Crispy duck system [Quick Transmigration]

Chapter 2 Incense Oven Roast Duck

The king was sent into the blue clouds by the wind, and I was driven to the ducks.

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Han Zhen really felt as if he had turned into a roast duck.

At this moment, he was squatting in a pitch-black stove, and there seemed to be a fire burning underneath, continuously delivering heat to him.

Han Zhen: "System, be reasonable, why are you doing this to me?"

Han Zhen was still wrapped in a thick robe, completely soaked in sweat, sticking to his skin sticky, enduring the pain of dire straits.

System: "Be patient, the plot requires it."

Han Zhen tried his best to shrink his long hands and feet into a ball, and his waist-length black hair, which became longer, was scattered on the stove surface, showing a faint tendency to be scorched.He was about to ask the system what was going on, when he suddenly heard a familiar male voice from outside the furnace: "Elder Lu, is there really no other way?"

Han Zhen has a good memory, and immediately recognized the voice of the owner of the roast duck shop yesterday...

"Hey, if there were other ways, I wouldn't have tried my best to find such an apprentice with a pure Yang body for you."

Han Zhen: "System, didn't you say that the task characters are random?"

System: "It's random, so the character you met in the last mission will also be randomly generated, but the chance is very small, you just happened to meet it."

Han Zhen always felt that the system was deceiving him, but now is not the time to worry about it, the conversation between the two outside seems to be more important.

"He's only 14 years old, if he loses his Yang Yuan, he won't be able to practice in the future...I want to wait for a while."

"Mr. Yin Xu, with all due respect, you are running out of time!" Elder Lu jumped angrily, "It's just a kid with a useless spiritual root. It's a great honor to be married to you. Why should you care about his feelings?"

Taoist Yin Xu: "Forget it, let's compensate him more in the future."

Elder Lu: "Judging from the outbreak frequency of your pure yin body, double cultivation once a month is enough to relieve the pain, and it probably won't cause too much damage to his body."

Han Zhen: "System, the apprentice with the pure Yang body they are talking about is me, right?"

System: "That's right. The plot of this world has been transmitted to the host's brain, please check it."

Han Zhen: "..."

After watching the whole story, which can be called a masterpiece of fairy tales and magical love, he scolded God for being a mother.In this world, Han Zhen is just a little cannon fodder who never showed his face, because his pure yang body was squeezed by the master who suffered from unspeakable secrets as a cauldron, and finally died of excessive indulgence.

"System, to be reasonable, why is Li Haihai still the protagonist of this world??"

The system looked at the sky: "It just happened to happen."

Li Dahai is very cool in this world, he is the son of the gods in the demon world, and the demon king who will launch the war between immortals and demons in the future.Don't ask why a Mozun took such a local name as Li Dahai, Han Zhen himself also wanted to know very much.

And Han Zhen's master, Daoist Yin Xu, named He Jinran, is a rare genius in cultivating immortals, who was promoted to Jindan stage before he was 30 years old and opened his own line.He is the protagonist Shou in the plot. Although he has a terrible cultivation talent, he is born with a pure Yin body. The faster he upgrades, the more he will bear the pain of desire and fire. He had to force Han Zhenlai to make himself go on the road of cultivating immortals farther.

At the end of the story, Daoist Yin Xu and Demon Lord Li Haihai fought for [-] rounds in the battle between immortals and demons. They fell in love and killed each other. At the last moment, Qi Shushua bathed in the thunder of heaven and ascended to the fairyland, living a happy life.

Han Zhen: "Why am I so miserable! I'm only 14 years old! Hey! I'll be drained even once a month..."

The system followed in a persuasive manner: "Isn't it just planting chrysanthemums? You are the best at this kind of thing!"

Han Zhen's face was full of pain: "But I'm just a 14-year-old baby now. Do you know the concept of a man's 14-year-old? I haven't started to develop yet. The thing below is probably just a small cucumber that has just grown, and it can't satisfy Yin Xudao at all. Your piece of dry land that has been hungry and thirsty for a long time..."

Why did Han Zhen die of excessive sex in the plot?Because later, Taoist Yin Xu used his cucumbers from once a month, once a week, to three times a day.

What's more, Han Zhen, who has lost his spiritual root, is just a mortal who can't cultivate.

System: "Please rest assured, the host, you are the man who wants to overwhelm the protagonist! Even if you are only 14 years old, you will still have an unscientific 20cm cucumber."

Han Zhen: "..."

Thank you.

Don't look at Han Zhen's gags here, in fact, he is almost too hot to evaporate.Seeing that the people outside continued to chat, he roared unwillingly: "I'm dying of heat!"

However, no one beat him.

Host: "This is an alchemy furnace with a strong sound insulation effect. You can hear their voices because I turned on a loudspeaker for you, but they can't hear your voice."

"Then what should I do?" Han Zhen felt desperate: "Am I going to die here alive?"

The system fell silent again.

Han Zhen gritted his teeth, took off his clothes, and lay flat on the clothes, finally cooling down a bit.

Taoist Yin Xu's cold voice came from outside: "Elder Lu, have you turned on the alchemy furnace?"

Elder Lu: "No, I just put that boy Han Zhen in to bathe his body, and turned the fire to the smallest."

