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After thinking about it for a long time, Xiao Fenghuang was a little puzzled: "But Wei Jian, we were like this before. I only dated you for fifteen days, and then we married you. I have always done this ,I feel good."

Xing Yi looked at him: "I don't care, this is my first time dating."

Little Phoenix thought about it, and seemed to be a little distressed.

He was still half-kneeling on the ground and didn't get up. After applying the ointment to Xing Yi, he wrapped the wound with clean banana leaves, and then wrapped it layer by layer with silk.

His attention was quickly attracted by this matter, and he asked Xing Yi to praise him with a shy face: "Look, my hands are very dexterous, and the bandaging technique is never stuffy or clumsy, so it won't affect your work." .”

Xing Yi looked at it, and then asked: "Where did you learn it?"

Little Fenghuang got up, packed his things, moved a small bench and sat down next to him: "I learned it in the brothel, I can know everything a man's family needs, and I can also know what a daughter's family needs. At that time, I had A little friend got chickenpox, his body was bleeding from scratches, and even the doctor didn’t want to look at him, so I went to take care of him, helped him clean up the wound and sores, bandaged him and put on the medicine patch, and he recovered soon.”

What is a brothel, Xing Yi doesn't need to ask.He naturally knew what it was, seeing Little Phoenix excitedly continuing to paint with a brush, Xing Yi nudged him again.

Little Phoenix cried out: "Wei Jian, you've distorted my drawing again! Don't blame me for drawing you as an ugly monster!"

Xing Yi ignored him, his eyes were still on the manuscript in front of him, but he asked casually, "Did you teach others how to fall in love in the brothel?"

Little Fenghuang was a little confused: "No... No, I only taught us how to seduce people and how to please people."

Xing Yi thought for a while: "Seduction and pleasing people seem to be not much different from falling in love. Tell me, I haven't learned this either."

He touched Little Phoenix again with his elbow: "Tell me, Xiao Yuanyuan."

Little Fenghuang bit his pen and looked over, as if he was recalling: "Hmm... in bed and in life, which one do you want to listen to?"

Xing Yi tapped him: "What do you think?"

Little Phoenix looked at him expectantly: "Wei Jian, do you want to listen to what's going on between the beds?"

Xing Yi hit him again.Only then did Xiao Fenghuang reluctantly change his words, and recalled to him one by one: "One is to do what the other person likes, what the other party likes and what he dislikes, these must be clearly remembered, usually coaxed and pampered, and he must not make mistakes at all. Taboo, the second is to let others know that you are good to him, and you have to give seven points to let others know ten points. The third is to let others know that you care about him, but there are also people who care about you, so that they Only then will there be a sense of crisis, and you will be willing to spend your life desperately to spend money."

Xing Yi frowned: "It seems different from how you treat me. I like to go to bed early. Don't you, little bad bird, wake me up every day?"

Xiao Fenghuang handed him a hand to hold, leaned on him and said: "So you are different from other people, this is all a trick of deceiving people's feelings in Fengyue, it is very bad to deceive people's hearts. Wei Jian, Don't learn this, and I promise I won't treat you like this. I like you because I want to treat you really well, not to please you. "

Looking at his shining eyes, Xing Yi seemed a little confused: "Then what should I do?"

Xiao Fenghuang glanced at him, then straightened up suddenly and continued to concentrate on painting, ignoring him.Xing Yi waited for a long while but did not get a response, and suddenly saw Xiao Fenghuang throw a small ball of paper over, and hit him with a slap.

Xing Yi took it apart and saw that Xiao Fenghuang wrote: "You can't consult Xiaoniao himself about how to fall in love with Xiaoniao, otherwise you will be too inactive, Wei Jian, why are you so stupid? I hope my husband can surprise me."

Xing Yi was stunned after seeing it: "Surprise?"

He whispered: "I never like accidents. The battlefield changes rapidly, and accidents can never happen. I don't like things like surprises that are not in the plan. Moreover, it is very boring."

Xiao Fenghuang threw another ball of paper over, turned her head and "hummed", not looking at him.

She pretended to be unhappy, but the note was still persuasive: "Your birthday, you certainly don't like me telling you earlier, so I prepared a box of flat peaches for you?"

