Breaking Through the Clouds

It is impossible to do it in South Africa. First of all, it does not meet Yan Mao's requirements for "not too hot"-"Team Jiang is delicate and tender and does not bear the heat. If the temperature is higher than 25, he will be in danger of turning into a puddle of water." , It will be difficult to solidify him and knead him into a human form."

Miss Secretary: "...is there any other place in this world where the highest temperature does not exceed 25 in early August in midsummer?"

Yes, country A in the southern hemisphere.

This city, which was unfortunately selected by Yan Xie at a glance and selected by the screen, is said to be among the best in the world in light conditions and air quality, with good social security, simple and friendly residents, and extremely open folk customs-the same-sex marriage law has just been passed.The surrounding area of ​​the city is close to the ocean and famous natural attractions, which means that Deputy Director Wei can not only realize his long-standing dream of sea fishing, but even go fishing by boat; the proportion of local Chinese is quite high, and he can speak Chinese directly in many places. Any communication barriers.

Even better, although it is in the out-of-season southern hemisphere, the daytime in early August reaches a maximum of [-] degrees Celsius, with plenty of sunshine, blue sky, and excellent greenery, fully satisfying the dreams of all literary girls in Yan Mao.

"How wonderful," Yan Yan said when boarding the plane, "after retirement, let's go to this city to retire!"

Twelve hours later, the plane landed in this extremely southern city. As soon as the hatch door opened, the cold wind from the Antarctic glacier's sweeping ocean current instantly filled the cabin, pushing Yan Mao back three steps abruptly.

"Go and take care of yourself!" Jiang Ting hunched over and trembled, hiding behind Yan Mao's broad shoulders, and roared in the strong wind, "I'll stay in Gongzhou to eat hotpot!"

Yan Yan had thousands of choices, but he did not expect that the only shortcoming of this city known as "the most livable in the world" is that it has to face the ice and snow storms from Antarctica every year. Even applying three kilograms of hair gel can't stop the hair from standing on end.

Yan Xie grabbed Jiang Ting by the collar and shouted: "Marry a chicken as a chicken, marry a dog as a dog!" Then he wrapped Dui Hulu Jiang in his arms and walked away step by step against the howling cold wind at the airport.

Regarding the scale of the wedding, Jiang Ting's idea is relatively conservative: it's okay for the two of us to live our lives behind closed doors, and you can have a sense of ceremony if you want, but it's not appropriate to make a big fanfare and mobilize the crowd. Otherwise, it would be embarrassing to spread the word What do you think?

But Yan Xi felt that since we didn't steal or rob or break the law, it was my personal freedom to do whatever I wanted with the wedding.The most important moment in a person's life, shouldn't I focus on my own happiness, why care about other people's eyes?

Jiang Ting has a delicate and complicated attitude towards Yan Mao, but he is also embarrassed to say it, and he himself will not admit it to death-so it is easier to give in to Yan Mao's opinions in daily life.Faced with Yan Xie's insistence, he was like a man who accompanied his wife to go shopping and swipe his credit card to go shopping. It was discovered that the small-scale ceremony with thirty or forty people was agreed, and the number of guests in the end more than doubled.

"Can this be my fault?" Yan Xie folded his arms, [-] yuan, sitting on the big bed in the hotel suite with his thighs crossed and shaking his feet: "How many old bachelors like me are left? Then They just attended the wedding, can they come without their wives and children? In the final analysis, it is not to blame that you agreed to get married too late?"

Jiang Ting: "..."

Indeed, as Yan Xie said, the total number of guests is thirty or forty, absolutely unstoppable.Even though the Yan family didn't notify any old friends in the business field, and only close relatives came, the Jianning City Bureau must invite people from top to bottom: Bureau Lu, Deputy Bureau Wei, Yu Zhu, Fang Zhenghong , Gou Li, Huang Xing, the criminal investigation detachment up and down with their families, several familiar deputy bureau political commissar directors and directors, etc... Some come and some don’t, but whenever they come, they always bring their wives and children with them Anyway, Yan Xie’s family can charter a flight if they have money, and everyone agrees that it’s a fool not to take advantage of the advantages.

