Get fat by order

Chapter 19

The adjutant was caught off guard by him. At first, he was confused, but then he suddenly realized: their officer is really a master of incomprehension.Not to mention the letter from home, but the note to the young emperor, this lord cherishes words like gold, and always looks as plain as water.

The adjutant didn't say much, and grinningly pushed and pushed the surrounding soldiers to give up a seat, coaxing Xing Yi to sit down with others.This group of people all knew that Xing Yi had just gotten married and married a supposedly top prostitute back home.They usually respect their chief, and they only think that it is natural to be greedy for beauty, but they don't know that he actually welcomed a man into the house.Now that the war is coming to an end, everyone is very relaxed. Seeing him coming now, it is inevitable that they will all make fun of him and booed louder and louder.

Xing Yi coughed a few times.

A group of people stopped when they saw a good deal, and when the booing was over, they surrounded Xing Yi, and one or two actively made suggestions: "Family letters, of course, you can write whatever you want. As the saying goes, family letters are worth ten thousand gold, and the most important thing is to report safety. "

Xing Yi listened carefully.

The adjutant added: "It's the same reason to report good news but not bad news. It's just that I did it at first, but after a long time, my daughter-in-law still complained when I got home, saying that every time I wrote back, I only knew that I was safe and safe, and I didn't know how to think about her." And the children." As he said that, everyone laughed again, which made the normally shameless adjutant blush a little.

The adjutant muttered: "Women are troublesome. They always have to be coaxed. They are ignorant. Seeing that I don't go home once in a few years, they always suspect that I have someone outside. When I go home, I have to buy her some jewellery. You won't turn over my old accounts. You've been with me for so many years, and you're still acting like a little girl, hypocritical."

Others pointed at him and smiled: "Look at you smiling so hard that the wrinkles on your face are showing. You're pretending to be so disgusted. If you're careful, I'll turn around and complain to my sister-in-law!"

The adjutant couldn't hide his laughter, and rushed to fight with the person who just spoke, and the scene became lively again.Everyone chattered, and began to talk about their wives and children; those who were married, one by one excitedly showed off their families, telling how gentle and virtuous their wives were, how old their children were, and whether they were naughty or not; While being shy, he talked about his favorite person, telling how beautiful and moving the person he admired.

The people present were immediately divided into two groups. One side said that to marry a daughter-in-law, one should look for a virtuous one, but appearance is second;The debate intensified, and finally a few veterans ended the topic without a standard answer: "How can there be a perfect and good girl for us to choose? If those of us who fought the war can go back in one piece, with wives and children who are hot on the kang, that's God. What a blessing. If you want to say that those girls who are innocent, beautiful, proficient in all aspects of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and can go to the hall and the kitchen, they are all from rich families, and I am afraid that His Majesty's concubines are nothing more than that-no Those empresses in the harem are also the wives of dignitaries."

After listening to it, everyone thought it was right, and then they seemed to remember something, and looked at Xing Yi one after another - when it comes to the royal relatives, the most valuable person in the world is none other than Xing Yi, he and the current emperor have the same father and mother, The bad thing seems to be just luck when the reserve was established back then.If he wanted to choose a bride, as long as he wanted, the seven fairies could rush to marry him.

But no one has the courage to ask him, how is Mrs. Zun?

A group of soldiers changed the topic at the same time.

When night came, they lit a bonfire indoors, sang vulgar folk songs loudly, sprinkled salt and cumin on the roasted venison, and drank strong wine mixed with deer blood.When the time came, Xing Yi got up and went back to his tent, crossing the hunting mountain wind, let the freezing cold of the snow mountain pull him out of the warm shackles.

He rubbed away the frozen ink, thinking about what he had just heard while grinding.

He already knew the result of the standard of a perfect lady in the world.How about his own wife, then?

How about his little phoenix?

Needless to say, his looks are first-class and one-on-one, and a rich man is by no means an empty name. When he smiles, it seems like a spring breeze blows, and thousands of stars are in his eyes.

What about character?According to the mother in the brothel, this child has been obedient and sensible since he was a child, and has a warm and straightforward personality. Like a sun-facing flower blooming beside a ditch overgrown with weeds, it is clean and pure.

He can straighten his clothes smoothly for him, and he can also make a life-protecting jade for him with his hands and feet. If he can become the top card, he will naturally know the book and understand the rhythm, and he can indeed go to the hall or the kitchen.

The only thing that is not good is the birth, but Xing Yi doesn't care about it.His absurd marriage was a bit of deceit, and it was precisely because Xiao Fenghuang was a prostitute with a dusty pearl that he was able to dispel some suspicions with the young emperor—he himself was ashamed of him, so he had no reason to criticize him .

