Being cannon fodder in dog-blood texts [Crossing Books]
Chapter 1 Wearing the Book
"Ye Wan, I won't play tricks anymore, and tell you plainly, I won't allow you to pester my son any longer."
The words of the woman in front of him brought him back to reality, but Ye Wan was still a little dazed.He looked at the middle-aged woman in front of him who was elegant and luxurious, and the jewelry on her hands and neck could blind people's eyes. There was undisguised blankness in her eyes - he just fell asleep, how could he suddenly appear in front of her? In this quiet cafe, how about being breathed out by the woman in front of me?
"Heh, please make a price." The woman fiddled with the huge ruby on her ring, and a stench of copper from a rich man almost gushed out. She looked at Ye Wan sarcastically, and said bluntly: "How much, You can leave Zhou Xingyuan?"
Zhou Xingyuan? !Hearing this name, Ye Wan's pupils shrank slightly.
This name is so familiar, isn't it the name of the male protagonist in the stupid bedtime book his cousin gave him?Ye Wan still clearly remembered that the title of the book was "Conquer the Rich and Scumbag". At the beginning, Ye Wan felt that the title was stupid enough, so he didn't plan to read it.However, the cousin gave a rainbow fart, which made him really watch it when he was bored.
And he had to admit that although the title was a bit silly, the content was indeed a bit attractive.It tells the story of Zhou Xingyuan, a scumbag male protagonist who once lived among thousands of flowers, who was attracted by the popular female protagonist Xiang Mengyang in the entertainment industry, and then he took heart. There are various entanglements and various abuses in the middle, a full-fledged piece of dog blood.
And this book has not seen half of it, what leaves Ye Wan's deepest memory is that there is a cannon fodder in the book with the same name and surname as him, who is one of the male n numbers that the hero once had a romantic relationship with, and what is even more tragic is that his mother is a b*tch .
At that time, he suspected that his cousin was trying to scare him with this book, so he saw that the cannon fodder with the same name and surname as him was threatened by the hero's mother.
Could it be that an unbelievable thought came to Ye Wan's mind now, his eyes froze, and he looked straight at the middle-aged woman opposite: "You just said you would give me 1000 million?"
According to the plot in the book, this woman said so, shouldn't she fucking travel to this book?
When Ye Wan thought of this possibility, his face turned pale for a while, and at the same time, he keenly felt that a memory that did not belong to him was pouring in uncontrollably, buzzing and making his brain hurt.
"Yes, that's what I said." The woman looked at his pale face and felt that he was putting on airs, so she couldn't help sneering: "Didn't you just refuse just now? I advise you not to toast and eat." Fine wine, our Zhou family, cannot be provoked by a licentious person like you!"
Debauchery?Ye Wan was taken aback for a moment, and then thought that his identity in the book is a servant of Israel. It's so fucking inexplicable that such weird things in the book can make him do it, so we can't give him a little cool identity of!He actually turned into a fucking cannon fodder, a male number n, and a cowherd whose ass was raped by a man!
Looking at the current situation, I should be in the stage of being taken care of by the flirtatious hero.
Ye Wan endured the shock in his heart, recalled the plot of the book he hadn't finished, and without hesitation made a decision that was completely opposite to the original cannon fodder——
"Auntie, your son and I really love each other, but" he stared at the woman's furious eyes, and took the opportunity to make a request to maximize his benefits: "I need to pay more."
The woman obviously didn't expect him to say that, she couldn't help being stunned for a moment, and narrowed her eyes in doubt - when her son came to ask him to help him get rid of this little b, he clearly told her not to go too far, this Ye Wan She is soft-tempered and loves him so much that he is hopeless, so let her give him some money and have a better attitude to get rid of it, and it's worth it to have a fight with him.
Why is it different from what Zhou Xingyuan described now?The hopeless love he loves? 1000 million is not enough?Nonsense, clearly a young man with a big mouth!
