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Xing Yi hatched the eggs all night, and the mark on his wrist hurt half the night. Suddenly, he was blessed to the heart, and finally figured it out - he was indeed killed by a donkey.

The remaining two points do not exist at all. How can anyone lay three eggs silently in just one night's sleep?

Before dawn, he took those eggs and killed Brahma directly.

Fenghuang Mingzun was tinkering with his health-preserving tea, he looked up and saw him approaching with a cold face, but he was not surprised: "Hey, the emperor is here, please sit down."

Xing Yi put the three eggs in front of him, and said with no expression on his face: "You better give me an explanation, I haven't eaten phoenix for thousands of years, and I will save a portion of phoenix soup at that time, and give it to you after your nirvana your."

Fenghuang Mingzun hurriedly said: "No, no, I can't bear it. Dijun, your lord has a lot, so just let me go, I just want to live well..."

Xing Yi looked at him: "I see what you did, I don't think it's because you want to live well."

Fenghuang Mingzun also poured him a cup of health-preserving tea, and smiled brightly: "Dijun, I thought you would be able to react when you saw it, but I didn't expect you to realize it after a night. When did you become so easy to deceive?"

Xing Yi: "..."

The imprint of the astrolabe on the wrist burned again, causing a slight pain.Xing Yi pressed that place subconsciously, frowned slightly and said, "Whose egg is this?"

"For turtledoves, there is a term called doves occupying magpie nests in the world. Have you heard of it?" Fenghuang Mingzun said, "A kindergarten child reported that his nest was occupied by several turtledove eggs. He didn't know what to do, so he just You can send it to me to hatch, I blackened it with ink, and asked Yue Lao to send it to you... No, no, don't look at me like this, I promise I have no malice, I think it's time for you to talk to Yuanyuan Confess."

Xing Yi was startled: "Frankly, I'm a briquette?"

Phoenix Mingzun shook his head, and said in a deep voice: "Aren't you going to tell Yuanyuan about other things? For example, you haven't made any progress in retreating for four months. For example, the increase in your dual cultivation is actually useless. You I don’t know how many more days you can last—with the astrolabe getting stronger day by day, why don’t you tell Little Phoenix? I talked to him last time, and he told me about your blood pressure suppression astrolabe thing."

Xing Yi was silent for a while, then smiled suddenly: "He even told you this? What a bad Yuanyuan."

Fenghuang Mingzun took a sip of tea: "Bad Yuanyuan soared to the golden core a few days ago, and almost lost half of his life. I was the one who stood in front of him day and night to help him recover. I asked him , He naturally said everything."

He drew a fantasy land at random, recreating the scene more than ten days ago.Opposite to the spiritual cave at the back of Fuli Mountain, there are dense forests, hundreds of lightning bolts rained down suddenly and continuously, the sound shook Kyushu, and the wind and snow mixed with thunder struck people's hearts one after another.When all the movement subsided, a small fat bird with most of its feathers scorched was buried behind the broken soil and gravel, and it didn't even have the strength to move.

The vajra cover that Little Phoenix had sworn to guarantee that there would be no problems before the catastrophe had been shattered without a trace, leaving only a few scattered pieces of gold.

Fenghuang Mingzun dug the sand and gravel soil under the body of little Fenghuang with his hands, the melted sand and stone were extremely hot, and the Fuli Snow Mountain spread fire.The persimmon tree spirit on the side was silent about all this to the onlookers, and gently got down from the branch, pried open the blackened mouth of the little phoenix, and fed him a little nectar.

When the little Phoenix was dragged out by Fenghuang Mingzun, he moved, kicked his little paws, and said weakly: "Mingzun, look at me, have you arrived at the golden elixir?"

Fenghuang Mingzun said: "Here we are, Yuanyuan."

Little Fenghuang heaved a sigh of relief: "It's good when we arrive, then Mingzun, I've fallen asleep." He buried his little head with his wings, and just nestled in Fenghuang Mingzun's hands, wanting to sleep or not.

Fenghuang Mingzun stretched out his hand to give him luck, but at the same time he had to coddle a child, and asked softly, "Yuanyuan, little Yuanyuan? Don't sleep now, you will fall short if you sleep now, wait for me to heal your injuries, you Sober up first, talk to me soberly, say anything."