From this point of view, his wife is number one in the world, and no one should raise any objections.

Xing Yi flattened the letter paper, grabbed a pen and wrote a letter home.

To report safety, he first wrote down the word "An".Then he paused for a moment, thinking carefully.

Xing Yi lowered his eyes, gently stroked the crystal hanging by his collarbone with his fingers, and suddenly remembered the appearance of Little Phoenix tying the red rope for him on tiptoe when he was about to leave. His shadow was reflected in the eyes of the person, and he seemed to be a little gentler than usual in that shadow, not quite like him.

Xing Yi doesn't know whether the thing he gave him is useful or not, but he did save himself from danger in the last few battles, and the process went smoothly unexpectedly.He thought for a while, remembered what the old adjutant said before, slowly wrote a line, sealed it, and ordered his followers to send it back.

"If you meet:

Ann.

I love the gift from my wife very much.When speaking of luck, there is no taboo.Come back soon, don't read it. "

He remembered the "I'm lucky" that Little Phoenix blurted out before leaving, and thought that although it could be counted as a superstition, it would be better to remind that little bastard who spoke out loud.But after sending it out, he felt that this was too childish, and wanted to take it back and write it again.

However, when he walked out, he saw the courier flying flocks of pigeons head-on, as if the snow that had fallen gathered up again, traced back, scattered into the boundless sky, and scattered the faint feathers with a clatter, bringing The first letter in his life was sent to his lover.

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Little Phoenix was finally put together by Xing Yi, and he sued Xing Yi all the way with a sad face, and finally Xing Yi caught him, held him in the palm of his hand and kneaded it for a long time, squeezing the little ball until it screamed, and finally Knowing that he was wrong, he had to bow his head and be convinced.

Xing Yi asked him: "Have you realized your mistake?"

Little Fenghuang squatted obediently in his palm, and sincerely admitted: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't say that you don't raise birds well just because I'm in a bad mood, and I shouldn't cry casually, it's embarrassing."

Xing Yi then asked: "Then you used to play a pitiful routine on me, what should I say?"

Xiao Fenghuang criticized straightforwardly: "I apologized for this matter when you caught me last time. You shouldn't bring up old scores. It will make you appear petty. Besides, I also let you go back to your routine. "

"Oh." Xing Yi nodded, "I realized my mistake, so I dare to do it next time, isn't that right?"

Xiao Fenghuang looked at him without speaking, but his attitude was very arrogant.

Xing Yi rubbed his temples, and let him go.

The matter of Xiaofenghuang's insistence on losing weight has attracted Xingyi's attention.This little fat bird's food intake has recovered, but its exercise volume has also increased to a shameful level. It runs outside almost all day long, and when it comes back, it spreads on top of Xing Yi's head and begins to sleep soundly.

Xing Yi finally decided to have a good talk with this little fat bird after five consecutive days of not being able to find a chance to pinch a phoenix.For this reason, he made a morning call on purpose, caught Little Phoenix before he slipped out, and rubbed him: "Wait a minute."

Little Fenghuang looked down at his shaggy fur, and protested: "You messed up my feathers, my appearance is not suitable for going out to lose weight."

Xing Yi squeezed his belly: "Then you don't need to go. In my opinion, your weight loss effect is not very satisfactory, it is better not to lose weight."

Xiao Fenghuang said: "It's only been a few days, it takes a long time to lose weight to see the effect, you don't understand."

He flapped his wings and was about to fly out of Xingyi's hands, but he didn't want Xingyi to hold on tighter.Xing Yi closed his eyes, lifted the quilt casually, buried the little fat bird, then turned over, hugging the bird and the quilt.

He murmured: "Stay with me, won't you?"

Little Phoenix: "..."

This little ball tried hard to get out of the quilt, revealing a fluffy little head, a little flattered: "Of course, but I—"

"Then don't talk, stay with me this morning, be good." Xing Yi even brought out the sleepiness in his words in the blink of an eye, his voice was slightly hoarse, and sounded low.

He wasn't in a good condition this morning and woke up suddenly.Xing Yi has always had no dreams, but he had a rare dream last night. In the dream, the sky was filled with fire clouds, gunpowder smoke filled the air, and there seemed to be the sound of golden swords; but he was sure that it was not the ancient battlefield where he had spilled blood, but a mortal.It was a battlefield for mortals, it wasn't earth-shattering, and it didn't kill the gorgeousness. He knew by feeling that it wasn't a protracted war.

He saw dead silence in his eyes, and he stood there covered in blood, holding a clear crystal in his hand, and a trace of brilliant red gold was sealed in that crystal.All was silent save for the sound of his blood rushing.