In addition to the colleagues from the city bureau who received the invitation, there was also Captain Kang Shuqiang from the special police brigade next door who finally got up from the hospital bed ("My surname is Yan, tell you that I will never go on missions with you again! You are What a disaster!!" "Damn it, it's none of my business, isn't it all the fault of that surname Wen, can I treat you to dinner later?!"), Yang Mei from her natal family ("Brother Jiang, I Brother Jiang! The cabbage I raised so hard!!..." "Yang, you are reasonable. I am the only one who waters and fertilizes this cabbage, eliminates insects and pests, what are you complaining about?" ?!"), and Jiang Ting's few comrades who are still alive.

These comrades-in-arms must be invited. Almost all of the anti-narcotics police officers who had the closest relationship with Jiang Ting in the Second Detachment died after the 1009 explosion. Lying on the hospital bed for more than half a year.Even though they beat him to death, they did not want to believe that Jiang Ting was a black policeman, but because they were usually close to Jiang Ting, they were subjected to strict scrutiny and unfair treatment afterwards, and finally had to change jobs or sink to the police station. The situation was quite rough.

After the anti-drug operation in Yaoshan, the Ministry of Public Security strictly investigated the 1009 case, and a group of bureau-level officials were dismissed, while the anti-drug police officers of the second detachment who were wronged in the past were rehabilitated one after another.Some of these people were still willing to stay in the police, and they all received belated meritorious service and commendations, and were brought back to the City Bureau Headquarters; some were disheartened by the Gongzhou system, and they all followed Jiang Ting and his family. After moving to Jianning, Bureau Lu urged the Provincial Public Security Bureau to accept the files of these people.

In fact, they will live more comfortably in Jianning. In any case, the climate, housing prices, wages and benefits are much better than those in Gongzhou, and their professional titles are promoted faster.

In this way, after all the calculations, the total number of people at the wedding exceeded [-], plus the on-site staff broke through [-].

Jiang Ting defended feebly: "Actually, I'm mainly afraid that the wedding expenses will be too high..."

Yan Yan said: "Oh, don't look for a reason. The money that our consultant Jiang contributed to the medical cause of the motherland is enough to hold ten weddings. You, a big Buddha, as long as you take good care of your precious body, everyone in the criminal investigation detachment will be fine. Burning incense...Come to sleep and give me a cuddle! Don't run away! You have to get up early in the morning!"

·

On the day of the wedding, Yan Yan could sleep until [-] o'clock in the morning, but Jiang Ting had to get up at [-] o'clock in the morning - because Ms. Zeng Cuicui's royal make-up artist, after a strict assessment, said that the new Mrs. Shaodong's face was pale, her lips were gray, and the ends of her hair Slightly dry, the overall generalization is a sick look. If you don't wear makeup, the effect will be very tragic when the photos are taken.

The word sickness scared Ms. Zeng Cuicui, and forced Jiang Ting to drink red date soup for a month before leaving for country A, but even so he still did not escape the clutches of the make-up artist—Magic の Palm.

"Why don't you trim these eyebrows? After trimming, I will add two strokes to the tip of the eyebrows. Don't you see that the shape of the eyebrows will come out like this? The shadow of the nose should also be shaved. If you don't shaved it, the shape of the nose will not show. Although the bridge of the nose of the handsome guy is already very thick It’s pretty cool, but the effect is still different when you take a photo... Don’t hide! The inner eyeliner is drawn! It will poke into the eyeball later! Oh, handsome man, look at your hands, how can you not trim your nails, how can you not maintain your skin, on the palm of your hand Why so many calluses? Don’t you know that hands are our second faces?”

It was daylight outside the window, and Jiang stopped in the big makeup chair outside the hotel suite, with an expression as if his soul had gone out of his body, "...that's a gun cocoon."

The make-up artist with flaming red lips and voluptuous body—Jamie de Douglas Li Baozhu—held Jiang Ting's hands and said solemnly: "Our handsome guys' hands need to be taken care of, they are different from those stinky men's hands. !"

Ms. Zeng Cuicui nodded in deep agreement while struggling to look through the closet.