Little Phoenix was stunned, and still remembered to think seriously: "Then what are you talking about? I don't know what to say, Mingzun."

Fenghuang Mingzun simply grabbed one of his little paws and shook it: "Don't sleep, you are so worthless, just tell me about your most worthless favorite emperor."

Xiao Fenghuang heard it, held his breath, and began to talk endlessly.This little chubby bird was in pain all over, and his consciousness was muddled, and he even asked Fenghuang Mingzun to understand what he said.

"Wei Jian is very good, good at everything, good-looking, good at raising birds, and serious about his work, except for the fact that he likes to sleep in too much."

"But he hasn't slept in lately recently. It seems that he hasn't slept in lately a month ago. I don't know what's going on."

"Michael always makes people worry. He said that he is fine and his injury will heal, but I don't think that's the case. He has something to hide from me, but I also want to share it for him. You know... my husband When deceiving people, the little birds will feel it in their hearts. I feel that there is something wrong with the astrolabe, which is probably much more serious than what Wei Jian told me, so he will go in and not come out for four months."

Speaking of this, Xiao Fenghuang forgot what he said just now, and opened his little bean eyes to confirm with him: "Mingzun, have I really reached the golden core stage?"

Fenghuang Mingzun patted his head: "Here, I know what you want to say, you can double-cultivate with Dijun and help him repair his lost cultivation, but you must also remember that you are the phoenix of our Brahma, 300 years You are the best little phoenix I have ever seen in the Golden Core Stage of Ascending Tribulation."

Xiao Fenghuang accepted his praise modestly, and then asked pitifully: "Then can I faint?"

Fenghuang Mingzun cleared his veins, forcibly entered a part of his cultivation for him to support, and said in a good-tempered and funny way: "It's okay, you just faint."

The little phoenix passed out, and it took ten days to come down to the ground, and it was a fat phoenix alive and kicking again.

Outside the illusion, Phoenix Mingzun silently recited a mantra, taking back all the fleeting fragments.The light, shadow, sound and color disappeared in an instant, leaving only silence in the room.

Fenghuang Mingzun coughed a few more times: "Also, the blue bird told me everything, you don't think that hatching eggs can be cured just by wrapping them in a cloth and covering them? Neither of you is worry-free, so I decided to In order to have a baby, the result is that I don't even know how the baby should be born.

"Phoenix eggs are different from turtledove eggs. Parents need to hatch them in the shape of a bird and keep an ever-burning phoenix fire next to them, so that after the first month, you don't have to worry about anything. Wait for the little one When the phoenixes grow up enough to break their shells, they will sense the call of the phoenix fire and come out by themselves. Therefore, there is always a sequence for a brood of little phoenixes to emerge from their shells, depending on their own good fortune. There is also an egg that hatches within ten years. There are no examples."

"I told you how the little bird hatched. Don't underestimate your empress, Dijun, think about what stage you have reached when you were three hundred years old? Although the little phoenix looks delicate, she has never been shy. Fenghuang, since you have decided to marry him from Brahma, follow Brahma's example, husband and wife are of the same heart, neither side can be fooled, whether it is as small as coal balls or as big as the astrolabe."

Xing Yi smiled silently.

The burning pain on his wrist has not lasted for a day or two. Since he left the customs, every moment has reminded him that the astrolabe is rapidly getting out of control, and also reminded him that his heart is gradually turning to Little Phoenix and Their future home—closer, obsessed with the truth.

One day he will completely lose control of the astrolabe, and he is quietly waiting for this moment to come—alone.

This time the little phoenix was able to directly ascend to the golden core, which really surprised him.The little phoenix in his impression was a little chubby bird trying to catch up behind him. The status of the two was very different, so they were always in fear.

He didn't want him to worry so much, so he chose not to tell him.However, he forgot that his little bird, the empress, is not a bunch of grass. This little fat bird has amazing talent and perseverance, not even losing to him, the ancient god of war.

Advance together and retreat together, bear together, share loneliness and glory, is the so-called husband and wife supposed to be like this?

His heart was slightly shaken.