Seeing this, Xing Yi suddenly remembered that it would be his [-] birthday in a few days.

After he came out of the mountain, people celebrated his birthday every year. The Jade Emperor took care of it with his own children, and the four seas celebrated it. There were countless congratulatory gifts from the Fuli Palace in Kyushu—perhaps some of these gifts were to please him, and they wanted him to be listed in the astrolabe. It means showing mercy.But Xing Yi, the birthday star himself, was never present, and the birthday gifts were never in sight, and they were piled together in the palace of Fuli Palace to accumulate dust.

He doesn't like surprises.

He doesn't want surprises, never needs to.

But... what did this little bird say, that he had already prepared a gift for his [-]-year-old birthday, which was a box of flat peaches?

Although flat peaches are precious, he has never seen any rare ones in Fuli Palace, even picking them one by one, and almost provoked the intention of the Phoenix Clan to raise troops to capture Fuli Palace—he knew Little Phoenix For those who have been working part-time at the Queen Mother's place for a hundred years, it's easy to get flat peaches.

This little fat bird just took a few peaches for his [-]-year-old birthday?

Xing Yi grabbed Xiao Fenghuang's hand: "Peach?"

Little Phoenix affirmed: "Peach, yes, Wei Jian, you know, I am a poor phoenix, that box of flat peaches was saved when I delivered the express, originally there were six of them, but I couldn't resist eating them yesterday I lost one, so there are only five left. I think the birthday banquet should be held a few days in advance, I am afraid that I will not be able to resist eating it up, so that you will have nothing——Weijian, so to speak, I want to eat again, can I advance a flat peach and eat it today? Then you will have four peaches left."

Xing Yi looked at him.

He looked at him with blinking eyes, and after watching for a while, he changed into a bird with a bang, jumped round and round to his knee, then buried his fluffy little head in his palm, and rubbed it against him.The snow-white little ball swallowed, and continued to discuss with him: "Look, what's mine is yours, and what's yours is also mine. What's the difference between giving it to you and giving it to myself? , I thought about it, how about I give you these four flat peaches now, and then you give them to me, is that okay?"

Xing Yi: "..."

He took a deep breath, rubbed his temples, reached out to sweep the little fat bird on his lap, and drove him out: "Go out and play."

Little Phoenix's Xiaodou's eyes were full of concern, he patted his little wings, tilted his head and asked, "What's the matter, Wei Jian, are you feeling well?"

Xing Yi picked him up and threw him away lightly—Little Phoenix flew up, tweeted a few times, and then continued to look at him with concern.

Xing Yi said: "You are so angry that I have a headache."

After all, he failed to ask Xiaofeng the correct way to fall in love.Not only did he fail to ask, but he unexpectedly found out in advance that Xiao Fenghuang had prepared some peaches for him as a birthday present.

Why do I care so much about such a gift?

Xing Yi has never been a person who is obsessed with his thoughts. If he can't figure it out, he doesn't want to think about it. It's like he has seen that there are more evil stars and evil stars in the stars with more self-hua, and he knows the consequences of being self-confident.

He saw Little Phoenix running out to play, so he closed the doors and windows again and activated the astrolabe.

Thousands of dazzling shimmering lights suddenly appeared, and then flickered and fluctuated, as if it had breath, like a living thing.

He has never used the method of bloodletting before. Blood, to put it bluntly, is a part of flesh and blood. He is using his own body to sacrifice the astrolabe bit by bit, instead of relying on his own cultivation to do it as before. Suppress it, deter it.Sometimes Xingyi can also feel that Xingpan is like a conscious person, he supervises all his quiet changes and hesitation, and sneaks in when he is restless or in deep sleep.

It is a friend who has accompanied him for thousands of years. He is as familiar with the astrolabe as he is familiar with himself. Before Little Phoenix, there was only such an astrolabe to accompany him all day long, experiencing the scorching heat and cold winter together.But it is also an enemy that has been staring at it for thousands of years. He and it interact with each other, and all the gods have fallen since ancient times, and he has already seen the first clue when he lived alone.

If there is an end day, either you die, or I die.

Xingpan was affected by his blood pressure for more than ten hours, and at this time there was a tendency of restlessness again, Xing Yi found the leaf knife again, just wanted to avoid the wound that Xiao Fenghuang bandaged him, and chose another hidden place When the blood was cut open, it suddenly stopped.