"It's strange, I seem to have heard someone shouting that I'm going to die of heat just now."

Elder Lu suddenly screamed: "Why did I open the biggest fire? It's over, it's over, that kid won't be burned to death!"

Han Zhen, who was only one step away from being burned to death: "..."

In the next second, Han Zhen, who seemed to be in a sauna, was finally able to see the light of day again.He couldn't wait to crawl out of it on all hands and feet, so much so that he forgot that he was naked.

Daoist Yin Xu and Elder Lu were both stunned.

Above the one-meter-high alchemy furnace, there stood a naked boy walking a bird. He stood facing the wind, with his head held high and his face flushed (heated).He seemed to be a little afraid of heights, his body was on the verge of falling, as if he was about to fly west in the next second.

Elder Lu's face was hot, and he scolded angrily: "How decent is Cheng! Hurry up and put on your clothes!"

Han Zhen looked down, and was so frightened that he fell back into the alchemy furnace, his butt hurting from the fall.Holding his own cucumber, he looked terrified: "System, why did you give me a European and American size?"

System: "You are the man who wants to conquer the protagonist, of course you want the best and the biggest."

Han Zhen: "You seem to have forgotten that I am only 14 years old now."

System: "In ancient times, one could have a baby at the age of 14."

By the time Han Zhen put on his clothes again and climbed out of the alchemy furnace, Elder Lu had already left.Daoist Yin Xu sat on a chair beside him, staring at him fixedly.

Yin Xu Daojun had a good appearance.No one who cultivates immortals is ugly, not to mention that his cultivation level is full of immortality, which is more than one level higher than the owner of the roast duck restaurant wearing a chef's hat.

The atmosphere was once awkward.Han Zhen stroked his chin and asked, "Why did Elder Lu leave?"

Taoist Yin Xu: "I was scared by you."

"Haha." Han Zhen smiled awkwardly: "It's too hot inside, I was in a hurry and forgot to put on my clothes just now."

"When did your place become so big?" Taoist Yin Xu said this with difficulty, his eyes lingering on Han Zhen's crotch: "I remember when you entered the sect a few years ago, it was only as thick as a finger. "

As thick as a finger...

Han Zhen thought, compared to this, he would rather have the European and American sizes given by the system, even if it is unreasonable.

Han Zhen said innocently, "I don't know either."

Taoist Yin Xu let out a long sigh, "I want to tell you something as a teacher."

Han Zhen: "Tell me."

"Are you willing to be my Taoist companion?"

Han Zhen: "???"

Taoist Yin Xu said patiently: "The so-called Taoist couple means that you and I become husband and wife. In the future, I will try my best to help you practice more smoothly."

Obviously, Daoist Yin Xu was not kind enough to tell Han Zhen that their dual practice would make him unable to practice for life.

"System, did you have some bugs? In the normal plot, am I not his cauldron? Why is it suddenly upgraded to a Taoist companion?"

The system is still calm: "It means that you are out of shit luck. Hurry up and agree! The welfare of the Taoist couple is hundreds of times better than that of the cauldron!"

Han Zhen entered the scene in a second.He took a deep look at Taoist Yin Xu, with tears in his eyes: "Master, do you know how long I have been waiting for this day?"

Taoist Yin Xu: "How long?"

Han Zhen was choked for a moment, and continued to say affectionately: "I have fallen in love with you since we first met. But because of the disparity in our identities, I have always kept this love in my heart. "

"Meeting for the first time?" Daojun Yin Xu's eyes were strange, "I remember that time, you were only 8 years old."

Han Zhen: "..."

Oops!Forget about the plot!

He rolled his eyes and continued: "Master, do you know that love knows no age."

"Really?"

Taoist Yin Xu smiled: "In this case, how about we become Taoist couples tonight?"

"Tonight, isn't it too fast?"

Han Zhen always remembers that he is only a 14-year-old boy now, and for the sake of his health, it is a day if he can delay it.After all, if you don't want to be a duck, you still don't know the preciousness of kidney yang!

"No, a moment in Chunxiao is worth a thousand gold. What's more, didn't you say that you have a deep-rooted love for me?"

Han Zhen: "Master, I just passed my 14th birthday a few days ago."

The implication is, do you have the heart to do something to a child?

However, in the eyes of Daoist Yin Xu, there is no such creature as a child: "You have grown up, and I am very pleased to be a teacher. Even though you have not even cultivated to the first level of Qi refining, in the eyes of the teacher, you are already an adult who can take care of yourself gone."

Han Zhen raised his head with a naive look on his face: "But I'm still very weak. Master, if I become your Taoist companion, will you love and protect me forever as the scriptures say?"

Taoist Yin Xu: "I will give you whatever you want within the scope of my ability."

Han Zhen felt refreshed, this is what he was waiting for!

"Thank you, Master."

Taoist Yin Xu smiled brightly: "From now on, you can call me by my real name, He Jinran."

Han Zhen was a little flattered.Because in the plot line, only the head of their sect can directly call Taoist Yin Xu by his real name.

Han Zhen suddenly thought of a very important question: "System, what is my task this time?"

"Please make Li Haihai fall in love with the host within a year."

Han Zhen: "..."

He knew it.

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