Xing Yi was thoughtful, and only answered one of Phoenix Mingzun's questions: "When I was three hundred years old, I was still eating radishes from Shennong's family."

Fenghuang Mingzun rolled his eyes and didn't say much, he just said: "Dijun, in a few hours it will be the stage where the little briquettes and Wangcai will compete for the girl, that's all I have to say, you can play freely-- What are you doing? Leave the eggs behind?"

Xing Yi put the three eggs back into his sleeves: "I haven't hatched a bird's egg, I'll go back and test it first, and Yuanyuan will lay eggs later, so I can help him hatch."

Phoenix Mingzun: "?"

Xing Yi walked to the door, stopped in his tracks, and suddenly turned his head to look at Fenghuang Mingzun, pointing his finger—he said expressionlessly: "You and Yue Lao, don't think that you can get through this way, come and help me take care of you in the future." child."

Phoenix Mingzun: "..."

Phoenix Mingzun: "Too ruthless."

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The blind date banquet was arranged in the kindergarten of Jianyuan Cultural and Entertainment Center. This banquet was named "Excellent Student Exchange Meeting". Little Phoenix, Garuda, Yuelao and others all hid far away. Peeping aside.

Because the three little birds are all under 30 years old, they cannot take shape.Little Phoenix handmade three small benches suitable for the birds to sit on, and also made a practice banquet and put them up. As a result, when the time came that day, only two little birds, Little Sweet Potato and Wangcai, were present.

Little Sweet Potato opened her watery eyes and asked, "Is something wrong with Brother Liqiu?"

Wangcai looked around vigilantly: "I don't know."

The little Phoenix who was hiding aside was a little suspicious: "Why hasn't the briquette arrived yet? He is always punctual, why is he late for a life-long event? This is not good, he is not a good briquette who keeps his word."

Xing Yi who was dragged over by Little Phoenix: "..."

He said: "Maybe he doesn't plan to come today, let's go back to sleep."

But Xiao Fenghuang insisted: "No, I must wait until the briquettes, he will not disappoint my kindness, Wei Jian, if you are tired, go back first."

Xing Yi looked at him, sighed, reached out and rubbed his hair: "Then I'll go back first."

Little Phoenix couldn't take his eyes off him, didn't look at him at all, and Xing Yi drifted away.

A moment later, a pitch-black spherical phoenix came riding on the auspicious clouds.He walked to the scene in a hurry.

The onlookers were all excited—Little Fenghuang was especially excited, if it wasn't because he was eavesdropping, he would have rushed to rub the coal ball's belly.

I haven't seen him for a few months, but the briquette is still the same as before he entered the customs, with his head held high, his breath chilling, and his serious little bean eyes are shining with a cold light.

The atmosphere was a bit awkward. Wangcai and Xiaohongshu had never seen such a battle before, so they were stunned.

He walked to his seat in a hurry, staring at the two balls in front of him without saying a word: "Sorry, Brahma, I'm late."

Wangcai said angrily, "I'm still making excuses for being late!"

Little Sweet Potato looked at the cold and calm black briquettes on the opposite side, she lowered her head shyly, and said softly, "It's okay,"

Wangcai: "..."

Xing Yi: "..."

Halfway through the blind date banquet, the atmosphere continued to be awkward and tended to become more and more awkward.

The Garuda poked the little Phoenix with its wings; "Boss, is there something wrong with you little coal ball brother? He is my third younger brother after all, but he doesn't seem to talk much yet, why do people ask him anything? If you don't answer, you will make the little girl cry?"

Little Phoenix sighed sadly: "I'm afraid it's inappropriate. Little Coal Ball is arrogant and didn't like Little Sweet Potato. Oh, forget it, we won't force it if we don't have fate, let them call it a day. I'll do the math. Afterwards, let the little coal ball go to Fuli Palace to wait for me. I, the big brother, will teach him to respect girls. In addition, let Wangcai come to me later, and I, the big brother, will encourage him and teach him to respect girls. He was relentlessly chasing girls."

Garuda sighed, "Young man."

Little Phoenix also stroked his wings and sighed, "Young man."

As a result of the banquet, Xing Yi kept ignoring Little Sweet Potato. In the end, the little girl became more and more wronged, and she was so angry that she burst into tears.

