I think you mean it

Cheng Xing sat on the bench at the entrance of the emergency room with his head covered, feeling a little scared. Fortunately, his head was hard enough, otherwise being photographed by the mirror might not be a matter of a cut but a matter of life!

Qiao Wei ran in panting, and as soon as she entered the door, she saw Cheng Xing with a head wrapped like a large rice dumpling.

"Brother Xing, let's not do it, right? Why don't you just lose your job, run away, and then be kicked out by the landlord? You can't think about it!" Qiao Weiyi sat next to Cheng Xing, hugging Cheng Xing's head Just start researching.

"Get out!" Cheng Xing slapped his hand away, "You can't think about it, I was an accident! Do you understand accidents!"

"Understood, understood," Qiao Weiyi nodded suddenly, "seriously, what's going on?"

what happened?

Cheng Xing thought about it for a while, it must be because he didn't eat enough, yes!It's because I didn't eat enough!

Cheng Xing, as a new generation of 996 social animals, resolutely and unilaterally asked for a five-day long vacation in order to follow in the footsteps of the male god, but the result angered the little boss, so the little boss also resolutely fired Cheng Xing.

Although the result of following the male god's footsteps is tragic, the process is unforgettable, at least to reach the male god's WeChat, Cheng Xing comforted himself.

Cheng Xing, who had lost his job, was paralyzed at home. The king and the alliance flew together, and the takeaways shared the same drink.

On the ninth day of Cheng Xing's evolution into a caveman, the landlady knocked on his door gracefully.

The rent contract expired three days ago, and the landlady kindly stated that she would not renew the rent, and thoughtfully gave Cheng Xing two days to find a new place to live.

Cheng Xing had to temporarily stop returning to his ancestors and go out to find a new 'Shantop Cave'.

Hey!Another village ah, this is!It took only one and a half days for Cheng Xing to find a new residence. Although it was a bit small, it was close enough to the CBD!

Finding a job might be easier now.

Cheng Xing happily packed his bed overnight and moved there.In fact, he only packed one suitcase, and the rest were meticulously packed and moved by the big brothers of the moving company.

Anyway, I have lived here for three years, and I still have a lot of things.

The moving company is responsible for packing and moving, but not for putting things back.Cheng Xing stood in the small living room, surrounded by piles of large cardboard boxes, and had to turn sideways when walking.

The rent was paid in three deposits, and Cheng Xing didn't have much money left after paying the rent, so he gave up the idea of ​​hiring a housekeeper and started to do it himself.

Cheng Xing had been busy all morning, tired and hungry, and was about to get up from the pile of debris to order a takeaway, but his eyes turned black and his head was dizzy. down.

Cheng Xing's reaction at this time was not much faster than the lightning in Zootopia, but he was hit on the head by the pier mirror.

Accompanied by a crashing sound, Cheng Xing first thought, it's over, the mirror is broken, and then he felt a dull pain in his head.

Immediately afterwards, the pain magnified rapidly and quickly spread to the whole head.What was even more frightening was that when Cheng Xing raised his hand to touch it, he felt blood on his hand.

So Cheng Xing became bad all over.It's over, I'm going to die, my head was cut open by myself, I don't know if I can find a job alive!

Cheng Xing clutched his head and fell into a pile of mirror shards, and suddenly had a profound understanding of what is meant by "a leak in the house happens to rain all night".

In the end, Cheng Xing upheld the belief that he couldn't die until the male god caught up with me, and went to the hospital with his head covered in blood.

"What did the doctor say? Is it serious?" Qiao Wei followed up.

"It's okay, just break the skin if it's nothing serious." Cheng Xing said indifferently.

"True or not? You wrapped it like this if it's broken?" Qiao Weiyi looked at him in disbelief.

"Hmm... I got three stitches," Cheng Xing touched the gauze on his head, and his stomach grumbled again, "Go eat something, I'm starving to death."

"It's fucking headshot and you still want to eat!" Qiao Wei stood up with more violent words and actions, "Let's go! Brother will take you to eat something good to get rid of bad luck."

Can you tell me that the previous sentence was for the air?

Qiao Weiyi said as he walked, "You are really unlucky."