"Ouch! Mom!" Yan Xie yawned and opened the bedroom door. She was startled immediately, and wrapped her towel in a hurry: "Why are you here?"

boom--!

The mountain of cloth in Yan's mother's arms was poured on the sofa, and the corners of her brows and eyes couldn't hide her joy: "I'll come~ dress up~ stop~"

Miracle was paralyzed in the big makeup chair, his eyes were empty, his expression was detached, as if he was about to sacrifice his body to the very excited Ms. Zeng Cuicui as a figurine in the next second, and then flew up immediately.

"Wait, Mom," Yan Yan suddenly realized something was wrong, "Didn't you agree that I would wear black and stop wearing white? Mom, what is this in your hand?"

Mother Yan looked innocent, holding a set of dark green, sapphire blue, and wine red dress jackets in her arms, and dozens of matching square scarves of various colors piled up on the sofa, saying: "Oh, I asked the craftsmen to make more A few sets, try every time you want, if the effect is good, you can change a dress every hour at the wedding, otherwise it will be so monotonous to wear white all the time."

Yan Yan: "..."

Yan's mother picked up the emerald green velvet dress jacket and compared it to Jiang Ting's body, her eyes gleamed with sincere joy and satisfaction: "Look at this color palette, this tailoring, and how well this skin complements. If it weren't for your mother, I would have been so early in the morning." You have worked so hard to help Tingting put on makeup for two hours, but you have to take pictures today—”

Yan Xie looked at Jiang Ting, and before he could blurt out the sentence "But he doesn't look like he's changed" that could be selected as the Top 21 of the 1st Century Straight Men's Golden Sentence List, he suddenly saw Jiang Ting meet his gaze, and his eyes suddenly flashed There was a light of joy like being saved.

Yan Yan: "?"

Jiang Ting grabbed his hand, Li Yu straightened up, and pushed Yan Xie back into the makeup chair, saying firmly, "Auntie, don't worry about what clothes I'm wearing, Yan Xie's makeup hasn't been put on yet!"

Yan Yan: "?!"

"Eyebrows, hair, facial mask, inner eyeliner, finger cutting... Nail care," Jiang Ting held Yan Xie's chin with one hand and gestured to Yan's mother with one hand, his posture seemed very professional: "And look at his teeth, he smokes so much, The calluses on your hands are rough, you should deal with him quickly, otherwise it will be too late for the wedding to begin!"

Yan Yan: "What? What are you talking about? I'm a gun cocoon!"

Poor and defenseless Yan Yan finally realized that a danger that he had never experienced in his life for more than 30 years was approaching rapidly. Yan Wukong pressed firmly under the dressing table.

"...Jiang Ting?!" Yan Yan couldn't believe it: "You just sold your husband? Where are you going?! You come back to me—"

Yan's mother grabbed her son: "Don't move! Put away your clothes first, let me see your teeth! Xiao Li, bring the tooth cleaner!"

Teacher Jamie: "Hey~ah~"

"I... I'm going to have breakfast." Jiang Ting hurriedly dropped a sentence, not daring to face Yan Xie's shocked and accusing eyes, and slipped away with oil on the soles of his feet.

Eleven in the morning.

"Here comes the bride—"

The door burst open, and Ma Xiang, Gou Li, Yang Mei, Han Xiaomei, Gao Panqing and a group of bastards who were not afraid of death, were so happy that they broke into the suite without singing or dancing.In the crowd, Ma Xiang's voice, fearing that the world would not be chaotic, was particularly loud, and said: "Sister Meimei, don't believe me, I know that Advisor Jiang has to wear a wedding dress today, and maybe he has to paint his eyebrows and put on rouge. Can't wait to see him... Eh? Brother Yan?!"

In the outer room of the suite, Yan Yan, who was ready to go, was pressed by Yan's mother on one side of his face, and the other side was tightly squeezed on the table. Teacher Jamie's approaching black pen tip was reflected in his pupils, and he shouted hoarsely: "Don't draw me inside Eyeliner——! Mom! I’m going to leave a psychological shadow! Mom!!”

Yan's mother pressed her son's ear: "No! Okay! You have to paint after you stop painting! After painting, you have big eyes for taking pictures! Be obedient!!"

