yao Guizhi nodded, "You're enlightened, and you are taught by Prince Wang, who knows more than me and your uncle. Let's take a look together, lest there be another Yao Lanhua."

Xie Lang looked at the thin and skinny Xie Dalang, and then at himself with some flesh on his hands, "You guys, aren't you afraid that that woman will take a fancy to me?"