Get fat by order

Although he imagined that the effect of this talisman would not last too long, Xiao Fenghuang did not expect that this time was too short, almost less than half the time of burning incense.

He decided to find time to find the Garuda to return the product, and if he refused to return it, he would be beaten up.

The night is thick, the moonlight is not visible, but the eyes are bright.

Xing Yi looked at him, and he looked at Xing Yi.

In fact, Xing Yi's appearance has not changed much, it is the same as when he was in the mortal world, he was a prince in the first life, and a cultivator in the second life.But bad is also bad in this second world, when Little Phoenix was about to go to Xianshan to find him, he heard that Xing Yi had ascended ahead of time and returned to the Heavenly Court.

This time, the five senses and six senses returned, and the astrolabe asked the owner to be heartless and ruthless, even erasing the memories.Xing Yi doesn't even remember his past, so how could he remember such a little fat bird.

Xiao Fenghuang thought, since his husband doesn't recognize him now, there are all kinds of entanglements in the world "do you love the me in the past life or the me in the present", so it's better to observe secretly for a while.

The owner of the astrolabe just woke up from his sleep, and was completely woken up by the chirps.

Emperor Xingyi lowered his eyes and recognized it: "You are the little phoenix in the daytime."

The little phoenix nodded happily and patted her wings, which meant yes yes, it was me!Xing Yi loses his temper after seeing this cheerful and lively appearance.

Xingyi has always been lazy, when he has enough rest, he is in a good mood, and he can cooperate very well to carry out the relevant procedures of the heavens, such as the court meeting, and talk with the Jade Emperor about "when will I have a son"-although the emperor of Xingyi lives forever , but he is still a bachelor god, no more than the Jade Emperor, who has grown white hair and beard, and his appearance is still the best-looking among the gods. He has been listed among the fairies about "the male god who wants to marry the most" Reelected No.1 for the [-]th consecutive year.When he didn't have enough rest, he would try his best to let himself have enough rest. When all the gods in the heaven came to pay homage to him, he didn't mind letting people dove. It was not uncommon for him to dove for ten days and half a month.

Xing Yi was woken up by a bird in the middle of the night. Seeing that the bird couldn't speak, he must not have a high level of cultivation. It wasn't some mountain spirit that came to harass him, so he didn't take it to heart.He stretched out his finger and touched Little Phoenix's head.

Little Phoenix made an inch of progress, jumped up along his hand, crawled up to nest on his neck, and rubbed against him again.

"There will be snow tonight, you can leave after tomorrow."

Xing Yi carried him back and gently held him in the palm of his hand, showing a gentle look in his indifference.Little Phoenix stared at him with dark eyes, stars could pop out of it, but Xing Yi had already closed his eyes again, and his breathing gradually took longer.Little Phoenix folded its wings, stared at him for a while, then leaned against his palm, and closed its eyes.

In the middle of the night, Xing Yi turned over, his five fingers loosened, Little Phoenix fell out of his palm, and rolled on the couch with a snap.

Little Phoenix was woken up by the fall, looked up at his husband, and slept on his side, leaving him with half of a pretty face, with sharp and beautiful eyebrows, and a high nose bridge, if he woke up, he would be a good husband who would be as popular as a star .Little Phoenix walked along the bed in a hurry, the soft brocade under his body, he retracted his claws so as not to scratch it.

He stretched out his wingtips and poked Xing Yi's eyelashes carefully.The soft white down was slightly bent on the tip of the slightly stiff eyelashes, and then returned to its original shape with the retraction.Little Phoenix walked around Xingyi, then carefully stretched out her claws, and climbed on top of Xingyi's head.He hooked it very securely, and could fall asleep on a sideways position. He almost made a nest out of Xing Yi's hair, and then fell asleep happily.

This time I slept until the sun was up.Even Xiantong didn't notice it when he came in to help Xing Yi wash his hair. Xing Yi got used to it after sleeping all night, and he didn't notice it himself.

Xiantong stood behind Xingyi, looking at the little fat white ball nestled in his Dijun's hair, holding a comb, he hesitated to do it: "Here, Dijun... Do you want to comb this bird too?"

Xing Yi was dozing off with his eyes closed, and only opened his eyes after hearing this.Standing in front of him was a water mirror, and when he turned his head slightly, he saw a round, smooth, fan-shaped bird's buttocks with tail feathers, and the owner of this tail was sleeping soundly on his hair.

Xiantong didn't dare to move, but he was thinking in his heart, this bird is also very courageous.

Emperor Xingyi is usually reticent, and every day he wakes up with air-conditioning that can scare people back three feet, not to mention the fact that he was found with a bird on his head early in the morning.Xing Yi didn't speak, he waved his hand to signal Xiantong to step back, then reached out and took off the small ball on top of his head.

Little Phoenix was woken up, he kicked his short legs a few times, twisted, then poked his shrunken head out from the wings, revealing a pair of bewildered eyes, staring at Xing Yi.

Then he buried his head back again, twisted his body embarrassingly, and the whole bird rubbed back and forth in Xing Yi's hands.

Xing Yi wanted to put him down, turned over the palm of his hand, but Little Phoenix crawled along the pole, and then climbed up to his fingertips, holding on tightly.When Xing Yi lowered his hand, Little Phoenix rolled over and stood on his head, still standing upright, blinking his eyes at him.

"Let's go." Xing Yi said.

He stretched out his free hand, combed his hair at will, then got up and walked to the window, took off the little Phoenix from his fingertips, and placed it by the window sill.Little Phoenix didn't move, Xing Yi saw that there was no wind or snow outside, it was a good weather, so he patted Little Phoenix's head and closed the window, so that one person and one bird were separated by a thin layer of pearl paper.