Ma Xiang: "..."

Yan Yan: "..."

Everyone: "..."

The dressing room fell into a brief and eerie silence. During those two seconds, Yan Xie suddenly burst out with a strong desire to survive. He rushed out the door in a hurry.

"Where are you going? Come back to me!" Yan's mother chased out the door, crying and laughing: "The eyeliner is only half drawn, shame on you big eyes!"

At the end of the corridor of the hotel, Yan Yan's begging for mercy echoed: "I'll go get Jiang Ting back for you to play with!..." Then he jumped into the elevator and disappeared.

Ms. Zeng Cuicui said angrily: "A dog bites Lu Dongbin, you don't know a good heart!" After that, she had no choice but to go back to the house angrily, and went to entertain Ma Xiang and Han Xiaomei's gang of "bride-welcoming" bastards from the city bureau.

At the same moment, in the sauna room of the hotel, Bureau Lu was in the billowing white mist:

"Ah-tch!!"

Deputy Director Wei couldn't dodge in time, and almost got sprayed in the face, and quickly moved away: "What are you doing, old Lu, you have a cold?"

"I don't know," Lu Ju rubbed his nose inexplicably, and then smiled again: "Who knows if some old policeman from the Ministry of Public Security is talking behind his back about your handsome, unrestrained and suave old brother and me."

"Hey, you're so self-indulgent..." Deputy Director Wei snorted, and the two continued to spread their towels lazily on the stone slab, each wearing a head with worrying hair and a general belly that could not be ignored, racing against time to enjoy the official start of the wedding previous leisure time.

It just so happened that the rest of the team passed by outside. Seeing this scene through the glass, they turned their heads in horror.

·

Where is Jiang stopped?

Jiang Ting nestled comfortably on the sofa in the deepest part of the coffee shop in the hotel lobby.

Yan Yan finally escaped from Mr. Jamie's clutches, so he went downstairs to find something to eat, when he saw a black hair on the back of the sofa from a long distance away, his anger surged from his heart to his guts, and he made three steps in two He rushed up, grabbed Jiang Dui's innocent ears from behind, and said, "Did you draw the - eye - line -?!"

"Damn it!" Jiang Ting was shocked, and almost threw away the pen and paper, and quickly covered it with Lu Ju's signed edition of the book.

However, Yan Yan had sharp eyes and quick hands, and stood behind the sofa and stretched out his hand to hold him down: "Don't move! Show me! What are you doing? Who are you secretly writing a love letter to?"

Jiang Ting couldn't help but laugh: "It's not finished yet, let go, I'll order you a sandwich..."

"Don't eat! Show me quickly, what is this? Red crayon?"

The two wrestled for a while, like kindergarten children robbing toys, one insisted on wanting one, and the other waiter would give him a friendly (and gossip) smile as they passed by.Finally, Jiang Ting couldn't hold it anymore, and stuffed a pen and paper into Yan Mo's arms with a flushed face: "Look, look, you are really..."

Yan Xie was full of interest, she snatched to take a closer look, and was immediately stunned.

It was two pieces of paper painted red and stacked, with three characters written on it, marriage certificate.

These two extremely simple "marriage certificates", but the inner pages are very finely drawn, even the patterns on the header of the paper are not bad.The two lifelike villains leaned head to head, their eyes, nose and mouth looked like the real master, "Yan Mo" on the left had two thick sword eyebrows, staring seriously with big eyes; "Jiang Ting" on the right had a smile on his mouth, The match stick arm is also compared with two fingers, making a V shape.

The certificate holder, registration date, and ID number are all available, and the marriage certificate number was compiled on the spot by Jiang Ting's inspiration from somewhere.

Yan Yan froze in place.

"If you have nothing to do, just..." Jiang Ting covered half of his face with a steaming mug, only showing a pair of crooked eyes, and said with a smile, "Isn't your drawing skills good? I used to practice drawing suspects when I was working on a case." , isn't it very similar?"

Yan Xie was silent for a while, then gestured to Jiang Ting's V-shaped gesture on the picture, and asked, "What does this mean, victory?"