Xing Yi also got up and jumped a few steps, patted his little wings, and said majesticly: "It's getting late, I'll go first, you two go your own way."

Wangcai was so angry that he pointed at him with his wings: "You, you, you! How dare you leave? You don't apologize for making him so angry, are you polite?"

As he said that, he rushed forward to stop Xing Yi, but Xing Yi really stopped - he saw that Xiao Fenghuang had left, so he turned around and glanced at Wang Cai with his bean eyes: "You Don't bother, I have a wife."

Wangcai was stunned: "Do you have a girlfriend? My elder brother didn't tell me. He asked me to compete fairly with you."

Xing Yi just smiled and said nothing.

For a moment, Wangcai saw a familiar light in the eyes of the black phoenix in front of him—calmness, with a narrow smile, serious appearance, very much like... like his idol, Emperor Fuli!

Wangcai was agitated, and subconsciously asked, "Which Phoenix is ​​your girlfriend? I might know her."

Xing Yi pointed upwards with his wings.There is nothing above them, only the top of the snow mountain where the towering Fuli palace stands.

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Little Fenghuang waited for a long time before waiting for his little brother Wangcai. Before that, he had gone through the ledger three times.

Wangcai looked a little strange, and there was even a little panic in his eyes. He ran over tremblingly, and when he came up, he shouted: "Brother, there is something wrong with that coal ball, let me tell you—"

Xiao Fenghuang picked him up and put him on his lap, and asked curiously, "What's the matter? What's wrong with the briquettes?"

Wangcai held back for a while, and didn't express his conjecture immediately.

He has been with Little Phoenix for four months, and he has already figured out the big brother Yuanyuan's personality through his experience from looking down on him at first, to being perfunctory, and then to the stage of "this white phoenix is ​​still interesting". Temperament, greedy for money and love of vanity, he has recruited younger brothers all over the world, and the higher the ranking, the more stupid he is - such as Garuda.Most of the time, it is not Little Phoenix who is leading them to do things, but they are coaxing Little Phoenix. Little Phoenix is ​​always cheerful and easy to be taken advantage of by the little birds. mean.

He couldn't be sure about this matter.But after all, this matter is related to his childhood idol and kindergarten principal, Xiao Fenghuang, so he decided to confess and be lenient.

Wangcai swallowed his saliva: "Brother, that briquette said he already has a partner, and the partner is in Fuli Palace."

"Ah?" Little Phoenix was a little confused, "In Fuli Palace?"

Wangcai affirmed: "That's right. I checked recently. Our sister-in-law just came out of the customs recently, right? It just happened that the little coal ball also came out of the customs on this day. Is it too coincidental? And I heard Garuda say , Briquettes have never met sister-in-law in public, have they?"

Little Phoenix was thoughtful: "Hey, it seems to be really..."

He thought of the mystery of the briquettes, and the residence where the briquettes had never been revealed—the luxurious tree hole, exactly where it was.The habit of sleeping at night and coming out at night also predestined Briquette to be a mysterious bird.

Wangcai swallowed his saliva again, "I think there is a big problem with this matter, Brother Yuanyuan, have you ever thought about why? How could a person like Dijun, who is afraid of trouble, casually promise to raise a strange bird for no reason? What? Is he not against briquettes, or even overly jealous of briquettes?"

Xiao Fenghuang thought for a long time, and suddenly felt the urgency of the matter: "It seems to be! Yesterday Wei Jian thought that I had three eggs, which were black, but when I suggested that these three eggs might be born of the coal ball, Not only was he not angry, but he even smiled!"

Wangcai stomped his paw: "That's it! Brother, I think you should know, right? Although it seems very unlikely, people often say that when we rule out all possible situations, the remaining one may seem impossible. How impossible it is, that is also the truth!"

Xiao Fenghuang rolled up his sleeves and said deeply: "You are right."

Wangcai was also ebullient immediately: "That's it, the case has been solved, brother, you are more perceptive than I thought, you are really a smart bird. You should think exactly as I think, right?"

"The case has been solved." Little Phoenix said affirmatively, "Wei Jian and Xiao Lian are together, let's go, let's fight Wei Jian."