"You," the woman's eyes suddenly darkened, and she asked a little harshly, "What do you want?"
Ye Wan is engaged in the legal profession, no matter how unbelievable the current scene is, or even the buzzing memories in his mind, he can at least maintain a superficial calmness and self-control, which he has cultivated over the years Occupational habits.
Also, how to maximize the immediate benefits.
"I agree to leave your son." Ye Wan thought for a while and said calmly, "2000 million."
"2000 million?!" She stood up angrily, her demeanor was gone, she saw him gnashing her teeth and said, "Are you still shameless? You are just a bitch in a nightclub. It doesn't matter if you are sick or not." I don’t know, how dare you open your mouth like a lion?!”
The pure and innocent little white flower who was forced to degenerate must have been deliberately lied to by that fellow Zhou Xingyuan!
"I'll go for a physical examination." Ye Wan accepted the suggestion, and nodded sincerely to her, but did not let go: "Auntie, laughing at the poor and not laughing at the prostitute, if your son and I have a legitimate relationship, it is you who you want to use now." Money separates us, you buy and I sell, my asking price is normal and reasonable. On the contrary, if I was adopted by your son, it would be easier to solve the problem, I will ask you to pay the price and you can solve the problem."
Although a lot of inexplicable memories flooded into his mind at once, Ye Wan, the love story with the heroine, has not figured out the reason now.He could only make a rational and objective analysis conclusion based on what he knew, and looked at the stunned woman solemnly, before making a final decision: "Do you have any objections?"
woman:""
Inexplicably, she had the illusion that she was negotiating conditions with the lawyer to sign the contract. Is this docile and well-behaved boy in front of her really a nightclub b?
Seeing that the woman didn't speak, Ye Wan couldn't help frowning slightly in doubt—although he only read half of the book, he remembered that the male protagonist in the book was a very, very rich existence.The male protagonist Shuangwen has always been the richest man in some xx city, spending money like water, does he care so much about a small 2000 million?
In fact, Ye Wan is very confused now, all his actions come from his professional sense, he doesn't have to ask for 2000 million, he just wants to take this opportunity to agree to the request of the hero's mother to cut off contact with the hero.
Ye Wan didn't read the second half of the book, so he could only figure out the plot - generally when the hero or heroine's mother breaks up, it's the time when the two get along best, and if they don't break up, they need their parents to intervene.
However, Zhou Xingyuan wanted to be with the heroine in the end!Besides, he is not gay, although the cannon fodder in the book confiscates money and resolutely guards love, but Ye Wan doesn't want to really continue to mess with a man.
Ye Wan felt that it would be easier for the male protagonist to leave him in disgust by charging a higher price brazenly.
With such calculations in mind, even if Ye Wan didn't intend to take the money, he still insisted on it.Since he was forced to come to this book, he had to settle down as soon as he came, and it was useless to cry.As cannon fodder, if he wants to live well in an illogical novel, he must first stay away from the hero and heroine, and live out of himself.
"You're a smart talker." After a long while, a sneer appeared on the feminine pale face, and he simply took out a card and threw it to Ye Wan, whispered a series of passwords, and then humiliated him with a sneer: "This way Qiaokou and cheeks are indeed for sale, they can fool men. Take the money and go away, and never appear in front of my son again. "
"Thank you." Ye Wan accepted it, and even thanked him politely, but when the woman was about to get up to leave, he still asked cautiously: "What if Zhou Xingyuan came to see me again?"
The woman paused, and then she seemed to have heard some extremely unreasonable joke, and turned her face to stare at Ye Wan with a distorted face: "Zhou Xingyuan will come to you again? Little bitch, you are dreaming!"
Ye Wan was silent for a moment, ignoring the woman's dirty words, but nodded reassuringly: "Then I can rest assured."
woman:""
"Please rest assured." Ye Wan also stood up, and said very sincerely: "Since I have received your money, I will definitely do my job properly. If there is a one-ten-thousandth chance that he will come to me, I will take him Call away, do you have any objections?"
