Crispy duck system [Quick Transmigration]

The next day, Han Zhen secretly pulled out a piece of Li Dahai's hair while taking a nap.He was a little excited, thinking that this was the evidence to solve the case, he immediately packed it in a small transparent bag, and ran to the corridor to call He Longyou.

His tone was very excited: "Hello? Captain He, I have collected Li Dahai's hair for DNA testing!"

~(￣▽￣～)

He Longyou: "Is it cut or pulled out?"

"Of course it was pulled out... Have you forgotten the scholarship that I get with No.1 grades every year? This basic common sense will definitely not be forgotten."

He Longyou said with disgust: "I really forgot that you are a top student in the police field. What have you been doing as an undercover agent in school for so long? Don't you just focus on eating and picking up girls every day?"

Han Zhen was indeed a little guilty.But he's not dating a girl, but your son...

He hurriedly said, "I don't have any clues here, I've confirmed that it's Li Haihai."

"Dahai, you are big!" He Longyou was almost speechless to Han Zhen, "There is a student named Li in your grade! That drug lord has already told us that his son is Li Dahe from Class [-]! "

Han Zhen: "..."

After hanging up the phone, he clutched his chest and said to the system with tears in his eyes, "It's been so long, I never expected Brother Dahe to come out to make trouble again."

System: "Detective dramas are like this, the murderer is often the one you don't expect."

Han Zhen was dying of anger, "But Li Dahe has never appeared before from the beginning to the end!"

"It happened." The system data said with a serious face, "You once passed each other in the stairwell after school. When you were closest to him, the distance between you was only 0.01 cm."

Han Zhen twitched the corner of his mouth, "Why do I feel like you already knew?"

"No, I don't know." The system looked at the sky.

Now Li Haihai's hair was collected in vain.Han Zhen didn't lose it, stuffed it into his pocket, and walked back to the classroom.When he thought about it, it was not unacceptable for Li Dahe to be the murderer, at least it was much more logical than Li Dahai's mentally retarded murderer.

It's just two worlds apart... He doesn't quite remember what the other person looks like qaq.

In the middle of the morning class, there was a noise next door.Han Zhen happened to be sitting by the window and saw several policemen escorting a male student in school uniform to go out.

The male classmate looked gentle and elegant, and he looked very familiar.Han Zhen recalled that he had bought melon seeds for him in the first world, and couldn't help but feel that the world is impermanent.

In fact, Li Dahe is especially suitable to be a suspense movie villain.He belongs to the kind of ordinary and inconspicuous look that won't make people feel weird when the identity of the murderer is revealed at the end.

Some talents are destined by heaven.

Han Zhen thought, maybe God specially rewarded him with this bowl of perverted rice. (⊙v⊙)

The case was solved, and Han Zhen thought he had completed the task.Unexpectedly, the system said that there was no evidence yet, and he had to wait for Li Dahe to go to prison before he could leave.

Han Zhen doesn't mind anymore, the rest of the day is much easier, he should eat and drink every day, sleep and sleep every day, He Jinran, don't live a small life too moist.

As for Li Dahai...he has been inexplicably quieter lately.No longer start pretending anytime and anywhere like before.

But it was He Jinran who scratched Han Zhen's heart the most.The two of them recently acquired a new skill. During the political class, they exchanged glances and flirtatious glances, and during non-political class, they secretly chatted on WeChat.

This kind of underground romance is indeed quite exciting~

But paper cannot contain fire.Even Yu Tiantian, who was immersed in the grief of the successive deaths of his friends recently, felt something was wrong with Mr. He.

"Why does he keep looking at us in class?"

Han Zhenruo said nonchalantly, "Maybe he is watching Prince Li sleeping."

Li Haihai on the left was sleeping soundly, squatting, and there was a big reflective water stain on the wooden table.

However, Han Zhen felt that with the pissing nature of the girls in this school, if he saw this scene, he would frantically want to kneel and lick Prince Li's saliva...

Yu Tiantian looked left and right, frowned and said, "Why do I feel that Mr. He is looking at me?"

Han Zhen: "...This must be your illusion."

Teacher Xiao He is clearly watching him, okay? ! !

Yu Tiantian glanced at Li Haihai who had fallen asleep, and sighed: "I really wanted to say sorry to him, but I never had the chance."

Han Zhen: "Why do you want to apologize to him?"

Yu Tiantian scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "Now the murderer has been caught, I was thinking that the murderer was him."

Han Zhen: "You also know that your brain is flooded."

Yu Tiantian murmured, "Who made Dahai feel weird sometimes? He's frightening when he's insane. I, I'm a little skeptical..."

"Crazy?"

