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Lin Xiao and Zhang Mi are childhood sweethearts—the childhood rivals of childhood sweethearts.

Lin Xiao was good at fighting since he was a child, and Zhang Mi was very cute and cute since he was a child, which became the source of all kinds of farce.

Zhang Mi went to play at Lin Xiao's house, the two quarreled and broke the porcelain, the adults came and comforted Zhang Mi who was crying badly, and then Lin Xiao was beaten hard.

Zhang Mi got into trouble, Lin Xiao just passed by and became the culprit.

Zhang Mi and Lin Xiao rob toys, as long as Xiao Zhang Mi cries, Lin's mother will definitely watch with a rolling pin outside the door.

Even Lin Xiao was scared away by Zhang Mi when he finally wanted to fall in love.

The point is, when they all grew up later, Lin Xiao thought he could get rid of this curse, this guy couldn't pretend to be pitiful anymore - in the end, he couldn't beat him!

Zhang Mi looked well-behaved and gentle, a little thin, but in fact he was surprisingly strong. He could press Lin Xiao on the bed with a single lift of his hand, and no matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't turn over.

There is a reason why Zhang Mi loved to play with Lin Xiao since he was a child.

When I was in kindergarten, a certain gentleman took advantage of his rapid development and came up with a scary trick of taking off his pants. The effect was particularly obvious among the girls, causing screams.

The teacher scolded him, and he refused to change after repeated admonitions, and he tended to develop in the direction of abnormality.

One day, just after Lin Xiao came back from playing in the mud outside, he saw the man take off his pants and twist his bare buttocks at the person opposite him.

Lin Xiao's small universe exploded on the spot, and the chivalrous blood in his body kept boiling. How could he allow this kind of behavior of relying on the strong to bully the weak and bullying the small by the big in broad daylight.

It was too late, but sooner or later, Lin Xiaoxiao picked up a branch on the ground and smacked the thief's buttocks, "Pa, pa", he was so angry that he slapped a few more red marks. The thief was so painful that he lifted his pants, rolled and crawled, grabbed the soil and fled.

"Are you okay?" Lin Xiao acted like an adult and patted the innocent victim comfortingly.

Zhang Mi looked at the silly boy with bushy eyebrows and small eyes, and suddenly smiled: "Thank you, let's make friends!" He quietly hid the needles he had prepared in his hand back into his pocket.

It's a pity, he is still ready to play with it.

But that's okay, this guy looks like a lot of fun, too.

During Chinese New Year when I was a child, neighbors would often get together for dinner.

Every time they came to the dinner table, they would always be full of praise for Xiao Zhangmi.

This little guy is not only good-looking and well-behaved, but also knows how to keep serving guests food.

"Hey, our Zhang Mi is such a good baby!"

Look, I really like to entertain the elderly and adults.

Xiao Lin Xiao dismissed it in his heart, others may not know, but he, Lin Xiao, could not know that this kid keeps giving others dishes he doesn't like.

If Zhang Mi dared to serve him food, he would definitely reveal his ugly face on the spot!

Hypocrisy, double-faced.Even if he, Lin Xiaoxiaoxia, has short arms, can't pick up food, starves to death here, and jumps off a chair, he can't...

Just as he was thinking about it, Xiao Zhang Mi tremblingly brought him a piece of braised pork belly, which was so red and oily that it smelled fragrant.

Xiao Lin Xiao's eyes were so bright that he didn't even pick up the chopsticks, and directly put them into his mouth with his hands.

It's so delicious that my eyes are watering.

Xiao Zhangmi airdropped another piece to him.

Ao, it smells so good!

Later, Xiao Lin Xiao from the kindergarten had a little secret.

It's about Xiao Zhangmi's little secret.

It turned out that Zhang Mi also had a nickname called Xiaoputao, but he himself didn't like others calling him that, so it became a shared secret agreed by the two of them.

Lin Xiao felt that the nickname was actually pretty good, so cute, he didn't want it yet.

It is said that Zhang Mi's mother liked to eat grapes when she was pregnant, so the elders gave Zhang Mi this nickname.

With this little secret in his arms, Lin Xiao found his mother.

He also wanted to give himself a nickname with special commemorative significance.

