I am old in the Han Dynasty

Xie Lang was startled, and hurriedly asked: "Piss, did you pee on the couch we slept on?"

"Woooo...Third Master, I don't dare anymore, don't drive me away, woooo..." The child looked at Xie Lang pitifully, begging with tears in his eyes.

Xie Lang smiled, and raised his hand to wipe the child's tears, "Who wants to drive you away. Seeing you so sad, I thought you collapsed our couch."

"The couch, no, it's not collapsed."

Xie Lang picked him up, "That's fine." Feeling the dampness, he lowered his head to see, sure enough, the child's underwear was wet.

It was a bit chilly in the early summer morning, Xie Lang carried him into the house, didn't care about the couch or bedding, found out the child's clothes, and took off the clothes on him.

The child mistakenly thought that Xie Lang didn't know where he peed, so he stretched out his little hand timidly, pointed at the couch, and reminded Xie Lang, "Third Master, there..."

"I saw it, just move it outside to dry for a while. Today is fine, and it will be dry by noon." Xie Lang wanted to bathe the child, but when he saw the child's nose and tears were in a mess, he put the child down and scooped up water to wash his face.

Xie Lang cleaned up Xiao Qi, so that the child would not cry again when he saw the couch and bedding, so he threw the bedding on the rope, pulled the couch out and wiped it with a rag, and then said to Xiao Qi, "Look, it will be fine after drying it like this. "

The child's tears stopped instantly, but when he saw the marks on the couch, he still blamed himself, "Third Master, hit me."

"Why am I beating you?" Xie Lang walked towards the child with a smile, "Drink too much water before going to bed at night, let alone a child like you, even an adult will pee on the couch."

Xiao Qi didn't believe it, "Third Master will do it too?"

Of course he won't!

"I don't know. Because I don't drink water before going to bed." Xie Lang asked, "Did you drink a lot of water yesterday?"

The child didn't drink before going to bed, but drank a lot with Xie Zhongwu.So much so that he didn't know if he drank a lot of water like this, so he just told Xie Lang all about it like pouring beans.

Xie Lang heard him say that he drank two bowls of water yesterday evening, and said with a smile: "Of course forget it. From now on when the sun goes down, you can only drink one bowl of water."

"I remember, third master." The child nodded vigorously.

Xie Lang: "Then go play with Huzi for a while, and I'll cook."

"I make a fire, I know how to make a fire." The child said hurriedly.

Xie Lang planned to cook chestnut rice porridge and steam three bowls of eggs. These things are available in the kitchen, so there is no need to go to Jiangshan Tuli to get them, so he held the child's hand, "Thank you, Xiaoqi."

"No thanks, no thanks."

The child shook his head like a rattle, Xie Lang couldn't help laughing.

He lit a fire in the stove, stuffed it with firewood, put the rice into the pot, Xie Lang asked Xiao Qi to watch the fire, and he went to clean the cow pen and sheep pen.

Although there is only one child in the kitchen, he does not feel lonely when he hears the sound of shovels shoveling excrement from time to time.Glancing at the little tiger coming in with a chubby body swinging, he beckoned at the little tiger, "Come here, Huzi."

The little tiger raised his head, saw that it was his good friend, and ran over in two or three steps. Xiao Qi bent down to hug him, but he didn't pick him up. He was shocked, "Huzi, have you become a little fat pig?"

Xie Lang quickly dropped the dung basket and ran in, "What's wrong with the tiger?"

"It has become a little fat pig." The child pointed to the little tiger for Xie Lang to see, "I can't even hold it."

Xie Lang thought the wild boar had entered the house, "The tiger has grown up. It eats and sleeps these days. If it doesn't do anything, it will definitely gain weight. You can lead it to play in the yard for a while, and give it some weight."

"Okay." The child immediately dropped the crackling firewood and ran outside.

Xie Lang saw the smoke coming from the earthen pot, he guessed that the contents inside were almost ready, so he stuffed the exposed firewood into it, and went to tidy up the chicken coop and duck coop.

In the duck pen, Xie Lang found that there were seventeen or eight duck eggs, counting the ones in the house, there must be two hundred.They can't finish eating so much, sell?Forty miles away from Chang'an City, Xie Lang didn't want to go.

Pickled salted duck eggs?One hundred is enough for him and Xiaoqi to eat for two or three months.Xie Lang pondered for a moment, then shouted loudly, "Xiao Qi, come quickly! Come quickly!"

"Come on. Third Master. Huzi, come quickly, Third Master is calling us."

The voice fell, and the child appeared at the door of the duck pen.

Xie Lang pointed to the duck laying eggs in the corner of the other wall, "Look quickly, is that duck dying?"

"Not moving?" The child opened his eyes wide.

Xie Lang nodded, "Yes. I kicked it, and it only moved. I think it's dying. What do you think?"