Yu Tiantian explained: "Oh, it doesn't count. It's just that the four of us used to go to ktv gatherings. After drinking, he always went to the toilet, and when he came back, he lost his temper and threw things."

"Oh……"

Han Zhen didn't care too much, now Li Dahai has evolved from a "noble prince" to a "tsundere princess" in his mind.

Yu Tiantian: "That murderer, Li Dahe, damn it, I really want to kill him. This man must be sick. After killing so many people, he even killed my best brother..."

Han Zhen comforted: "Fortunately, he was caught. If he hadn't been caught, he would probably come to harm you and Li Dahai. But...his name is so similar to Li Dahai, so you didn't suspect that they might be brothers?"

"What kind of international joke are you making?" Yu Tiantian said with a disgusted expression on his face, "Can he compare with Prince Li? They are just related in name, and they were teased by everyone in the first year of high school. But I can guarantee that they are both Absolutely no blood relationship, looks completely different, okay? Our Prince Li has such a noble status...he pervert can't afford it!"

"Oh……"

Han Zhen almost thought that Li Dahai and Li Dahe were also brothers in this world.

I didn't expect it to be.

Qi Luoze and Yan Yan died too innocently.The more Yu Tiantian thought about it, the more depressed he became, and he couldn't help cursing: "That Li Dahe is simply crazy! Brainless! Perverted! Who did Yan Yan and Luo Ze provoke?? Uncle Yan spent 2000 million to find the murderer, but it turned out to be In order to find such a person, I'm not worth it for Uncle Yan."

He spoke so excitedly that He Jinran, who always doesn't care much about students, had to say: "Student Yu, please be quiet."

Yu Tiantian closed his mouth sullenly.While He Jinran was turning around to write on the blackboard, he squeezed to Han Zhen's side and continued, "Are you free this weekend? Let's go to Luo Ze's funeral together."

slap.

A piece of foundation was thrown over.

He Jinran rarely got angry and said, "Yu Tiantian! Do you not understand human speech?"

The whole class laughed.

Yu Tiantian lowered his head in shame and indignation.As an F4 prince, it was the first time that he was so humiliated by the teacher in class.

Han Zhen was a little funny.He guessed that the reason why He Jinran was so angry was because... Yu Tiantian blocked his sight~~

But anyway, he was with his classmates, he whispered: "If I have time, I will go. Will you go to the sea too?"

"He won't go." Yu Tiantian said: "He has something to do on weekends, and he never comes out to play with us."

Han Zhen looked thoughtful.

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After school.

Han Zhen obediently sat in the office waiting for He Jinran to pick him up and go home.

Teacher Huang from the language group saw his white, tender, clear and well-behaved appearance, and couldn't help but stuffed him with a few pieces of candy and said, "Your family's genes are all good!"

Han Zhen peeled off the candy wrapper, raised his head in doubt: "??"

Teacher Huang looked at his face and sighed, "You and Teacher He both look very good-looking, and they never have acne!"

"Ha ha……"

Han Zhen touched his head in embarrassment.

Teacher Huang is ready to leave work.Before she left, she packed up a stack of essays that she was going to review tonight, and found out Han Zhen's book, and said, "I think the essay you wrote about Mr. He is very good. You can read it again and revise it for me." I think I can take it to the composition competition.”

Han Zhen took it back and looked at it, only to feel that his eyes were hot.He didn't know how he wrote such a thing in the first place.

Teacher Huang: "I showed it to Teacher He. He also thought your writing was very good, so he borrowed a copy from me."

Han Zhen: "..."

"Anyway, you go home and change it yourself, I'm leaving first."

The door was closed, and the office returned to silence.

Han Zhen opened the composition booklet.I saw this paragraph of text written under the title of "I Love Teacher":

My favorite class teacher, he is also my political teacher.During the day, he secretly talked about politics for us like a secret agent of the intelligence agency, without seeking credit or fame.At night, he turns into a hard-working gardener, plowing the land endlessly for the flowers of the motherland... Oh!I love my teacher He affectionately!

(⊙_⊙) Is it really okay for He Jinran to see this kind of blindly written article? ? ?

It was almost six o'clock when He Jinran came to pick him up.Along the way, I encountered the evening rush hour unexpectedly. While waiting for the green light, He Jinran said, "I won't go to the supermarket today, or it will be too late. The principal just talked to me."

Han Zhen: "What did the principal want to talk to you about?"

"The victims of the three murders were all students in my class, so it was somewhat affected."

In the car, He Jinran picked up the sports drink Han Zhengang bought and took a sip.Facing the setting sun, his side face exudes a sharp-edged temperature, which makes people slightly dazed.

