He has a big dream

"Wang Da!"

A woman was murdered along the West Street, with her left hand on her hip and her right hand a kitchen knife, and she searched door-to-door. Wang Da stirred up the West Street.

"Hey!" The disheveled men and women were disturbed, and hurriedly put on their clothes and followed out to watch the show.

The girl's cheongsam hadn't been buttoned securely, so she chased after her with her bare feet.

While arranging clothes, he asked the bustling passers-by at the entrance of the alley.

"Who is this girl?" the girl asked.

The man next to her glanced at her, and put his arms around the girl's waist inadvertently, "Mrs. Wang, here to catch the man."

The girl's soft words were not soft at all, she stretched out her fingers to touch the man's chest, but looked at the excitement with her head, and said casually: "Have you ever seen a man with bare ass/bottom/balls come out? ?”

The man paused, "No."

"What!?" The girl screamed as she pushed the man away, and then yelled: "This bastard's grandson is actually a prostitute/whoring!!"

"..."

-

"Wang Da! You son of a bitch! You hid that house!?" Wang's daughter-in-law raised a kitchen knife and made troubles on the West Street, searching from house to house along the entire street. There were a lot of spectators upstairs and downstairs, none of them were drinking or dancing, and even the women were not sleeping, chasing them out to join in the fun.

"Wang's daughter-in-law is here again."

"Yo, the wife of the Wang family is here."

"The daughter-in-law of the Wang family."

At this time, Hu Xiaoliu was having his hair cut at Tony's Barbershop. Ji Chen said that his hair was too long and covered his eyes, so he thought about cutting it shorter.

It just so happened that Ji Chen was on a business trip today, and he would not return until two days later, so he went to West Street to get his hair cut at night.

Xiao Liu shook his head, sitting on the chair in the barber shop, as if he was unshakable and not disturbed by foreign objects, and his mouth was quite like a person talking, "I have expected it a long time ago, West Street How can the girls who have stayed in Thirteenth Lane for a long time be weak and inexperienced, as expected, you see how long it has been since Xier has another tigress and a strict wife."

Tony didn't speak, he stretched out his hand to straighten Hu Xiaoliu's head, and concentrated on dealing with the miscellaneous hair on that end, he almost took off half of Hu Xiaoliu's ear just now.

Xiao Liu thought: "The current guests can't do it either, the big things are like flies seeing shit..."

When Hu Xiaoliu said this, a figure happened to appear on the two short steps in front of Tony's house and staggered up the house.

"Bang!" The door opened with a bang.

Hu Xiaoliu shuddered, feeling a lot lighter on the side of his head.

With a shake of Tony's hand, he almost failed to remove half of Hu Xiaoliu's ear, but cut off half of the hair that had been straightened up.

Xiao Liu patted his chest and looked at the person coming, "Wang Da! What are you talking about all day long!?"

"Xiao Liu! Tony! Lend me a place to hide!" Wang Da panted, his face terrified.

When Xiao Liu heard this, his expression also changed.

Tony brushed back his seagrass-colored hair, and lightly pointed to Wang Da with his fingers.

Thanks Wang,

Yiyan hid in.

Hu Xiaoliu: "..."

After a while, Wang's daughter-in-law arrived. She first went to the shop across the street, causing people in the shop to chase after her.

The daughter-in-law of the Wang family is tough, and her yelling and cursing are all distinctive.

"Wang Da, you bastard bastard, turtle bastard, do you want your turtle son!"

When Xiao Liu was arguing with Tony in the shop about whether the tortoise and the tortoise were of the same species, Wang's daughter-in-law broke in.

"boom--"

Tony's door bounced off the wall and bounced back hard.Wang Da hid in the corner and shivered. Hu Xiaoliu was prepared for this time, sitting on the chair, looking left and right at his cut hairstyle, and stretched out his hand to point to the corner expressionlessly.

Wang's daughter-in-law: "Thank you six."

Wang Da's heart skipped a beat.

The Wang family's daughter-in-law found out the big man in her family, and went back to Erxiang with her ears up. When she left, she didn't forget to ask Xiao Liu to go to their house for dinner another day.

Tony looked at Hu Xiaoliu with a bright smile on his head, and he sent the Wang family away. When Hu Xiaoliu came back, he asked him to have a decent hairstyle.

Xiao Liu: "Otherwise I'll call you little foot to deduct your wages!"

"..."

"Aren't you convinced? Boss Ji is my husband, and he is my husband's treasurer. If you don't obey, your family will go bankrupt."

Xiao Liu raised his head defiantly, triumphantly.

Tony: "..."

-

Ji Chen owed a lot to West Street for not being demolished. He seized the east and west streets, cut off the nighttime business on East Street, and completely transformed that area into a residential building. Advertisements were flying all over the sky, and he successfully transformed it into a real estate. sell.

In this way, the business and passenger flow of the East Street naturally flowed to the West Street, and the business in the West Street gradually flourished, and even the other alleys began to develop nighttime dining and drinking businesses. Hu Xiaoliu, the leader of the bastard, has been appointed as the third new official, and spends all day on the West Street relying on the name of Ji Chen's big boss to do his best.

As the former boss of West Street, Big Beard is now living the life of a retired veteran cadre. Every night when he goes to Xiyi to drink health tea, a group of people come to him to complain.

"Hu Xiaoliu wanted the hot pot restaurant to open in a different location, and offered the boss a remote location. He insisted on forcing the restaurant to move there, and threatened to force the restaurant to go bankrupt if they didn't move!"

"..."

"The Sixth Lord asked me to close the footwashing shop and open another one next to my wife's hairdressing salon, saying that it would create competition... My wife almost divorced me!"

"..."

"Master Hu, my family was originally in the small jewelry business. Yesterday Master Liu came to the door and said that I was selling counterfeit goods and asked me to bring back a batch of real money..."

Bearded man: "..."

"Yesterday, a new kid fell in love with Master Liu, and stuffed two condoms in his pocket, but Hu Xiaoliu led him to educate him for two hours..."

Bearded man: "..."

"Master Hu!" It was a crutch, he rushed over with big strides, brushed aside the crowd with both hands, and complained to the bearded man with a distorted expression: "Is Hu Xiaoliu sick?! He actually wants me to close the shop and open a shop?" Elderly night reading classes serve the elderly people!!"

Guai Xiaojiao was angry: "He doesn't have to blame me if he wants to please Grandma Ji! The bastard still thinks that my business is unfair and discredited his brother Ji's property!"

Bearded man: "..."

"That's great! Every day in my shop, we distribute small leaflets about socialism prohibiting pornography, gambling and drugs!"

"The conscience of heaven and earth!" Kuai Xiaojiao cried out, "After the crackdown, I will not be a gangster!!!"

"Can you take care of him!?"

Bearded man: "..."

Everyone shouted in unison: "Master Hu, take care of him!"

"..."

The author has something to say: I have opened a new article, friends, you can go to the next door, click on the column to enter.

"Gender Dementia"

Before Lin Fei met Lu Ting, he seldom fell ill. After meeting Lu Ting, he began to fall ill crazily.

Lin Fei: Please let me go...