"Victory."

"Win what?"

There was a smile in Jiang Ting's eyes, "I didn't spend a single penny, and successfully defrauded you, a handsome guy with a salary of [-] yuan, so why don't you make me feel proud?"

Yan Xie couldn't hide the curve of her mouth anymore, but she still tried to keep a straight face: "That's not right."

"What's wrong?"

Yan Yan laughed, picked up a pen without any explanation, and drew an upside-down symbol on the head portraits of the two marriage certificates, and then flicked the paper to teach: "I am the husband! The husband is on the left, bullying me for not being married I don't know, do I?"

Jiang Ting laughed and cursed crazy, and stretched out his hand to snatch it, but Yan Yan forced him back to the sofa, then put his heavy chin on top of his head, and shook the two pieces of red paper: "I keep mine, I will keep yours too." He carefully folded the two marriage certificates and stuffed them into his arms, pressing his chin on Jiang Ting's head, and said solemnly: "Divorce is not possible, divorce is not allowed, there is no such thing as divorce. You The marriage certificate I made by myself will be responsible to me for the rest of my life.”

Jiang Ting laughed uncontrollably, Yan Xie stretched out his hand to hook him into his arms, and pressed a deep kiss on his forehead from top to bottom.

The sun shines through the floor-to-ceiling windows, shining golden on the deck, and reflecting in their eyes staring at each other.Yan Xie saw his own shadow in Jiang Ting's deep pupils, and suddenly he didn't know how many feelings came to his heart, sweetness in his heartache, and numbness in intoxication, he couldn't help whispering: "Jiang Ting..."

"Yan Xi."

"?"

A strange expression of suppressing a smile slowly appeared on Jiang Ting's face, and he said, "You only have half of your eyeliner drawn."

Yan Yan: "..."

"Your big and small eyes are very obvious. Is it okay? How about I wait for you to go back and touch up your makeup first?"

Before Yan Xie's pledge of eternal love could be uttered, he was hit head-on by tons of heavy blows, so he had to go upstairs in despair amid Jiang Ting's out-of-control laughter, and obediently went to touch up his makeup.

Weibo episode

【"The Most Cowardly Moment"】

In order to publish the short episode of V in the third phase of Poyun radio drama, let us turn the time back to the beginning of the story——

"When Qin Chuan was the most cowardly?" Yan Xie frowned and rubbed his chin, suddenly remembered something, and laughed wildly: "Yes, of course I did! Not long after we were admitted to the city bureau, one day we went to the countryside to catch fugitives. In the middle of the night, when I was about to return to the city, the police car suddenly stopped moving when it came to a cemetery. Take a closer look at this kid shivering and shrinking under the seat, hahahahaha..."

"And then what about Team Yan?"

"Oh, later I posted a post on the public security intranet forum to ask for help. A senior online named Tingting gave advice online, saying that ghosts are afraid of righteousness, and that it would be fine to shoot the sky with a police gun that has seen blood. Hey, what do you think? In the middle of the night, I don't know which policewoman is still on duty, saving my buddies in dire straits, she is kind and enthusiastic, just by the name, she must be a beauty, and I don't know if I will meet for a meal in the future Poetry talks about the distance..."

"Yan Yan?" Qin Chuan pushed his glasses, his face full of indifference.jpg: "When I first entered the city bureau, I was overly excited about the mission. I ignored the crazy blockade of the command center, chased the prisoner and jumped over the wall, and ended up with the prisoner. Qiqi fell into the cesspool dug by the villagers and had to soak in the river for two hours before climbing up with a sad face, does that count?"

"And what about Deputy Qin?"

"Oh, of course the prisoner was caught later. But because Yan Yan took a cold bath for two hours, we had no choice but to leave for the city in the middle of the night. Suddenly, the police car stopped at the edge of the random graveyard. The boy surnamed Yan The smell is so overwhelming, it forced me to crawl under the seat, damn it, he still has the time to smoke while surfing the Internet..."

