walk 2 ghosts

Ah Bao didn't take this matter to heart, read the rest of the message, and replied "everything is fine" to his father by the way.Dad replied quickly, asking when he would be home.

Ah Bao has a headache when he thinks of the unresolved Qilin.

Having met the god Tu Shangyu, he no longer has illusions about the etiquette and blessings of the gods and beasts.If there is a disagreement, they will hit their hometown. No matter how strong the island of his family is, it will not be able to withstand repeated devastation.

For the sake of real estate, Abao can only say that his business is too good and he has no time recently.

Dad Ding sighed with emotion that there are many people in need of help outside, so he immediately stopped worrying about whether his son would go home or not, and hurriedly ran to do good deeds.

After a short greeting, finally came the critical moment to open the underworld.

Each faction stands in a "U" shape, enclosing Ah Bao in the center, and the opening is reserved for the entrance to the underworld.Yin Xuan stood not far behind Ah Bao, ready to support him at any time.

It is rare to "perform" in public, and Ah Bao is a little nervous.

Sima Qing said bitterly: "Just pretend that I'm having a concert."

A Bao said, "Isn't that more nervous?"

Sima Qing said bitterly: "All they get are free tickets."

……

Ah Bao looked at the serious faces all around, and said, "I want to laugh."

Sima Qing said bitterly: "I can beat you to tears."

A Bao pulled over Yinxuan.

Sima Qingku immediately showed an amiable smile: "I can, but I won't fight."

Everything is ready, Ah Bao chanted the mantra.

The entrance to the underworld slowly opened.

The ghosts lined up began to walk in one by one.Abao and Yinxuan walked in the front, leading the way.

After walking for less than 1 minute, I arrived at the place where Ah Bao usually emits evil spirits, but it is still a long way from the real hell.It's definitely not okay to leave the ghost here, so you have to move on.

According to the basic reference book, Diao Yu drew a rough map, and 500 meters ahead, there should be a real gate of the underworld, where there are ghost messengers to meet - under normal circumstances.

But at this moment, Ah Bao is not sure.

The mighty army of ghosts looks like elementary school students on a spring outing, looking around from time to time.

Ah Bao heard them muttering about this and that in the back. This one said that the underworld is different from the one in the legend, and there are no torture tools. The other said that it is the 21st century, and the road to the underworld is still full of potholes. There are no asphalt roads, which shows that funds are also very tight.

Ah Bao listened, but slowed down and joined their chatting team.

"Where do you want to reincarnate?"

The ghost who was asked said expectantly: "I want to be Shen Yuan's daughter. He hugs me and coaxes me to sleep every night... I laugh with me when I am happy, and eat with me when I am sad. Thinking about it makes me happy." .he he he he he……"

A Bao looked at the tall and thick man in front of him with a complicated expression: "What happened to you in your life?"

The strong man ghost circled around in circles: "Actually, she is King Kong Barbie! She is blingbling and pinkpink in her heart! Shen Shenyuan is the most in line with my fantasy, tall and cute. When he is his daughter, he can inherit his genes."

Ah Bao said: "Hold on, and you will surely have a good pregnancy in your next life." If I remember correctly, Sixi also liked Shen Yuan a lot back then.

Walked and chatted, and soon arrived at the real gate of the underworld.

This gate is quite in line with most people's imagination.It is more than 30 meters high and more than ten meters wide. People standing under it look very small.

The door is closed.

A Bao stepped forward curiously and pushed it, and it opened.

Abao praised: "The door hinge is really good." Such a big door can be pushed effortlessly, and it doesn't have the necessary sound effect of the old door.

All the ghosts and everyone studied the lines on the door.

Auspicious clouds, auspicious beasts, the sun, the moon and the stars...however you look at them, they are very sunny.

The strong ghost was very disgusted: "This design is not a ghost at all."

A Bao asked curiously: "Then, in your opinion, what kind of design is hellish?"

The strong man ghost had a well-thought-out plan, and he said eloquently: "Since it is the underworld, the main color must be black, and the dark gold line is used to show the dignity. The door should be embossed, the pattern... It doesn't have to be torture tools, but some powerful ones." A nice weapon would be nice. Gem-encrusted gloves, for example."

……

This weapon looks familiar.

Abao nodded: "Your proposal is good, and you can contact Disney to sell the merchandise."

The tourists were too loose, and finally the leader couldn't stand it anymore and came out to maintain order.

The factions discussed and decided to send people into the underworld to investigate the situation.After all, it is the duty of the underworld to take in ghosts, and they have done their best to deliver the goods to the door.

No matter how the other members of the pathfinding team arranged, the team leader and deputy team leaders must be Abao and Yinxuan.

Abao chose Sima Qingku, Pan Zhe and Tan Muen.

The reason is very simple:

Pan Zhe is in charge of writing, Tan Muen is in charge of martial arts, and Sima Qingku is a related household.

Ah Bao poked his head in through the crack of the door. It was gray inside, as if there was light, but no light source could be seen.He was about to walk in, when Yin Xuan dodged and walked in front of him.

A Bao grabbed his sleeve subconsciously, Yin Xuan held his hand backhand.

The two walked hand in hand.

Sima Qingku "tsk tsk" from behind.