Han Zhen was so excited that he couldn't help but leaned forward and kissed her.Baji.sweet.Smells like a sports drink.

He Jinran did not let go of his rare initiative this time.The two hugged their heads and gnawed at each other for a long time, until the sound of the car behind kept humming, they reluctantly separated.

Back home, after dinner, Han Zhen lay down on the sofa to digest his bulging stomach.He Jinran came over and took out the composition text from his pink Adidas schoolbag to read.

Han Zhen: "How do you know I brought it home?!"

He Jin pushed his glasses and said, "I suggested that Mr. Huang let you take the composition home and revise it today."

Han Zhen: "...Don't."

Watching too many poisonous things is bad for your health.

He Jinran said seriously: "I think there are several places where the words are very inappropriate."

Han Zhen snatched the composition text and said angrily, "I don't want to be corrected by you! Why are you messing with Chinese, a political teacher!"

He Jinran took out a typed manuscript from nowhere, and smiled slightly: "We want to seek the truth. But the composition you wrote obviously does not match the facts."

Han Zhen exploded: "Where does it not match??"

He Jinran showed him the part circled with a red pen, and explained in detail: "He is like a secret agent of the Intelligence Bureau who secretly talks about politics for us. Here, it is not 'we', it should be 'I'. Never Cultivate the land endlessly for the flowers of the motherland Here, the 'we' should be removed."

Han Zhen was inconceivable, "Is this all for you?"

He Jinran smiled and said, "I think these two points are very important. After all, I have only cultivated the flower of your motherland."

"you……"

Han Zhen didn't know what embarrassing details he remembered, but he blushed with anger, trembling and speechless.

"Why are you so shy?" He Jinran said with a smile, "I still expect your flower to absorb more nutrients at night."

Han Zhen subconsciously said, "Why absorb nutrients?"

"Feed me back." He Jinran said as a matter of course: "If I want to keep working on it, won't I be so tired that my waist will be broken."

Han Zhen: "..."

(￣⊿￣)

It's bed time.He Jinran was still taking a shower in the bathroom.Han Zhen slipped into the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, and secretly took out a bottle of Kidney Treasure.

A faint male voice came from behind: "What are you doing?"

Han Zhen shook his hands in fright, and the bottle of kidney treasure rolled to the floor...and then rolled to He Jinran's feet.

He Jinran smiled slightly, picked up the Kidney Treasure and handed it to him, saying, "I still wonder why the two boxes I bought last time disappeared so quickly~"

Han Zhen: "Put away your wavy lines!!"

"Okay, drink it quickly." He Jinran hurriedly said, "Let me see if my baby's cucumber has grown bigger today."

Han Zhen's head was full of black lines: "Can you stop calling me baby?"

"That's Zhenzhen?"

"No!!" Han Zhen was overwhelmed by the thunder, "I think you are very abnormal today!"

"Actually, I've always been like this." He Jinran seemed aggrieved, "It's just that I was afraid of scaring you before."

Han Zhen: "You almost scared me to death today."

He Jinran: "Go back to the bedroom, let's eat cucumber together~"

Han Zhen: "..."

There seems to be something wrong with this style of painting.

After using up a box of condoms, it was daylight.

Han Zhen hid under the blanket and shivered, and said to the system: "Do you dare to give me a strong body next time!"

System: "What happened?"

Han Zhen burst into tears, "Last time, He Jinran's weakness was all fake! He lied to my feelings! He is so powerful that he has the most advanced automatic electric mode of the juicer!"

System: "Please shut up, don't pollute the sacred ears of our system, thank you for your cooperation."

Han Zhen burst into tears: "I, I don't want to live, woo woo woo..."

System: "Do you still want the bonus? Do you still want the salary?"

Han Zhen: "...I want it."

System: "Which one do you choose, money or not being squeezed?"

Han Zhen: "...money."

System: "Then you can imagine yourself as a big cucumber in endless mode, so that you can be slowly squeezed out bit by bit."

Han Zhen spit out a mouthful of cucumber blood... felt his body was hollowed out.

…………

The next day.

When Han Zhen woke up, he found that He Jinran was holding his cucumber with an idiotic expression and smiling evilly.

He hurriedly crawled back until he hit the wall at the head of the bed and said in horror: "What do you want?!!"

He Jinran pushed his glasses, smiled mysteriously, and said, "Squeeze the juice."

Han Zhen was so frightened that he wrapped himself tightly in the quilt, staring at He Jinran with only two eyes, and called out sadly: "I don't want to be an undercover agent! I want to go home!"

"It's not up to you!"

Clap clap clap clap clap!