"Mom, what was your favorite food when you were pregnant?" Xiao Lin Xiao grabbed his mother's clothes and shook them.

Mom touched his little head.

"Pork head."

Ever since Lin Xiaoxiaoxia asked that question, Wu lunatic Lin Xiao's mother wondered if she would not care about her children, so she made up her mind to be a loving mother.

So she set a small goal for herself, humming softly to the child every day to lull him to sleep.

Gentle and emotionally nurturing.

One day, Xiao Zhang Mi came to live in their house, she stuffed them both under the quilt, and kissed each little head loudly.

"Be good, mom will hum a song for you, go to bed early."

In her soft voice, the two children soon fell asleep.

Lin Xiao's mother looked at the angelic sleeping faces of the two children, feeling tenderness in her heart, and closed the door softly.

Hey, no, the phone was left in the kid's room.

Lin Xiao's mother returned to the room, quietly opened the door, and was about to go in.

All she could hear was her son talking kindly to Zhang Mi beside him.

She listened intently.

"Let me tell you, as long as we pretend to be asleep, my mother will shut up immediately. This is a bloody lesson I have learned from being tortured for so many days!"

"Stinky boy, you owe it to smoke!!"

From then on, Lin Xiao never had a loving mother.

Lin Xiao's father is a Wu idiot, his mother is a Wu lunatic, and he himself is also a Xiao Wu idiot.

In addition to saving the world, Xiaowu also wants to have a normal childhood.

When I was in kindergarten, Idiot Xiao Wu heard that Zhang Mi went to the aquarium yesterday. He was very envious and pestered his parents to go too.

Dad was so annoyed by being pestered, he finally got on the bike and took Xiao Wu to a place far, far away.

Dad paid fifty cents to grandma at the door, and they entered a magical space.

Xiao Wu is very excited. There are countless colorful scallops, jumping fish, and small shrimps with cocked tails...

Later, Xiao Wu's idiot grew up and became Lin Xiaoxiao.

Looking back at the beginning, I suddenly woke up.

What kind of aquarium is that? It's obviously an aquatic product market, and the fifty cents is obviously for the fare!

The first time Zhang Mi saw Lin Xiao's butt was when he was six years old.

At that time, Lin Xiao had just started formally practicing martial arts.In the early morning, Zhang Mi often saw the little radish sticking its head at the door, squatting and punching.

After learning martial arts, Xiao Lin Xiao was driven to the limit. Every day in the school, he performed the tricks of being a hero to save the beauty.

Joy is bound to bring sorrow, no, something went wrong, he made the boy bleed, and the aunt wanted to fight him desperately.

His father was called to the school by the head teacher and carried Xiao Lin Xiao out in front of the whole class.

He sighed while lifting up: "This child, how should I discipline you! I can't bear to beat you!"

After school, Lin Xiao fled to Zhang Mi's house, crying and pulling his pants.

The footprints on the buttocks are bright red.

Father Lin was really reluctant to do anything, so he did it.

While Xiao Zhangmi gloats, she has a crush on Lin Xiaoxiaoxia's slippery butt, always itching in her heart, and wants to stretch out her hand to pinch it.

When he was in elementary school, Lin Xiaoxiao caught a cold and coughed all day long, with a particularly sore throat.

Zhang Mi came to visit him and gave him a bottle of loquat syrup.

As soon as Lin Xiao drank it, he obediently sipped it, it was delicious, it moistened his throat, and it was very comfortable.

After drinking a bottle, Lin Xiao recovered from his minor illness, but his throat and eyes were so hungry that he still wanted to drink.

When Zhang Mi came, Lin Xiao lay on his body and pretended to be sick.

"Zhang Mi, I haven't recovered from my cold yet, so I feel so uncomfortable."

Then he coughed a few times in a fake manner, as if he was a weak willow supporting the wind.

"You're alright, aren't you?"

"Mmm, yes." Lin Xiao nodded weakly.

"I'll just give you an injection."

Zhang Mi pushed Lin Xiao, who was lying behind him, back on the bed. Lin Xiao struggled fiercely in the confinement, and was dragged back again.

"Hey, Zhang Mi, why are you taking off my pants!"

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