Xiao Qi looked at the drooping duck and said, "I think it's going to die too."

"Then you say we should dig a hole and sell it, or kill it and stew it to eat, so that it can die as well." Xie Lang said.

The child was puzzled, "What is it to die?"

"Eat it into Xiao Qi's stomach, Xiao Qi can grow taller, and it makes sense for the duck to die." Xie Lang said seriously, "If you bury it, it will become stinky, and then it will be eaten by mice. Daddy, eat our food."

The child said without thinking: "Kill it!"

"Okay. I'll kill it after we've had dinner." Xie Lang said, "The little tiger got down again, quickly wake him up and run for a while."

Xiaoqi followed his fingers and saw that the little fat tiger was going to sleep again, "Get up, Huzi, you have grown up, you can't sleep anymore. It's daytime, if you sleep now, you won't be able to sleep at night."

The little tiger looked up at Xiao Qi, and buried his head in a doze.

"Third Master, Hu Zi is so lazy." The child frowned and said.

Xie Lang thought to himself, the little tiger thinks you are annoying.

"Leave it alone. Let's stew the duck until it's done. You can lead it with the duck legs and let it go wherever it goes." Xie Lang said.

The child asked curiously, "Huzi also likes to eat meat?"

How fresh.

Tigers don't eat meat, so it's hard to be a vegetarian.

Xie Lang said solemnly: "The little tiger is also a child, and children like to eat meat, just like you." He scraped the bridge of the child's nose and went out carrying the dung basket.

"Huzi, do you like duck or chicken? I have never eaten duck, I like chicken. Tell you quietly, don't tell me third master, I don't like chicken necks, not at all, I like big chicken legs. "

Xie Lang was about to go in, when he heard this, he turned around and walked towards Xie Zhongwu's door.

Earlier Xie Lang told Xiao Qi that he was unhappy and wanted to have a chicken tonic.Xiao Qi gave Xie Lang his chicken legs, but Xie Lang was not polite, and took his time in front of the child, killing two chicken legs and eating a chicken wing.

The child wanted to eat it very much, but he swallowed so greedily that he didn't dare to say that he wanted to eat chicken drumsticks.Because his third master was sad, he should give up the chicken legs to his third master.

Xie Lang had no oil in his stomach, he was greedy for meat, and he wasn't greedy enough to lie to his grandson's chicken legs.He just didn't want to spoil Xiao Qi.

After that incident, Xiao Qi will subconsciously be more cautious about making any promises in the future.

After seeing Xie Lang for so long, the child still remembers, feeling distressed and happy, his goal has been achieved.

Seeing that there were only a few people outside the drying room, Xie Langming asked knowingly, "You are all here, no one is looking for wheat straw, no one is digging yellow mud, and no one is making adobe. I really don't want to build two more rooms?"

"Of course I do."

Xie Lang: "Put things here if you want, and let your children watch them. When it's time to cook and feed the animals, it's time for Aunt Xie Guang to put them in."

Everyone looked at Xie Zhongwu's wife at the same time.

Xie Zhongwu's wife said: "Sister-in-law and Xiao Guang went to the city today, and I stayed at home to pack the beans."

"What is Xie Guang doing?" Someone asked along.

Xie Zhongwu's wife said: "There are no beans at home. Xiao Guang went to help his sister-in-law pull beans."

"Bean? By the way, my house is almost gone, so I have to buy it too." As he spoke, he looked towards Xie Bowen.

Xie Lang hurriedly said before she could speak, "It's expensive in the city, but it's cheaper in the village."

"Everyone in our village has to make tofu."

Xie Lang wanted to swear again, "Wen's family!" He said that Xiao Qi's aunt was also there, "Is it time for your sister to give birth? Go to her village to buy beans tomorrow, and see if the baby is born. I'll give her the baby." Prepare something."

"You still prepare it for her?" Xiao Qi's eldest aunt asked in surprise.

Xie Lang: "She helped me find someone to build my house, and people in her village asked me to make plows and rakes, which made me a lot of money. Do you think I should go?"

Xiaoqi's eldest aunt was only left with an embarrassed smile when he said it.

Xie Lang rolled her eyes and found that everyone hadn't left yet, "It's a little wet today, I think it's going to rain. If it rains for four or five days in a row, plus the time for drying the adobe and building houses, you'll have to queue for at least another ten days." .”

Xie Lang didn't need to talk about the rest, they understood it too, and when it was built before the rain, they didn't need to queue up, and they could make more when they were free, while the vegetables in the field didn't grow, and the city people didn't have too many choices, they could also earn more some money.

Although they didn't want to leave, some people at the end of the line let their children stay and watch. They went home to wash, cook, and clean the yard.

Seeing that they had moved, Xie Lang turned around and went home.After eating, he took Xiaoqi for a walk, and saw Xie Jiankang leading the village women to build a house in front of him, so he went home and beat him with a big knife.