The woman's fingers holding the purse couldn't help tightening, not knowing what to say.
There were not many people in the quiet cafe, and a man sitting not far away heard the whole conversation, and couldn't help but chuckled at this point, and the leaked voice immediately attracted the attention of two people.
Ye Wan followed the voice and looked over, couldn't help being slightly taken aback.
Sitting on that table was a man with an overly handsome appearance. He was dressed cleanly and decently, and there was a pair of rimless glasses on the bridge of his nose, which looked refined.
To make such a bookish man laugh, the conversation between him and Zhou Xingyuan's mother must have been too unpleasant.
Ye Wan suddenly felt a little embarrassed, hurriedly nodded to the woman who was only staring at him, and hurriedly left the cafe.
"Cheng Xi." The woman stared at Ye Wan's leaving back for a long time before she turned her head angrily: "What do you mean by that guy?"
"Aunt." The man who laughed just now was the one she asked. Xu Chengxi tapped the table with his slender fingers, and also looked at the door of the cafe. A meaningful smile flashed in his obsidian pupils: "You Regardless of his attitude, isn't the result exactly what you want?"
That's true, but why do you still feel so uncomfortable with this play?The woman frowned slightly depressed, then let out a sigh of relief after a while, and didn't care about it.
"Then Chengxi, tell Xingyuan, Auntie has an appointment at the mall."
"Okay, Auntie." Xu Chengxi agreed without saying a word, smiling like a spring breeze.
After she left, Xu Chengxi was still thinking about how the usually soft and weak little white Hua Yewan was so eloquent and clear in a place where his buddies couldn't see.Then he called Zhou Xingyuan slowly——
"Cheng Xi." The other side answered in seconds, and Zhou Xingyuan's slightly anxious voice came: "What's the matter? Did my mother handle him?"
"As you wish." Xu Chengxi's voice was faint, and no emotion could be heard: "Congratulations, you got rid of him."
The words of the woman in front of him brought him back to reality, but Ye Wan was still a little dazed.He looked at the middle-aged woman in front of him who was elegant and luxurious, and the jewelry on her hands and neck could blind people's eyes. There was undisguised blankness in her eyes - he just fell asleep, how could he suddenly appear in front of her? In this quiet cafe, how about being breathed out by the woman in front of me?
"Heh, please make a price." The woman fiddled with the huge ruby on her ring, and a stench of copper from a rich man almost gushed out. She looked at Ye Wan sarcastically, and said bluntly: "How much, You can leave Zhou Xingyuan?"
Zhou Xingyuan? !Hearing this name, Ye Wan's pupils shrank slightly.
This name is so familiar, isn't it the name of the male protagonist in the stupid bedtime book his cousin gave him?Ye Wan still clearly remembered that the title of the book was "Conquer the Rich and Scumbag". At the beginning, Ye Wan felt that the title was stupid enough, so he didn't plan to read it.However, the cousin gave a rainbow fart, which made him really watch it when he was bored.
And he had to admit that although the title was a bit silly, the content was indeed a bit attractive.It tells the story of Zhou Xingyuan, a scumbag male protagonist who once lived among thousands of flowers, who was attracted by the popular female protagonist Xiang Mengyang in the entertainment industry, and then he took heart. There are various entanglements and various abuses in the middle, a full-fledged piece of dog blood.
And this book has not seen half of it, what leaves Ye Wan's deepest memory is that there is a cannon fodder in the book with the same name and surname as him, who is one of the male n numbers that the hero once had a romantic relationship with, and what is even more tragic is that his mother is a b*tch .
At that time, he suspected that his cousin was trying to scare him with this book, so he saw that the cannon fodder with the same name and surname as him was threatened by the hero's mother.
