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In one day, it will be time for Xing Yi, Sha Po Lang and Phoenix Mingzun to retreat together—strictly speaking, Phoenix Mingzun does not count as retreating with them.When he heard about the astrolabe, he understood that if they coordinated the astrolabe together, then the former dynasty would be left unattended, and rumors would spread everywhere.

The astrolabe is abnormal, and Xingyi may no longer be able to suppress the astrolabe. If it is known, it will definitely cause an uproar.Before that, there were many people who questioned the rationality of Xingyi's arrangement, and there were countless people in the Six Realms coveting the power of the astrolabe. If no one came out to control the situation, there would be chaos.

Fenghuang Mingzun thought of a reason to enter Fuli Palace and take charge of handling affairs on behalf of Xing Yi: "By the way, I will take care of Xiao Yuanyuan for you. There is something wrong with this little bird and I have to ask him to correct it."

Xing Yi sneered: "According to the logic, the emperor is retreating, and the empress should come out to take care of it. You can ask Xiao Yuanyuan why he went there. Shouldn't you write a review for me?"

Fenghuang Mingzun sneered: "Then you are wrong to blame Yuanyuan. He is my Brahma man, and sooner or later he will be able to provoke the leader. Now he can't do much with his early Mahayana cultivation, so he intensifies his practice every day, thinking that he can be faster. In the golden elixir stage of crossing the catastrophe, it will help you refine and strengthen your cultivation. Your previous method of refining the essence of heaven and earth to increase your cultivation is no longer available. The astrolabe has crushed part of your bones. You should understand. So, although Xiao Yuanyuan's method is a bit erotic, it is indeed a lifeline."

Xing Yi lazily replied: "I didn't tell him. If I hadn't mentioned something, he would have made me eat three hundred exercises a day to improve my cultivation."

"Pfft——" Fenghuang Mingzun spit out a mouthful of tea, and then quickly cast a spell to clean up his face, returning to his previous dignified and reserved, "It makes sense, speaking of this, I went to visit the Queen Mother a few days ago, From what she said, Xiao Yuanyuan is probably the only phoenix in the sky and earth who ascends to Mahayana by eating a lot; Pantao and Lianshi are both products of the peak of aura, and ordinary people can immediately cleanse their spiritual roots by eating a fairy fruit, making their whole body feel comfortable. But the further you go, the higher the god level, the more spiritual power you need... I'm going to study Yuanyuan's belly, and it must be not an ordinary phoenix to be able to eat the Mahayana cultivation base."

After Fenghuang Mingzun said so, he turned his head and really grabbed Little Fenghuang, held his fluffy belly and did not let him move, and studied carefully: "I have calculated, if you want to eat Mahayana, you need to eat at least 30 Lianshi, but considering that you grew up eating flat peaches, let me convert it, one flat peach is worth ten Lianshi, and you have to eat [-]—Xiao Yuanyuan, tell me." Fenghuang Ming Zun looked serious, "Is the Queen Mother abusing you? Did you really deliver [-] couriers? Her peach orchard is harvesting so well now?"

Little Phoenix twitched at his fingertips, struggled and said: "No, Mingzun, I, besides eating flat peaches, I am also practicing myself, I only delivered thousands of couriers and ate thousands of flat peaches .Other times I am very serious about learning and practicing.”

Phoenix Mingzun loosened his fingertips to make the ball bounce, and replied: "Okay, I praise you."

Little Phoenix boldly jumped onto his lap, and rubbed his childhood idol's hand reverently with his fluffy little head.Fenghuang Mingzun stroked his fur, then carried him down, and went out to give lectures to the young Phoenixes in the newly promoted class.

Wangcai has been put down by Little Phoenix.Little Phoenix turned into a human form, brought silk and medicinal materials, and helped him bandage the wound that was hung by the gold thread—there was no serious injury, just a little red and swollen, Xing Yi didn't use real strength when stringing up the hanging balls .

Wangcai asked pitifully: "Dijun is so proficient in hanging, has he really eaten Phoenix?"

Thinking of what he said yesterday, Xiao Fenghuang also tensed up, pretending to calmly deny it: "No, he is just teasing you, he is very nice."

Saying so, he changed back into a bird's form, raised his snow-white paws, looked at them, and took a bite after hesitating for a long time.

It didn't taste very good, and he was afraid of pain, so he didn't dare to bite, so he gave up sheepishly, and could only comfort himself: "Perhaps Bai Yu's Phoenix is ​​not delicious."