Tan Muen seemed to be used to it, and followed him indifferently, but Pan Zhe stopped for a while and turned to look at Sima Qingku.

Sima Qingku seemed to be bristling with hair all over his body: "What are you looking at?"

Pan Zhe said, "If you want to hold hands..."

Sima Qingku immediately put both hands in his trouser pockets, and deliberately shook his feet: "Don't even think about it."

Pan Zhe said: "I just want to remind you that you are 39 years old and have a romantic disaster."

Sima Qingku snorted coldly: "I want you to take care of it." While silently counting which opposite sexes he met this year.

Yinxuan and Abao walked for a while, and suddenly heard the sound of "jingle jingle" in the air.

They hurriedly stopped their steps and guarded their surroundings.

A strange wind was blowing from the front, and in the blink of an eye, two ghosts suddenly appeared in front of them.

The two big forks were placed ten centimeters in front of Yinxuan's chest, and the ghost messenger said in a bad tone, "Who are you? How dare you trespass on the underworld!"

Abao pushed Sima Qingkuan to explain.

Sima Qingku said that the world was full of ghosts, so he had to send a batch in.

The ghost guard's expression immediately changed: "How did you get in? The underworld is obviously closed."

Sima Qingku pushed Abao out again, and introduced him as the corpse handsome who would come in regularly every month to discharge evil spirits.

"Corpse Handsome" is also well-known in the underworld, and the ghost messenger's expression softened: "No matter what, it's wrong for you to come in without authorization. Since you are the first offender, let's forget this time. But the underworld is closed, no matter whether it is a person or a ghost, you can't come in." .You go back wherever you came from."

Ah Bao asked suspiciously, "You don't even accept delivery?"

The ghost messenger finally gave him some face and said, "It's not up to us to decide. The above said so, we can only do this. You go away, we have to go to other places to clean up the mess."

Just as the two ghost messengers were about to leave, Yin Xuan stuck him with a fixed body talisman.

Guicha's eyeballs rolled around several times, and the amulet trembled slightly.A ghost messenger was able to speak: "Presumptuous! Even if you are Shi Shuai's friend, you can't play wild in the underworld!"

Ah Bao said, "Correct me, I'm not a friend."

The ghost guard breathed a sigh of relief: "Bastard, you are so bold and arrogant! Why don't you let us go!"

Ah Bao said, "It's a boyfriend."

The ghost caught his breath in his throat, as if he couldn't open his mouth again.

Yin Xuan asked, "What happened to the underworld?"

Even giving up my job, it is obviously not as simple as rectification.

The ghost messenger said: "The affairs of the underworld have nothing to do with ordinary people!"

A Bao said, "Let me introduce him, he is the descendant of the Ghost Sect."

The ghost messenger rolled his eyes, expressing disdain.

Abao said: "To put it simply, you can beat gods and destroy ghosts."

The ghost messenger's eyes immediately returned to their original state, and his attitude became more humble: "There are ghosts making trouble, and the underworld is rectifying internally."

This is not telling the truth.

Ah Bao sighed: "The ancestor master has never really practiced the trick of killing ghosts. Now there is a good opportunity, let's try it."

Yinxuan raised his hand cooperatively, and the faint light flowed on his fingertips, which seemed dazzlingly bright because of the gloomy environment.

The ghost messenger yelled: "Wait, I'm quitting! Let go of me, I'm quitting!"? ? ?

The Pathfinder Five looked at him suspiciously.They are all fixed by the talisman, of course they can't do anything, what's there to shout about?

The ghost messenger shouted another meaning: "Let go of me, I am no longer a ghost messenger. Go and catch other ghost messengers!"

Abao and others: "..."

Ah Bao looked at another ghost messenger who was immobilized by the talisman.

The ghost messenger had kept a low-key silence since just now, and now he had no choice but to say, "I won't do it either."

……

Abao said: "As a corpse commander, I have never studied the various functions of my body..."

Yin Xuan glanced at him suddenly, with an ambiguous smile in his eyes, and when Ah Bao wanted to take a closer look, he had already turned his head away.

Because A Bao said half of it and kept the other half, he was a little cold.

Sima Qingku was just about to call in as a support, and the Resentful Soul Orb, who had been looking for opportunities to "make meritorious service" in order to become a regular, finally said, "These two ghost messengers are also ghosts. The soul search technique is also very useful for them."

When the ghost messenger heard the words, his expressions all changed.

One of the ghost messengers gritted his teeth and said, "Well, I'll take you to our leader, and ask him for more clarification."

The Resentful Soul Bead deliberately lied to him: "I feel like he is lying! This is a trap. Let's search for the soul, it's safer."

The ghost messenger was terrified, and quickly lost the battle: "Forget it, I said. Actually, Hades brought most of the ghost messengers...to strike."? ? ?

They guessed many possibilities, but they missed this one.

Isn't Hades the boss of the underworld?What job is he on strike?

The ghost messenger said: "The ghost messenger sounds nice, but the welfare of civil servants in the underworld is actually meager. No ghost is willing to do it just relying on the salary of the underworld and the tips in the world. That is, counting on the heavenly reward once every 100 years. But this expectation is almost impossible. It hasn't happened in a hundred years."