Could it be that an unbelievable thought came to Ye Wan's mind now, his eyes froze, and he looked straight at the middle-aged woman opposite: "You just said you would give me 1000 million?"
According to the plot in the book, this woman said so, shouldn't she fucking travel to this book?
When Ye Wan thought of this possibility, his face turned pale for a while, and at the same time, he keenly felt that a memory that did not belong to him was pouring in uncontrollably, buzzing and making his brain hurt.
"Yes, that's what I said." The woman looked at his pale face and felt that he was putting on airs, so she couldn't help sneering: "Didn't you just refuse just now? I advise you not to toast and eat." Fine wine, our Zhou family, cannot be provoked by a licentious person like you!"
Debauchery?Ye Wan was taken aback for a moment, and then thought that his identity in the book is a servant of Israel. It's so fucking inexplicable that such weird things in the book can make him do it, so we can't give him a little cool identity of!He actually turned into a fucking cannon fodder, a male number n, and a cowherd whose ass was raped by a man!
Looking at the current situation, I should be in the stage of being taken care of by the flirtatious hero.
Ye Wan endured the shock in his heart, recalled the plot of the book he hadn't finished, and without hesitation made a decision that was completely opposite to the original cannon fodder——
"Auntie, your son and I really love each other, but" he stared at the woman's furious eyes, and took the opportunity to make a request to maximize his benefits: "I need to pay more."
The woman obviously didn't expect him to say that, she couldn't help being stunned for a moment, and narrowed her eyes in doubt - when her son came to ask him to help him get rid of this little b, he clearly told her not to go too far, this Ye Wan She is soft-tempered and loves him so much that he is hopeless, so let her give him some money and have a better attitude to get rid of it, and it's worth it to have a fight with him.
Why is it different from what Zhou Xingyuan described now?The hopeless love he loves? 1000 million is not enough?Nonsense, clearly a young man with a big mouth!
"You," the woman's eyes suddenly darkened, and she asked a little harshly, "What do you want?"
Ye Wan is engaged in the legal profession, no matter how unbelievable the current scene is, or even the buzzing memories in his mind, he can at least maintain a superficial calmness and self-control, which he has cultivated over the years Occupational habits.
Also, how to maximize the immediate benefits.
"I agree to leave your son." Ye Wan thought for a while and said calmly, "2000 million."
"2000 million?!" She stood up angrily, her demeanor was gone, she saw him gnashing her teeth and said, "Are you still shameless? You are just a bitch in a nightclub. It doesn't matter if you are sick or not." I don’t know, how dare you open your mouth like a lion?!”
The pure and innocent little white flower who was forced to degenerate must have been deliberately lied to by that fellow Zhou Xingyuan!
"I'll go for a physical examination." Ye Wan accepted the suggestion, and nodded sincerely to her, but did not let go: "Auntie, laughing at the poor and not laughing at the prostitute, if your son and I have a legitimate relationship, it is you who you want to use now." Money separates us, you buy and I sell, my asking price is normal and reasonable. On the contrary, if I was adopted by your son, it would be easier to solve the problem, I will ask you to pay the price and you can solve the problem."
Although a lot of inexplicable memories flooded into his mind at once, Ye Wan, the love story with the heroine, has not figured out the reason now.He could only make a rational and objective analysis conclusion based on what he knew, and looked at the stunned woman solemnly, before making a final decision: "Do you have any objections?"
woman:""
Inexplicably, she had the illusion that she was negotiating conditions with the lawyer to sign the contract. Is this docile and well-behaved boy in front of her really a nightclub b?
Seeing that the woman didn't speak, Ye Wan couldn't help frowning slightly in doubt—although he only read half of the book, he remembered that the male protagonist in the book was a very, very rich existence.The male protagonist Shuangwen has always been the richest man in some xx city, spending money like water, does he care so much about a small 2000 million?