When Xiao Fenghuang looked up again, he found that he had fallen asleep.The morning sun shone in through the snow-white window paper, sprinkled on the eyebrows and eyes of the person in front of him, and it was warm and brilliant.

He walked over in a hurry, spread out his small wings, and blocked the light for Xing Yi, and kept blocking it without moving.After a while, he sighed and said in a low voice, "You won't marry me. If you say that, I will feel a little sad."

He thought Xing Yi fell asleep, but after a while, Xing Yi's voice sounded again: "What's the difference, Little Phoenix?"

His voice sounded a little tired: "They are all by my side, what's the difference between a pet and an empress?"

Little Phoenix said: "It's different."

After a while, Xiao Fenghuang tilted his head and thought for a while, then changed his words uncertainly: "But if you want, you can do the same..."

Xing Yi didn't hear this.He is fast asleep.

The next day Xing Yi went up normally, and Xiao Fenghuang followed him, squatting beside him.These days, Little Phoenix often follows him to the court, and the immortals basically recognize him. However, every time they see Little Phoenix, they can't help but comment: "This little bird raised by the emperor is really fat. Every time I see him, I can't help but comment." It's the same circle."

"I heard that I'm losing weight recently, but I don't look thinner, and even fatter."

Little Fenghuang squatted round, hearing these discussions, a little unhappy.He secretly made up his mind that after Xing Yi was gone, he would run another fifty laps around Fuli Palace.

Xing Yi coughed suddenly, and stretched out his hand to signal Qi Sha to come over with a blank jade silk.

He wrote: "The white phoenix in front of the seat is raised by me. The pearls are round and jade-like, so they all have plump wings and many fluffs, not rich ears."

Seven kills read it once, and then explained it again according to the usual practice: "The emperor decreed that the little phoenix in front of the seat is not fat, but fluffy. Anyone who says it is fat in the future will be punished as slander by the heavenly court."

Everyone: "..."

Little Phoenix: "..."

Xing Yi asked for a reward: "How about it, no one will say that you are fat anymore, so there is no need to lose weight."

Little Phoenix used her little wings to lift up a little fluff on her belly to show him, Xiaodouyan was very innocent: "But I'm really fat, not because of the fluff."

Xiao Fenghuang was very sad: "I know you are doing it for my own good, but everyone has to be reasonable. You can't just say that I am not fat, so I really am not fat. Thank you, but I still have to go out for a run in a while."

As he said that, Little Phoenix flapped his wings, jumped down from Xing Yi's seat, and rolled out along the wall with a swish.

Xing Yi rubbed his temples.

After the court was over, Qi Sha saw Xing Yi's face was gloomy, as if he was troubled by something, so he asked in a low voice: "Dijun, what are you worrying about?"

Xing Yi said: "The little bird I raise always wants to lose weight."

Qi Sha was silent for a moment, then suddenly smiled: "That little bird doesn't seem to want this thing."

Xing Yi was also silent for a while, and then said: "He wants to be my empress, not a pet."

Seven kills paused, and asked: "Then what do you think?"

Xing Yi said in a low voice: "He can't take shape, I can tell at a glance that this little phoenix lost its essence when it was an egg, so it will never grow up. He... this little bird, a little greedy."

After a while, he sighed softly: "And I, maybe I'm a little greedy too."

He is used to being alone and has no plans to become a successor.He thinks it's good as it is now, and he doesn't want anything to go wrong.

But this is unfair to Little Phoenix.

Seven kills bowed down and said: "Since you like this little bird and hope that it can be with you, then in the future, it doesn't matter whether it can be transformed or not, whether it is your pet or the empress. Woolen cloth?"

"Excuse me, Dijun, you haven't been in contact with people for thousands of years. I, Tanlang and other stars cannot be your companions, because you don't like the current heaven from the bottom of your heart. Your best friends You have been buried ten thousand years ago, and your exploits across the world have become ancient history. Now that you have this little bird, you have such a little popularity. We don't expect you to be able to integrate into today's God Realm, but we hope You can at least find a sliver of happiness." Qi Sha said.

Xing Yi sneered.

Qisha quickly knelt down.Behind them, Tanlang, who hadn't spoken a word, knelt down on the ground in fright.

"You all hope that I will be seduced by that little phoenix, and continue to work for you for it."

Qi Sha turned pale, and said in a low voice, "Don't dare."

Xing Yi's eyes were sharp, and he stared at him closely, as if he wanted to see something.After a while, he lazily looked away.

"You guessed right, I don't care about the current God Realm. You dragged me out of Beitian, and I haven't settled this account with your Heavenly Court." He said, "But you are right about one thing. , that little bird is very important to me. Not because it's cute, but..."