"When I was the most cowardly?" Jiang Ting said in amazement. I made a bet with Bureau Yue on whether I could successfully complete the task with zero mistakes. As a result, the scumbag who came out of nowhere during the arrest operation, regardless of me yelling desperately in the walkie-talkie, chased the prisoner and jumped into the septic behind the wall The pool...almost threw the prisoner into the pool and drowned..."

"And then Team Jiang?"

"Oh, then I lost the bet, and the Bureau of Yue punished me for changing my username on the intranet forum to Tingting. As a result, I misled many male policemen to confess their love through private messages. It is an unbearable shame in my life. What, you ask me What do you think of that stunned young man back then? I have no opinion, if possible, I would never think of him again, I wish him never to find a girlfriend, thank you for being single for the rest of his life..."

【"A short sentence without an update day"】

During the World Cup, Deputy Yan's detachment successfully obtained a new BMW with his perfect gambling genius, which was greatly appreciated by Lu Bureau, and the Jianning City Public Security Bureau took it for granted.Specifically, he does this:

First round--

"Wait!" Yan Yan sat in front of the computer confidently: "My husband will earn you tea and snack money for the rest of your life!"

Jiang Ting held the thermos cup expectantly: "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!"

Argentina vs Iceland, Yan Xi paid a lot of money to buy the Pampas Eagles.

second round--

"Wait!" Yan Yan sat in front of the computer thinking deeply: "My husband will definitely earn you tea and snack money for the next ten years this time!"

Jiang Ting hugged the thermos cup encouragingly: "Mmmmmm!"

Germany vs Mexico, Yan Xi paid a lot of money to buy a German chariot.

The third game -

"It must be fine this time!" Yan Yan gritted his teeth and sat in front of the computer: "Everything my husband says will make you a couple, just wait and see!"

Jiang Ting hugged the empty thermos cup: "...Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)

Brazil vs Switzerland, Yan Xi paid a lot of money to buy the Samba Army.

Yan Yan: "..."

Yan Xie used the funds originally planned to buy a Bugatti Veyron to celebrate a new BMW, and received a tube of Tieguanyin and two cages of egg yolk rice dumplings as a gift from the 4S shop.

"Hello, Director Lu?" Jiang Tingduan sat on the sofa and made a phone call, "Last time, the Provincial Police Academy entrusted you to invite me to teach...yes, yes, there is no way. A man has to make money to support his family, right? ...What do you ask Yan Xie? Oh, Yan Xie is fine, he just bought a new BMW after gambling today...Okay, I will report tomorrow, bye."

【】

Jiang Ting: Yan Yan is poisonous

Chu Ci: What's wrong?calm down!

Jiang Ting: I asked him, why is he so happy to vote for me, even if everyone makes a fuss about it?

Jiang Ting: Could it be that I did the poisoning? I was obviously with Yang Mei at the time?

Chu Ci: ...

Jiang Ting: Then it was as if a switch deep in his soul was turned on, and Yan Xie suddenly got into his heart, and he sang at home affectionately and repeatedly all night. The perfume is poisonous

Chu Ci: ……………

Jiang Ting: So the bgm that the production crew assigned to Spade K was young and beautiful, and it was Yan Xi's turn that the perfume was poisonous? !I don't agree!

[Yan Mo's deep, moving and magnetic singing voice came from the background of the call: "You smell of her perfume, it's my nose's fault, I shouldn't have smelled her beauty, wipe everything off and sleep with you..."]

Chu Gong received a [-]-point soul crit

Chu Gong hung up the phone.

【"Short paragraph without update day"】

After Yan, the deputy head of the detachment, was sloppy and soft-faced, and got involved in the anti-drug operation in Yaoshan, Bureau Lu endured Ms. Zeng Cuicui's gaze from afar for 24 hours, and felt a lot of pressure.After thinking about it, Lu Ju thought that the only flaw in his superb acting skills was the pink face towel, so he used his screenwriting skills to travel back to the beginning of the fourth volume. Facing the assortment of towel racks.

Jiang Ting: Don't mess it up this time, if Yan Yan finds out again, this undercover father will quit.

Director Lu: Don’t worry, leave it to me Y(^o^)Y

A few days later, Lu Ju's study.

"Because you are the one who used bleach to clean the blood stains in the bathroom." Yan Yusen said coldly, "Jiang Ting will not mistake my hand towel for a rag."

