single row ahead

The slightly cramped apartment suddenly fell into a suffocating silence.

Osamu Dazai is not in a hurry at all, he will always have endless patience with Accelerator.

He even opened the canned coffee that had been covered by him and drank it again and again, frowning.

Unlike Accelerator, Osamu Dazai prefers intoxicating alcohol to coffee that can force people to stay awake.

The nerves are paralyzed, and the questions that are always chattering in the head are forgotten, leaving only the sweet taste of drowsiness, and everything in this world seems to be far away, the peaceful taste of death.

"unnecessary."

After Accelerator was silent for a long time, he belatedly refused.

Osamu Dazai was not surprised.

"There is no need for me to cooperate with you, is there?" Accelerator said, analyzing methodically, "I am his target, as long as I show up, he will automatically come to the door, as long as I let him know before he activates his supernatural power. If he loses his mobility, it won't affect other people."

"Dazai, why should I cooperate with you?"

"Give me a reason."

"You're looking for that kind of thing, aren't you?"

Accelerator's heart rhythm was out of balance for a moment, "What?"

"It's that one, that one. Extraordinary ability." He showed that wicked and happy smile of a child who succeeded in pranking, "One-way Tongxing, do you think you can hide it from me?"

"I know everything about you."

"'Miracle Stone', 'Magic Box', 'Crystal Crystallization'..." Osamu Dazai read out one by one the supernatural abilities that Accelerator had traded or searched on the dark web in the past year.

"Shut up! Dazai!" Accelerator's breathing became rapid, and the viscous feeling of being spied on all the time made him feel sick to his stomach.

Dazai Osamu continued as if he was deaf at this moment, "Do you know what I found? The miracle stone, which can condense supernatural powers into red stones through blood. The magic box, which can collect supernatural powers It is a magical box that is voluntarily imported by the owner. Crystallization, this should be the ability closest to Shibusawa Tatsuhiko’s ability. It can extract the desired ability from the owner and turn it into a regular crystal. But it can only be used once a month."

"Hahahahahahaha," Osamu Dazai laughed so hard that tears came out, regardless of Accelerator's gloomy expression, "Accelerator, you have clearly left the Mafia and joined a self-proclaimed righteous armed detective agency, but you are still going on. Don't you think it's funny to commit such a crime like Shibusawa Tatsuhiko's?"

Accelerator fell silent.

Anyone who was ridiculed like this would be annoyed, but Fang Accelerator was poured down with a fistful of cold water after a moment of anger rose.

He couldn't refute it at all.

Because everything Osamu Dazai said was true, not only did he collect the information of these people with supernatural powers, he even used these people with supernatural powers to collect supernatural powers and transform them into energy supplies to absorb the necklaces traded from the witch.

He never forgot the last work, and the weight of all hope of the child's salvation weighed upon him and drove him to action without a moment's notice.

He has no time to care about how many people have been hurt by this, and how many people have hated him.

What's more, this is the fate he should bear.

"It's okay, Accelerator," Dazai Osamu's tone suddenly softened like this, with a trace of pity and malice, "You don't need to pretend in front of me, just admit it."

"You are a born criminal."

But this doesn't mean that other people who don't know anything can comment and point fingers at will in front of him.

--laugh.

Osamu Dazai heard Accelerator sneer in a low voice.He twitched his eyebrows, feeling a bad premonition.

"Dazai, did you misunderstand something, bastard?" Accelerator picked up the unfinished coffee that Dazai put in front of him, and poured it over his head carelessly, "I never said I was a good person." .”

The brown viscous liquid slowly flowed from the top of his head, dripped from Dazai Osamu's face, and quickly smeared a stain on his shirt.

After shaking again and confirming that none of the liquid in the coffee can was wasted, Accelerator squeezed the coffee can into a metal ball and threw it into the trash can.

"This look is more suitable for you, Dazai." Yifang Accelerator said, intentionally returning exactly what Dazai had just said to him, "You don't need to pretend in front of me, admit it, Dazai, you're just a fish looking for something in the sewer. Eat stinking mad dogs."

Osamu Dazai wiped the coffee off his face, put the coffee-stained hand in front of him, looked at it carefully for a while, and suddenly laughed.

Osamu Dazai was indeed a lunatic, Accelerator confirmed this with incomparable certainty.

After being ridiculed like this, he can still laugh.

Not only did he laugh out loud, but he also laughed extremely happily. His eyes were full of madness and sickness that made people sick, "That's right! I'm a mad dog!"

"I don't know where I came from, I don't know where I'm going, I'm lingering, barking in embarrassment, an extremely disgusting mad dog!"

"But we are each other." Dazai Osamu suddenly approached Accelerator, staring into his eyes, "If I am a mad dog, you are just a wild dog. A dog howling around, begging to be accepted, but being accepted by everyone Dingoes of refusal."

A chill ran up Accelerator's back, and he turned his head in embarrassment, not looking into Osamu Dazai's eyes.

Osamu Dazai seemed satisfied after retaliating in this way, put on that layer of politeness again, and continued talking as if nothing had happened.

"One-way Accelerator, I can help you get the collection of Shibusawa Ryuhiko. Only I can help you get the supernatural powers that Shibusawa Ryuhiko has collected over the years."

"His collection is tens of thousands, which is much faster than your little collection. In the future, I can also let the port mafia keep providing you with information on similar supernatural powers, and my request is not too much. To you It should even be too simple to say."

Accelerator was really moved, tens of thousands of supernatural powers were enough to gather the energy for Gouyu to take him out of this world.

"any request?"

"kill me."

Osamu Dazai made such a request lightly.

Accelerator looked at Osamu Dazai with a relaxed expression as if he had asked for a 'shake hands', without asking any extra words, he agreed without hesitation, "Okay."

It's not that it's so painful that you want to die, but that it's meaningless to live.

That being the case, what difference does it make to live or die?

Since there is no difference, it is natural to do whatever.

Wanting to die is an idea that has always existed, but before, I just thought it was dispensable, and I would be happy if I succeeded, and it doesn’t matter if I didn’t succeed, but a sudden idea recently made Osamu Dazai decide to implement this idea.

The death that Osamu Dazai pursued was suicide, and his birth was a last resort, so he thought that at least the way and time of death should be decided by himself.

But what if Accelerator is allowed to end his life?

Osamu Dazai was immediately interested in this idea that suddenly appeared in his mind when he had nothing to do to jump into the river one day.

He's the kind of lunatic who would give up his life for fun.

Even with a cup of coffee that was about to dry up and a mess, Dazai Osamu's unique temperament and handsome appearance that attracted women were still not affected at all. After Accelerator agreed, he immediately raised a lot of troublesome additional conditions, "It can't be painful, it can't take too long, you want a painless death in an instant, and you must write how you felt when you killed me. It can't be less than [-] words. If it doesn't satisfy me, I will But I will complain."

"Ah, that's not right," he suddenly thought of something and frowned, sighing, "I'll be dead at that time, so there's no way to give a bad review."

"Go away when you're done."

Osamu Dazai shrugged, stood up, walked to the entrance, put on his shoes, and took his umbrella, "By the way, Accelerator."

He turned his head and stared at Accelerator with his beautiful iris eyes, showing an extremely hypocritical smile, "Have a nice cooperation, see you in a week."

After speaking, he walked out without hesitation.

"One week..." Accelerator murmured, "Go and say goodbye to Oda Saku and Yukisuke."

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Dazai: Is there any after-sales service?

Party: Yes.Cremation service.How familiar?

Everyone thinks it will be abused, there should be no knives, and the next world is also a sweet healing story (probably