He paused, as if remembering. "I heard that little phoenix's voice for the first time in the Snow Bamboo Forest that day, and I thought, maybe I have met it before."

What is the difference between an empress and a pet?

What is the difference between the love and liking that he has never experienced in his heartless and heartless body?

They are all identities who accompany him, there is no difference.He knew rationally that it shouldn't make any difference to him whether the little bird went or stayed.

A hammer is fixed.

Xing Yi said: "Tianlang, Seven Kills, go to my weapon room and protect the law for me."

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Tanlang followed Qisha, seeing that Xingyi had drawn out the astrolabe, and drew a weird and complicated formation on the ground.He secretly asked: "What is the emperor doing?"

Seven kills also secretly replied: "I don't know."

According to Xingyi's order, the two of them went to the designated locations and opened the barrier.In fact, Xingyi doesn't need a guardian, the role of the two of them is only to maintain the barrier, preventing the huge fluctuations when the astrolabe shoots randomly from burning the entire Beitian Ertian.

The astrolabe floated quietly.It's intricate and ever-changing, and I don't know how many times more complicated than the real chessboard. If you make a wrong move, it may cause turmoil in the world.This is a big gamble between heaven and earth. The fate of all things, the fate of man and gods, are all controlled by this heartless and ruthless person.

Greedy Wolf frowned: "Isn't the Emperor going to want..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw Xing Yi stretch out his hand—passing through the intricate star trails, and directly touching the astrolabe!

The rays of light flourished, and the strong fluctuations burned people's eyes.Qisha and Tanlang were the first to fail, and spit out a few mouthfuls of blood.Xing Yi's face remained the same, with his eyes closed, as if he was perceiving with his heart.

Qisha said in a hoarse voice: "Dijun, now that the five elements are stable, there is no need to move the astrolabe—one wrong step, one wrong step, Dijun! Dijun, think about what happened to the jade rabbit three years ago!"

Xing Yi said: "Quiet."

He lowered his head and stared at a place in the astrolabe that had not moved for thousands of years, and said softly: "You old guys, you have died long enough, you probably don't know what I did, if you are not convinced, come find me I'll fight."

With almost gentle movements, he touched the cloud of dust.At the same time, the first drop of blood burst from his fingertips and rolled down his elbow.

Qi Sha had a bad foundation and passed out directly, but Tan Lang was still struggling to support himself, gritting his teeth desperately.

Xing Yi glanced back, his eyes released an almost monstrous brilliance—at the same time, Tan Lang felt light all over, and a crushing force took over their barrier.

His eyes widened in surprise.

From ancient times to the present, all the spells recorded in the dossiers, no matter whether they are gods, demons or ghosts, need to be released with charms, incantations or spiritual media. It has never been heard that someone can cast a spell that can turn the world around just by looking at it!

Just how terrifying power does Xing Yi contain?

The blood pooled on Xingyi's elbow is increasing. At the same time, his body is repairing his wound at a speed visible to the naked eye, breaking open and then healing, and continuing to break open after healing, until Xing Yi kills the wound. After the dust was completely taken out, the disturbance of the astrolabe stopped, and the last drop of blood condensed on his fingertips, staining the nebula above him red.

He squeezed the stars into a ball with his hands, then pinched and squeezed them to form a round ball, and then made the shapes of small claws, beaks, wing tips and the top of the head. , is a vivid little phoenix.

Xing Yi calmly said: "The little guy is not in the known astrolabe, so I created a god for him and incorporated it into the astrolabe. With this star, the missing part of his essence in the egg will be restored." As the operation of the astrolabe slowly recovers, he will be able to transform into form on the day of complete recovery."

As for whether to keep him after the transformation, or what his identity is, he doesn't care.

Because everything makes no difference.

He put the bird-shaped star into the astrolabe, looked up for a moment, and said: "Okay. You two go back to practice, you don't need to use it for the center these few days."

Tanlang supported Qisha, bowed to him, then turned and left.

Xing Yi turned around and called Xian'e who usually took care of Xiao Fenghuang: "After Xiao Fenghuang comes back, you ask him to come to me, I have something to tell him."

Immediately after Xian'e agreed to come down, a large lump of snow-white object fell from the air out of thin air, and rolled to the ground with a crash: "It's not good, Dijun, it's not good!"

I took a closer look and saw that it was the Garuda. For some reason, it had become bald again.

The golden-winged bird cried and said: "My boss ran around to lose weight and ran to the bottom of the mountain. He was seen by a group of demon boys passing by. Those dead children heard that the boss is a bird raised by you, so they discussed forming a team to steal the bird. I tied the boss with a fairy rope and went home. The boss and I have never beaten them. Dijun, please save the boss quickly!"