At noon, before the sword was ready, Xie Guang and his mother came back.

Xie Lang raised his head when he heard the voice, just in time to see Xie Guang getting off the donkey cart and heading towards his house.Xie Lang looked around subconsciously, there was nothing that could not be seen, so he asked, "Have you sold it?"

"Sold out." Xie Guang said with a smile, "My mother told my donkey to rest for a while, so she asked my aunt to go to the city."

Xie Lang asked with a smile, "Did you see Yao Lanhua?"

Xie Guang shook his head, "No. But she must have gone. Xiaoqi's aunt may have seen her. She sold good things and she left us. We went to buy soybeans, and they seemed to be buying for Xiaoqi's aunt's children. Things. Also, Uncle Sanlang, my mother saw that everyone in the village made dried oily skin, and no one made dried tofu, so she wanted to make dried tofu. Uncle Sanlang thinks when is the right time to make it?"

"Make it in the afternoon and send it to the city the next day. It won't be broken." Xie Lang looked at him with a smile, "Is your mother worried that the taste will change overnight?"

Xie Guang: "Yes. Have you done it?"

"I've never made it, but the tofu won't lose its taste if left overnight, even if it's soaked in salt for half a day." Xie Lang said, "Think about it for yourself, salted things can be kept for a long time. "

In the past, Xie Guang's family only pickled vegetables in autumn, and they ate them all winter, but they hardly pickled anything because salt was expensive.So much so that Xie Lang stopped him from asking this question, and he had no choice but to get up and go home to find his mother.

Qin Hong thought that what Xie Lang said was right, so she made dried tofu at home in the afternoon and did not "rob" the drying room with the villagers.

There was nothing to do outside, after lunch at noon, Xie Lang moved the couch into the house, picked up two quilts, and took the two little ones to sleep.The cub naturally sleeps in its den.However, just as he was about to feel drowsy, he heard the door being slammed.

Seeing the child trembling in fright, Xie Lang quickly patted him on the back. Seeing that the child had fallen asleep again, he closed the door and opened the door, "What's the matter?"

"Then what, you're busy, I'll wait another day—"

Xie Lang frowned: "Stop. What's the matter?"

Xiaoqi's second aunt hurriedly stopped, "I saw Yao Lanhua in the city."

"And then?" Xie Lang closed the door and walked out.

"She followed us from the city to the outside of the city."

Xie Lang raised his eyebrows, "You? Your sister-in-law didn't go today, did she?"

"Your uncle." The voice fell, and Yao Guizhi came.

Xie Lang looked at his uncle's mother, "You won't be hit by Uncle Qian Lizheng, right?"

"I feel like it. She actually wanted to talk to me. Fortunately, I walked fast and was not caught up by her." Yao Guizhi walked over, "Your elder brother has soft ears and has always been afraid of that woman. I'm worried that he will be too happy to find Bei." After a pause, "I can't really drive him out."

Xie Lang: "What do you think?"

"Find a wife for your elder brother. Let him get married when he comes back." Yao Guizhi said.

Xie Lang shook his head.

"No? Why?" Yao Guizhi frowned.

Xie Lang looked at Xiaoqi's second aunt with a smile.

The woman in her twenties felt cold on the soles of her feet when he looked at her, and she couldn't help backing away, "San, Uncle Sanlang, no, Chief Li, don't, don't look at me like that, you'll panic."

"Are there hooligans at your natal home?" Xie Lang asked.

Although the hooligans at this time refer to wanderers who live in no fixed place, in fact, they have almost the same virtue as the hooligans of later generations.

Xiaoqi's second aunt was so blessed, "You mean to let gangsters pester her and force her to marry?"

The widow has a lot of trouble in front of her door.

Yao Lanhua is not a widow, but there are really idle people who come to her door, and the elders in the clan have to force her to marry.After all, if the influence is not good, it may even affect the clan members.Besides, she is not Yunying's unmarried girl, but also a vicious woman who was divorced and returned home because of her vicious heart.

"You are good at this, I leave it to you." Xie Lang said.

Xiao Qi's second aunt opened her mouth, "What do you mean I am good at?"

"Turning right and wrong, saying dead things live, living things dead, isn't that what you're best at?" Xie Lang asked back.

Xiaoqi's second aunt choked, "Well, even if you're right, she's your ex-sister-in-law, why should you ask me to come forward?"

"Just because I found out that she taught Xie Jianfen to make stinky tofu in the name of your family. Is this enough?" Xie Lang asked.

Xiaoqi's second aunt was speechless.

If Xie Lang hadn't discovered it in time, their family would be in the cell of Tingwei Mansion right now.

"You let me do such a wicked thing." When did this Xie San become more wicked than her.

Xie Lang smiled and said: "I came to you because of your lack of morality. Except for your family, no one in our village has ever done anything wicked. Only you can come forward to ensure everything is safe."