"You are a man in his 30s, and you still use a gray rag embroidered with ponies and letters to wipe your hands?!"

"That's a limited-edition fringed towel made by X Mashi vvvip, worth 3XXXX yuan, and their logo is hand-embroidered."

Director Lu: "..."

Myanmar set.

Jiang Ting slammed the syringe on Spade K's face, turned his head and walked away: "No more, no more, this starring role will be whoever you like, go home and eat your husband..."

[When Han Yue celebrates his birthday]

Chu Gong published a heavyweight paper, which grandly listed Han Yue as the second author

Han Yue humbly accepted the jealous congratulations from Pei Zhiren Jiayuan and others.

When Zhou Rong celebrates his birthday

With a submachine gun in his hand, Si Nan chugs a bunch of zombies, removes dozens of boxes of unopened Zhonghua cigarettes, and drives a truck back to the camp

Zhou Rong humbly accepted the jealous congratulations from Yan Hao, Guo Weixiang and others.

When Zhou Hui celebrates his birthday

King Fenghuang Ming carefully selected his most beautiful tail feather, and regardless of the crying of the peacock king, he forcibly pulled out the tail feather of the peacock and the tail feather of the golden-winged roc, and made them into gorgeous and splendid giant decorations and gave them to Zhou Hui

Zhou Hui humbly accepted the jealous congratulations from Zhang Shun, Yu Jingzhong and others.

when it was heinrich's birthday

The marshal tore up the request for unilateral trade preferences from the empire, and held a large-scale military exercise on the border of the empire to celebrate the emperor's birthday

when celia had her birthday

The emperor categorically rejected the alliance's request to purchase the latest mecha, and detonated an electromagnetic nuclear bomb on the alliance border to celebrate the marshal's birthday

(The next day, the New Fontainebleau Palace held a press conference, solemnly protesting and condemning the rumors from all planets in the Milky Way that the emperor knelt on the washboard for most of the night last night.)

When Yan Xi celebrates her birthday

Yan Xi forced Jiang Ting to send him over as a gift

When Jiang Ting celebrates his birthday

Yan Yan forcibly sent herself over as a gift

Yan Yan humbly accepted the jealous congratulations from all directions, while Jiang Ting said that the two birthdays were very tired and tired, not very happy

【Lu Yu X Amusement Store】

Zhou Hui, as an undisciplined, unorganized and undisciplined national civil servant, happily bought, bought, bought, bought, bought, bought, bought, bought, bought, bought, bought, bought, bought, bought, bought, bought, bought, bought, bought back home with a big bag in his arms.

Zhou Rong, as a purely voluntary civil servant with no government and no organization in the post-apocalyptic world, happily chugs a bunch of zombies and goes home with a big bag in his arms.

Yan Xie, as a very rich, very rich, very rich national civil servant, couldn't help swallowing, and just about to push the door to enter the store, Han Yue firmly held him back: "Brother dei, listen to me!! If you After buying and using it, Poyun will be cut in half tomorrow!!"

Then Yan Yan watched helplessly as Han Yue finished paying the bill, and happily walked away with a big bag of sex toys.

Team Jiang: [laughing]

【About alcohol and tobacco】

Phoenix King: I can try anything.

Crown Prince Hilda: I've tried everything.

Marshal Celia: You can drink a little wine, but don’t smoke. We must set a good example for the young people on all planets in the Milky Way!

Chu Gong: I don’t touch anything, unless I’m tired of living and want to die early...

Yang Jiu: Me, me, I can do anything! (He was taken away by fellow patient Chu Gong with a tea mug and educated for two hours)

Si Xiaonan: Hey~ It’s not sweet~ (Who is that guy on the battlefield who chews tobacco?)

Ye Shisan: Give me a biscuit, give me a biscuit, give me a biscuit, I want a biscuit, a biscuit, a biscuit... (Sinan hurriedly slipped away with his sugar jar)

Fang Jin: &￥%@%&... (covered in a big scarf and speechless)

Jiang Ting: Has Chu Ci left? Yan Yan, give me a cigarette, hurry up!