The sound of the juicer echoed in the room.

……

Han Zhen woke up in a cold sweat, only to realize that he had just had a dream.Fortunately, he patted his chest.It's only 06:30, he is alone in bed, He Jinran should cook breakfast outside.

Wash your face and brush your teeth.

Han Zhen quickly changed into his school uniform and went to the living room to eat.For some reason, an extremely long cucumber appeared on the dinner table today.

He Jinran poured him a glass of milk, and said condescendingly, "Eat it."

Han Zhen picked up the cucumber and wanted to cry, "Why?"

He Jinran smiled slightly, "Eat what you eat to make up for it."

Han Zhen: "..."

The world is too unfriendly to him! ! !

After a while, he gnawed on a cucumber and asked, "Since the murderer has been caught, when can I go home?"

"Go home?" He Jinran turned around and asked curiously, "Isn't this your home?"

Han Zhen: "...I'm serious. Although my parents have passed away, my grandparents are still here."

"Both parents died" is the background setting of his identity in this world.

He Jinran put down the spatula, and said gloomyly, "Didn't you say that you will marry me abroad after solving the case?"

Han Zhen: "But I have no money."

Did he ever say that? Fuck? ? ?

The system said mercilessly: "That's right, you said that I still have recordings to play back."

He Jinran: "It doesn't matter, I have money. We can immigrate together. Canada, Britain, France, the United States, which country do you prefer?"

Han Zhen: "...None of them."

He Jinran said to himself: "Then go to Canada."

Han Zhen: "Hey, have you asked Captain He for his opinion?"

He Jinran: "His opinion is not important."

Han Zhen said weakly: "...he is your father."

He Jinran smiled: "Your opinion is more important."

Han Zhen continued to be weak: "...but you never asked my opinion from the beginning to the end."

"You disagree?" He Jinran frowned.

In the next second, the gun miraculously appeared under Han Zhen's crotch.

He trembled and said, "I, I agree."

He Jinran: "I didn't force you, this is all voluntary."

Han Zhen wept silently, mourning his chastity that was about to go away.

"That's right... I, I voluntarily."

oh oh oh.

It rained cats and dogs in his heart.

……

Before going to school, He Jinran specially prepared a gift pack of snacks for Han Zhen to please Xiao Han.

Han Zhen put the snacks into his schoolbag, and said angrily, "Do you think I can be bought just for a snack?"

He Jinran pushed his glasses and smiled slightly: "If it doesn't work, then have two copies."

Han Zhen: "..." =_=

Fuck you, you know how to play tricks.

Another long day begins.Han Zhen walked into the classroom, greeted Li Dahai first, and said, "Where's Yu Tiantian? He didn't come with you today?"

Li Dahai has been keen on playing mobile games recently, and at this time he was staring at the screen of his mobile phone intently, and said casually: "I don't know."

Han Zhen glanced at it and said, "Are you actually playing a mentally retarded game called Xianxia Mobile Game? I thought you were eating chicken."

Li Dahai: "What is eating chicken?"

Han Zhen: It’s fine if you don’t understand. "

Li Haihai: "Do you want to eat chicken?"

Han Zhen: "...I can go to your family."

Li Dahai put down his phone, like a curious baby: "What the hell is it?"

Han Zhen didn't answer, just asked him: "Why do you want to play this fantasy elf?"

Li Dahai replied: "Because you can get married at level 40, and you can have babies at level 60."

Han Zhen looked up to the sky and sighed, stuffed a piece of senbei into his mouth, and said sadly: "It seems that you have no chance to eat chicken in this life."

Li Dahai snorted coldly in disdain, and continued to bury his head in leveling up.

"This young master doesn't bother eating dicks!"

……

After the morning class, Han Zhen felt exhausted.

Yu Tiantian didn't come to school today, and heard that he was sick and asked for leave.Li Dahai didn't want to go to the cafeteria to eat alone and be surrounded by crowds, so he wanted to drag Han Zhen along with him.

Han Zhen refused very politely: "Prince Li, we mortals are not worthy to have lunch with you."

"No problem." Li Haihai raised his eyebrows and said, "This young master can reward you with this rare opportunity, I hope you will cherish it."

Han Zhen continued his efforts and said, "Looking at your face, I will not be able to eat."

"Ahahahahaha." Li Dahai touched his clean and flawless face, and said with emotion: "I know that you will not be able to control your beauty in front of me, and I also know that you will chew any food in front of me."

"But there's no way..."

He hugged his head and cried: "Is it my fault for being handsome and rich???"

Han Zhen: "..."

T_T no! !He's leaving! ! !

Escape the scene at the speed of the Dunkirk retreat!