Wangcai stared at him suspiciously: "White Feather Chicken, what are you doing?"

Xiao Fenghuang quickly denied it: "It's nothing." After finishing speaking, he began to criticize Education Wangcai again: "You must be polite when talking to your elder brother! Who taught you to speak like this!"

Wangcai said: "You are the empress of my idol, how can I be polite, you are not worthy of him at all."

Little Phoenix stared at Xiaodou, and suddenly chirped a few times. Not only was he not angry, but he slapped Gong Wangcai with malicious intentions: "Didn't you still scold him yesterday? Come on, why are you like this?" long love?"

Wangcai's voice was sad: "The idol I have followed for 29 years, although it is a bit different from what I imagined, and his temper looks bad, but he is my life benchmark after all! I heard that he has no father and no mother, heaven and earth When he was born, one thought broke through thousands of thunder and fire calamities, and his sound shook the Kyushu. What a majesty, even though the ancient gods have passed away, he still lives above the northern sky, suppressing the astrolabe, and controlling the fate of the gods..." He babbled a lot, Then he said, "My father and mother passed away after hatching me. I have no father or mother. I have nothing. I started from scratch, but I want to be like him, and I want to be the best of the phoenixes!"

Little Phoenix understood.He patted Wangcai again: "Hey, Wangcai."

Wangcai was furious all over, staring at him: "I said don't call me that!"

With the idea of ​​caring for the younger generation, Xiao Fenghuang looked at him lovingly and did not argue with him: "Wangcai, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time there was a little bird whose feathers were all snow-white. Because it is unknown, she was abandoned by her parents after she was born."

Wangcai looked at his fur, full of suspicion.

Little Phoenix continued: "But this little bird doesn't need an idol to live well. With his own hard work, he is the first in fighting, eating first, and flying faster. He found a job and his salary is also the highest in the whole heaven. The reason for all this? It is because he is a very powerful bird! He has a wide range of knowledge and knowledge, and he has traveled all over the world. Is your idol bad? If you want to find someone to flaunt, the one that is close to your life is the best. Don’t you want to learn from Weibo and go to the ancient battlefield to fight and kill? Are there any battles to fight now? So you should learn more I—yes, the protagonist of this story is me, aren't you surprised?"

Wangcai: "..."

He swallowed, expressionless: "I'm surprised."

Little Phoenix raised his wings and slapped him on the head: "That's right! Come and recognize me as an idol, don't learn from micro-cum, I'll tell you secretly, micro-cum often sleeps in and doesn't get up, far inferior to me who is diligent and watchful." Time. If you follow me, I will help you change back to your original name."

Wangcai's eyes brightened: "Really?"

Little Fenghuang assured her: "Really!" As soon as he finished speaking, Wangcai pounced on him, crying and said, "I obey you, I obey you! Change my name back!"

……

Wangcai's original name was Danxi.

Little Phoenix asked Xing Yi specifically last night, and knew that Qi is the watch of fire, so he took it out to show off: "Little classmate, I know your name means red fire, um, good name."

He reached out his paws to try to smooth the non-existent beard, and then gave up again because he was too chubby.

Dan Hao (liào) looked at his triumphant look, and said expressionlessly: "That's not what it means, this word is a tribute to the name of an ancient big phoenix, you don't understand."

Little Fenghuang stared at his round little bean eyes: "Nonsense, I know, I am called throwing bricks to attract jade, in fact, I already knew it, but I was just waiting for you to take the initiative to tell me, to see if you are really a child. "

Dan Hao: "..."

Dan Li told him suspiciously: "I heard that the original phoenixes would not be able to nirvana. Until ancient times, there was a phoenix named Li who killed three thousand elite soldiers of the demonic way and was shut down. After death, the heavens rained down the three-flavored real fire, and the phoenix was tempered by the flames, but was reborn, and this is the origin of Nirvana."

Little Phoenix said: "Oh." He raised his eyelids, and asked patiently: "Don't look at other people, look at me, I am your idol, your big brother, you just need to worship me from now on. I will also be nirvana, Is it great or not?"

Dan Hao was about to figure out the temperament of this vain little bird, he flattered Little Phoenix with a few words, and got the happy reward of Little Phoenix: a solid.

……

The three days before the retreat were almost wasted.Xing Yi stayed in bed for three days, occasionally took Xiao Fenghuang to accompany him to take a nap, otherwise he was busy discussing the position of the formation with Sha Po Lang Sanxing.