After getting into Qiao Wei's car, Cheng Xing started to play dead as soon as he got into the passenger seat, "Okay, you don't need to call me anymore, old man."

Qiao Wei made a "cut" and drove to the vicinity of the commercial street.

Cheng Xing was injured, so he couldn't eat spicy food, drink alcohol, be too greasy and eat seafood.

In the end, the two went to a porridge shop to drink porridge.

While drinking the porridge, Cheng Xing wondered what the problem was. He had been so melancholic in recent months. Could it be that it was really like what the fortune teller said, and he needed to go through a lot of twists and turns before he could settle down before he met his destined person?

"Do you remember what I told you about fortune-telling?" Cheng Xing kicked Qiao Wei under the table.

Qiao Wei buried her head in the porridge with the bun in her hand, "Ah... what's wrong?"

"Do you think that what I'm going through now is a sign that the road of love between Wei Yuheng and me is about to begin?"

Qiao Wei swallowed a mouthful of porridge, took another tissue and slowly wiped her mouth, "The ants have been racing for ten years, so be sober!"

"Wei Yuheng, the young master of a listed company, with tens of millions of assets. You, an unemployed worker in the city, can't earn a watch a year." Qiao Wei put his elbows on the table and moved a little closer to Cheng Xing, " The most important thing is that he is a straight man."

Cheng Xing curled his lips: "How do you know if it's straight or crooked? I've seen a little boy beside him."

"I said that you can't let it go. It's been several years since you graduated from college, and you still can't let go of your crush?"

"You don't know if you're full." Cheng Xing rolled his eyes at him. Although Qiao Wei was also gay like himself, she had a sweet mouth and a good life, and her boyfriends changed one after another.

Cheng Xing took out his phone, turned on the front camera and looked at his face exposed through the gaps in the gauze, isn't that good?

People are more popular than dead people!

"It won't be that time, if you still want to find someone at a young age, you can go straight to get married?" Qiao Wei held a toothpick in her mouth, looking like a fool, and wanted to hit him when she saw it.

"Your exes didn't beat you to death, you must be afraid that your chin is too tight." After speaking, Cheng Xing got up and left the store, going to the underground parking lot.

Qiao Wei followed behind and caught up, "You don't have to be too discouraged, the fortune teller has said that you will definitely meet marriage this year, but you have to suffer some crimes first. Seeing that all the crimes that should be suffered have been suffered, what should be done Bad luck too, this marriage must be a matter of minutes."

"Thank you for your good words." Cheng Xing's head was wrapped like a mummy, and the rate of turning his head soared all the way, so he quickened his pace.

"Hey, slow down! There's another business." Qiao Wei put Cheng Xing's shoulder on his shoulder.

Cheng Xing slapped Qiao Wei's arm away, "If you have something to say, don't talk about it, I don't want to be caught by your little boyfriend again."

"Tsk, which pot can't be opened and which pot can be lifted. Seriously, my buddy will find you a job as an assistant to the general manager of an investment company. The salary for the professional counterpart is quite good..." Qiao Wei said so happily that he almost bumped into a passerby, "I'm sorry. Eldest sister... how about it? Try it?"

Cheng Xing glanced at him suspiciously, "Is it reliable? Don't sell me to the Cowherd's shop. I won't make much money, but my health won't be able to bear it."

"Of course it's reliable! Cousin Xiaoai's company said that the former assistant went home to have a baby, and there was not enough manpower. His cousin wanted to take this opportunity to recruit more training and training, so as to save delays in the future." Qiao Wei Seeing his expression moved, he hastily introduced the company of his boyfriend's cousin.

"An angel investor?" Cheng Xing asked.

This is indeed his professional counterpart. He also worked in an investment company before, but the previous company usually did A rounds.

"Yes, that's what my Xiaoai said, go and have a look, and see if you can't lose a piece of meat." Qiao Wei took out the car key and held it in her hand.

"Open the door first." Cheng Xing patted the roof of the car.

"You promise me to go and see first."

"You open the door first."

"Promise me first!" Qiao Wei refused to let go.

"...I'm afraid of you, I'll go." Cheng Xing rubbed his head, it's okay, he saved his family to submit their resumes.

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