In fact, Ye Wan is very confused now, all his actions come from his professional sense, he doesn't have to ask for 2000 million, he just wants to take this opportunity to agree to the request of the hero's mother to cut off contact with the hero.
Ye Wan didn't read the second half of the book, so he could only figure out the plot - generally when the hero or heroine's mother breaks up, it's the time when the two get along best, and if they don't break up, they need their parents to intervene.
However, Zhou Xingyuan wanted to be with the heroine in the end!Besides, he is not gay, although the cannon fodder in the book confiscates money and resolutely guards love, but Ye Wan doesn't want to really continue to mess with a man.
Ye Wan felt that it would be easier for the male protagonist to leave him in disgust by charging a higher price brazenly.
With such calculations in mind, even if Ye Wan didn't intend to take the money, he still insisted on it.Since he was forced to come to this book, he had to settle down as soon as he came, and it was useless to cry.As cannon fodder, if he wants to live well in an illogical novel, he must first stay away from the hero and heroine, and live out of himself.
"You're a smart talker." After a long while, a sneer appeared on the feminine pale face, and he simply took out a card and threw it to Ye Wan, whispered a series of passwords, and then humiliated him with a sneer: "This way Qiaokou and cheeks are indeed for sale, they can fool men. Take the money and go away, and never appear in front of my son again. "
"Thank you." Ye Wan accepted it, and even thanked him politely, but when the woman was about to get up to leave, he still asked cautiously: "What if Zhou Xingyuan came to see me again?"
The woman paused, and then she seemed to have heard some extremely unreasonable joke, and turned her face to stare at Ye Wan with a distorted face: "Zhou Xingyuan will come to you again? Little bitch, you are dreaming!"
Ye Wan was silent for a moment, ignoring the woman's dirty words, but nodded reassuringly: "Then I can rest assured."
woman:""
"Please rest assured." Ye Wan also stood up, and said very sincerely: "Since I have received your money, I will definitely do my job properly. If there is a one-ten-thousandth chance that he will come to me, I will take him Call away, do you have any objections?"
The woman's fingers holding the purse couldn't help tightening, not knowing what to say.
There were not many people in the quiet cafe, and a man sitting not far away heard the whole conversation, and couldn't help but chuckled at this point, and the leaked voice immediately attracted the attention of two people.
Ye Wan followed the voice and looked over, couldn't help being slightly taken aback.
Sitting on that table was a man with an overly handsome appearance. He was dressed cleanly and decently, and there was a pair of rimless glasses on the bridge of his nose, which looked refined.
To make such a bookish man laugh, the conversation between him and Zhou Xingyuan's mother must have been too unpleasant.
Ye Wan suddenly felt a little embarrassed, hurriedly nodded to the woman who was only staring at him, and hurriedly left the cafe.
"Cheng Xi." The woman stared at Ye Wan's leaving back for a long time before she turned her head angrily: "What do you mean by that guy?"
"Aunt." The man who laughed just now was the one she asked. Xu Chengxi tapped the table with his slender fingers, and also looked at the door of the cafe. A meaningful smile flashed in his obsidian pupils: "You Regardless of his attitude, isn't the result exactly what you want?"
That's true, but why do you still feel so uncomfortable with this play?The woman frowned slightly depressed, then let out a sigh of relief after a while, and didn't care about it.
"Then Chengxi, tell Xingyuan, Auntie has an appointment at the mall."
"Okay, Auntie." Xu Chengxi agreed without saying a word, smiling like a spring breeze.
After she left, Xu Chengxi was still thinking about how the usually soft and weak little white Hua Yewan was so eloquent and clear in a place where his buddies couldn't see.Then he called Zhou Xingyuan slowly——
"Cheng Xi." The other side answered in seconds, and Zhou Xingyuan's slightly anxious voice came: "What's the matter? Did my mother handle him?"
"As you wish." Xu Chengxi's voice was faint, and no emotion could be heard: "Congratulations, you got rid of him."
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