On the contrary, it's cheap for Little Phoenix, who has been playing like crazy these few days, and the group of young Phoenixes are still very clingy to him, and they praise him so much that they can't be found from east to west.This little chubby bird had played happily, and now it was free to run over and squat in Xingyi's palm the night before their retreat, rubbing against him, and said affectionately: "Wei Jian, your fan I have already inherited it for you, and Jinjin and I have also saved up the start-up funds. In a few days, we will be able to open a heavenly kiln, earn money to support our family, and buy you many great supplements to increase your cultivation level; when I reach the golden elixir stage , Mingzun will be able to go home on vacation, and I will take care of our Fuli Palace instead of him, so you can go there with confidence!"

Xing Yi's eyebrows twitched, and he asked after a while, "How long do you think I'll be in seclusion?"

Little Phoenix began to make careful calculations: "Everyone retreats for hundreds of years, doesn't it? It doesn't matter, when the time comes for your birthday party, I will draw a picture of you and place it in front of the table, as if you were there. Big wedding , if you get married, I have a solution. Let's just go through the motions. When the little coal ball comes back, I will take him back. After you leave the customs, I will definitely be in the Golden Core stage. We will consummate the house at that time -"

Before he finished speaking, Xing Yi stuck his neck with two fingers, and asked in a demonstrative way: "Say it again? Did you take the coal balls over to let me hatch eggs for the two of you after I leave the customs? "

Little Fenghuang kicked his legs indiscriminately, his eyes sparkled: "I don't have one, wei cum."

Xing Yi rubbed his temples: "You are so angry that I have a headache."

The little phoenix took a look at him, and flew up to rub his temples with its small wings, while rubbing his cheeks, fluffy: "Weiji, I'm joking, you must have a lot of fans, share one with me." Surely it doesn't matter; don't blame me for taking one of your admirers away."

"Is this what I'm talking about? You little bird, my husband is about to retreat, and you didn't show it at all?" Xing Yi asked, and pointed out seriously, "If you didn't show it, then I am the one who opened the Tianting kiln. If it is not approved, you have the start-up capital, and there is no way to open it.”

Little Phoenix looked at him, held up her little wings reservedly, and touched Xing Yi's lips with her pointed beak.

Xing Yi's expression didn't relax at all: "Not serious, you are not qualified as a little bird empress."

Little Phoenix thought about it, but couldn't figure out what a qualified little bird empress should look like, so he asked: "Then, Wei Jian, what do you want?"

Xing Yi put his hand on top of his head, the little phoenix turned into a human form out of thin air, the young man leaped forward out of inertia, and threw himself into his arms.

When Xiao Fenghuang raised his head, he bumped into Xing Yi's chin.Xing Yi clutched his chin and rubbed it, and the next moment he hugged the little bird into his arms, and said in a low voice, "...I'll give you a chance to make up for it."

Xiao Fenghuang looked up at him, and slowly moved closer, her rosy and soft lips moved closer, sticking to Xing Yi's lips.Xing Yi was kissed by him indiscriminately for a while, and then pressed him on the bed with a backhand, and kissed him softly with a little ruthlessness.

Little Fenghuang was breathless from his kiss, complaining: "You think I have expressed it, so you should leave the customs early, I have prepared your birthday present well."

"What are you preparing for?" Xing Yi asked softly, opening his lapel.

At the time of intense affection, Little Phoenix lost his mind again.When Xing Yi asked this question, Little Phoenix suddenly jumped up excitedly, and told him: "Wei Jian! I remembered, I am about to pass through the Tribulation Yuandan Stage, and you gave me nineteen vajra shields. Then I went to Taishang Laojun to wholesale hundreds of them, and when the time comes to sell them at a high price, there must be many little gods who have gone through calamities will like them! We will definitely make a lot of money."

Xing Yi: "..."

Little Phoenix was complacent: "I am really a genius bird in business."

Later, Xiao Fenghuang noticed his situation, and said a little guilty: "Oh, I'm sorry, Wei Jian, I forgot when I was happy, let's continue!"

Xing Yi: "..."

He simply pushed forward: "Then you take the initiative."

Little Phoenix blushed a little: "Okay."

He climbed onto Xing Yi, leaned over and asked in a low voice: "Then, Wei Jian, let me suck it out for you, okay? I haven't given it to you yet, and I haven't given you this life to live like this."

Xing Yi's breath was stagnant at this moment—then, he pressed Xiao Fenghuang down fiercely, and said in a hoarse voice: "Don't hook me. Xiao Yuanyuan, be good."