Before taking two steps, the window paper was torn open with a snap.A short and pointed beak protruded, followed by a round body. The little phoenix entered halfway, and the rest was still stuck there. After trying hard for a long time, he couldn't squeeze in. He could only look at it innocently. he.

Xing Yi was amused by him, the corners of his lips curled up slightly, and he repeated: "I don't raise birds, go back to your own nest."

As soon as the words were finished, Little Phoenix squeezed in with a "bang", and stood at attention in front of him, his eyes full of expectation.

Xing Yi thought for a while, and added: "Even if I raise it, I won't raise a fat person like you."

Little Phoenix was stunned for a moment.

Xing Yi stopped looking at him, put on his outer robe, and walked outside.

For thousands of years, few things have caught his attention. This bird is too bold.Going out, he is the heartless and cold-faced emperor, the unpredictable ancient god of war behind the astrolabe.

Many people have used the word "evil" to describe Xing Yi for no other reason. He doesn't have a godlike appearance, he doesn't have the brilliance of Brahma that can save all living beings, and he doesn't have the kindness and accompaniment of the immortals in today's court.His aura is limited to the battlefield where he opened up the world ten thousand years ago, like a ghost that has penetrated thousands of years, and he still retains the strong evil spirit and hostility of the time when the world was vast, he never acts according to common sense, and his mind is even more Difficult to fathom.

Only by going to the battlefield can the other party lift some spirits.However, now is the peaceful and prosperous age, no matter whether it is in the human world or in the world of gods, he is very interested.

The black brocade was added to the body, with galactic stars embroidered on it, Xing Yi stepped into the snow, and saw a pair of fairy officials standing in the snow from a long distance, one green and one red, in sharp contrast in the snow.

The man in red was full of irresistible nobility, and there was a faint dragon mark between his eyebrows. He saluted very seriously, with a very respectful appearance: "Greedy wolf star pays homage to the emperor."

Only a hundred years ago, Tanlang was also the first emperor in the world, but there are countless emperors in the sky, and he is not the most unusual one. As a rare immortal in the astrolabe, he only became a star. You must directly obey Xingyi's orders.

The man in Tsing Yi was handsome and handsome, but he didn't pay much attention to etiquette, he just smiled slightly: "The Seven Killing Stars have met the emperor. I learned hexagrams from the Taishang Laojun a few days ago, and today I see that you seem to be in harmony with some kind of spirituality. The little animals are destined."

Xing Yi said indifferently: "It's a bird."

Qisha laughed even deeper, and after Xingyi passed by, he bowed deeply, and then followed behind him, one left and one right with Tanlang, and followed Xingyi to the court: "In this way, I have learned a lot. That's right, is Dijun ready to raise birds?"

Xing Yi said: "No."

Qisha slowed down, tilted his head and smiled again.

Greedy Wolf asked strangely: "What are you laughing at?"

Qisha pouted in the direction of Xingyi: "You don't know what the emperor raised and died, don't you know? A hundred years ago, I raised a pot of wishful grass that could sing, watered and fertilized it every day, and then died; I raised it 99 years ago. I bought a rabbit, I thought it was a baby rabbit, but it turned out to be an old pearl rabbit, and died immediately; I raised a tortoise 98 years ago, I thought I would live a long life this time, but because the spring water in Fuli Palace was too rich, the tortoise I couldn't stand it, and died.

"Later, Yuelao couldn't stand it anymore, so he got a pot of thorny green plant called a cactus, and gave it to the emperor. It is said that its vitality is tenacious, and it doesn't need to be watered, it just needs to be left to absorb moisture. However, even such a Dijun has not been able to feed the plants, and from then on, Dijun no longer raises animals, and from now on, he only meets birds on the road and feeds them occasionally."

Tanlang was a little surprised: "Is there such a thing?"

Seven kills said: "If you raise them to death, you will raise them to death. I think the reason why the emperor no longer raises these things is probably because he finds it troublesome. It takes time to raise them, and the corpses have to be collected after death."

Greedy Wolf sighed and said: "Why don't you raise it for me? Did you say that a little bird found Dijun today? If there are not many things to do later, I will go to Dijun's room and steal that bird away."

Qi Sha sneered: "I'm afraid you won't be able to steal it. According to Dijun's cold temper, I'm afraid he has already broken his heart and sent him away. Let's follow up first, so that Dijun won't let him go on a whim later." All the fairy pigeons, the old Jade Emperor is already afraid of the pigeons."

Scattered voices of discussion drifted over with the wind, Xing Yi paused for a moment, walked straight into the hall with a blank expression on his face.

There was silence in the hall.

All the immortals know that Emperor Fuli Yuanshi will definitely be late, and it is very likely that he will be absent.Today's Xingyi was only half a stick of incense late, everyone felt strange.

Tanlang talked about this little gossip with others: "It is said that a little tit came to Dijun, and Dijun was busy hiding, so he came so early."

Everyone discussed fiercely: "Really? The titmouse family doesn't seem to be so beautiful. Why didn't the emperor chase them away this time, but was busy hiding? Are we going to have a queen?"

Xing Yi heard it clearly from above, and he was about to speak several times, so he just thought about it.

That is not a sparrow, but a little phoenix.

I didn't see her beautiful face, she couldn't change her shape even if she was so fat, and she looked like she couldn't change her shape for a lifetime, stupid.

The author has something to say: 1. Dijun: It is impossible to raise birds. Who knows what kind of physical pain it is to raise them, so they can only be indifferent to the small animals that come to the door, and rely on the clouds to maintain the birds. This is how life is.

2. This article does not post razor blades, please rest assured.Love everyone!