That little bird had to sleep with him every day, and occasionally had to bathe together, if there were other wounds on him, Xiao Fenghuang would definitely feel sorry for him again when he found out.

He loves to watch him because of the way he cries, a bit nasty, bad love to watch, but also kind of distressed, this feeling is very contradictory - he doesn't know what's going on.

This kind of mortal love seems beautiful, but how long will it last?He has seen many on-off and on-again lovers, turning against each other or reconciling with each other, no matter what kind, the former him would only laugh.He knows that there is love in the world, but this does not prevent him from once holding the monstrous fire of karma, burning a pair of lovers who would rather die than separate into ashes.

That was many years ago, Nuwa sent a descendant of the Tu Shan family to seduce the emperor, and finally the world was in chaos, he obeyed Nuwa's request and came forward to wipe out the evildoers.This is the first time he has seen love, knowing that love can shake the world and make people live and die together, but it can also disappear without a trace in an instant.

Feelings make people weak, impotent, and humble, and the feelings of mortals are as small as dust.

Feelings are useless.

Now he was going to pick up this useless thing. For the first time in ten thousand years, something was beyond his control.

Xing Yi looked at the scar on his wrist, his throat rolled a bit, and the sparkling eyes of Little Phoenix kept appearing in his eyes, as if Little Phoenix was looking at him right now, calling him "Wei Jian" in a low voice.Through the wound, his eyes were stained with sweet and sour and slightly tingling touch, the astrolabe became more and more restless, and his consciousness and breath fluctuated again.In the mist, he vaguely smelled the fragrance of bamboo leaves, but the shadow in the phantom became more and more clear, just like the dusk when he was living in a nightmare, the voice that asked him disappeared.

The sky and the earth are divided into red and white, little phoenix stood there, his smiling eyes were crooked and his eyes were clear, he said to him, "Weijian."

At the same time, he slashed down and cut deeply on his previous wound. The wound overlapped, and the healed flesh burst and bled again. The magic weapon in his hand was as cold as ice and snow for thousands of years, making his blood congeal into red ice.

Xing Yi regained his sobriety, and the phantom in his sight disappeared.

There were four scratches on his arm originally, Xing Yi looked at it, carefully lifted off the silk cloth that Xiao Fenghuang had bandaged him, and then cut the second and third cuts fiercely on the original wound, almost Deep bone visible.But as long as the bleeding stops, others will not see that this is a new injury, but only think that the old injury is slow to heal.

He breathed a sigh of relief, and after the blood dried up, he rewrapped the silk cloth with one hand, and then wiped off the blood around the wound with a satin dipped in water.Then he leaned back on the chair, closed his eyes and rested for a while, and opened his eyes again after the part of the dizziness caused by the ischemia and the root bone injured by the divine soldier passed away.

His eyes fell on the ball of paper that Xiao Fenghuang wrote to him again.

At this moment, the door was knocked twice, and it was Daxian'e who brought tea.

He let people in, and then ordered, "Bring Yuanyuan's storage ring."

Da Xian'e didn't think much about it, she kept Xiao Fenghuang's small package all along, and if Xing Yi wanted it, she picked it out and gave it to him.

Xing Yi moved his finger, and the storage ring snapped open, revealing the contents inside.During the time he was here, Little Phoenix had accumulated quite a lot—unspent pocket money, accumulated Phoenix tears, and a lot of messy goods, which should have been accumulated by Little Phoenix and Garuda for business. , in addition to this huge pile, Xingyi also found a bunch of fairyland tatters inside, such as the bark of the old god tree and the shell tears with scratches.

Xing Yi searched for a long time before he found the five peaches of Xiao Fenghuang inside - Xiao Fenghuang packed even the tattered ones in small wooden boxes by category, but these few peaches were just piled in it casually.

Don't you even give yourself a small wooden box as a birthday present?

Thinking of this, Xing Yi put the five plump and sweet big peaches in a row, and then seriously said to Xian'e: "I don't have to have my portion for dinner."

Xian'e asked suspiciously, "Then what do you eat?"

Xing Yi pointed to the table, and his tone was full of majesty: "I eat peaches, you go tell Yuanyuan, and think of another gift for me."